[Other] Continue the Story Game

[Varthonai]

This is similar to the Continue the Story Game in SPAMZ, with one crucial difference:

NO. ONE-LINE. POSTS.

You have to put some effort into your post. It can be totally random and weird, but it has to be at least a few sentences long and it has to be meaningful. If it is one sentence or less, I will brutally murder you.

I'll start us off.




Varthonai was walking through SPAMZ one day and noticed that the Continue the Story Game really had some potential if it merely had one additional rule. So he walked back to the DQ Entertainment Zone and started a new version of it. Then he sat back, relaxed, and waited to see what people would do.

[Andrehydra]

(Couldn't you just ask the original thread to be transfered or something?Anyways, lets get this started.)

Then Andrehydra was enjoying coffee(I don't actually, I'm just 11) in his room in the DQ HQ and then, it happened, he saw something in the window, then, it was him, it was...FRAGLORD99!Andre welcomed him back, but he hid him, in one secret room, an ancient room in the DQ HQ, the BASEMENT!
(lol)

[castlemanic]

As castlemanic decided to take a stroll in the shopping center of DQ, he happened to notice that the light was moving towards where anderhydra's room was. He then decided to check it out and started going towards the living area section of DQ. After passing the Coffee shop, he rounded the corner and bumped into aval.

(happy varth? ill improve for the other posts i will make later on)

[Varthonai]

Varthonai jumped down from the ceiling and stabbed castlemanic in the back. "READ THE RULES!" shouted Varthonai angrily. "YOUR LAST POST WAS ONLY ONE SENTENCE LONG! THAT'S TOO SHORT! YOU DIE NOW!"

Varthonai pulled his knife out of castlemanic and kicked the bloody corpse aside. "Hey there, Aval," he continued. "What's goin' on?"

Varthonai raised his staff, and a beam of holy light shone out and revived castlemanic's body. "There," said Varthonai. "I hope you've learned your lesson."

Varthonai turned to Aval and castlemanic. "Well, why don't we all go kill some n00bs down in SPAMZ?"

[castlemanic]

"sure" castlemanic drew out his sword from its sheath and headed down the hall towards where the others were heading (im trying to work on my sig for the sword, its cool). Along the way, castlemanic turned to varthonai and apologised for his tiny post, implying he will be more careful about future posts. as soon as they reached the SPAMZ section of the DQ, there were two guards outside of the hunting room, "anyone in there?" castlemanic enquired

[Varthonai]

Suddenly a n00b appeared and jumped at Varthonai, throwing him backward. "They're here!"

Varthonai jammed his Swiss Army Knife's blessèd silver blade into the n00b's neck and watched it explode in a burst of foul-smelling smoke. Light shone from his staff and knife.

"Attack Pattern Gamma!" Varthonai shouted.

"What the hell are you talking about?!" asked castlemanic.

"I have no idea, but it sounded cool to say!"

[castlemanic]

"dont say stuff like that unless you actually mean it!" castlemanic said as he turned around and swiped the head off a n00b that tried to get him. during the event of the attack, the guard standing at the door was attacked by another n00b, releasing even more n00bs who were going to attack them. then suddenly light hit them, their faces melted before the very intensity of the light, castlemanic also was hit by the light but was surprised when nothing happened to him, then looking at varthonai, the source of the light, he suddenly asks "what on DQ was that light?"

[Varthonai]

"That, my friend, is the holy fire of the Holy Spirit of the Holy Son of God Jesus H. Christ himself," Varthonai answered.

Varthonai turned his head up. "Hey, who started playing Dimmu Borgir's Puritania?"

I am war, I am pain
I am all you've ever slain
I am tears in your eyes
I am grief, I am lies

[Killing_Time]

"Sorry, just trying out my new speakers," Silverpaperplate answered with a grin. "Aren't they nice?!" She shouted to deafen the sound of the bass as she turned it to the maximum. SPP suddenly turned the music off. She an idea. "Does any of you happen to have some Rick Astley or Prince CDs laying around? I have to see if noobs can stand this music!" She asked from the top of the ten stores high building.

[DataaX]

The speakers of SilverPaperPlate's were so they deafen the ears of Anderhyra. Andre went to the hospital but he could not hear what they were saying so they wrote it on paper but he couldn't read(sorry Andre).
Andre then got his ears back in place(I'm breaking the laws of physics)and then Andre went to a school to read but droped out beacause of boredom. Now Andre goes out killing people with a new name, Andrehydra, and I think he's coming to kill me.

[Varthonai]

Sauron, recently deposed in Middle-Earth, was looking for a new place to set up camp. He found one in DQ.

The Dark Lord set up a base in SPAMZ! and began to draw n00bs to strengthen his depleted forces. He forged a new Ring and was preparing to invade the rest of DQ...

But now someone had set up a speaker system nearby, and it irritated him! He gathered his armies and prepared to charge SPP's building, riding on the back of a Fellbeast with a horde of 1000 n00bs following on the ground...

[Andrehydra]

Back in the hospital, Andrehydra then heals the ear of his by mixing mana(magic energy) and chakra(spiritual energy) then he got out of the hospital, only to return to DQ seeing a war between n00bs and members."Hey guys, s---" he said, inturrupted when his Naruto collectible figure was thrown, then he let out his evil self, killed a lot of n00bs, and got laid back.

"So, guys, wanna get some KFC?" said Andrehydra.

[TehAvenger]

Then Avenger came and brought with him KFC takeout
"No need, KFC now comes to you!" Avenger said with a grin.
Everyone got a piece except Andrehydra who was too slow () but then

[Varthonai]

Sauron swooped in on his Fellbeast and smashed through SPP's speakers.

"You FOOLS!" he yelled. "I have destroyed all KFCs in the area! Now Andre will never get to have any! Buahahahahahahahahaha!"

Then he soared off back to his volcanic base in the heart of SPAMZ.

"Well, guys, looks like we've got ourselves a miniquest!" called Varthonai. "I'm going after Sauron, who's with me?"

[castlemanic]

'AYE' said castlemanic in an over excited way, then everyone turned to look at castlemanic.
'where did you go?' varthonai asked
'oh i had some chores to do, now lets restore KFCs to the area!'

[Fullmetalshadow]

"I would like to take part in this." said Rob (Aka FMS, that is mt real name)
Varthonai replied "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
Rob said "I was walking through town and saw what was going on, and I wanted to help get KFC back."

[Varthonai]

"This seems like a good time to quote Shakespeare," said Varthonai. "Hold on a sec."

He stood back, straightened his body, and began to speak in iambic pentameter.

"If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from DQ.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, TehAvenger, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of Johansson.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Johansson.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Johansson.'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on Johanssen's day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Varthonai, Fullmetalshadow, SPP,
TehAvenger, Andrehydra and castlemanic-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Oscar Johansson shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in DQ now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Oscar's day!"

Varthonai looked around and saw that everyone else had left to start the quest at this point. "Goddamnit, nobody likes Shakespeare anymore..."

[Killing_Time]

When the awkward silence was enough, SPP realized she didn't even like KFC! "...Argh f'uck this! I'm going with Sauron!" She proclaimed before stabbing the closest person in the stabby stabable stab-hearty chest.
She left the ten stores high building by flying away on the passing rainbow towards the nearest volcano in SPAMZ.

[Varthonai]

"What the hell?! But he blew up your speaker system!" Varthonai shouted, healing the stab victim. "He might even do it again!"

SPP didn't seem to hear. "F*ck," muttered Varthonai. "Ok, team, we'll have to do this without her. WITH ME!"

He charged up towards the volcano, staff in hand.

[Silitor]

I am Silitor. Sauron's right hand man. Though i hate the fact that all these n00bs are my minions. I have to frigging live with it i guess? I hate kfc anyway. So i'll just stick with Sauron and SPP. And slack. Yeah. Solid.

[Andrehydra]

(LOL on TehAvenger's post.)

Just then Andrehydra realised he was so lucy enough, just by getting a piece of ThAvenger's chicken he could've been not so lucky.

"Yes, I won infinite KFC and only me!" said Andrehydra.()

Then his luck increased more when he had a ton of power that he found in a stone, a stone that he would then use to---

[Zackie]

eliminate Zackie!...again! Zackie died....again! XD but then...

[castlemanic]

sword in hand, castlemanic followed, charging at full speed. all of a sudden, he tripped, fell flat on the ground, sand in his mouth which he spat out (n00b-like, lol). Varthonai looked back, shook his head and carried on, castlemanic close at his heels, making sure he doesnt trip on any other rocks.

[XdbX]

Then XdbX walk in to there path. and start saying

"O ye who wanted to pass
O ye must to the pass
O ye must say ye old pass.
With the o ye light o bright ye sine ye must think of o pass.
Ye so fool that ye must help.
yes will join you if o pass.
O how i long for the o pass.
The brain of all is the pass to keep.
Ye must show ye o pass"

Looking at ever one trying to get to the spam forum (but for Spp) i say
"You need a password"

[Varthonai]

Varthonai charged ahead with castlemanic, pausing only for a moment to turn on Zackie.

"NO." hissed Varthonai, slicing open Zackie's chest.

"ONE." the angry executor continued, slashing Zackie's throat.

"LINE." Varthonai raised his staff and blistered Zackie's skin with celestial fire.

"POSTS!!!!!" Varthonai finished, impaling Zackie's messy remains on the end of his staff and hurling them off to splatter against the rocks.

"I'M SERIOUS!" Varthonai called, turning and running after castlemanic. "Uh, and I'll be back to heal you once we're done with Sauron. Sorry for the delay."