And in other news....

[TehAvenger]

And in other news, a man, um.. cut his own penis

Really, guys. This has to be the most stupid thing in the whole fuckin' world for you to do. I mean cutting your own privates, for the hell of it, or even because of depression, is the most stupid thing in the whole world.

Breaking News, a live-in partner cut her live-in partner's privates

Seriously, there have been like 5 cases of this in the Philippines over the span of only this year, January to May. I can't believe how long people would go to shut their partner up. I mean, God...

You see here, this is where his live-in partner threw his privates after washing them

It is a little comical though...

[Paperback Writer]

That's taking Emo to whole new level...

[Kreekakon]

Frankly speaking I don't really see how hurting yourself can get rid of your depression. In my opinion it's only going to make it worse.

[DrunkCat]

Uh, link?

[TehAvenger]

It was just shown to me a few minutes ago, on the news.

[Paperback Writer]

Oh, and can you lower the "... In the Philippines..." thing. In the way you show it, our country looks like hell.

[TehAvenger]

Oh, and can you lower the "... In the Philippines..." thing. In the way you show it, our country looks like hell.

So you do live in the Philippines, kidding. I already knew that.

Yeah, our country is like hell.

[Brucelee41126]

Now that's just wrong even if you are emo.

[Mattbot]

That's taking Emo to whole new level...

I doubt an emo would do something that extreme.

Have you heard about the guy who chopped his wazzoo (lol) off with a pocket axe (slowly).

[atreides]

Reading this make me want to cry. >.<

[TehAvenger]

Well, there were worse.

A jeep toppled over, crushing all the passengers, most of them, dead

[Paperback Writer]

Nah, that's not really interesting. That happens. Cutting off your penis is MOAR interesting.

[TehAvenger]

Nah, that's not really interesting. That happens. Cutting off your penis is MOAR interesting.

I said worse, not interesting

[Draunia05]

Cutting off your penis is MOAR interesting.

By saying that i just died inside -_-

[Zackie]

awww...shit, that's gotta hurt! I know how he feels XD

[Victory]

What a happy little conversation we have here

[Andrehydra]

Yup, this has happened before in the Philippines.

Oh, and there are a lot of weird people in our country, like the one in TehAvengers post.

[TehAvenger]

A man climbed up a billboard, attempting suicide

This is sad

No job, lost his girlfriend, seems to have no use for living

Really sad.

After hours, he finally got down

This isn't the best part yet!

He was shot

Boom headshot.
But seriously, this is f*cked up, man

[Paperback Writer]

Maybe the other guy was still thinking he was attempting suicide and he thought that the other guy didn't want to die of falling so he shot him instead. But that is Serious Business.

[Klawg]

So, with hundreds dead, and th... BREAKING NEWS! A MAN CUT HIS PENIS!

Uh.

WOW.






Yeah.

Cutting off your penis is MOAR interesting.

...

[Tyemdi]

How...extraordinary. Seriously, this is strange. Why did he do that??

[Kreekakon]

How...extraordinary. Seriously, this is strange. Why did he do that??

That smilie explains it all.

[leapoffaith]

w t f?!

[Killervirus]

What happened:

Guy1:Hey guys, look, I just bought this new kitchen knife!

Guy2:Wow, it must be incredibly usefull for cutting bread!

Guy1:Yeah, I'm pretty sure it'll cut right through it.

Guy3: You know maybe it is dangerous to show that off in a public shower.

Guy1: You're right, let's drop it so noone gets hurt!

Guy2: Hold on, maybe it's better we first-*SLICE* AAAAAAAH!

Guy3: Oh my God!

Guy1: I.... I didn't meant to!

[T.L.I.]

Weird stuff happens.