The Office

[Mr.Evilmidget]

Just another day at the office. Or is it? This basicly is a spam topic, but that could be avoided if you keep from turning in that direction.

RULES:
1. No killing your boss, no matter how much you hate him.
2. You can kill each-other, but they can comeback if they want to.
3. No destroying the office. You can destroy your own desk, though.
4. You have to start it out as a normal day, but then you may make all hell break loose.
5. EDITED RULE: There are now two rooms, one your dorm room across the street, and your cubical.
6. Any other DQ rules apply.
7. You can't go home. Once you're here you stay.
8. Kill one person at a time. You can't kill someone then kill them again instantly. Let them play.
9. You can't break someone else's desk. Break your own.
10. One more: No one line posts. Keep it to a story. Pretend this is Continue the Story on crack.

INSTRUCTIONS:
This is how it works: You start out in a car, any car, on your way to work. It could be a Lamborghini for all I care. Then you walk inside, and start working on whatever project. Then you can get pissed by your computer (or something like that) and you may make all hell break loose. You can throw chairs, throw computers, heck, you can play solitaire the whole time. Just do something. Be funny, be serious, have anything going on. It does sound like it deserves the title of an RPG sort of, but I couldn't handle that kind of thread myself. Keep it from being clear spam as much as possible; or this thread may be locked for too much spam. Anyway, The Office work hours start in 3...2...1... GO!

[demonickilla]

Demonic woke up. "OH SHIT WORK HOURS ALL READY I FUCKING SLEPT IN!!!" Demonic got up and got dressed and skiped breakfest, this made him really cranky. Demonic jumped into his old rusted car and rides into work.

"SHITTY TRAFFIC!!!" Demonic rushed into work and sat in his desk acting like he was already here. "Alright, no one noticed. Now all I got to do is log on to the computer and work on that project due on friday." (Note: today is monday in the game also.) Demonic turned around as one of his co-works spoke to him. "Hi Demonic." The man said.

"Oh.... Hey Bill." 'Fuck Bill's an asshole.'

"All set to present your project Demonic?" Bill said.

"Umm the boss said that it was due on friday." Demonic got up in his chair

"Ummm no... He specifically said monday, idiot." Bill said with a laughing look.

"FUCK!!!! I'M NOT EVEN HALF DONE!" Demonic picked up his chair and raised it in the air.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FINISHED THAT WEEKS AGO!!" Bill laughed.

Demonic smashed the chair down on Bill. "YOU LIKE THAT BILL!!!" He then picked up three sharp pens and stabbed them into Bills back. "HOW DOES IT FEEL BILL!" Demonic picked up his computer and ripped it out of the wires, he then took the mouse out and spun it around smashing it into Bill's face. "Ugh, stop please! I've had enough!"

"You've had enough, ey. WELL I DON'T THINK SO!" Demonic picked the entire moniter up and smashed the screen into Bill, the sharp peices of the screen stuck in his face now. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!"

[Mr.Evilmidget]

Mr.Evilmidget was on his way to to The Office in his car. He looked at his watch. "Crap, I'm a whole hour late!" He continued to work, speeding just enough to not get a ticket. "CRAP CRAP CRAP!" A man in his car was eating McDonald's going at a mere 30 mph. "Move! *HONK*" The man didn't move. "Dammit!" Mr.E crashed into man hard and continued. "Ah... that's over..."
***
He reached the office, in his 2010 Camero. "Huh... someone is bleeding from the top. Demonickilla did it again. Oh, well." He climbed up, unaware of is immense pile of work stacking up as he climbed the stairway. As he reached his office, he got to work. "OK... let's see... oh! A sponser! Hey boss!"
"What is it, Mr.E?"
"I found a sponser, it's called DeletionQuality.Net, and they want to-" Just as he finished, he saw the papers on his desk, ready to be worked on. "want... to..."
"What is it, Evilmidget?"
"..."
"Answer me!"
"..."
"Alright, you're fire-"
Just as the boss finished, he saw a match and a mini propane tank combine. "This desk of papers is going DOWN!"
A flash came from the right of the office. "What were you thinking, Mr.Evilmidget!?"
"I was thinking about killing EVERYTHING!"
"Ah!" The boss ran outside of the office, safe as steel.
"He may live, but not my manager!" He ran over to the manager's office, mad and furious as an Ox. "I'LL KILL YOU!"
"No! Evilmidget, don't do it!"
"Oh, I will! ARGH!" The manager's head seperated from his body. "*heavy breathing* That's done..." He looked over to his fellow workers. "But that is not. Mwahahahaha!"

[Damian]

Damian was driving his 100 ton tank to work."Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit....." he muttered as he realized he was late again. "OUTTA MY WAY!!!" he yelled a he began firing the tank's artillery turret at the people in front of him. "And Christy said it was a bad idea to make to make the turret actually fire.

[rainor]

I was home looking at the tv when i realized that i was one and an half hours late.I went to get the keys to the heli."WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU DAMNED KEYS?!!!!!"After another ten minutes of searching i found then and suddenly *Cave story item aquired music started to play* "WTF?"I ran to the Heli-Pad and started to engines, after the take-off the military told me to land and get away and i responded "Go to hell i'm late for work!"Then one Apache heli appeared on the radar."Oh damn it"*Turns 360 and fires rocket* Then i max speed to work.When i got there i parachuted out of the heli and landed right trought the window of my office.Luckly no one observed then out of no where The CEO appears."Did you finnish the project yet?""Uhh,ohh,no..."
"You are fired if you don't finnish it in five minutes!Do i make myself clear?"
"Yea"The CEO is so annoying i might kill him i thought for myself.I look around and find the Delpleted uranium ammo and the sub-machinegun*Evil smile*"YOU ARE GOING DOWN!"I yelled
"Huh wha...t the f.ck are you doing?"Then i start fireing in the CEO that never told us his name and filling him with holes

[Wadling]

Wadling was on his way to work, he relaxed as he heard some smooth jazz come over the radio. He made a right turn into the parking lot of his office, and stepped out of the car. He stretched a little before making his way to the entrance doors, he was five minutes early as usual. He strolled slowly through the automatic doors and leaned across the reception desk.

"Hey Wads, mail for ya" Said the receptionist, holding out a small letter, he took it.

"Thanks Julie, how're the kids?" He smiled, Julie was an old friend and he didn't talk to her as much as he could. He had decided yesterday that he was going to make up for that, "We should meet up after work, I miss the old days when us and Bill would hang out."

"That'd be nice Wads, I'll catch you on your way out today and we can figure something out then"

Wadling nodded and walked towards the elevator. He hit the up button and waited for the doors to open. In the mean time, he opened the letter he had been given. It was a post card from his auntie who was visiting New Zealand. It was nice to hear from her, he made a mental note to call her when he could.

The doors opened and Wadling stepped inside. Alex, one of his co-workers was inside.

"Going up?" Alex asked

"Right to the top" Wadling patted Alex on the arm "How's it going man?"

"Not bad at all, you finish that report yet?"

"Oh yeah, I mailed that to Sam last night. Took me a couple of hours, but hey, plenty of time on your hands when you're a bachelor, right?"

Alex chuckled, and the elevator reached Wadling's floor. He said farewell to Alex and strode happily over to his cubicle. He sat down and smiled, life was good.

Just then, he heard screaming from the other side of the room. He peaked over the top of his cubicle to see some madman murdering his friend Bill. People screamed and ran for the exit, the madman was laughing hysterically now. Wadling freaked out.

"Oh crap, oh crap crap crap crap!" He fumbled with his telephone for a while before managing to dial the emergency services, he got through immediately "Hello? I need the police, and an ambulance, there's a madman in my office! He's stabbing someone, you have to help me! I work at 8442 Pruder street, please hurry. No I can't get to a door, he'd see me! Ok... Ok I'll stay put."

Wadling put the phone down. His heart was beating fast, just then a fire started, and Wadling heard another scream and the sound of more laughing.

"Oh no not more of them!" Wadling whispered to himself, a tear running down his cheek "Jesus Christ, I'm not a praying man, but please see me through this without harm, I'm begging you."

Wadling crouched in the corner of his cubicle and tried to stay as quiet as possible.

(Oh sheesh y'all, I'm playing realistically. How bout that!)

[rainor]

(The first thing to do isn't calling the police it is takeing the keyboard and smash it on his head then take his knife, stab hin in the hands and legs and ONLY after that call the ambulance)

[Wadling]

(The first thing to do isn't calling the police it is takeing the keyboard and smash it on his head then take his knife, stab hin in the hands and legs and ONLY after that call the ambulance)

(Yeah, but I prefer playing realistically. Being an all powerful badass is possibly the most boring writing experience I could possibly think of. I refuse to conform to such mind numbingly boring writing trends.

But thanks for the suggestion, I have my own way of writing, it works well for me.)

[Mattbot]

Mattbot was racing down the streets, he had seen Wadlings car a few paces ahead of him, like hell was he letting that Duck loving swine beat him to work again, Matt turned up his death metal to full blast, it should give him the extra pump up he needed to beat Wadling to work today. Matt spun round into the parking lot and shot into his spot burning the tires off the wheels.

Mattbot oiled up his gears and turned to the entrance where he saw Wadling waltz into through the doors "FFFFFFF"

Mattbot crashed through the entrance diving past the receptionist, sweat and sheer determination burning off his face.

"Morning Matt" said the receptionist as Matt flew past.

"Good morning madame"

Wadling had just entered the elevator, The doors closed too soon and Matt drew his gold encrusted stop watch from his pocket.

"By joe, if i was to beat him i would need to asend to the office floor in less than 20 seconds" Matt said as his monocule fell to ground in pure 100% brutality.

Mattbot was sprinting up the staircase so fast his top hat nearly fell off, he could hear Wadling and Alex talking through the wall.

"Going up?" Alex asked

"Right to the top" Wadling patted Alex on the arm "How's it going man?"

"Not bad at all, you finish that report yet?"

"Oh yeah, I mailed that to Sam last night. Took me a couple of hours, but hey, plenty of time on your hands when you're a bachelor, right?"

"Alex you traitorous swine, how dare you betray me!"

Alex chuckled, and the elevator reached Mattbot's floor. Wadling said farewell to Alex and strode happily over to his cubicle. He sat down and smiled, life was good.

Mattbot fell flat on his face as he reached Wadling's cubicle, truely he was the better man.

As Mattbot slung his top hat and coat on the local peasant he heard screaming from the other side of the room. He peaked over the top of his cubicle to see some madman murdering his friend Bill. People screamed and ran for the exit, the madman was laughing hysterically now. Wadling freaked out and began fumbling with his office phone.

Mattbot walked into the now terrified Wadlings cubicle and sipped a glass of only the finest wine.

"Oh no not more of them!" Wadling whispered to himself, a tear running down his cheek "Jesus Christ, I'm not a praying man, but please see me through this without harm, I'm begging you."

"HA!" Mattbot chuckled as he smoked from his pipe "Theres no god in this place my dear Wadles, not in... THE OFFICE"

Mattbot turned back to the carnage and sipped some wine from his glass.

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(I just took Wadlings story and showed my perspective of it :3)

[Wadling]

*Wadling retires due to heart attack brought on my strenuous laughing*

[Damian]

Damian pulled into the parking lot, his tank crushing someones' car. "Ha, made it," he lookedat his watch, "SHIT."
"Good morning Damian. How's the end of the world coming?" asked the receptionist.
"Good morning Julie. It's still a work in progress," he reponded. He walked to the elevator and punched the button for the top floor. As he got there he heard maniacal laughter. "Damn it, I get enough of this shit in hell. I guess I'll have to do somthing...."

[demonickilla]

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" Demonic sat down and opened up his cabinet by his desk, and took a mirror out, he looked at himself. He had blood shot eyes and the pupils of his eyes were a bit reddend, but he was looking preety good that day. Demonic crouched down and stared into Bill's dead face. "So Bill, how was the report that you had done." Demonic said.

Demonic mimicked Bill's voice in a taunting high voice and moved the dead man's lips with his fingers. "Oh it was great, it was entirely about BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! ehehehe hahahaha AHAHAHAHHA!!!" Demonic laughed minacally again. He then looked around for more fun.

[...I'm not telling you!]

INTY wakes up to the iritating, high-pitched repetitive ringing of his alarm clock. He slowly lifts his head off the pillow and yawns. Throwing the covers aside, he gets out of bed, and turns his alarm off. His vision was blurry due to the fact that he was exceptionally tired. He had stayed up all night because of some pains in his back. He walked out of his room and continued down the stairs, relalising that he forgot to put his clothes on. He moaned and limped back up the stairs, and into his room. He put on a white shirt, a black tie, a formal gry jacket and a pair of black pants. Then he put on a paper bag. INTY was being individualised by many people at the office for his recent promotion for...doing night shift work with the company boss. For some reason the mask, did fool everyone. When people came up to the 'new employee' and asked, why the mask, INTY would answer 'I have a severe deformity.' Trying not to laugh behind his mask. This would of course make the questioner feel awkward and leave. After having breakfast, INTY got into his Gran Torino, and drove to work for another boring day INTY walked in to the grand building, and then moved over to the staircase. He ran up three levels, and then opened a door which led him to an ordinary office room. I walked in to my grey cubicle and sat down at the desk propped up against one of the walls

'...you are pretty tight with the boss...'He whispered to himself, turning on his computer. Three minutes of start-up later, INTY turned on the machien and opened up lolcats.com to look at the pictures which entertained him so much.

[Damian]

Damian walked up behind Demonickilla and tapped him on the shoulder, "Hi. I have nothing against killing everyone in the office, but do you have to laugh like that? ?It's kind of annoying." He then punched a random employee in the face.

[...I'm not telling you!]

*INTY saw the colleague of his be attacked and thought to himself*
'Note to self, stay away from him.'

[Damian]

Damian walked up to the guy with the paper bag on his head. "Hello. what's up with the bag?"

[...I'm not telling you!]

*INTY snorted a quiet laugh under his bag*
'Severe deformity.' I said putting a bit of grief in my voice

[Damian]

"Huh. What kind of deformity?"
It wa obviou Damian didn't feel akward at all.

[Mattbot]

(is this gonna end up like monty pythons crimson permenant assurance short? if so then awesome :D)

[shadow_strike]

Strike yawned and pulled into her parking spot. She blinked when she saw the tank beside her. "Ok then." Strike stepped out of the car and locked it. She sipped her coffee and walked in. She waved at the receptionist and walked up the stairs. She got to the third floor and headed towards a door. She opened it and walked in. "I always wondered why I was hired," muttered Strike, tossing a stress ball in the air. She sighed, put down the stress ball, and started to work on the paperwork.

[demonickilla]

Demonic looked out the window while everyone was still hiding and saw his car under the tank. "HOLY FUCK!!!!! WHO RAN OVER MY CAR WITH A FUCKING TANK!!! WHOEVER DID THEY ARE GETTING AN ASS KICK JUST LIKE BILL!!!" (:D)

[...I'm not telling you!]

I heard demonic and walked over to him. 'Think about it. Tank. War. Who loves war on this site the most?' I chuckeled.

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(remember, no short posts, INTY and demonic)

Evilmidget was breathing heavily, after the encounter with his manager. "Now, for my co-workers!" Mr.E walked over to John Fredrickson, a trusted employee. "Ah, John. How's work?"
"I don't have time to answer! Please, help me!"
"What's the matter?"
"Can't you see?! Everyone is killing everyone!"
"Well wouldn't that be suicide? Everyone must've killed himself a few mintues ago."
"SHUT UP! I don't have time for this!"
"WHAT? Shut Up?! I'll kill you, bitch!"
"Nooooo!!!"
"Yes, I will, dirty asshole!" (edited because of infraction for overuse of cursing)
"You can't, we're buddies, right? The good old days?"
"The good old days are old. Now, for your death!"
"ARGH!"
Evilmidget had stuck a pen up his ass, and opened the pen inside. The led had penetrated his blood, and soon he will go to sleep.

Forever.
"Alright, anyone else. Ah, INTY and Demonic are writing in short posts. Hehehe... they shall meet their doom!"


TO BE CONTINUED...

[demonickilla]

Demonic then smiled. "Oh!" He then took INTY's head and smashed int against the wall, again and again over again. "BUHAHAHHAHAHA, Do you like that INTY!" Soon blood poured down the wall.

[shadow_strike]

Strike walked out of her office and saw Mr.Evilmidget ass raping someone else with a pen and Demonic smashing INTY's head on the wall. Strike looked at her boss who was standing beside her. "I quit." Strike walked down the stairs and out the front door to her car. She got in and drove away.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Actually Demon I don't. I think that was totally unnecesary and, *reaches into pocket and pulls out a piece of paper* Here's a number for a therapist *ducks out of demons hand before he smashes me into the wall again*

[kingmiami]

KingMiami pulled up to work at the office in his Lamborghini as he got out of his car. A crowd approached him with pens and notebooks in there hand waiting for KingMiami's autograph.

"Please, please. I'll sign all autographs after work at the office", KingMiami said.

As KingMiami walked into the door he heard a ringing sound.

"Ring! Ring!"

KingMiami woke up in his room.

"Aw Crap" he said.

KingMiami got dressed and went into his car which was a huge gas tank. He started falling asleep and he started dreaming he was playing Burnout Paradise.

As he crashed every car on the highway:incazzato: and killed everyone who was on the street. KingMiami destroyed the office. The office came crashing down and the gas tank blew up he woke up and saw demonics and INTY's body flying out.

"Daaamn, How many points do I get for that?"KingMiami said as he fell back asleep.:Yawn:


Then he realised that it was all a dream, because blowing up the entire office would be a real dick move, as it would ruin the ENTIRE GAME!

[Wadling]

(Watch the language guys. I know this forum is just a place to try and look cool and all to most of you, but there are some fairly young people on the site, so cool it.

I'd also like to add that you guys are ridiculous xD)

[Mattbot]

A shuriken skimed down the office floor and shattered Mattbots wine glass all over the floor.

"I demand to know who threw that!"

He noticed one of his fellow employees dressed as a ninja dashing through the cubicles towards the center of the carnage.

"If i had my cane on me right now i would have half a mind to bash you dear sir" Mattbot screamed in an ill mannered tonne.

He turned back to his co worker Wadling who was now curled into a ball shaking, "To your feet sir!" Mattbot said as he dragged Wadling up onto his feet by the color.

"What do we do Matt" the petrefied Wadling said, his voice trembling.

"As i recall i have a spare bottle of a Bordeaux, a 1787 Chateau Lafite wine in my desk. Perhaps we should retrieve it, it would be a shame to lose such a fine specimen to this tomfoolery" Matt replied stroking his chin.

"Yey, yes, gather some supplies from our desks, we might find something to help us get out of this mess" Wadling said as he ducked behind the cubicle walls and advanced to his office. Mattbot straightened out his clothes and strode along behind him.

[Wadling]

Wadling stopped and turned back to Matt.

"Wait a second, where did you get that wine from?" He asked

But Matt was busy swirling a glass of wine and sniffing it expertly. Wadling sighed and went back to his desk. He opened up the filing cabinets, but found nothing of use. He opened the draws and found a large croquet mallet that had no rightly business being in his desk. He picked it up and held it close. In his second desk he found a yellow rubber duck. Fear struck him instantly, but he couldn't help but pick it up.

He hid the duck in his back pocket and hurried out to find Matt in his cubicle.

[Mattbot]

Mattbot entered his cubicle and took his hat and coat of the now dead servant boy

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"Such a pitty, he still had 12 long years left in him" Mattbot shook his head in dissapointment and turned to his ivory desk which was now on fire for no adequatly explained reason.

He opened his draws and found His 1787 Chateau Lafite wine which he examined for damage, satisfied with the bottles condition he pocketed it and went back to searching.

"Ah ha" He exclaimed with exitement pulling out 3 spare monocules.

Doning one imediately he turned to the frantic Wadling who was now at his cubicle.

"We have to move now, the brawl is starting to spread to the lower floors, we're trapped!"

Mattbot picked up his cane and preceeded to slap Wadling with his glove.

"Get a grip lad, we must head to the upper floors"

He put his glove back on and followed Wadling to the stairwell.

[...I'm not telling you!]

*after a quick 10 minute brak to clean my self of all the blood due to Demon smashing INTY's head into the wall, INTY walked back in to the office room. Demonickilla was there, looking around for something. INTY had a feeling it was him. Even with the paper bag he was being bullied again. INTY had to think quick in case Demon saw him again. INTY thought of an idea but it would require him getting to his cubicle. He looked around the room, and then walking past him now was a very tall man. INTY grabbed the man on the shoulder*

''Pssssst!''

*the man turned to see who did this. He was called KingMiami in the office for some reason. INTY didn't know why, but he went along with it*

''Uhmm yea-...what's with the paper bag?'' King asked.

''Never mind. Look, i need you to do me a favor. You see that guy there?'' INTY said pointing to Demon. King turned to see him*

''Yeah he's got a bit of an anger issue. You probly shouldn't piss him off.' He sighed.

''...i already have done apperntly.'' INTY said frowning. ''I was wonderin if you could...'' INTY rolled his eyes downwards feeling a bit ashamed of what he was going to ask.''...walk me to my cubicle.

''What?''

*INTY turned KingMiami around, and then grabbed his shoulders, arched his back backwards. ''Ok I'll give you the directions, just hide me form Demon!'' INTY Instructed, whispering*

*Kingmiami begun walking to INTY's cubicle, facing Demonic when he came up to him to hide INTY. After two minutes, INTY arrive at his cubicle and walked in and sat down*

''...can i go now?'' King asked, still a little confused.

''Yeah, you probably should.'' INTY advised...seeing as how didn't want any one seeing him on games at work.


Then he realised he should probably be more concerned that everyone in the office is being MURDERED!

[demonickilla]

Demonic looked around for even more fun. "Ah, the lunch room, maybe someone is still in there." Demonic walked towards the lunch room and opened the door, there was a man eatting a sandwich.

"What are you looking at!" Demonic yelled at the man.

"I'm eatting a sandwich."

"I SAID WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!"

"I'M EATTING A SANDWICH!"

Demonic walked over by the fridge and picked up a large knife from the counter and walked over to the man.

"What are you doing with that kn...." Before the man could finish the sentence, Demonic had already shove the knife into the mans mouth.

"This won't hurt a bit." Demonic smiled and shoved it down the mans throat and then picked the man up and shoved him against the wall.

"Can you feel the knife, cutting through your neck." The man had blood pouring out his mouth. "Well, i'll leave you alone to eatting your sandwich."

Demonic walked out of the lunch room.

[Damian]

Demonic looked out the window while everyone was still hiding and saw his car under the tank. "HOLY FUCK!!!!! WHO RAN OVER MY CAR WITH A FUCKING TANK!!! WHOEVER DID THEY ARE GETTING AN ASS KICK JUST LIKE BILL!!!" (:D)

"Ahem. Yeah, sorry about that, you were in my tank's way. Now...." Damian walked up to another office member and smased hi head in with a decending elbow strike.

[...I'm not telling you!]

*I walked into the lunch room and threw the therapist card at Demon again*

''YOu're way too violent. Also I'm gonna sue you for that headbashing earlier.'' *goes back to cubical*

[Shayphis]

Shayphis pulls up into the office parking riding on a 3-story T-rex, crushing the cars of whatever INTY and Damian parked there. A few car alarms go off as Shayphis pulls out the instructions that Net lent him for the rental dino which read:

"Pwned BITCH, lawls I'll step on your BABIES!!

P.S.: I"M DRUNK AS A MOTHER!!"

Shayphis crumples the paper and throws it to the ground as he jumps of the T-rex (named Marty X. Jr.) and floats into the nearest Office building window, shattering the glass.

"I hope no one heard that...stay MARTY!"

[Mattbot]

(Come on guys make things moar insane!)

Wadling and Mattbot turned to look back down the corridoor as they heard the screams coming from the cafeteria

"Oh god that sounded like Dennis, we should have told him to join us" Wadling exclaimed.

"The old boy can handle himself, remember he's invulnerable to almost anything you throw at him... except a knife"

As the two fled up the stairs into accountancy Mattbot turned to the blood thirsty crowd behind them.

"Gentlemen i bid you adieu"

The two hearty workers entered the accountants lair, it appeared that some of the more agile workers from bellow had climbed out the windows and assended up the scaffolding into the upper floors, The rooms were full of carnage, men getting hung by their ties, staplers being used as ranged weaponry.

Wadling ducked as a water dispenser was thrown at the cubicle next to them

Mattbot put out his pipe and walked further into the area, the next stairwell was on the opposite side of the room, if they wanted to reach it they would have to fight their way there.

Take my hat Wadles he said throwing his hat to his teamate

"Ahem... i said AHEM!" the savage accountants peered at the unwelcome guests

"I challenge you rapscallions to a dual" Drawing a rapier blade from his cane Mattbot strode into battle with his co workers

"This brings me back to my days in the east india trade company, fending pirates off my shipments of tobacco, spices and suger, those were jolly old times"

[...I'm not telling you!]

(who the fuck?!)
*after thinking about the man who ws murdered in the cafeteria, that demonic stabbed through the throat, INTY realised that the wasn't all that safe working here*

''...gotta straighten this out.'' INTY turned off his game, and opened up Microsoft word and wrote a letter of cocern.''

Dear Carolle,

'Whether you have or have not noticed, one of your employee's has been murdering others. Hell he even tried to kill me! This isn't a safe environment to work in, and so I would apreciate it, if you would get security.'

-INTY

P.S. Come on, you know you owe me ;).

*He printed out the letter, and then got out form his chair to put the letter in the suggestion box...then thought about it. He sat back down and wrote down one more thing.

'Fire demonickilla.'

*he printed it out, and then walked over to the suggestion box while demon was in the cafeteria*

[Shayphis]

Walking cautiously Shayphis enters the office room and peeks out at the hall in front of him and sees INTY coming.

[Wadling]

Wadling grabbed Mattbot by the shoulder, and shook him in vain.

"Are you mad!?" He pleaded "We have to get to the roof, do you want to die?"

"There are somethings, dear Waddles, that are more important than survival" He said, in a mysteriously knowing voice

"Like what!?" Wadling asked, desperation leaking into his tone.

"Honor!" Mattbot yelled, expertly parrying an incoming printer, and lashing out smartly at a nearby accountant.

Wadling started to protest, when a bleeding man crashed into him, knocking him to the floor. He looked in terrible shape, but there was a madness in his eyes that Wadling recognised all too well as blood lust.

"Get off! Matt, help!" He shouted, but Mattbot was nowhere to be seen.

In the distance he heard someone shout "Stand and fight you cowardly knave!" so he figured he was alright.

Then Wadling remembered the croquet mallet, and saw it to his right. He reached out and clasped a cold, sweaty hand over the handle. He closed his eyes, and brought it up fiercely, smashing it into the man's head. He felt the weight of the man roll off him, and he stood up quickly. He couldn't bring himself to look at what he did. He instead began searching the mayhem for Matt.

"QUACK!" He heard, he knew it had come from the rubber duck in his back pocket, but it was almost like it was inside his mind.

"Shhh!" Wadling growled to himself, hitting himself on the head until the sound disappeared entirely "That's better... Matt!? Where are you!?"

[...I'm not telling you!]

*INTY See's Shayphis*

''Ahh! Shayphis!'' I screamed.

''Hey INTY!' Shayphis greeted cheerfully.''I just got hired here!''

*Inty grabbed Shayphis by the shoulders, and ran uptside the room, slammed the door behind him and pushed Shayphis to the wall*

''Look dude, you ned to not come here for a few days.'' INty Warned.

''Wh...why?' Shayphis asked, his cheerful tone fading away.

''Some nut's killing people...it's...really wierd...he tried to kill me dude! You're my best friend (in DQ), i don't want you to die!''

*a shadow begun to move up the staircase*

''Crap! In, in, in!'' INTY said, pullint shayphis back in to the office room.

Shayphis and INTY watched as some one walked through the door.

''That's him. Look Shay...if you're gonna be hear for the next few days, avoid him.''

[kingmiami]

"You know you shouldn't do that", king said.

"What?", INTY said.

"You can't put that in the box demonic will kill you".

"But king you dont understand he'll kill all of us!"

"Theres a better way", king said.

While king and INTY where talking. Demonic stopped by INTY's desk and read his 'letter of concern'.
Just then pencils came flying out everywhere.

"FIRE ME!!!, FIRE ME!!!!:mad3: demonic said.

"Oh Sh.." just as king said that he got stabbed with a pencil in the arm.

"Run!" INTY SHOUTED.

INTY ran under his desk. While kingmiami went down the suggestion box.

[...I'm not telling you!]

''THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY!'' INTY yelled while ducking a pencil!
(just remember, a rule is no one can fuck up the office)
*INTY Pushed Shayphis into a cubicle*

''What the fuck?!'' Shayphis asked, a little angry.

''Just stay here!'' I said. ''And try hi-*INTY ducks avoiding another pencil* DING!'' I said running through the maze of cubicles.

[Shayphis]

"THATS IT!! I'm calling MARTY!!"

Shayphis pulls out small remote and presses button. Two seconds later the HUGE T-rex sticks his head through the window, smashing all the desks and other appliances.

"The fuc...." INTY trails off.

"Just wait till someone walks in here." Shayphis barks.

[Mattbot]

Mattbot sidestepped an old man charging at him with a fan blade and elegantly slashed the back of his legs, the old man fell to the ground next to Wadling who stumbled towards Matt. Mattbot looked down at the bludgened corpse behind him and bellowed

"Well done old chap, i knew inside that malnurished body lay the heart of a warrior" with a smile

Matt then took back his hat and helped wadling to the next stair case

"Let us progress to the next floor"

[...I'm not telling you!]

*INTY looked at the Dinosaur that just smashed through the window*

''...nope.'' *i turned and walked to the door. Demon roared as i walked the door, but i gnored him, left the building and got in to my Gran Torino and drove home*

[Shayphis]

Shayphis watches INTY why go.

Marty sniffs: "Was it something I said...?"

[kingmiami]

As kingmiami came rushing down the suggestion box he smelt fire. He stopped just before he went down into the fire.

"So this is where the suggestions go" he said.

Kingmiami went past the fire and landed in his bosses private room.

"Well kingmiami it's nice of you to join me", his boss Oscar said.

"Hey boss theres this guy named demonic who keeps killing everyone you need to fire him! Hes probably killing INTY right now! ",he said.

"Well let me just find the button that says fire demonic".

"You have a button that says fire demonic?" kingmiami asked.

"Just incase"

Just as he said that, the doors burst open and demonic with a flamethrower said.

"LET me FIRE you first!!!"

And kingmiami saw Oscar burned alive.

"ahhhhhhh" kingmiami screamed like a girl. As he started climbing back up the suggestion box.

[Wadling]

"But the next floor is staff only!" Wadling remembered suddenly

"I hardly see how that is of any concern to us" Mattbot said in a rough sort of way "I think you'll find that due to the recent kerfuffle we have found ourselves in, the management will be more than complacent to let us pass through there."

He went to open the door.

"Ah, I see, It's locked"

"Staff only, like I said" Wadling muttered, before glancing out the window "Oh and there's a dinosaur outside"

It took Wadling a while to realise what he had just said

"THERE'S A DINOSAUR OUTSIDE!" He yelled, pushing Mattbot aside, and ignoring him saying "Whippersnapper". Wadling barged his shoulder against the door yelling "Open up! Everything out here is SCARY!"

[...I'm not telling you!]

*As INTY started up the car, he smelt something strange. He looked over the side of his car and saw oil pooling around the car*

''Oh shit.'' I sighed, looking around. I opened the car door and got out. I thought about it...and realised i was a lot safer amongst friend then outside*

*I entered the office room, to see Shayphis picking up a few pencils*

''Oh good you're still alive.''

''Yep...''

''How are we gonna survive this.''

''According to Miami...The boss is dead.''

''Charo-...I mean, Mrs. Bladen?''

''No, Oscar.''

''...Oh. Oh alright then. *phew*''

[Shayphis]

"MARTY, Wadling is onto US!!!" Shayphis yelled.

Quickly pushing Marty's head out the window, Shayphis runs out of the room and closes the door and sees Wadling.

"I can EXPLAIN!!" Shayphis says as he approaches him.

[Mattbot]

Mattbot got back onto his feet and stared out the window

"By odins beard"

He could hear the angry accountants from below climbing the staircase and immediately dashed over to it, He slammed the door leading to the stairwell into the angered face of one Shayphis and jammed it shut with his cane.

"I've had that cane longer than i can remember and now i'm forced to depart with it" a tear ran down his monocule

He lit up his pipe again and began contemplating their situation, trapped in a narrow corridoor by two locked doors.

"This is perposturous! to see the day when men of our stature can't simply enter a staff room without clearence, i shall have to notify our superiours abo..." Mattbot stoped and looked over at the staff room door, there was a surgestion box next to it

"Eureka!" He exclaimed walking over to the box

"What are you doing" Wadling remarked in curriosity

"Ho ho my dear Wadling don't you see the genius in my endeavorment, I'm going to complain to the staff through the surgestion box, our situation shall not go unheeded"

Wadling put the palm of his hand against his face as Mattbot slipped a note into the suggestion box chuckling away.

To Wadlings amazement the staff room door swung open and their supervisor emerged

"I got your 'suggestion' mr herashio and i was quite taken back, we have to the agreement that you should be let g..."

Mattbot silenced the man pushing him asside and entering the main area

"Come along Wadling" He ushered him inside.

Matt turned back to the shocked supervisor and requested "May i imply as to the whereabouts of the roof entrance?"

[Shayphis]

Shayphis rubbed his nose and wiped the imprint it left on the door.

"Mattbot...I'll see you on the roof."

[...I'm not telling you!]

*INTY re-opened the file on the computer, the one with the two suggestion letters and then printed them off again*

''...I hope to god this works...'' Inty sighed. INTY was about to risk being bullied again. He knew Demonic was targeting him, and that he recognized him from his paper bag. So he took it off, and put it on his desk. INTY knew he could have just quit, but if he didn't do something, he knew that other eomloyees would be killed by Demon.

*INTY stood up and peeked his head outside. No one was walking around around* He quickly darted out with the letters and ran down the paths towards the door to the staircase. He opened the door and froze. Demon was standing right there*

[Damian]

"This is getting boring. where'd I put my machine gun? ah, there it is!" Damkian exclamed once he found his M4A1. "Where are you Demonic...." Damian aw him and opened fire, cutting Demonic's body in half.

[kingmiami]

Kingmiami saw demonics body cutting in half.

"Good shot Damian:thumbsup:", king said.

But then kingmiami remembered that demonic can come back to life. Demonics ghost rose out of his body.

"Ahhhhhhhh", INTY, and kingmiami screamed.

[...I'm not telling you!]

*Demons ghost floated in fornt of him at the door frame, and INTY wondered how he'd get past him*

''...oh wait,'' INTY waved his hand through demon. Demon tried to attack INTY but it didn;t work now that he was a ghost. ''Oh =-D! Well screw these!' INTY said screweing up his letters to the boss

[kingmiami]

Kingmiami grabbed the nearest phone its time to call in the

http://www.toplessrobot.com/Ghostbusters1.jpg

[...I'm not telling you!]

''Why? He can't bother us any more.''

''Airline mother f___ers! YOu pieces a' sh_t!'' Demonic screamed in rage.

''...then again that might get anoying. What ever, go call em'.''

[demonickilla]

(Wow, From me saying i was in the lunch room to, burning oscar with a flame throw and now im a ghost o_O.... ALRIGHT!)

Demonic got an idea and flew down through the floor, he kept going through the ground untill he reached hell. Hell was a large pit of pure fire and misery. Demonic seen a few demons walk by and flew through the largest one which was about the size of a tall man. Demonic went inside the demon's body and pushed the demons soul out and replaced it with his own. "Ah, I like this body much more better than a human one." Demonic looked up and jumped as high as he could, smashing through the ground and into the office, right infront of INTY, behind Demonic ten demons also rose and entered the office. "INTY, I'M BACK! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The ten demons went around the office and started killing the employees.

[...I'm not telling you!]

''Oh Hi. Friends of yours?'' INTY asked putting his papr bag back on.

*KingMiami was facing two of the demons now.

''What the-'' He asked as a demon swung for him. Miami ducked, and then punched the demon in the chest. The demon grunted, and then King raised his leg, and kicked the demon in the stomach, forcing it to fall on it's knees! The other demon raised it's arm in to the air, redy to elbow KingMiami in the back. KingMiami sensed this, and jumped to the side, making the demon's elbow smash straight in to the other's ones face, knocking it out. As the demon was crouched form it's attack, KingMiami spun aorund, and kicked it in the rib, knocking it the floor. King picked up a pencil that demonicklilla once threw at him, and then stabbed it through the demons temple!

[demonickilla]

Demonics eyes glowed like fire and Demonic opened his mouth breathing out fire.

[kingmiami]

But then the ghostbusters came in started blasting all the demons. And trapped them in that little portal box thingy.

"Who you gonna call", the ghostbusters said.

"GHOSTBUSTERS!!!", the whole office said.

"Phew glad thats over" INTY said.

"Hey i'm gonna go watch youtube videos of family guy. Tell me if anything good happens", king said.

[...I'm not telling you!]

'you do that...while I figure out what to do about Demonickilla...who for some reason the ghostbusters'-INTY explained while dodgin a fireball. 'forgot about!'

[Mattbot]

Two security guards walked up behind Matt who was still awaiting an answer from the stunned supervisor

"Where the hell were you guys when all that crap was going on downstairs!" Wadling screamed at the guards in frustration

"What crap?" The two replied in Unparalleled curiousity

"You mean you don't know!?!?!?"

"I have half a mind to shake my cane at you" Mattbot added in contempt

"Wait lets not resort to such violence, i think i know why we were unaware!" A pale shaking man said running over to them.

"Go on" Mattbot said blowing a ring of smoke into the paralized supervisors face.

The Man pointed over to the surveilance room were a fat guard lay still on his chair.

"we pressume he's been dead for the past 3 weeks"

"Who is in charge of this place!" Wadling said shaking his head in frustration

The men looked at each other and shrugged in puzzlement. Wadlings face bacame a canvas of dissapointment as he looked back up at them.

Suddenly Mattbots cane came screaming down the corridoor and pierced the supervisors stomach, blood spraying over the walls and men, Matt peered down the corridoor and saw that the hordes of insane workers had broken through the door and were heading their way, Mattbot quickly shut the staff room door and locked it.

"that won't hold them for long!" He said yanking his cane out of the supervisors gut.

One of the men pointed at the surveilance screen "Guys you better see this!"

Everyone gathered round the screen to see a pack of demons brawling with some of the workers bellow

"I do believe we've overstayed our welcome dear Wadles, shall we take our leave?"

"YES!"

The two walked into the next stairwell as the workers broke into the staff area.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iakR7sB0skw
(pretty much whats happening at this point)

[Mr.Evilmidget]

After seeing that INTY and Demonic are already killing eachother, Evilmidget stopped. "What's the use. They'll die soon anyway."
"Hey, Mr.E! Come with me!"
He was the employee of the week. "So, Jack. You've finally felt that I need saving, when I was in debt of $35.000 last week, you didn't help me. But now you do? Hm... seems you need to die."
"No! Not me too!"
"Yes, yes you too."
"Wait, no, no, no... the boss... he's been doing these, experiments since I was promoted to employee of the month. He's been... corrupting my co-workers with a chemical he calls, 'C-78'. It destroys the mind of the worker, and replaces it with a new, working-based thought system."
"Hm... you might be useful after all. Where is the boss?"
"He's at his house. He'll be back in five days."
"Five days?"
"Yes, he's on break."
"Well then, I'l have to wait until then. You go home and come back on the day he comes back. I want you to do something for me when he comes back."
"You're going to kill the boss?"
"No, but I'll do something to him. Hahaha..."
Jack Stevey left as Mr.E told him. "Alright, that's done. Now then..." Mr.E walked over to another one of his co-workers inside of the elevator, cowering. "So, Steve. How's work?"
"Are you freaking crazy?!"
"Oh, be like John. You'll end up dead like the rest."
"Ok... alright... alright..."
"That's a boy."
"Hey, um... Evilmidget, you ever seen Twilight?"
Jack was burst out of the window at intense speed. He hit the ground with a thump. "You... do not... talk about... Twilight..."


**THE OFFICE UPDATES**

1. There is a conspiricy about the boss now. Please include an investigation in your posts.
2. The Office has a new editional building and room. It's your dorm room, and it's on a small campus extending to the office. You may use it if you get bored with just a cubical.
3. **REMINDER** NO SHORT POSTS. I have been noticing this rule is being broken.

[Mattbot]

(Maybe this 'C-78' is the reason all these employees are attacking each other :think: its skynet all over again D: )

[Mr.Evilmidget]

I entered the boss's office. "Alright, what do we have here..." I checked the inside of his desk. "Oh! Something's in here..." I pulled the sheet of paper out of his desk. "Hm... it says the exact amout of workers infected with C-78 and the ones who are next to get it." I looked down at the list of who's next. "I AM?! I'll do something to that boss, something worse than death, something horrifying and disruptive!" "Let's see who's on there...

1. Mr.E
2. Mr.INTY
3. Mr.Mattbot
4. Mr.Demonic
5. Mr./Mrs. ModBot
6. Mr.Oscar

but Oscar doesn't work here! unless... yes, that's it! He's going to try to infect Earth! Oh, my, the bastard!" I stepped on a switch accidentally, a very small and hidden switch. A section of the desk broke off, revealing small chambers of C-78. "Crap. I've found the C-78. Well, if he thinks he can infect Earth, than he's got to have a lot more than just this..." I thought about it. "Aha! Eureka! His main office in the dorms!" I destroyed the C-78, and continued to his other, bigger office.

As I got to the door of the office, the wall seemed to split. "Holy crap, holy crap..." A machine came out with a large chamber of C-78 in it's fueling mechinism. It was leaking C-78 gas throughout the room, I had to get out, and FAST!


TO BE CONTINUED...

[...I'm not telling you!]

*INTY peered in through the door's window*
''...OH...that's the boss people think is up to no good not charlotte. Ok. Oh good i'm in the clear ^^!...now should i be more concerned about demonic or theboss wanting to destroy the world...hmmm...''

[Dilbert]

me
and dogbert get a job while simultaneously playing pacman. we finish and shoot evilmidget in the head and start to look at porn on the secretarys compute while she is in the coffe shop halfway across town

[Mr.Evilmidget]

me
and dogbert get a job while simultaneously playing pacman. we finish and shoot evilmidget in the head and start to look at porn on the secretarys compute while she is in the coffe shop halfway across town


Please spell correctly and read the rules. Also, I come back to life and reverse time as the game's creator. I was never shot. The end.

[rainor]

Once i finnished wasteing all ammo with shoting at random i oppened the computer to see the news. ~One hour of internet and military database hacking~
After i login with the stolen username and pass i click at random and see,

C - 78 Virus stolen from secret research lab.
Threat level: High
Date: Three days ago

- - - - - - - - - - - - -Alpha acces security code needed for more details

[Shayphis]

Calling Marty back, Shayphis gets on his back and grabs a small map of the area surrounding the office. Tapping twice at a blank space on the map, Shayphis gently folds it up and puts it back in his pocket.

"A conspiracy, eh? I'll be right back. Gonna need to bring some help to figure this one out."

Kicking back on the reins, Shayphis holds on as Marty roars and runs to the location on the map.

[Dilbert]

what are you doing? says dilbert. hits rainor on back of head and throws him into a closet filled with megan fox dolls and deletes everything on computer and gos to fall asleep at dorm

[demonickilla]

Demonic sat down at his cubical as he watched the demon pack kill everyone on the first floor through a little camra he hooked up. "Hehehehehehe, well, now i'm bored, what should I do?" Demonic stood up and went down to the first floor with his demons. "DEMONS! TO THE SECOND FLOOR!" Demonic watched as the demons ran up the stairs and started killing on the second floor. "Hehehehe, yes, soon this entire office will be mine."

Demonic suddenly heard a voice talking in a whisper. "Yes, please hurry, send all units and take down this maniac."

[Dilbert]

commits suicide with SILVER bullet!

[...I'm not telling you!]

''Poor Demon. He really misses his ten demons huh? Oh well. good thing i called the police on him. Maybe they can get rid of the nutter -_-.'' Now, it's off to help Mr. Evilmidget!'' I said opening the office door.

[rainor]

*RAGE BURST*Rainor uses resurect on dilbert*
Why did you do that?
It was fun............
Fun you say,then i will do something even funnyer with you.:ihih:.No not that!*takes fire hose and shoves it in dilberts mouth*Let's see if you like this!!

~Later~

Good that i disconected the Hard-drive from the CPU,IDK why i did that but good for me...Now what is with the Alpha acces code

[Mr.Evilmidget]

Mr.Evilmidget faced the machine and shot it to pieces. "The gas still envelopes the room..." Mr.E burst inside of the office and closed the door immediatly. "I can't leave... well, might as well investigate." Mr.E looked at the boss's computer. There was a painting of him above it. "*sigh* Well, he's ugly." Mr.E looked at the computer again and turned it on.
"REQUIRES PASSWORD" it said on the moniter.
"I know this!" Mr.E typed in 'OMG I'm Sexy' and the moniter accepted him in. "Our boss has a high self-esteem." He continued into the files, looking for C-78 information. "Come on, gotta be somewhere..." He continued. "What's this... it's says 'C-78 Domination Plan Layout' . He clicked on it.
"REQUIRES CLASS-A PASSWORD" It said. Mr.E guessed the password over one hundred times until...
"Aha! Why couldn't I guess this before!" He typed in 'Sammy'. It was his boss's dog's name. "What a loser, using his dog for a Class-A Password. He continued to look at the file. "Hm... let's see his schedule.

July 20th, 2009: Steal C-78 from military lab.
July 23rd, 2009: Test on workers.
July 25th, 2009: Spread C-78 throughout work.
July 28th, 2009: Take break to study C-78 more carefully.
August 2nd, 2009: Come back from break, begin mass-infection.
August 5th, 2009: Take over super-powers of Earth, Russia and US. Assassinate Obama.
August 10th, 2009: Take over entire western hemisphere.
August 16th, 2009: Take over Eastern hemisphere.
August 27th, 2009: Become world dictator, pass over to son at death.
September 1st, 2153: Destroy Earth

"Oh no... this guy's more dangerous than I thought. Time for a rally. Time for a mob." The computer blinked.
":incazzato:YOU'VE GOT MAIL:incazzato:"
"Hm, I wonder." He clicked on the link. It read,
'To: TRACY CARDRO
From: CARL BANKER
Hey Tracy, how's the domination plan going? So, you've decided to destroy Earth, huh? Well, that's a bummer. How about you and I go to New York city to begin the invasion, huh? Sounds fun, amirite? lol, almost forgot. How about you and I have a drink of wine before the invasion, you know, for kicks. Hey guess what, my boss lives in NYC and he's an ass. How about killing him, huh? omg, that'd be so freaking fun. Probably for me it'd be. Earth won't be destroyed in our lifetime, so, let's enjoy ourselves. Let's go shoot some paintball, like the good old days. Well, see ya'. '

"Well, then I'll go and have to kill him instead. He's more than a mere terrorist." Mr.E accidentally clicked on a passcode on the computer. The wall on the other side of the room split. Many huge barrels of C-78 lyed there. "There's the C-78..."


TO BE CONTINUED...

[Dilbert]

why did you think i killed myself witha Silver bullet rainor? asked dilbert
i dunno. says rainor
turns in to a wolf and shreds rainor to little pieces
then shoves a box of condoms into his mouth
HA! so there! exclames dilbert
commit suicide again by falling out window


(ha! he has fake flashdrive!!!!!)

[rainor]

*Rainor comes from the other office*
"Oh perfect another one of my clones got raped D:<"
(I really net to close the computer so excuse the short post)

[...I'm not telling you!]

*INTY walked in to the bosses room*
''Oh, hello INTY...it's not Midnight yet.'' She pointed out with a cheeky smile.
''Sorry carole, but,'INTY said putting slamming a piece of paper on to the desk, ''I quit!'' He said storming out of the room. Carole looked confused and opened the letter. It said:

''And this time I mean it.''

[Mr.Evilmidget]

*Rainor comes from the other office*
"Oh perfect another one of my clones got raped D:<"
(I really net to close the computer so excuse the short post)
(excused)

[Dilbert]

god i thought i killed myself! thought dilbert.
uh oh the secretary!thought dilbert.
Hello dilbert. says the secretary.
hi! says dilbert.
come to my office later. we need to take care of something. says secretary lady

oh god said dilbert

[...I'm not telling you!]

(Yeah. BTW guys, if any thought the girl in my storlyine was Coollady, i'm just gonna say now, no it's not the same girl)

EDIT: Name changed to Carole)

[Damian]

(Wow, From me saying i was in the lunch room to, burning oscar with a flame throw and now im a ghost o_O.... ALRIGHT!)

Demonic got an idea and flew down through the floor, he kept going through the ground untill he reached hell.

(what are you doing in my house?)

[kingmiami]

After seeing that INTY and Demonic are already killing eachother, Evilmidget stopped. "What's the use. They'll die soon anyway."
"Hey, Mr.E! Come with me!"
He was the employee of the week. "So, Jack. You've finally felt that I need saving, when I was in debt of $35.000 last week, you didn't help me. But now you do? Hm... seems you need to die."
"No! Not me too!"
"Yes, yes you too."
"Wait, no, no, no... the boss... he's been doing these, experiments since I was promoted to employee of the month. He's been... corrupting my co-workers with a chemical he calls, 'C-78'. It destroys the mind of the worker, and replaces it with a new, working-based thought system."
"Hm... you might be useful after all. Where is the boss?"
"He's at his house. He'll be back in five days."
"Five days?"
"Yes, he's on break."
"Well then, I'l have to wait until then. You go home and come back on the day he comes back. I want you to do something for me when he comes back."
"You're going to kill the boss?"
"No, but I'll do something to him. Hahaha..."
Jack Stevey left as Mr.E told him. "Alright, that's done. Now then..." Mr.E walked over to another one of his co-workers inside of the elevator, cowering. "So, Steve. How's work?"
"Are you freaking crazy?!"
"Oh, be like John. You'll end up dead like the rest."
"Ok... alright... alright..."
"That's a boy."
"Hey, um... Evilmidget, you ever seen Twilight?"
Jack was burst out of the window at intense speed. He hit the ground with a thump. "You... do not... talk about... Twilight..."


**THE OFFICE UPDATES**

1. There is a conspiricy about the boss now. Please include an investigation in your posts.
2. The Office has a new editional building and room. It's your dorm room, and it's on a small campus extending to the office. You may use it if you get bored with just a cubical.
3. **REMINDER** NO SHORT POSTS. I have been noticing this rule is being broken.

"Hey the boss got hit by a flamethrower by demonic remember?" kingmiami said.

[...I'm not telling you!]

(he was replaced)

[kingmiami]

"Oh that makes sense", kingmiami said.

Kingmiami got up from watching family guy and looked around.

"What the douche?, king said "Where's INTY?"

"He quit", some lady said.

"And who are you?"

"I'm...your boss"

"Noooooooooooooooo", king said followed by duhn duhn duhn.

[Mr.Evilmidget]

"Hey the boss got hit by a flamethrower by demonic remember?" kingmiami said.
(The boss can't die, remember? he'll be able to eventually. But for now he's invincible.)


**THE OFFICE UPDATES**

1. Now it's getting big. Please include a deeper 'boss conspiracy' in your posts.
2. Tomorrow at 1:00pm, Barack Obama will be paying a visit to the office. Don't kill him, but do something to him. At the end of the day (8:00pm) I will choose randomly who will be taking Obama home as their pet. You'll be able to bring him to the office whenever from there on.
3. **REMINDER** Stay on topic. You can't just say, "ok i killed everybody". One person at a time, thank you.
4. From now on I'll be laying out events at the office on certain days.
Schedule:
Tomorrow: Obama visit
August 1st: Office will be repaired, and will continue to be repaired randomly
August 5th: Nancy Drew visit
August 10th: Promotion Day (New Version of the office called 'The Office: Promoted')
August 15th: Dwayne Johnson visit
August 25th: 'The Office: Employee of The Month' Version
September ???: 'The Office: Fiery Destruction' Version

[kingmiami]

(Thats a nice plan you got there can't wait this is gonna be awsome. Maybe the thread will get stickied)

[demonickilla]

(wow this thread has envovled ALOT from your first post. it's getting really cool and is starting to earn the title of RPG...)

Demonic sat down in the closes chair and put his finger under his chin. "Cops, eh? Well, nothing I can't handle. Demonic got up and looked around at the first floor, It was an entire mess. Bloodied bodys laying every were, and the fight has ecended to the fourth floor. Most of the desks were fliped onto the ground or upside down, and there were papers scattered all over the floor.

Demonic walked over to a dead body and looked at him. "I can see you breathing, stop faking." Demonic stared the man down.

"Okay, okay, so i'm alive, what are you gonna do to me?" The man said in a shaking voice.

"Oh I'm not gonna do anything, it's what you're gonna do." Demonic picked the mans arm up and proceded to shove it down the mans own throat.

When the mans elbow reached his mouth, Demonic let go and left the man to choke on himself. "Now then, I've gotta go see how the fight is going."

Soon sirens were heard from the outside. "And it looks like I've got to hurry." Demonic quickly pushed the button on the elevator, 4

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(if oyu want the details of 'The Office: Promoted' then you can PM me if you want, I'll make up some stuff for the other two versions later on)

(oh, and BTW, once this thread gets big enough, speaking in the boredom nexus size, I'll have to replace it if that's OK with everyone)

**SINGLE THE OFFICE UPDATE**
- A POLL IS NOW IN EFFECT. PLEASE VOTE.

[...I'm not telling you!]

*INTY sat at his home, thinking about what he'd do know that he quit his job.*
''...didn't have any other plans...'' *INTY sighed and turned on the television. The news was on*

''and everyone survived! I can't stand it! In other news, President Barrack Obamma is scheduled to have a meeting at the Deletionquaity statistics facility! He wishes to go speak with the boss of the company tomorrow! Naturally-''*INTY turned the TV Off.*

''...why would Obamma visit...god...the boss...that disease Midget found...i'm not much of an Obama fan bu god his death'd leave the country in chaos!'' *INTY jumped out of his chair and ran to the office to get his job back. This would assuredly be the last time he entered the building*

[kingmiami]

Kingmiami saw INTY burst through the doors.

"Your back!"king said, "I missed you. I mean what are you back for its crazy here!"

"Kingmiami, Obama is gonna get killed by the bosses virus" INTY.

"Well we gotta...oh my lunch break bye".

[...I'm not telling you!]

*Inty slapped his hand against his head and sighed*

''Great. Now what...o_o I have a brilliant li'ul scheme!'' INTY ran into the office room, and look around for some one who he was rather fearful of...but he knew it was his only chance*

*Demonickilla was sitting in the corner, puting with his arms folded over his elevated knees. He looked up as INTY stod over him*

''What do you want?''

''I need your help. Look, you're insane.''

''That's a matter of opinion.''

''Right, and in my opinion, you're coo-coo. So, i was wondering if you could...help me with something :devil:?''

''What?''

''You've heard about Obamma?''

''Yep. He really shouldn't come here though, what with the-''

''DISEASE i know. So, I was wondering if...you could keep Obamma out of the building by any chance? You know, a bit of haunting?''

''Why should I?''

''...do you have anything better to do?''

''...Point taken. All right I'm in.'' *INTY clappe dhis hands together.

''PERFECT. Now I need the help of Shayphis, Midget and king. Then I'm set!'' He said running down the hall.

[demonickilla]

"Well, I don't need this demon body then." Demonic pulled his soul out of the demons body and turned back into a ghost. "Man, ghosts suck." After a couple of seconds the real demon soul reformed into the demons body. "RAGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!" The demon attacked INTY at once. (:D, how you gonna handle that inty :D:D:D:D (Smily overdose :D:D:D:D))

[...I'm not telling you!]

*INTY turned to see the demon bounding towards him, and he knew there was only one way he could save himself*

''RAPE! RAAAAAAAAAAAPE!'' He yelled pointing towards the demon. The demon shrieked, and zoomed away.

[kingmiami]

Kingmiami was eating his sandwhich. He saw a lamp.

"Nice"' kingmiami said as he picked up a golden lamp and rubbed it. It popped open and INTY's head came out of the lamp.

"I am a genie. You have 3 wishes. May I suggest world domination?" INTY's head said.

"Man you have a big head. I wish that this whole office was overun by splicers from bioshock!".

"As you wish. And my head is perfectly normal!:mad3:".

Splicer:http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/1457/1179778770.jpg

[Wadling]

They were surrounded, and Wadling saw only one way out without the danger of him getting hurt.

"I dare say, what are you playing at?" Mattbot shouted indignantly as Wadling hid behind him, and then began pushing him through the crowd "Coward, spineless swine! Nincompoop!" He shouted, slashing his rapier at the accountants, while aiming his words at Wadling

"Go go go go go!" Wadling shouted "There's no time, we've gotta quack!"

"What did you say? You are an odd fellow" Mattbot replied, sipping more wine that seemed to appear suddenly from his jacket pocket.

"Nothing" Wadling said as he began pushing again

"I do wish you would keep your hands to yourself" Mattbot said, exasperated "You almost made me spill my wine!"

They eventually made it to the door, and turned to see more accountants filing into the room. They needed a distraction.

"FREE MONEY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM!" Wadling yelled

The corporate fat cats immediately ran to the opposite side, leading the accountants further away from the dynamic duo.

"That should distract them for a while" Wadling sighed "Now Matt, open that door!"

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(I probably won't be here at 1:00 for Obama because I'll be shooting shotguns (woohoo!) so you guys can just immediatly screw around with him at that time.)

[rainor]

(Well what time is now?)

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(well what time is now?)
(est 9:43)

[rainor]

(So in 4 Hrs and 3 mins,And i had an post ready in the morning but my cpu started to act retarded)

[Dilbert]

hey rainor! said dilbert.
What. asked rainor
HI said dilbert while firing a 7 mm into rainors head

[demonickilla]

(STOP WITH THE SPAMMY 3 LINED POSTS! grrrr.)

[Dilbert]

(STOP WITH THE SPAMMY 3 LINED POSTS! grrrr.)

go and hug a bunny

[rainor]

(You know?I can PM an mod and say that you don't follow the games rules and that will get you infracted and i got the ignore list)

[Dilbert]

Fine guess what ? I QUIT

[rainor]

(FINE!)Rainor placed the hard-drive back in and searched the internets history(Please don't make me tell you what is that)and searches for that page.
"Ahh!There you are"Rainor accesed the page and said
"So its an "Acces code level = information level".I hope my "Delta X-ray" code still works(Little bit of history of my char: He was the security chief of Area 51 {: P Lets say it was made public ok?})"Rainor inserted the code and it actually worked.

C - 78 Virus stolen from secret research lab.
Threat level: High
Date: Three days ago
Location: Deletion Quality statistics facility
Assassination target: "The Boss" ~ Name unknown
History of target: Unknown
Assassin: Project 35
Assassins status: K.I.A
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_Upgrade acces code for more information
Effects to persons exposed to virus:
Madness
The need to kill everything that is not infected
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Other effects are unknown at this moment~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"OMG!THE BOSS?I can't belive it!Wait actually i can.HEY INTY LOOK AT THIS!"but before INTY came Rainor was attacked by a *Insert the mini boss form Bioshock here(the one that is with an small girl)*

[kingmiami]

(FINE!)Rainor placed the hard-drive back in and searched the internets history(Please don't make me tell you what is that)and searches for that page.
"Ahh!There you are"Rainor accesed the page and said
"So its an "Acces code level = information level".I hope my "Delta X-ray" code still works(Little bit of history of my char: He was the security chief of Area 51 {: P Lets say it was made public ok?})"Rainor inserted the code and it actually worked.

C - 78 Virus stolen from secret research lab.
Threat level: High
Date: Three days ago
Location: Deletion Quality statistics facility
Assassination target: "The Boss" ~ Name unknown
History of target: Unknown
Assassin: Project 35
Assassins status: K.I.A
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_Upgrade acces code for more information
Effects to persons exposed to virus:
Madness
The need to kill everything that is not infected
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Other effects are unknown at this moment~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"OMG!THE BOSS?I can't belive it!Wait actually i can.HEY INTY LOOK AT THIS!"but before INTY came Rainor was attacked by a *Insert the mini boss form Bioshock here(the one that is with an small girl)*

"Psssst 'Big Daddy', Kingmiami said.

[rainor]

"That's it.Thanks"
"No problem"Said Kingmiami
The Big Daddy was trying to choke rainor but rainor got his Dessert eagle with explodeing uranium bullets from his pocket and shoot it in the head five times and it died.Then INTY arrived.
"Hey look at this!"
"Oh...my...god O_o and Obama comes here"

[kingmiami]

"Hold up you can't kill a big daddy like that you have to kill it like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rojg9pdfJBY

[Mattbot]

"I say old boy i fail to see the need for such agression" Matt said punching the door off its hinges.

Wadling rushed past snatching the copter keys off the belt of a bewildered pilot and sprinting up to the roof, mattbot followed holding his hat as the wind outside intensified.

Wadling jumped into the pilot seat and began fumbling with the controls

"Errrhhh i think this is how i QUACK"

Mattbot paused and stared at Wadling who began strugling with himself as he collapsed into the seat, Mattbot rushed over to his troubled companion but an explosing of orange smoke emerging from where Wadling was seated engulfed Mattbots vision.

"quack, quack, AUGHHHH, QUACK, i do say"

The smoke lifted and a now formally dressed Wadles stepped out from the chopper, wearing a silver monocule and brandishing a cane of exceptional quality

"By Odins beard" Mattbot exclaimed once again hinting at his norse origins

"Top of the morning to you sir" Wadling said pulling a glass made of pure gold from beneath his hat

"Would you care to try some Shipwrecked 1907 Heidsieck" taking a bottle of wine from a lower class peasant who had appeared from the chopper alongside him "$275,000 as small price to pay for such divine pleasure" pouring a glass for Mattbot

"Ho ho ho Quite" Mattbot replied with hearty laugh

"I do say, this is exquisite" He remarked sipping from his glass

"Indubitively, i first came across this beverage while sailing around the..."

[Dilbert]

rainor i told you not to do that!!!! said dilbert

now if you dont mind, the hard drive. said dilbert

never!!!! said rainor

i may have quit but i still have the video tape of what you and the boss did on christmas eve. threatened dilbert.

noooooooooooooooooooooooo! said rainor

meanwhile in rainors dorm.......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hse1btS7jR0

[rainor]

You are on my ingnore list so i can't see what you posted : P I win!

[Dilbert]

but everyone else can!

[rainor]

(Well i still cant read what you posted so it won't affect my char.Me-1 You-0)

[Damian]

He's on my ignore list too.

[rainor]

(Annoying sometimes isn't he?)

[Dilbert]

im sorry.........:sad:

[Damian]

(Annoying sometimes isn't he?)

quite true.

[Mr.Evilmidget]

"Has anyone noticed? Obama is here! Dun dun dun duh duh duh dun duh dun!"
Obama, the presidant of the United States entered as crowds of idiots gathered to worship his butt, and the plans that come out. "We love you because you're black!" said one by-stander.
"OK, Obama, there's a disease going around caused by a chemical known as C-78 and-"
"I know, now let me get to raping America's finances."
"Uh... Obama... you really don't want to get that disease."
"Yeah, uh-huh. Hey, you like dogs?"
"Yeah."
"Well, my wiener can do tricks!" Obama declared with a strange look.
I stared. "wtf Obama!?"
"Yeah, I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass."
"OK, your pissin' me off. Big time."
"Talk to my big fat genital organs." Obama continued on to meet the other members, and piss them off, too.
Mr.E was about to go back to his investigation, but then he heard this very disturbing comment from Obama to Net. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
"*sigh*, Well, this'll be entertaining." Mr.E said as he continued his investigation about the boss.

**NOTICE** Obama had left the office.

[Mr.Evilmidget]

Excuse the double post, but I shll now determine who will take Obama home. Boast all you want. I'll PM the winner, and they'll probably reveal it themselves. Sending winner PM now...

[demonickilla]

(WOOOT I WON!!!! just kidding, it was probably INTY....

[Mr.Evilmidget]

And the winner is... (since no-one asked yet) MattBot! Yeah, unexpected, I know.

[RMERRITT]

(is it too late to join in?)

[Shayphis]

And the winner is... (since no-one asked yet) MattBot! Yeah, unexpected, I know.

Oh darn I was hoping itd be me, lol :P

[Zackie]

Congrats to Mattbot!!! Woo!!!

[BanHammor]

A man with short-cut hair entered the office, getting his passport out his bag on the way.
-Hi, I'm Oleg, your new system administrator. Where is the server room? - he said to the guard.
-It is on the second floor, cab't 210. Some serious stuff is going on there. Ah, your boss is someone called... Rick. Yeah, Rick Astley.

Oleg went on, looking around. Something swinged in the cubicles, but he thoght it was just his imagination. As going into the server room, he noticed someone's presence. He crawled slower and slower, to finally see a beastin a human form, moaning at him. He immediately noticed some Cisco metal routers being torn apart, and got one.
-Hey, Rick! - he said, yet no reaction followed.
-Rick!- he shouted - RICK!!
The madman got closer and closer, to finally be in the range of the metal router+LAN cable.
-Sorry, buddy. - at that point he smashed his boss to unconsiousness, andran away to the closest cubicle room, to find Wadling and Mattbot there

[rainor]

(This post will explain why i wasn't here)
Well if Obama is here then whe must get him out of here!
I know.Said INTY.Rainor took an handgun from the secret small room he made some time ago.
What are you going to do with that?Asked INTY.Well i was thinking about shooting someone.Rainor turned and INTY was behind him.
I must do something.INTY looked around for something to hit Rainor in the head,he found an metal box.He aproached Rainor and hit him so hard that Rainor went unconscious.

[Ducky]

I was perched on top of a complete stranger's car, waiting for it to pass work. I didn't own one because I can't get a license to drive. Can't even reach the steering wheel. When I saw the building I jumped off and flew in.
"Sorry I'm late! Had to wait for that car to pass this building."
The elevator was current on a basement floor, so I handed the desk... Person... a huge sack of cash to replace an elevator door, and smashed the elevator door to bits. As I flew up the shaft, I heard more and more disturbing sounds. Completely ignoring everything, I landed on my desk, took a sip of my grape juice, and started to write. That's when the sledgehammer flew past my head.
"The...?"
I turned toward its source.
"You idiotic pair of old pants!"
I dove forward, tackling the thrower of the sledgehammer, who happened to be another insane employee.
"You could have gotten blood all over that report if it hit me, and I'd be so far behind schedule that I'd get fired!"

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(is it too late to join in?)

(Nope. Join if you can!)

____Mr.Evilmidget was strolling back to the office from the amazing encounter with the C-78. "Damn... that was one hell of a stash. My estimate is that it was significant to..." Evilmidget stopped. "...destroy Earth..." He looked over too his right. It was the boss.
____"Ah, Evilmidget, how's work?"
____Mr.E suspected that the boss thought he was infected with C-78. Alright, I'll play along. Mr.E thought. "Status on blueprints for model: 38-Strand Printer currently at 82.34%."
____"About time I had a, 'Self-Motivated' worker. Hahaha!" And the boss continued on.
____"How am I supposed to kill him? If he thinks I'm infected, I could spy... but then he'd be suspecting me...I can't just kill him, I doubt he goes places without defenses. Gonna have to think about it." And so Mr.E continued to the office, to straighten out some new updates.

[Tyemdi]

I strolled into my office today, saying hello to everyone I knew. Today, I was in a bright mood for, have all the evidence I need to prove my defendant's innocence in the court room. Taking out my files, I began revising them moments before the court is set up.

Get ready Mr. Backstabber! Your exoneration is not far!

[Mr.Evilmidget]

**NOTICE**
Nancy Drew will visit tomorrow, I never got to yesterday. The winner has to have the following qualifications for Nancy:
1. 5 or more posts in 'The Office'
2. 3/5 posts being 5 lines or more.
3. An interest in winning (PM me if your interested in winning Nancy)

And, that's all.

____Mr.Evilmidget continued across to the office, and entered. He noticed the amount of damage. He walked to his cubicle, and recovered his virgin mobile cell phone, not destroyed. He put in the following; 1-878-9-REPAIR. "Uh-hu... yes... OK... $46 it is." He put the phone down, for he had ordered an office repair in three days.
____The boss walked in. He looked at and asked for reports to the infected workers. "Yes, it's almost done, sir."
____"Good, good. How much more time?"
____"Only until after Nancy Drew leaves tomorrow."
____"Good. Here's a cookie." He handed the infected worker another dose of C-78, to improve his working standards.
____"Hm...I have to find out what he's talking about..." Mr.E looked up. "Well, that's for later. For now, I'd better arrange with Nancy and make up a winner out of the qualifiers." Mr.E left to the office's top office, the control center, and E-Mailed Mrs.Drew and arranged a time. 3:30 to 7:30 was the final time.

[RMERRITT]

I screeched to a halt outside the office and stumbled out of my car. I made a dash for the front door, and ran inside and punched my time card. I never trusted elevators so i entered the stairwell and began my long hike up to the 4th floor. A homeless man rolled past me down the stairs. Good god who could have done that to him.I thought to myself as i continued to run. "Finally level 4" I said as i opened the steel door and stepped into the large square room. I walked down the long aisle of cubicles and found #67, i sat at my desk and started to get organized for the day.

The head of my department popped into my cubicle. "Hey, Robert i saw you were late today. Are you having problems at home?"

"Umm no sir just bad luck." I replied.

"Well i still want you to go speak to human resources and see if you can't sort this out."

"Oh god no. You can't be serious. Theres nothing to sort out."

"I am, you see our company is like an engine it-"

"yeah, yeah i've heard the speech i'll go"

[Tac]

Tac, woke up, slapping the sleep button on his clock.
"Hell, new job today." he said as he slipped into his suit to have breakfast. During breakfast, he began reading his paper.

Grabbing the package he recieved yesterday in the mail, he got into his car, slammed the door, and turned on the news radio.

Upon arriving at the office, Tac found his new cubicle all laid out for him. Taking the time to get settled, Tac opened the box. Insidewere several USB missle launchers and an new USB hub. After placing the launchers in strategic locations around his cublicle, Tac stood up on top his desk and said,
"Prepare for war you mother f*****!!"
:devil:

[Mr.Evilmidget]

**BIGASS NOTICE**
Nancy Drew will come in three hours. Please visit the office to meet her, and possibly take her home!

____Mr.Evilmidget walked back down to his cubicle, sat down, and worked on some assignments. His co-worker, Yudai Komosaki, a Japanese immigrant, passed by. "Hey, Yudai, come over here! I need you to file these reports ASAP!"
____"Yes, sir." She walked back to my cubicle, and picked up the sheets. She walked away with them, and stuffed them into the file cabinet.
____Mr.E viewed saw the elevator on the western hall. It's door opened, and Mr.E was was in shock after seeing what's inside. Two large containers of C-78 appeared, and opened. Gas enveloped the room. "Everybody, get out! Don't breathe the gas!" But it was too late. Thirty-two workers were breathing in the gas, and turned infected. Mr.E held his nose, and ran out of the office. He could still see the elevator. Men in bulky rubber suits with gas masks on rushed inside and took the infected workers away to the top of the office for full dosage of the chemical.
____"Mr.Evilmidget!" Yurai was screaming his name as she was forced to breathe the chemical by the men with gas masks.
____Mr.E watched in horror as his (sexy) co-worker was enveloped in gas. They're infecting the office! Damn them! He thought as he ran out to the back woods.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Shayphis]

"HAHA finally I've returned!"

Shayphis boasted, pulling on the reins of his big dino Marty. With carefull steps, Marty stepped passed the already parked cars of the other memebrs, denting Mattbot's and Wadling's as he stumbled to a stop.

"I've got to get a smaller dino..."

Releasing the reins, Shayphis jump froward back into the fifth story building he had previously been in with Marty's head. The glass was still broken and the room was a mess.

"Well i failed....oh well."

Breathing in, Shayphis headed for the roof to prepare for Nancy's arrival.

[Mr.Evilmidget]

____Mr.Evilmidget, as he exited the office, noticed Nancy Drew outside. He walked to her and talked about their arrangement. "So, Nancy, getting old?"
____"Why, yes. Unfortunately, I'm getting very old. There's this jolly old chap living across from my 'ouse, always happy, always willing to help. But some'ow, he was killed by one of my older neighbors, Gregor 'The Boss' Henday. He moved out from the neighborhood and never showed again."
____"Quite the mystery. I so happen to have a boss named Gregor."
____"Hm... interesting concept, I know him as a killer and you know him as your boss, and somehow he's remained with 'is rights."
____"I'll investigate more when I have the chance, but right now the office needs your support. Go on in there, besides, you're being paid $17,000."
____"Money is not my objective. Gregor is. I was 'bout to look here when I was sponsored."
____"Fate falls upon us all, Nancy."
____"As it does." She continued into the office.
____"You had better survive." I said, hopeful.

[Mattbot]

(I did have an idea for Obama but i wanted Wadling to continue the next part of our story which i'm still waiting for >: ( so i never got round to posting about him :3)

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(I did have an idea for Obama but i wanted Wadling to continue the next part of our story which i'm still waiting for >: ( so i never got round to posting about him :3)

(oh, OK)

[Ducky]

The C-78 gas was there. It was a rare occasion where I knew to avoid something. And I did. It had barely surrounded me by the time I was running until I was next to Mister E., Who was talking to Nancy Drew. If I inhaled any C-78, it can't have had an effect on my personality.
I saw this 'boss' guy yesterday.
"I saw this 'boss' guy yesterday, if it helps."
I turned around to head somewhere else, and I saw it.
"Uhh... Mister E... What is that?!"
I pointed at what looked like a gigantic robot. A desk served as its torso, and various things which would be found on the desk made up the rest of it. Three large tanks of C-78 were strapped to its back, and two of these had C-78 in liquid state; the middle one had it in gas state.
"Uhhh-oh. Mister E. Run. Run very fast."


(Hope that none of you mind this little development, or this little BoB reference.)

[W@Wfan]

W@W gets up. drives to works and gets in a accident and kill 2 squerals and gets to work gets angry throws evil out the window and destroys his own desk

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(no two line posts, W@Wfan)

[Zackie]

Zackie is running away from monsters. They're chasing him! He cries for help, no one response! Oh teh Noes!! The Mnosters got him! Poof* Oh wait, Zackie is asleep on his desk.

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(no two line posts, W@Wfan)

This also goes for Zackie.

And, I'll be showing the winner his prize in the thread, and through PM! Be ready tomorrow for the winner of Nancy's visit.

[rainor]

TO BE CONTINUED...(I missed when that happened so i'm going to tell what i was doing then)

Rainor woke up and has seen an green gas filling the office."So this is the C - 78.I can't get to the exit without getting infected"Then he seen some guys with gas maks heading to him,they ran to Rainor to make him breathe the gas."Oh no you won't"Rainor grabed the mask from one of them and shoot the other one with the gun he had before INTY hit him."Why?"He asked the man that was still alive.Rainor pointed the gun at him.While doing so he took the mask from the dead man and put it on his(Me) face."For the money"
"So you are merchenaries?"
"Yes"Rainor shoot him because mecrs are never told the reason they do what they do.Rainor took the other mask and ran to the roof.

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(And the winner of Nancy Drew is...

Wait, before I announce that in the next post by me, I'll announce the qualifiers.

1. INTY
2. Rainor
3. Ducky
4. Shayphis

So, I'll pick one out of those. I'll announce this in my next post.)

[Ducky]

I looked at the Deskbot and noted the tanks on its back. I tore two off and ripped them open before It could move.
"OOH! IS THAT GRAPE JUICE?"
I drank the contents of the tanks.
"Whoa, why am I drinking liquid C-78?!"
Every single person in the office simultaniously shouted,
"Ducky said something even remotely intellingent!"

(I'm already so weird, so the C-78 has an extremely temporary reverse effect. After a few minutes, it's going to lose its effect on him. Hope nobody minds. Didn't read before the page with my joining post, so I only have a small idea of what it is.)

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(And the winner is someone I think everyone could guess. If you think you deserve it, don't worry. Everyone will win some person, you know, everyone that qualifies.
The winner is:
...I'm Not Telling You!

Congratz!)

[Shayphis]

So close, I was.

[Mr.Evilmidget]

So close, I was.

You were the closest runner-up. A shame. lol

[Shayphis]

Better luck next time then. :P

[Mr.Evilmidget]

Better luck next time then. :P

Oh, next time is the Grudge. Maybe the time after that :P

[Shayphis]

The Grudge? its time for some pre-planned posts then. O_o

[Mr.Evilmidget]

The Grudge? its time for some pre-planned posts then. O_o

The time after that is Master Chief from Halo, so maybe you'll get him. Wait... do you have a facebook?

[...I'm not telling you!]

(I've not been here for a while Mr., what do you mean i've won Nancy Drew?)

[Shayphis]

Wait... do you have a facebook?

That I do, why?

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(I've not been here for a while Mr., what do you mean i've won Nancy Drew?)

(You know how Mattbot won Obama? Well, you won Nancy, and now you get to bring her here and do whatever. I don't care if you rape her, you won, you do what you want. Mattbot is planning on doing something to Obama when Wadling posts again. You do anything, and I mean anything. Plus, bragging rights!)

(Also, Shayphis, I asked because I was planning on making a quiz about whether you want to qualify or not, but it's been scrapped. Besides, my family doesn't even know I post here. So you just tell me if you want to qualify through PM. It's easier that way.)

(and, to everyone, talk in parentheses when not posting part of your story)

[...I'm not telling you!]

(no i didn't know Mattbot won obamma, i actually quit)

INTY looked confused as Nancy Drew stood before him, apprently his trophy. He was even more confused by this due to the fact that he had quit the job that handed her over to him

'...so...uhmmm...'
'Wanna' go solve a crime =D?'
'...I'm sorry but I'm a little confused-'
'How would you like to find that fella that's been raping people and cutting their eyes out afterwards =D?'
'...but, but Tim Roth caught him.'
'How about finding out who stole ol' reliable from Spongebob =D?'
'...'
'=D'
'...'
'=D'
'...Shayphis you cna have her.'

[Shayphis]

Shayphis looks confusingy at INTY.

"Me...I...WAIT! This is perfect, now I have food for Marty!! Here dino, dino, dino....."

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(OK, then Shayphis gets her instead.)

____Mr.E was on his way to his dorm to study the C-78, but then, the unthinkable happened. A giant, spiked tentacle blasted it's way out of the ground. It fell unto the top section of the office, blowing off the floor with C-78. The gas spread all over the area, and liquid C-78 melted into the sewer system, soon to infect everyone. "RAAAAAAGH!" The beast roared from under the pavement.
____"Shit!" Mr.E yelled. "It's about damn time the army showed up!" He looked towards the nearest military base. The jets were being scrambled. "That's the shit!" Evilmidget exclaimed as he looked at the beast, being struck by the missiles, and it eventually died from the hellfire. "Yes! Now for that C-78..."
He did not know where it went. The entire state was probably infected by the liquid by now. He continued on to his dorm. "What was that monster..."

[Ducky]

Mister E. didn't know this, but after I blew up the trans-form-filler, I perched myself on his head.
"The time I saw one of those, I was watching a movie, and it just came outta nowhere. It killed the main character. I tell you, though, that the death was not fake, and that the actor was also killed. Anyways, I'm going to inexplicably drink about eight gallons of sewer water, now. Bye." I hopped down into the sewer...

(Me being as odd as possible with writer's block.)

[Mr.Evilmidget]

**NOTICE**
The grudge (yes, the grudge) is coming on August 13th, 2009 for a visit. Don't use the elevator, lol.

[Ducky]

(Who's The Grudge?)

[rainor]

(It's an movie that i heard is awesome =D.NO INTY DON'T QUIT!!!!!)

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(It's an movie that i heard is awesome =D.NO INTY DON'T QUIT!!!!!)

(a very, very scary as shit movie, thank you)

[rainor]

(ya, scary is awesome)

[Mr.Evilmidget]

(ALSO, READ THIS. PM me if you were not invited to The Office Group and you already posted here. W@Wfan is an exception, because he never posted decently)

[kingmiami]

Kingmiami came through the doors of the office seeing the same old craziness. He saw a dinosaur eating human. INTY and Shayphis where smiling at the human geting eaten.(weirdO_o)
So Kingmiami went to his cubicle.
"Another exciting day" kingmiami said.
Kingmiami sipped his coffee (oh wait I hate coffee he thought). Kingmiami's disgusting hate for coffee reminded him that he still had 2 more wishes.
"Hmmmm" Kingmiami said maliciously.

[Mr.Evilmidget]

So, the Office promoted is open for suggestions before it releases. You want AK-47s? Death scythes? Fuckin' alien war ships? Just say.

(also, BUMP!)

[Lucky Joe]

Joe woke up...

"...6:00 A.M... damn boss, always making me come in so early."

He stepped out of his bed, and did his daily routen. He put on his dress shirt, red tie, black dress pants, shoes and walked out of his bedroom door.

"Another boring day."

* 30 minutes later *

Joe stepped out of his car.

"Strephos Pharmasudical Offices. This should be awesome, since pretty much every time I walk in here, someone get's murdered."

He walked into the door, and immediatly, he saw Johnny, the janitor, getting stabbed with a Letter Opener by Chris, the secratary. Joe walked to the right, near the elevator.

"Hey Chris, what happened this time?"
He stopped stabbing Johnny to look at Joe.
"Well, nothing special, Johnny...'
stab
'...here...'
stab stab
'...banged my wife one day when...'
stab stab stab stab
'...while he called...'
stab
'...off sick. I'm going to...'
stab stab stab
'...have a...'
stab stab stab stab stabstabstabstabstab
'...talk with my wife...'
stabbity stab stab
' later on today."
"You mean kill her, right?"
"No, I'm not that violent. Why would you...'
stabstabstabstabstab
'...even think about that?"
He slit Johns neck and then impaled him with a broom against the wall. He then took out a box cutter and stabbed it in his chest. After he was done with the mutilated janitor. He looked at Joe.
"You didn't see nothing."
"Yeah...yeah... so, how do you feel?"
Chris sighed "Good...pretty good."
"Well, ready to talk to Bob the lord of assholes?"
"You mean the guy in accounting?"
"Yeah."
"Sure...actually, no I'm not... I left my box cutter in John, same thing with my Letter Opener."
"Well..."

Joe stepped into the elevator, samething with Chris.

"So, floor 6?"
"Yeah."
"Huh, I wonder who is going to die next."

Joe pressed the button 6, and then waited.

"Watch, it's going to be Donny from Complaints. He and Phyco Phil got in a fight about drug money."
"Heh, here comes floor 5, lets see."

The elevator stopped...

"Donny's dead."
"Yep."

The doors opened, in walked the man named Donny.

"Hey guys, I got some BLERUGH!"

Donny fell into the elevator, he'd been shoot in the back of the head with a millitary-grade stapler.

"...Well, just another day in the office."

[firestorm]

alarm goes off and i crawl out of bed
7:00 in the morning goddammit but still first day of work and all should be fun
i wonder if the boss is a twat or not as i put on my tie and suit and jump into my rover 25 to work
get to work and see a tank in the car park and a car in the reception area
i've heard of "eager for work" but thats taking it to extremes
sign in at reception when i see a tentacley thing squirm past with a body in its mouth
receptionist says "dont worry sir its the office pet" ok that alright them
lift is shut due to the janitor blocking the shaft for some reason and walk up the 200 flights of stairs to the top floor to be greeted by a computer monitor flying past my head, 2 dead bodies and a dinosaur eating some guy with 3 guys pointing and laughing

long day at the office probably