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There he was sitting beneath the old birch tree laughing at the way the people spoke to each other below him. Suddenly, something amazing happened, an UFO flew past him into the distance leaving a trail of awesomeness behind. He stood up and stretched his legs, then he went for a leisurely stroll to a gay bar. In it he ordered a fresh martini. Suddenly, a giant gay man wearing a light blue lincoln hat, sat down beside him. While he drank, he asked him why he was there, because he looked absolutely stunning even though he wore an eyepatch over his leg. He offered him his cousin's hand severed from his cold, dead body to no avail.The gay man then began to dance, a bad dance, but a sexy dance nontheless, though it did not cease to be disturbing. But the dance served another purpose wich it completely nailed. It was ultimately arrousing. The man stood up, and took his drink, and then asked the gay man to go to the back room and take off his eye patch and strap on a sexy pair of boots. And so he did. (...) Suddenly, the back room's door shut and locked a a grizzly bear in the room with them. The bear then proceeded to dance a funny looking waltz. The two man then shot the bear and began to eat his guts.
Meanwhile, in Alaska, as Sarah Palin was jumping over the rainbow she was intercepted by a pirate wielding a machete and a vuvuzela. The pirate began to sing "Walking on Sunshine" with a funny shoe in his great bung hole. Sarah Palin then asked why he was strangling a penguin. He responded, quite nervously, that he did not know.
Back at the Alaskan bondage club, Sarah Palin's daughter was being abused by Rudolph, Rudolph's best friend, Bill Clinton and Some Other Guy. Eventually everyone god giddy and proceded to the making of tortilla dips. The Alaskan bondage club band started to molest the elves who were on drugs, really bad drugs, the kind of drugs that mde them see abrastract creatures, that looked as though they were legless. (...) Sarah Palin then entered the club with the pirate she had met before. (...) Everybody turned and watched in amazement as the amazing pinguin started to fornicate with a very unsuspecting Rudolph. Rudolph struggled hard and managed to fly away, into Bill Clinton's cigar. The cigar smelled as if a bear had been smoked. Rudolh then had been burned and the smell of the cigar turned into cooked deer meat. (...) Then, Rudolph tore the cigar away and stamped on a little bit of shar, broken glass, wich left gaping holes in his hooves.
Meanwhile, at INTY's under-water lair, INTY was preparing himself for a party with Chuck Norris and Dr. Doom. But before the party could start, the place began to flood with water. Everything was lost. Noah laughed at the people as they drowned. Noah stripped and said "Naw, that ain't me". (...) Instead he dove under his bed and started playing his Eminem album; he was then joined by Edvard Munch. (...) It was uncomfortable to dance, so they didn't. (...)
But then kingmiami bit their fingers to see if it would bleed. They bled napalm, fluorescent green napalm that didn't burn much. They didn't. Now that kingmiami was a cannibal who ate many little orphans for no real reason
But it was11:00 at night and kingmiami was jumping on the balcony to impress the little children. They weren't impressed. However, a random green dog was biting his leg which bled salsa. The salsa could mutate the dog and so it mutated. The dog became another planet sized monster rampaging the earth and soiling himself. Then he ate Kingmiami and three blind cows that liked to chew on fresh crystal meth.
Then it imploded. Suddenly a rogue spacecraft appeared by the monsters head beaming everything and aking nacho cheese.A tasty death. The cheese was Ugly like Maury, an old tourist who died of AIDS. Kingmiami suddenly got an enormous harpoon and readied himself for his plans. He killed himself. The monster digested his cold dead body in minutes. But the cheeseburgers at the local gay bar seemed gaily cooked? Interesting... Although it was not that interesting.
"What's going on?" asked another guy and someone taunted by saying ''POW! Right the Kisser!". Then, Peter Griffon repeted that infinitely nobody really cared. Several years later the cheese melted. It's texture changed The popcorn popped. The world exploded. Then, the sun rose over the mystic bear mountains that looked like long metal claws holding on to a flopping trout. It was quite poetic, really. The sudden sound of babies being crushed filled the air.
Meanwhile, in Jamaica at Chrisanns beach a very strange creature lay huddled next to an abandoned, grounded umbrella.
And nobody cared. For days it didn't really care.
Meanwhile in Nevada A car exploded and a panda was invented for scientific purposes, because Atlas of Rapture decided that it wasn't really needed. After all that project did suck. Meanwhile, in Mars Issac Clarke was studying maths, while he couldn't breath because he forgot he's on Mars where is no air to breathe. Therefore, he died. One minute later Bill Murray sang a very strange lullaby which killed in total, nobody. Then earth was given a sideways blessing from the almighty king of all the Cosmos. The king talked but no-one heard bill cosby stutter "Hello, with pudding."
He said what?
That he said.
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