Use the duck to knock it down.
Use the duck to knock it down.
He claimed he was the creator of the universe, walked through a wall, and came back with a burger.
[Massive ups to Polo for some excellentart assets and animationoral sex]
WILL: Get the bull penis cane to knock it down.
You briefly ponder the mental image of yourself as a suave, genteel, aristocratic RANCH owner from the American South wielding a BULL PENIS CANE before you admit that, tragically, you do not own a RANCH in the American South from which to acquire a BULL PENIS CANE.
You make a mental note to fix this as soon as possible.
WILL: Attempt ill-advised acrobatics to obtain the box.
There is no way in hell that this can possibly go wrOH SHIT
Last edited by Varthonai; September 21st, 2012 at 04:02 AM.
Originally Posted by Polo
Good thing he lacks a nose or that probably would have hurt a lot more.
Will: Duck. Specibus. Let's do this. LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
John Hancock. that was a joke ladies and gentlemen
Will: Summon your hands and use them to open the goddamn box
BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH BLUH
Will: Ignore your concussion, and open the box. For that will greatly pleasure us.
What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOX!?
Last edited by Tyemdi; August 29th, 2012 at 06:39 PM.
Someone: Update HomesDQ
John Hancock. that was a joke ladies and gentlemen
I second this. Now that I'm into homestuck I understand this process.
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WILL: Ignore your concussion, and open the box.
While opening the box you feel, as is the prerogative of slick genre junkies like yourself, that this might be an appropriate time to pay homage to David Fincher's indisputably classic neo-noir thriller Se7en, perhaps by flinching in shock and sympathetic horror, as did Morgan Freeman's wise and world-weary 'Detective Somerset'.
WILL: What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOX!?
It's just an empty box, though, which kind of kills the mood. You immediately took its contents out on the day it arrived. Your copy of SBURB has been installed and ready to go for several days, awaiting nothing but a friend to play with. You already knew all of this, so you're not sure what you were trying to accomplish by taking the box down. But hey, boxes are always fun.
Maybe you'll do the Se7en reference some other time, when people are actually watching. What's the point in making a fool of yourself with no one around to see it, anyway? Besides self-inflicted wardrobe injuries?
Will: Pester friends.
John Hancock. that was a joke ladies and gentlemen
Will: put box on your head and pretend it's a tophat.
WILL: Pester friends.
With the unique feeling of goofy contentedness that only the acquisition of a cardboard box can instill, you decide to check on your good DQ pals. If a decent number are online, you can probably go ahead and get this multiplayer show on the road. Your gamer group doesn't have the best track record for timely arrival to sessions, but who knows? Maybe today will be the exception.
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Well, so much for that.
Though you suppose that if you had to pick the one guy to be online on time, he'd be near the top of the list.
Last edited by Varthonai; September 22nd, 2012 at 10:05 PM.
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Chat with mattbot
Victory: "Dinner sneaks up on you from nowhere. like a panther."
Hyperion: "a delicious panther."
Search for invisible traps, pooky!
John Hancock. that was a joke ladies and gentlemen
Will:Scream like a banshee while having a seizure on the keyboard. this will be your greeting to mattbot.
WILL: Scream like a banshee and pretend to have a seizure on the keyboard.
What?! You would never even consider such a course of activity! It could risk irreparable damage to an incredibly valuable piece of personal equipment!
Why don't we get back to the sort of commands that sane people follow.
WILL: Chat with Mattbot.
Spoiler for pesterlog:
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Will: STRIFE!
John Hancock. that was a joke ladies and gentlemen
WHAT HAPPENED TO INCREDIBLY VALUBLE!?
Will: ABSCOND ABSCOND! Jump out the window! DO SOMETHING GET OUT OF THERE!
Last edited by codbarley; September 26th, 2012 at 02:03 AM.
Use a flying type pokemon!
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Will: Ignore your common sense! STRIFE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!
John Hancock. that was a joke ladies and gentlemen
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