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    Zumi: Be Aval

    Suddenly you are this 19 something years old dude. Your name is ANDREW, but people over Internet know you as AVAL. You are very BEAUTIFUL and HANDSOME and you know it. Your interests are MUSIC, WRITING and DRAWING. You don't deem yourself to be an EXPERT in neither subject, but people have praised your work before. Besides being the most GOOD LOOKING person on this planet, you are also the WITTIEST and FUNNIEST. You have just moved in your NEW HOME and enjoying your FREEDOM. Stupid parents, they don't understand anything. It is a sunny British day and you feel quite energetic today. You could spend all this energy in a good, creative way and be on Internet all day, chatting with friends.
    What will you do?
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    In some cultures refusal of lady's invitation to play game with her would be sign of homosexuality.

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    Awwwww ye

    Andrew: Examine ARTIFACTS OF AUDIOPHILIA

    part two in progress
    current update: save the cat that you maimed

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    Yes, it's back! I was afraid it was abandoned.

    Aval: Examine room.
    Knowledge is power - and power is hilarious

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    Aval: Pop your collar to be ironically pimp and then examine room.

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    Yes! DQ stuck is back

    Aval you godlike creature: examine room
    “Every child is an artist, the problem is staying an artist when you grow up” – Pablo Picasso

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    Examine room

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    Aval: Examine room in a more hardboiled manner.

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    Aval: Examine room

    Your room is kind of a mess. Between the discarded clothes are artifacts of your AUDIOPHILIC INCLINATIONS, which, as opposed to allowing you to appreciate music more through higher quality reproduction, are only making the flaws in low fidelity music more glaring and have rendered most of your iTunes library ALMOST UNLISTENABLE. On the subject, your many INTERESTS also include ILL FATED CREATIVE PURSUITS, PHILOSOPHY and POOR SELF MAINTENANCE. You CAN NEVER BE HAPPY because of UNREALISTIC LIFE AMBITIONS. On walls are posters of APHEX TWIN, EDITIONS MEGO and yourself in your FINAL FORM. On your drawer is VINYL PLAYER and there are vinyls all around the room. On your table are speakers, computer and BEAUTAMPLIFIER. It is a device worn on your wrist that harnesses your GODLIKE BEAUTY and converts it into TELEKINETIC ENERGY, built by your friend POLO.
    What will you do?
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    In some cultures refusal of lady's invitation to play game with her would be sign of homosexuality.

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    Aval: Examine Beautamplifier
    Knowledge is power - and power is hilarious

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    Aval: Briefly consider the implications presented by how fucking beautiful you are.
    Quote Originally Posted by Aval View Post
    Do you have any idea how hard it is to make Madder praise the Beatles? I have been trying for three consecutive years to do that without success, but you managed it through the power of your wrongness. I'm kind of proud in a sick twisted way.

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    Aval: Install SBURB before you get metroite'd.
    Rachel Constantine: I was especially interested in the section on Arroway's video unit. The one that recorded the static?
    Michael Kitz: Continue.
    Rachel Constantine: The fact that it recorded static isn't what interests me. What interests me is that it recorded approximately eighteen hours of it.

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    Aval: Install SBURB before you get meteorite'd

    SBURB? Meteorites? What on Earth are you bloody talking about, chap? This is few minutes prior to most recent happenings, so you have no idea whatsoever.
    SBURB... Oh, THAT game. You remember Zumi telling you something about a game called like this few days ago, but you totally forgot about it. It probably wasn't interesting enough to remember it. Unbeknownst to you, she will nag to you about it few minutes into the future. And what meteorites? You know nothing about any funny space rock bent on your destruction. In fact, meteorites will be a topic of discussion with that lady later when you go to computer and get pestered by her. But as for now, you know nothing about this.


    Aval: Examine Beautamplifier

    You examine the ABSOLUTE PROOF of your good looks. Not everyone can use this device, only those who's physical beauty exceeds normal human standards are able to. It appears to have three power levels: WIMP, DARTH VADER and SUPER SAIYAN. You have no idea how it works really, probably only Polo knows. But what if it doesn't even work? To be honest, you haven't even tried it yet, even though it is supposed to be your weapon of choice to protect yourself from that harsh, cruel, sadistic world outside your room. To think about it, you haven't even assigned it yet to your STRIFE DECK. Might be a good idea to do so and test it out, just so you can later screw with Polo if it doesn't work.
    Which, honestly, wouldn't even surprise you.
    In some cultures refusal of lady's invitation to play game with her would be sign of homosexuality.

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    Aval: Try on the beautamplifier
    “Every child is an artist, the problem is staying an artist when you grow up” – Pablo Picasso

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    Aval: Put on the beautamplifier and then pester Zumi as an experiment to see whether the beautamplifier's effects can travel across the medium of cyberspace.

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    Aval: Try on Beautamplifier

    You decide to test it. First, you captchalogue it in your inventory. You are using WHISTLE modus. To receive item you want, you must whistle correct tune. It's only logical for someone like you to use Whistle modus. Others like Zumi can have that simple, mundane Array modus, where you just simply "take" the item out. Peasants.


    Now let's see. To ALLOCATE item to your STRIFE DECK so it becomes your weapon, you first need to find it's SPECIBI. If you wanted to allocate a hammer, you'd need to find HAMMERKIND specibi, for rifle you'd need RIFLEKIND and so on. So here, you need something like GADGETKIND or CONVERTERKIND...
    Christ, there's so many specibi here. Ohohoho wait, there actually is BEARDKIND? Strange world.


    You find DEVICEKIND and allocate Beautamplifier to it. It has been move from CAPTCHALOGUE DECK to your STRIFE DECK.


    You decide to test it on your MP3 PLAYER. Surely it won't work.


    Motherfucker.
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    Seeing as Aval's beauty is far too great for this mortal coil, do NOT test it on your computer to see if it could affect Zumi, and instead just pester the lass.

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    Aval: Get on computer
    Knowledge is power - and power is hilarious

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    Aval: Super Saiyan setting. Incoming meteor. Make it hapen.

    part two in progress
    current update: save the cat that you maimed

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    He can't make it hapen because he doesn't know what he needs to make hapen yet.

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    Aval: You're MP3 is destroyed. Go outside and look for another one.

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    Aval: Do not mourn your mp3 player. It's not like it was high-fidelity anyway. Get your chat on.
    Quote Originally Posted by Aval View Post
    Do you have any idea how hard it is to make Madder praise the Beatles? I have been trying for three consecutive years to do that without success, but you managed it through the power of your wrongness. I'm kind of proud in a sick twisted way.

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    Aval: Put some music on before you get on your computer.

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    This is funny.
    Aval: Switch to super saiyan setting and destroy the house with amazing powers that take a long time and a bunch of Chinese words to charge up.

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