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My dick shall be my weapon.
Bah! Death is nothing to be feared!
GASP! You are not human! You are Satan him/her/hir/itself!
..... *sniff* my pillow... YOU'VE GONE TO FAR!! NOW I SHALL PUNISH YOU TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE UNIVERSE!! I shall... REMAKE THE NANNY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Gasps* Oh noes!
You can do no such thing! For I AM hell itself!
HA! You cannot defeat me in this competition of lungs! I shall smite you into the darkest depths of Heaven itself!
NO! You do not steal my evil laugh!
hehehehehehehe hahahahahahahahahaahaha BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA!!!!
Your right. That'd be stupid. *Drops lit match*
And flammable *lights match*
*Pees on your shoes*
..... *Tries to shoot you in the head* *Gun jams* Thats what I get for shootin' gangsta style.
Happy Birthday!
Yes, it is. *Shoots you in the foot*
DQ Holy shit I rock so hard.
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