Tell me a joke...
I request members of Deletion Quality to give me their best, clean joke that would even make a PhD doctor of chemistry laugh. I would wish it to be as short as possible but not too short.
I appreciate the help in advance.
(This thread will be short-lived and will last for about a day and a half...)
(Note: A joke that doesn't require me to answer back...)
Last edited by Razgriz; October 4th, 2011 at 08:06 AM.
Pre-Hack 1000th DQ Member, 2008
A seal walks into a club.
Caffeine Tripper
Lady Gaga.Originally Posted by Vampire-Jade
I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn. For example, do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be?
The only jokes I know about chemistry are bad because all the good ones argon.
I find this very amusing, coming from a woman.
Have you tried introducing yourself? That always makes me laugh.
Another bar beertender.
'All my followers shouldn't accept my teachers out of faith, but out of constant investigation.'
What did the Doctor say to the guy who lost an electron?
You have cancer.
Wait fuck thats wrong, I didn't mean th-
“There is no such thing as a human weird, It's just that some understanding requires more people than others” - Robbins Tom.
A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and his addiction is destroying his family.
A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar. They have a pleasant discussion that does not in any way involve their religions.
Tommy Wiseau
What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The live baby underneath all the dead ones.
Love will find its way, over time and space, love will find its way.
2012.
Sir, are you implying the year 2012 is a joke and therefore non existent which will result us all to convert into nothingness when said year comes?
Is THAT what you're ACTUALLY IMPLYING?
Stop being immature...
"All moments are fleeting, just like all love is true." Victory
Caj just owned this page!
Aw yeah
Last edited by Shadowtime23; October 4th, 2011 at 09:36 PM.
@Cajolocs: Oh man I'm taking a chemistry class so that one's pretty hilarious to me.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Thanks to Varth for the sig.
Well, it may not exactly be times up but I have no need for this thread anymore. I agree that Cajoloc's picture joke was pretty good but it's utterly useless in where I'm going to use it. I also liked the other short jokes you guys gave me and I guess that's what I should expect from you guys. Though, I don't think that'll work with my Chemistry instructor.
In the end, I can't use Cajoloc's joke and anyone else's as an answer to the bonus question in my Chemistry Final Exam today. I did find a good one which is pretty long but I ended up memorizing it after studying Chemistry.
Thanks for the assistance, guys. Much appreciated.
I request this thread to be locked, please.
Pre-Hack 1000th DQ Member, 2008
Damn, those are my two finest jokes.
Though my favorite chemistry joke is: What do you do with chemists when they die? You Barium.
"To tell us that every species of thing is endowed with an occult specific quality by which it acts and produces manifest effects, is to tell us nothing; but to derive two or three general principles of motion from phenomena, and afterwards to tell us how the properties and actions of all corporeal things follow from those manifest principles, would be a very great step." -Issac Newton, Optics"You are what you do not do." - Relax.
Who's on First applied to chemistry. I like it.
Truly Abbott and Costello remain the baddest dudes.
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