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    Retrieve arms from wardrobe

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    Rip all posters but the Castle one down.

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    Find sweet loot to brag about
    Man rule 48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes must be settled by rock, paper, scissors.

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    Masturbate.

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    Examine room.



    Your name is WILL. As was previously mentioned you are in your BEDROOM. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You often play COOPERATIVE GAMES in which you engage in WACKY HIJINKS while everyone else does all of your work for you. You enjoy keeping things RELAXED AND LIGHTHEARTED and make jokes at ALMOST EVERY AVAILABLE OPPORTUNITY, especially at OTHER PEOPLE'S EXPENSE.

    It goes without saying that you enjoy making people laugh, and while you have often debated with yourself over whether making people laugh for your own enjoyment is a selfish way to live, you always come to the conclusion that EVERYBODY WINS, ESPECIALLY YOU.

    Your DeletionQuality username is Wadling.

    What will you do?


    Will: Retrieve arms from wardrobe.



    Arms? What? Why would you keep severed arms in there? Why would you assume anyone would do that?

    Or did you mean 'arms', like, 'armaments'? That would be pretty cool, but no, you don't have any of those in there either.


    > WILL: Damn it, just say 'masturbate'.
    Last edited by Varthonai; April 21st, 2012 at 03:43 AM.
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    Damn it, Will, just say masturbate.

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    Throw rubber duck out window as if it had greatly offended your amazing hair.
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    Acquire rubber duck and treasure it forever.

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    Go on Internet: Lose badly at online game and rage.

    What I would do.
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    Remove one of the posters to discover a hole, go through the hole into your homes drywall, use it to escape the confines of your bedroom prison.
    Quote Originally Posted by Aval View Post
    Do you have any idea how hard it is to make Madder praise the Beatles? I have been trying for three consecutive years to do that without success, but you managed it through the power of your wrongness. I'm kind of proud in a sick twisted way.
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    I mean, my brain is a real piece of work guys.

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    Again, take a shower, you nasty goon. That disgusting layer of filth covering your body won't remove itself.

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    Use laptop to find out what's going on around the world that would interest you and may involve you.

    Edit: Then take a shower...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi-L View Post
    Again, take a shower, you nasty goon. That disgusting layer of filth covering your body won't remove itself.
    This but the Roman way, with a jug of oil and a sharp knife B)
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    use your laptop to start a thread on DQ called "HomesDQ"

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    Either my first post or this one...

    Examine the contents of the box. First throw Wadling's trusty ducky to make the box fall and catch it before it hits the ground. That or throw the laptop at it.

    I'm just curious.

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    Use computer. Go to DQ.
    "To tell us that every species of thing is endowed with an occult specific quality by which it acts and produces manifest effects, is to tell us nothing; but to derive two or three general principles of motion from phenomena, and afterwards to tell us how the properties and actions of all corporeal things follow from those manifest principles, would be a very great step." -Issac Newton, Optics
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    Go back to sleep, 10 o clock is way to early for you!
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    WILL: Damn it, just say 'masturbate'.



    Ha! As IF you’d ever indulge in such childish behavior.

    ...wow, you almost kept a straight face saying that. ‘Masturbate’. Heeee. It’s a hilarious word, who could resist? Pity there’s no one to around to insincerely chastise you for it, though. So many potential hijinks wasted.

    That reminds you, you really should check out what's going down on the DeletionQuality forums. There are better-than-decent odds something entertaining has happened since you've been away.


    > WILL: Look on DQ for insane hijinks.
    Last edited by Varthonai; April 19th, 2012 at 07:59 AM.
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    Will: Look on DQ for insane hijinks
    Man rule 48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes must be settled by rock, paper, scissors.

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    Internet doesn't work. Router/cord broken. Fix it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkCat View Post
    Use computer. Go to DQ.
    What he said.
    "To tell us that every species of thing is endowed with an occult specific quality by which it acts and produces manifest effects, is to tell us nothing; but to derive two or three general principles of motion from phenomena, and afterwards to tell us how the properties and actions of all corporeal things follow from those manifest principles, would be a very great step." -Issac Newton, Optics
    "You are what you do not do." - Relax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkCat View Post
    What he said.
    It starts happening, the quotfenity loop is upon us!
    Man rule 48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes must be settled by rock, paper, scissors.

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    WILL: Look on DQ for insane hijinks.



    You can definitely handle that.


    ==>



    You load up the ANANSI web browser and direct it to what is indisputably the most amazing website ever created. Yes, indisputably, mostly because there is no one around to argue the point with you.


    WILL: Use your laptop to start a thread on DQ called "HomesDQ".



    What? HomesDQ? That word means nothing to you. Furthermore, it sounds completely and utterly lame. Only under truly dire circumstances can you imagine yourself willingly taking part in such a bizarrely-titled thread.


    ==>



    Hey, GhosD PsyQiatrists updated! Hell yes!

    Oh, and some other shit too. Two new, relatively fast-growing threads, and a big burst of activity in the Sburb thread... you guess you ought to check them out, being a moderator and whatnot.

    You guess.


    > WILL: Disregard foreboding ‘End of the World’ threads as nonsense. Entertainment comes first. Go to GhosD PsyQiatrists.
    Last edited by Varthonai; August 12th, 2012 at 11:09 PM.
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    Will: You know you want to throw the duck out the window, it made fun of your Castle poster...and uh...your favorite color!
    Man rule 48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes must be settled by rock, paper, scissors.

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    Look up threads. Delete them when you realize they are all utter garbage.

    (They aren't really, just for the sake of this )
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