if you were boomer.....

[i like boom(er)]

i know theres many threads like this for ray mullins plissken, so dont reply if you want. and i know we dont know much about boomer. but what would you do if you were him?

[nrocha20]

Seriously? Id blow my own head off. No way would I go through a place like that.

[Draunia05]

repeated thread?

[nrocha20]

I dont think so... I looked at the similar thread thing down below and I didnt see anything that stated "What would you do in Boomers situation?"

[K.T.O_o]

Hell, I'd already be dead. Grabbing onto the side of a mountain, while falling at top speed would've ripped my arms off. Adding in the three or four people who had grabbed onto me, we would be plummeting to our very happy ends.

[i like boom(er)]

oh i thought there was somthing like this thread already, my bad

[K.T.O_o]

What was the point of that? What's it got to do with Boomer???

[...I'm not telling you!]

Was that sarcasm or have you never seen an advertiser on this site before?

[Mr.Evilmidget]

Go to advertiser's hell.

[K.T.O_o]

Was that sarcasm or have you never seen an advertiser on this site before?

Sarcasm......not a very good attempt, I know.

[TheOnlyHorse]

If I were Boomer, I'd sneak my way to the helicopter. If that wouldn't work I'd run like h*ll and fire at everything that that say growl.

[Shayphis]

If I were boomer i'd surround myself with explosives and threaten to blow myself up if anyone came near me in the Castle.

I'd last about five-six seconds tops.

[i like boom(er)]

If I were boomer i'd surround myself with explosives and threaten to blow myself up if anyone came near me in the Castle.

I'd last about five-six seconds tops.


Haha :thumbsup:

[likitty]

if i was boomer. i would blow up the world mhahaha:cornut:

[Shayphis]

if i was boomer. i would blow up the world mhahaha:cornut:

I don't think Boomer plans to pack that many explosives...ever...

[sammyd]

if i was boomer i would run out with Dr.romanov

[androide]

if i were boomer would be so cool first i blow out the brains of dr romanov and then i would find lloyd and escape

[Vido]

If I were a boomer, I'd puke on everyone I saw. Oh, wait, you mean Boomer from CASTLE? My bad. I'd get my hair greyish silver, grow it longer, get a new haircut, and call myself Xemnas! :D

In other words, I don't really want to be Boomer.

[sleon]

if i were boomer...
id first try to find lloyd, etrius and any survivers that might be around. after that, go straight to the helicopter and to base and beat the General to a living pulp! ^^

[firestorm]

if i were boomer
put simply i would kill everything

[sleon]

if i were boomer
put simply i would kill everything
or blow things up, either it be cool!

[firestorm]

more destruction the better lol can never have too much ammo or explosives

[sleon]

mmmmm....
what traps, and grenades, and c-4 and a Bazooka!

[Droopysilentdj]

If i were Boomer i would have thrown mmy gernade into the hole those tentecal things came out of. It killed "Some other Guy" Mullins called him

Me:"i guess the motto of our army dosen't matter |Leave no man behind|

General: Fuck the motto we will leave the best two men we have behind.

RIP
Etrius and Loyd

[Polo]

If I were boomer, I wouldn't be Boomer because I'm not Boomer so I don't have his personality.

In other words: If I were in the Castle Series and looked identical to boomer I'd be shouting curse words, gunning down my team, spraying porn sprays and ultimately getting kicked and banned of the serv- dimension.

[Aval]

It kinda makes you wonder what possible contrived series of events would have lead to that situation if that is how you act in a combative environment.

:think:

[Ducky]

GUYS BE REALLY YOURSELF! You wouldn't run around killing everything. It's impossibly unrealistic. You would sit there shitting bricks the moment that the tentacle monster attacked.

[twitch]

GUYS BE REALLY YOURSELF! You wouldn't run around killing everything. It's impossibly unrealistic. You would sit there shitting bricks the moment that the tentacle monster attacked.

True so true but if i was boomer before i got attacked by tentacles i would sneak around putting some explosives and blow the castle up! i wont go attacking everything i wouldent really want to get in a fight

[Pirate&Beans]

pirate here

would you know it's there?

that's like saying 'if i were the roman empire i would've designed the rocket earlier and sent an expedition to pluto!'

[twitch]

Yeah you got a point you dont know how you would react you may have this will to survive and be more brave then you would think you would be then again you could be as Ducky puts it "shitting bricks" but its fun for some thinking about how they are in this horrible place and you save all these people and be a hero and all that

but no more about this please i dont really want to get this topic of track remember its for fun not meant to be realistic

[ieka95]

Hmm... if i were Boomer....

.........




I would like to slay those freaky people as many as i can.

[leapoffaith]

If i were boomer i'd set the whole castle to explode once i left it :D

[ArtoriusVonKrieg]

If i was Boomer I would try and save Lloyd and Etrius, or failing that when I got out I would kick the General's and Superior's head in.

[tuna]

if i was boomer i would run out with Dr.romanov

Same. Dr. Romanov was right. I'd also help tell the other people.

[Killerman170]

it depends if i had my personality or boomers if i had boomers i do exactly what boomer did and if i had mine id probably make it half way and go completely crazy

[Mobius]

If I were Boomer, I'd do what ArtoriusVonKrieg did; To find and save Lloyd and Etrius. I'd probably ask Beecher to ignore the general and rescue our team mates. Or rather kill the freaks on our way up to Etrius when he got shot. As for Lloyd, well, can't say, really. I don't know what happened to Lloyd exactly, but it shown in Castle part C, that after Beecher and Boomer dodged that boulder, another one fell on someone. It could've been Lloyd or some other extra guy.

[Drakinoff]

Read the FAQ, it fell on an evil creature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kronosdragon]

if I were Boomer, I'd kick the living shit out of the General as soon as I got back to the base after the little joy-ride we had getting the hell out of there. -_- The General deserves to get his ass whooped.

[NoobCannon990]

If I were boomer, I would boom things.

[SooperNoobie]

I'd slap a hoe.

And since I'm Boomer, that means hit you in the head so hard it breaks upon impact. ;D

[emperorbrandon]

if i was boomer when the entrance is closeing at the end of castle 3 part C id jump back into the big tower where loyd is and we would fight are way out and id use my bombs to blow a new door:ihih:

[riku1gundam]

he used the last bit of his explosives to blow open the wall...

[emperorbrandon]

then id just kill all the zombies

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id get Etruis to blow open a door

[theone!]

Etrius died.I would´ve done as he did in the movie.

[leapoffaith]

then id just kill all the zombies
id get Etruis to blow open a door

*facepalm*

[theone!]

then id just kill all the zombies

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id get Etruis to blow open a door

Ye right...Funny one there.

[riku1gundam]

id get Etruis to blow open a door

http://apublicdefender.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/facepalm.jpg

Ha, ummm ..there was a reason that boomer was called the DEMOLITON EXPERT



etrius has no explosives


then id just kill all the zombies

http://www.fallen-legion.eu/news/data/upimages/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

[leapoffaith]

if he says anything else we're gonna need to find a triple facepalm

[emperorbrandon]

lol lol

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etrius has no explosives






duh he make a stick man blow up i think he could make a door

[riku1gundam]

no, he doesnt.

[emperorbrandon]

yes no he dose not have explosives

[Bloody Bomb]

If I were Boomer, I'd defy the laws of physics by being Boomer and Bloody Bomb.

[riku1gundam]

If I were Boomer, I'd defy the laws of physics by being Boomer and Bloody Bomb.
I feel that this post requires a very special facepalm



http://www.sheep.physicsisbroken.com/Facepalm.jpg

[leapoffaith]

when a thread get this majorly facepalmed, I think it should be allowed to go die.

[Inretrospect]

If I were boomer I would blow this thread AWAY... and kill everyone who posted before me.

[Terazokie]

If I were Boomer, I'd be the one who destroyed the bridge, just to see what would happen.

[riku1gundam]

...
...
...

does anyone have any logical stuff they would've done?

[live2wrestle]

I would cut that mop off that he has on his head and pop some Viagra.

[leapoffaith]

you sir are a true visionary

[live2wrestle]

Then I would admit that Boomer is gay and prove to the Boomer fan group that I wasnt trollin

[ScottieBurke]

If i was This Thread I would follow in the footsteps of Boomer and Jump off a cliff only this time because a thread has no hands. It would fall to it's death.

[Cyanrain]

I'd use more explosives :)

[riku1gundam]

...>.>


I give up on this thread. Good bye my good fellows. I am probably not coming back.

[Mercwam]

i would.... uh, escape?

[W@Wfan]

i would simply kill everyone evil

[Mercwam]

i'd probably do that too... then escape :3

[ieka95]

....

This thread domination?
or...
World domination??

[Kingdro]

um ya if i were boomer id pretty much do the same thing he did cept with more zombie/monster/demon casualties and um... well ya thats bout it seeing as he managed to get out alive... barely... but still i guess his super human "abilities" prolly made a big difference

[riku1gundam]

wow...


Did no one here take into consideration his ammo?


How long do you think you could go on a evil killing spree before you ran out of ammo, and then got caught without any ammo and no means to escape?

[Lonesilverwolves]

i would do everything i could to save the lives of my soldiers and myself

[i like boom(er)]

...>.>


I give up on this thread. .

I agree....

[Big Boom]

Um...well if i were suicidal or following orders I would go in the castle
if not, i would say "no way hosay" and get the hell out of there

[Oscar]

I'd do a hundred pushups

[riku1gundam]

Im gonna have to agree with Oscar on this one.

[breecher]

i know boomer very well, after all, i am his teammate, and buddy, what he would do after his fall is blow stuff up untill he feels better, beleave me when i say hes done it before, he probibly would have too, but he was out of c4.

[jman1234]

id go crazy and kill everyone in sight

[Terazokie]

I'd rip off Mullins' mustache.

[DrMcPhearson]

If I were Boomer, I would demand to know who SOG really was. The fact that Mullins didn't recognize him makes me think that this guy is extremely new to the team. And being that this is "Castle," having a mole inside of the offensive team definitely sounds like a twist Oscar would throw at us.

[DataaX]

I wouldn't last that long. Hello?

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7347/35897490.jpg (http://img443.imageshack.us/i/35897490.jpg/)
ftw

[Enslaver]

If i were boomber, i'll stay with Lloyd and help him, and maybe i convince Beecher to stay too :))

[Bloody Bomb]

I'd never go into the castle because I'm a coward bastard.

[Terazokie]

I'd state that this is a dead thread and is thus dead.