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    Default 1% Battery

    Imagine you are on one of the castles and you brought a device with you (any device) and you forgot to take your charger with you.
    What would be the last thing you would to if you had 1% of battery left on your device?


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    Last edited by TCMBerk; March 29th, 2014 at 01:08 PM. Reason: Adding an advice from the repliers

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    Plug it in.

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    say how dumb thi

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    I think this challenge would be far more interesting if you actually explained the setting in which this happens. Am I stranded on an island? Is a bear gnawing off my face? Is my mom calling while I'm getting it on with Magic Mike?

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    Correction complete. You can now answer...
    Last edited by TCMBerk; March 29th, 2014 at 01:28 PM.

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    Any device? Eh... One of the radios from the base (If it's there) and try to signal someone for help before the battery dies.

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    Write my last homoerotic fanfiction. I want to be remembered for something worthwhile.

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    Record a really scary 'last message' and then hide it in a hole somewhere.

    THEN I would escape and never come back and never tell anyone what I did.

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    Die with a well shaved chin I guess

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    You can't shave with a vibrator!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowtime23 View Post
    You can't shave with a vibrator!
    Glass from the shattered screen?

    Although it doesn't count as 1% battery.

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    But... There's no signal for your SIMs in the Castle World... Goddarnit lol

    Might as well have a radio - however, not sure if the Evils could sense radio waves or anything. I mean, they're fucking psychic yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowtime23 View Post
    You can't shave with a vibrator!
    You're just not trying hard enough.

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    If the tales are true, an old cellphone with a flashlight application would last long enough so I can exit the castle and maybe, just maybe, reach the base where the portal lies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melanism
    old cellphone with a flashlight application
    An old cellphone with a what application.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowtime23 View Post
    You can't shave with a vibrator!
    Define shave and then open your mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paperback Writer View Post
    An old cellphone with a what application.
    An old cellphone with a flashlight tool.

    Edit: Maybe you are confused because I used the word ''application'' which is nowadays used for smartphones and etc. Because of that, I've changed the word to "tool".
    Last edited by Melanism; March 30th, 2014 at 04:37 PM.

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    i don't think there was a time in history when the word "application" could have been used that way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maddermadcat View Post
    i don't think there was a time in history when the word "application" could have been used that way
    There are apps that keep the camera flash on, though I don't think that's what he was thinking of.

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    It is called Flashlight application, but it actually is a bright screen that, as ivyn well said, keeps the flash on. Sorry for the confusion by the way.

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    (MP3 Player) I would use the last 1% to listen to Puritania by Dimmu Borgir and die in style I guess.

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    That song was published something like 13 years ago, so its kind of old. But it looks like you know it too, as it was being played in Castle 3C. Well done mate

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    Alright which one of you assholes broke DQ?


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    It was moved from General to Entertainment so until the redirection expires it shows up as two separate threads.

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