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    Default Oh god NAMES.

    You may have thought this was it, but truth is it was far from over.

    Besides pet names, the webpage provides Gangsta, Pirate, Mexican Wrestler and Mafia names. They also feature Vampire and Taxi Driver names, but they blow.

    I had my theory before with gathered data from Ducky's thread, but now I'm 100% sure these names are offensive as you can appreciate in the list below. More specifically, the last two names.

    My results:

    Gangsta= Young Dirty Red Snappa
    Pirate= Cap'n Wallace Yellowbeard
    Mexican Wrestler= Mexicano Negro (seriously)
    Mafia= Butt Ugly Nicky
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    Now let's see how I will be offended this time.
    Shinoi gives me:
    Gangsta: No-pants Chimpanzee
    Pirate: "Chocolate" Hank Hornigold
    Mexican: El Monkey Sangriento
    Mafia: Marco Rubberface (gotta say that one's kinda cool)

    Full real name:
    Gangsta: White Train Jumpa
    Pirate: "Tripod" Ozzy Slasher
    Mexican: El Pollo Lento
    Mafia: 'Heavy Load' Tito (cool one again)

    Kitty Cha-Cha is still the best, though.
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    Gangsta: Heavy Nutz Crack Smoka (What's with all the nuts and balls on this site)
    Pirate: Androgynous Bernard Hawkins
    Mexican Wrestler: Thunder Gris
    Mafia: Shaky Marco Ricci

    The mafia name was a bulls-eye. I am shaky.

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    Shinoi, I think the website thinks you're a monkey.

    Ducky in the translators:
    Gangsta = Crouching Hung Daddy (And it thinks I'm a parent.)
    Pirate = Lazy Eye Baily
    Mexican = Amigo Verde
    Mafia = Morose Roberto Costa
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    Cap'n Tad Deadbones, I can dig it.

    You didn't lie about the taxi driver one, what the hell is a Fgenghirankownka O'Connor?

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    Holy shit guys, my real full name (without counting my middle name) in the translators:
    Gangsta: King Ass-whippa
    Pirate: Bad-Rum Dick
    Mexican Wrestler: El Burro Gigante
    Mafia: Not-Very-Nice Guy Jack (I can dig this one in particular)

    I don't know, Mattbot. They seem indian names to me, supporting my theory.

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    For Shadowtime23, Gangsta is: Ribbed Jamaican
    For my real name it is: Butt-Jugglin Pimp

    SWAG

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    It's not fair, everyone has a pimp name. I want one!!

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    Just call me Fried Green Cop Killa, or Cheatin' Louis Bellamy, or El Tigre Mas Macho, or Guiseppe the Hammer!


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    Let's see how this thing treats me this time:

    Gangsta = King Baller (sure, why not)
    Pirate = Bad-Rum Bobby(Never had a good taste for alcohol anyways)
    Wrestler = Ratón Gigante (quite fitting no?)
    Mafia = Green Lou Marino
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    Why is Ratón Gigante quite fitting? I'm just curious.

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    In primary school my friends and I used to joke and call myself "blubber" (down the same alley as fatty) as I was a bit bigger than everyone else. Not any more though
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    (Full, real name)
    Gangsta: Cow-Tippin Jungle Robba (What?!)
    Mafia: Lidia the Assassin (That's pretty cool)
    Vampire: Sanguine Zolona Constantine (Uh, ok?)
    Hm... I wonder... What happens when you enter in your generated name again?

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