The DQ "What if...?": Re-Released Premium Edition

[Rockonman]

Then you wouldn't be on DQ.

What if we stopped using memes and went back on track?

[Ivyn]

Then we would have OVER 9000 people get bored.

What if notch had a heart attack and died at minecon?

[Rockonman]

There wouldn't be as many people who are wasting their lives doing stuff on minecraft.

What if more people played Terraria?

[Flashlight]

They'd realize how inferior minecraft is to it.

What if the U.S. attacked your country for some bacon strips?

[Rockonman]

We would have to have eaten a shitton of bacon.

What if Monty Python?

[Flashlight]

The animator would get a heart attack.

What if i stopped looking you in your eyes in the process of raping?

[Shinoi]

Nobody would expect the Spanish Inquisition, if may I say.
What if Rockonman and Flashlight?

[Sirrin Nacht]

Not something I'd like to see.

What if pirates and ninjas held a joint parade?

[Flashlight]

Id throw bricks at them.

What if Victory was an owl?

[Rockonman]

would happen.


What if i developed a cure for all physical diseases that came at the cost of insanity?

[go_habs_go]

we would act like this ...

what if memes were real?

[Animators]

I wood be rich.

What if I was not a great person?

[go_habs_go]

you would be a normal person.

what if he was a wonderfull person?

[Rockonman]

That would be good for getting a girl or boyfriend. Wouldn't change the world too much.

What if go_habs had correct grammar and spelling?

[Tyemdi]

You would have incorrect grammar and spelling.

What if capitalism didn't exist?