Totally not inspired by 4chan's "Meanwhile, at Motherbase /v/..."
[ITT: Pretend that you're a solder going through everyday life at "The Base" in the Castle Dimension.]
[Try and come up with a Name or Codename]
"-Lloyd is such a poser, i bet he's isn't even legit Japanese!.
In fact, i'm gonna go and challenge him to a fight right now!.
Wish HIM good luck guys, see ya in an hour..."