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    Zumi: approach the mailbox carefully
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    Zumi: Get mail

    First you captchalogue yor laptop and store it in your inventory. From there, you can take it anywhere and anytime you want.


    You step outside your room to the HALLWAY. There's door to your BRO's room. He's a really cool dude and you two have the best sibling relationship ever. Once you were meowing like a cat in your room and him being so considerate, he brought you a bag of cat food. So as token of affection you left a DEAD MOUSE on his pillow. Meow.

    You examine NOTE you put on his doors. It's a notification you did a horrible deed. He will not be happy, but that's what happens when you blast your music way too loud. You chuckle at your amazing idea of punishment. So evil, so delicious, so caloric.

    You step outside and cold wind greets you.

    Zumi: Approach mailbox carefully

    Caaaaaaaarefully now. There might be a bomb inside. You can never know, those secret government agencies are very fond of this stuff and maybe they chose you to be their next victim of their covert ops shenanigans. You open mailbox, ready to face whatever there is inside it.

    OH YES! MOTHERFUCKING YES! IT'S FINALLY HERE!
    In some cultures refusal of lady's invitation to play game with her would be sign of homosexuality.

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    Zumi: Make a mad dash back to your room
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    Zumi: Search for traps

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    Zumi: Hurry and get back to your room

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    (note: i accidentally screwed up a big drawing i made of house and it's surroundings, so i had to draw another one. therefore, there are some minor differences between last picture of me standing by mailbox in my yesterday post and the newest one from today.)

    Zumi: Search for traps

    You can never be too careful when dealing with mailboxes. They are a perfect spot for traps and other harmful things. Well, there's nothing here – no wait what is this.

    oh god no
    your bro got you again you will never best him
    motherfucker

    Zumi: Hurry and make a mad dash back to your room!

    Off you go.

    You are back in your room. You take your laptop out of your inventory, place SBURB disc to start copying and message MB.

    Spoiler for Pesterlog:

    ZM: i got the game!
    ZM: now what?

    MB: You will now copy it and install it. It will take a while, so while it's installing, send files to all your friends on Pesterchum.
    ZM: thanks for changing your text color
    ZM: so tell me now
    ZM: what was that about earth being doomed if we wont play this game

    MB: I will tell you, but since we're a little bit short on time, I will tell you only what you must know for now. I will explain more later when you escape to The Medium.
    ZM: whats the medium
    MB: I will tell you later when you come there. Basics first.
    MB: So as you know, SBURB doesn't take place in virtual reality, but is superimposed over the real world. It's a multiplayer game, where players must co-operate to win and achieve the final prize. There are two players, client and server player. Client doesn't need to interact with computer, he only needs to use the game objects server player places for him. Server player is assisting him in his escape to The Medium. He can build, manipulate environment and place game objects for his client. In order for all players to come into the same session, there is a need for a chain connection between them. Say a player A is a client and player B his server, when A is in The Medium, B becomes client of player C. When B is The Medium too, player C becomes client of player D and so on, until there's only the last player remaining; this one is client to player A. There must be an even number of total players in the beginning of game so it can fully succeed.

    ZM: kinda complicated but i can manage
    ZM: but that still doesnt explain how we will all die

    MB: I was about to come to that.
    MB: When server player places a game object called Cruxtruder, it reveals a countdown to arrival of a meteor. That meteor is aimed towards the player and if played doesn't escape in time, he will die in resulting collision.

    ZM: oh
    ZM: now that sucks big time

    MB: As a leader, you are targeted first, so your survival is our top priority.
    ZM: imma leader?
    ZM: not sure if cool or not. i mean, being the lead figure can feel awesome, but i'll have to deal with a bunch people who may or may not listen to me
    MB: You are a leader to 14 people. It may be a huge commitment, but I know you will do a great job.
    ZM: wait
    ZM: didnt you say there must be an even number of players
    ZM: theres 15 of us in total. what are we gonna do?

    MB: Answer is simple. I will join your session as your server player. And do not worry about me getting in The Medium. I have means of transportation that do not require a server.
    ZM: really? great!
    MB: But I have to finish my work on it, so I will take my leave now. Is copying done yet?
    ZM: soon
    MB: Outstanding. Send files to all your contacts when it's done. I'm going now.
    ZM: i will look who's online
    ZM: wait before you go
    ZM: just asking
    ZM: why do you know so much?

    MB: Isn't it obvious?
    MB: I played this game before.

    -- mysteriousBenefactor [MB] ceased pestering Zumi [ZM] at 12:39 --


    "I played it before, long time ago..."
    Last edited by Zumiyon; September 5th, 2013 at 08:03 PM.
    In some cultures refusal of lady's invitation to play game with her would be sign of homosexuality.

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    The plot thickens...therefore it would be a good time for a snack break. Oh, and see who's online, avoiding death is kinda important too.

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    I don't know about you guys, but I have a feeling this is gonna be great if it continues like this.

    Zumi: check who is online
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    Zumi: take a look at who is online
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    Ponder your sudden awareness and belief in the plot.
    *glares antagonizingly, then runs away to medicate panic attack*

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    See who is online

    Let's see. We have Aval, Polo, Mattbot...
    And then we have Varthonai, Kreekakon and Tyle.

    holy fuck did nicolas cage just wink
    In some cultures refusal of lady's invitation to play game with her would be sign of homosexuality.

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    Zumi: what the...
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    Zumi: Talk to people by order they're in your contacts list. Start with Aval.
    (I gotta say winking Nic Cage startled me)
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    i am 12 and wat is this? Diplomacy Domination Victory Aval's Avatar
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    TALK TO AVAL ALREADY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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    why the fuck can i never find what I'm after this is so gay

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    Zumi: Wait for Theone to show up, neglect the rest.

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    freak out at nic cage
    music is what keeps me alive
    my deviantart

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    Talk to Jedi even though he isn't on your chum list.

    For realzies though, talk to Aval. Poor boy is neglected, and stuff.

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    Change that freakin' wallpaper.

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    Install SBURB meanwhile.
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    Switch your chummood to Rancorous and wait for the messages to come to you.
    Rachel Constantine: I was especially interested in the section on Arroway's video unit. The one that recorded the static?
    Michael Kitz: Continue.
    Rachel Constantine: The fact that it recorded static isn't what interests me. What interests me is that it recorded approximately eighteen hours of it.

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    Zumi: start pestering those chums!
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    Install SBURB

    Let's see...
    Uhhh, this is a bit unexpected.
    You choose CLIENT.

    This really is not what you were expecting and oh by whatever supernatural deity, is this version 0.0.2? This game isn't even finished yet?
    Oh lord.
    Well still better than nothing.


    Talk to Aval

    You've neglected the poor dude too much. Time to show him some love.

    Spoiler for Pesterlog:

    -- Zumi [ZM] began pestering Aval [AV] at 12:40 --
    ZM: hey cunt
    AV: sup slut
    AV: wassup in zumitown

    ZM: somethin much
    AV: oh?
    ZM: yeah well so i got that game
    AV: which one
    ZM: remember that game i told you about
    ZM: the one i heard about from a friend
    ZM: SBURB

    AV: oh that one
    AV: that's some very stupid name, if you ask me

    ZM: well stupid name aside i finally got it and you should play it
    AV: tell me why
    AV: convince me, come on

    ZM: its like sims in real life, you build things around your coplayer and manipulate environment
    AV: bullshit stuff like that doesnt exist
    ZM: yet you have device that harvests your physical beauty and converts it into telekinetic power for your use
    AV: oh
    AV: you have me now
    AV: alright, so what's the goal of this game

    ZM: uhhh well
    ZM: server player helps his client in escaping the falling meteorite that will otherwise kill him

    AV: ahahaha shit what
    ZM: yeah well friend told me first all players must escape from meteor apocalypse to somewhere called the medium and then cooperate to win the game. so by players he meant me and people on my chumlist; you, polo, mattbot, varthonai, kreekakon, tyle, theone, toh, drunkcat, shinoi, tyemdi, nino, jedi l and kurei z.
    ZM: and judging by what he told me i think meteorites might start coming soon. so i will send copies of my game to everyone so we can escape and play together.

    AV: and youre sure its real. like why would meteorites target us
    AV: and i dont see any damn meteorite anyway
    AV: see skies are all clear
    AV: i just looked out my window
    AV: there's no damn meteorite
    AV: no
    AV: fuckin
    AV: shit
    AV: what the fuck

    ZM: what??
    AV: just heard some explosion outside
    AV: gonna check it out

    ZM: right
    AV: hahahaha okay this is stupid
    AV: i look outside and there's this crater on the street and i look in the sky and see fuckin meteorite flying above and disappearing over the horizon
    AV: what the fuck is this, like some really bad story or something. like someone had no other idea how to advance the plot
    AV: so cliche

    ZM: i told you about the meteorites
    ZM: i told you dog

    AV: yeah right
    AV: send me this copy then

    ZM: okay and i will also attach intructions i got from mb
    AV: that friend of yours?
    ZM: yesh
    AV: screw mb
    AV: talk to aval
    AV: he's the coolest

    -- Zumi [ZM] sent Aval [AV] the file »instuctions.txt« --
    AV: you missed »r« in »instructions« :3
    ZM: screw you i wrote it fast
    -- Zumi [ZM] sent Aval [AV] the file »SBURB.exe« --
    AV: oh boy this will take a while to download
    ZM: yeah in meantime read instructions
    ZM: my game just finished installing and ill have to hurry up and inform mb on it so we can start
    ZM: turns out i will be targeted first as i am supposedly the leader and shit so i gotta escape fast

    AV: hahaha you're the leader
    AV: oh man i can already see this is gonna be great
    AV: everyone prepare for Crazy Zumi And Her Companion Of 14 Internet People to become a thing

    ZM: yeah
    ZM: its gonna be great
    ZM: see ya later, send files to other people who are online and dont rofget to tell them what i told you
    ZM: forget*
    ZM: stay online

    AV: will do
    Last edited by Zumiyon; September 6th, 2013 at 10:39 PM.
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    It is in your hands now aval

    Make us proud
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    i am 12 and wat is this? Diplomacy Domination Victory Aval's Avatar
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    The best thing about Aval is how his spelling is terrible but he corrects everyone else's minute mistakes
    Quote Originally Posted by Polo View Post
    why the fuck can i never find what I'm after this is so gay

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    Zumi: Be Aval
    Aval: Pester Varthonai

    part two in progress
    current update: save the cat that you maimed

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