QuickStart

[Zolen]

As a bit of a bone up on my own skills I started this comic, each action is based on suggestions from several sources, assuming it's not out of my power to draw or it goes against the character in questions morals, then I will do it.

Rules:

Keep all suggestions PG-13

You can only suggest 1 thing per page, no 3-5 suggested actions.

Most everything will look quickly drawn and 2 dimensional unless it was copy pasted, because I am just drawing up a quick idea, which is why I gave the comic the name I have. Its going to look like crap but hopefully as time goes on the crappy style will start to improve to something worth looking at longer.

Keep all posts relevant to the story, no off topic chatter.

Keep story movements short and concise, no massive paragraphs detailing the next 100 years. It's much, much for run that way.
(e.g. "Pick up the spoon and lick it." vs. "Pick up the spoon and lick it, decide it tastes terrible so through it against the window opening a vortex and sucking Dave into the unknown." You can suggest what the character does, but what happens as a result is not in your control.)

Sometimes I might take a few days to make a image depending on if I am in the mood, and if I think there have been enough people for me to bother going on.

Boonodollars run reality and are used to buy EVERYTHING, as long as you have the boonodollars to afford what is offered (graphics/ special abilitys/ the frequency of gif's used/ attack power) you can pretty much change how characters will react to things you suggest dramatically.


Key commands: (special commands)

"Be [insert the character/item you want to be]" with this for at least 1 page you can command what ever you take over, this can also be used to move between the main characters that have been unlocked.

"Stats list" Tells what the character you are playing is holding, unlocks the ability to see the upgrades page for that character, tells how many boonodollars they have, shows their power, speed, will, guard, and intelligence. If they know it it will even tell the name of their Giga, and show their own personal signs.

"Review" As it says, I will basically give a summery of what has already happened. This can only be used every 25 pages.
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A young nerdy teen stands near his door wearing a cliche anime wig by a wall that has video game posters, such posters that seem to litter the entire white walled house, along with over sized crappy swords that seem to hid around his house, what is the name of this kid?

[Shinoi]

Rothanius Von Nichtenicht, the Hat Owner

[Zolen]

The Hat owner....he's so astonished at thinking up such a horrible title that he can't even think up a expression for it, he would never sit a hat on his amazing wig that he got at brickmart, of course he could just take off his wig, but that would be to horrible to contemplate, surly the gods of Neronia would would even laugh at such a thing. Also hes not sure how to say the rest of that name.

[Wadling]

Dave Abodetrapped

[Shinoi]

The rest of his name: Weableryo Culprictican Jr. Joker Van Gaysing Blue Stradivari Von Asslongname Raptopaptoculucinilingus the Third

I must stop, I'm awful.

[Zolen]

Dave Abodetrapped, it has a ring to it, Dave remembers his name now! Its amazing! He also remembers being the avid nerd he is that he loves with Abode flash yet all he can draw are three minute stick figure fights, he is a obsessive role player,to the point that he refuses to take off his cliche anime wig, all of his friends are online, and he has a dramatic relationship with his mother.

Now....



what will you do?

[Shinoi]

Tear off posters and try to sodomise them. If he succeeds, Dave takes of his wig. If not, he goes to his mom crying.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Take one of those black spears off if his head and scratch his back with it.
...(A Wig? Hair?! That can't possibly be hair it's, it's unheard of!)

[Mattbot]

Get a balanced breakfast of steak and ale!

[Zolen]

Tear off posters and try to sodomise them....If not, he goes to his mom crying.


He...He can't! While Dave admits to dreaming of one day rubbing grease soaked hands under the heavy bolts of that big daddy, he never would actually do it... or would he...screw it he's going to sneak off to his room, there is no way he plans to tell his mom about this idea of his.




Oh no, it's Dave's mom! What are he going to do?!

[Wadling]

BATTLE!

[Mattbot]

Holy water!

[Polo]

Stab his own mother with his hair.

[username]

Love and appreciate everything she has done for you as a successful mother. Maybe even compliment her and/or make small-talk.
Then run.

[Shinoi]

Stare threatingly and order a sandwich.

[Zolen]

Battle


Yes that sounds like a smart idea, Dave went through all that money to upgrade the look of Dave's HP and MP bar just for the occasion, to bad he could not afford to finish it, it would be a waste if he just spoke to her like a normal person.

[Shinoi]

Dave casts Storm Lightning lvl. 6!
*missed*
Mother grabs him and lands him a punch with her kitchen knife!
*Dave -13 HP*

[Zolen]

Dave casts Storm Lightning lvl. 6! Mother grabs him and lands him a punch with her kitchen knife!

Magic doesn't exist retard, and Dave don't have his box of fake magic tricks with him.


Nobody can control Mothers, they are to powerful for that, they control you!

[Tawl]

Just done a bit of cleanup. I was a huge fan of this when Rob did it at Explosm so just placing two rules in effect;
1. Keep all posts relevant to the story, no off topic chatter.
2. Keep story movements short and concise, no massive paragraphs detailing the next 100 years. It's much, much for run that way.
(e.g. "Pick up the spoon and lick it." vs. "Pick up the spoon and lick it, decide it tastes terrible so through it against the window opening a vortex and sucking Dave into the unknown.")

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Flee into the kitchen and find some cornflakes.

[Aval]

Retrieve arms from game posters.

[Aval]

*hands

I meant hands

[Zolen]

Flee into the kitchen and find some cornflakes.

Dave can't he only has the special move "ask for cornflakes" and the special move "flee", he can't do both of them, so he decide to ask for corn flakes.
Mom points to the kitchen saying she just bought some, and tells Dave to put down the 10 dollar katana. Dave says "thank you" then sneaks past the kitchen into his room.

Dave makes it to his room without his mom stopping him again, yet the familiar alert of Chatongi, ah internet friendship, if only it was this easy to hid away from friends in real life. Maybe Dave should answer them.




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I am going to stop for the day, but the things that I might think to mix in later is Aval's "Retrieve hands from game posters."

Keep suggesting!

[Big Boom]

Dave decided to answer the alert on his computer, then all of a sudden a Nyan cat jumped out of the screen. (Yes I'm obsessed.)

[Shinoi]

Dave answers and tries to convince him to dance Irish polka.

[Ivyn]

As he pulled out the vampire killer(Simon belmonts whip) and held the cat at whip-point.