Ultimate fight

[HAWKEYE44]

Okay, here's what you do, the first person names two people to fight and the next person decides the winner and how they won.

New Rules: (Made by INTY)
One: If you don't know who the characters, or even one of them, either google them or don't post.
Two: Fights must be a paragraph long at least, no one line crap.
Three: Don't skip the two characters above you. IF for instance you get 'ja-ja-binks VS Bender, and you don't like it, don't say 'That's shit, this is better Darth Vader VS Obo-One-Kanobi' if you don't like a fight pair, don't post.
And only have one fight in one post. Don't do this:
Once George Bush killed Sadame Husaine, he brought on the entire wrath of the terrorists, and go on to write about the war they waged. Just say 'George Bush VS the Terrorists' and let some one else write it.


Alright, round one:

Kratos Vs. Marcus Fenix

[...I'm not telling you!]

Marcus Shoots Kratos through his collar bone with his Laser chainsaw. Kratos is distracted by his wound, allowing Marcus to move in. From their, he twists his foot around Kratos' ankle, and slides it across the floor, making Kratos fall on to his knee's. Marcus then repeatedly shoots Kratos in the face, rendering it to a bloody pulp, and then when kratos simply can't get any worse, Marcus saws through and apart Kratos' neck, slowly. Eventually tearing thorugh it, tearing Kratos' neck off.

Sephiroth and Optimus Prime

[Ducky]

It ends in a tie. Sephiroth shoves his sword into Optimus Prime, causing a wire to snap. Optimus Prime explodes, causing Sephiroth to die as well.

Blueberry Muffin versus Twizzler.

[Ack-Ack]

Just like the ending fights in Deadliest Warrior (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadliest_Warrior)! Can I explain the weapons of the two?

[...I'm not telling you!]

Ducky-Twizzler stabs through the lueberry muffin, with a vicious speed. The speed also results in the muffin falling down, causing it to roll off of the table the two treats were on.

Guyver Unit 1 VS Goku

[Ack-Ack]

A guyver rises out of the ashs of the city interesting Goku to a fight. Goku charges up to the guyver and attempts to jump the machine but it shakes him off tumbling him to the ground. The guyver activates his chain gun and fires inaccurately at Goku until he runs out of ammo. Goku blasts an ion bean against the guyver and it gets disembered with remains flying in back of a triumphant Goku.


(4 vs 4 for this one since their using guns.)

Green Beret vs SAS

[ScottieBurke]

Green Beret. Cause the fought in the jungle and they went Rambo (the original. first blood.) style on their SAS asses.

ME vs YOU (Whoevers next)

[demonickilla]

Demonickilla sat on his chair infront of his house, when this random guy walks up and yells. "LETS FIGHT!!!!!!"

Demonickilla gets up and goes into his demonic form, his eyes turn to a blazing red and fire shoots out of his mouth towards the victim. The man got up and ran at Demonickilla. Demonickilla trips the man and before he hits the ground, he stomps on the mans back, almost breaking his spine.

The man gets up yet again. "NO ONE WILL KILL SCOTTIEBURKE!" He yells and rans at demonickilla once again. Demonickilla grabs the man by the face. "Oh, I think I can kill you,Sottie." Demonickilla let out a minacal laugh and slamed scottie's face into the wall of his house, Demonickilla then picked scottie up again and throw him into the air.

When Scottie was over Demonickilla's house, Demonickilla sent five blazing balls of fire up after him. Scottie looked in horror as the fire balls surronded him and got closer and closer. Scottie hit the ground and the fire balls slammed into Scottie. Scottie, was dead. Demonickilla went back into human form. "Good night."

Mario vs. Luigi :D

[rainor]

Mario runs to Luigi but Luigi requests fire for effect on Mario.And Mario is shelled by the altilery strike.
Lucy Vs. Dead Brain

[...I'm not telling you!]

Dead Brain pulls out his Chainsword, runs and Runs up to Lucy, but Lucy grabs him by the head with one of her vector, and with another grabs him by neck. She slowly begins pulling, slowly because she's sick and cruel. Dead nearly has his head pulled off, but because Lucy went slowly, this gave Dead his chance-to to stab his chain sword at Lucy! But sadly, she catches it by it's handle with another of her vectors. Then, she stops pulling Dead brains head, just continues holding his nec and head with the other two vectors. Using his own Chainsword, she slowly saws through his neck, killing him.

Prince of Persia VS Sora

[nrocha20]

Sora doesnt have the nerve to kill the prince. So the prince cuts his head off.

Victory VS. Oscar

[rainor]

Victory grabs Net and uses him as an shied and Oscar can't kill Net and Net is now angry and IP Ban on Victory
Winner Osc....NET!

Me Vs. evil twin from paralel dimension

[...I'm not telling you!]

Rainor shoots his tiwn...but because he's paralel the twin also shoots him. So, it's a tie

David Gourd VS 2.0

[HAWKEYE44]

I have no idea who they are, so I come along, drop a nuke and they're both dead. Alright, Captain America Vs. Cyclops

[...I'm not telling you!]

(How dare you!)
Cyclops removes his glass(es) firing his lazor at Captain America, but he quickly brings out his shield, reflecting the lazor, and it refelcts back into Cyclops chest!
Darth Vader VS Exodia

[HAWKEYE44]

Darth Vader shoots lightening at Exodia, paralyzing him and then cuts him in half with his light saber.

Han Solo Vs. Indiana Jones

[shadow_strike]

Indiana Jones uses his whip, takes Hans' blaster and then shoots Han in the chest.

Oscar VS Net

[...I'm not telling you!]

Oscar bans Net.
Epheel (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/aq/images/thumb/a/a2/98323F037E534B2CB7DEE6AC66531A1A.jpg/150px-98323F037E534B2CB7DEE6AC66531A1A.jpg) VS Absolix (http://media.photobucket.com/image/absolix/StephenNix44/Adventure%20Quest%20Pedia%20Pictures/NPC%20Pictures/Absolixpic.jpg)

[XdbX]

They both are about the fight but then here i come with my lvl 80 and my guardian pet a warefire. And i beat the sont out of both of them... that toldly legal... if it's not then it should... becuase im a flash hacker... i will STFU now.

XdbX:God of fail VS Rainor: Goddess of fail.

[...I'm not telling you!]

(I was hoping to ifnd some one who played it XD. I'm lvl 100 :D)
Alright. X runs up to Rainor, preparing to launch his right fist into Raior's forehead, but as he propells his fist, Rainor catches it and twists it around. This causes XdbX to stumble to the left, and onto his knee. Rainor high kicks X in the side of the head, and makes him hit the floor. Rainor atempts to stomp on X, but he quickly rolls out of the way and as Rainor foot smashes in to the floor, X punches it, making Rainor fall down. X raises his upper body by one arm, and with the other, smashes his elbow into Rainor's back. Rainor tries to claw at X, but he dodges-and elbows Rainor again. Rainor yells, and then slides backwards, avoiding X's third elbow-attack. X gets up, at the same time as Rainor, and fires his now activated chain gun at Rainor, but misses o_o. Rainor jumps to the left to avoid a second fire, and with each dodge, quickly and un-notacibly, jumps closer to X. Rainor jumps upwards, and slices three of his into X's skin! X grunts in anoyance, and kicks the short Rainor in his face, knocking him to the floor.
-3 hours later-
they're dead. Oops
-1 hour and 7 minutes earlier-
Rainor and X are exhausted. Deciding he's bored, X calls a truce. The two shake hands and call it off. X turns around then walks away...only to be backstabbed by Rainor who runs at him and claws throuhg the back of his head-so deep that he tears through the brain, tearing it apart. X falls to the floor...and eventually dies. Then for lols Rainor pee's on him. Wow.

Inuyasha VS the extreme dinosaurs (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510BMGNCV0L._SL500_AA280_.jpg) (old show form my childhood :D)

[shadow_strike]

The Extreme Dinosaurs because they're freakin' dinosaurs! The brown one(forgot the names) and the blue one hold Inuyasha down while the green and yellow one eat him.

Cat VS dog

[...I'm not telling you!]

Dog crawls up to cat...growling with a furried hatred...the cat is backed in to a corner-and then suddenly-
http://www.breederretriever.com/photopost/data/516/aa_cat_kicks_dog.jpg
Killing it wit brinn damej :3
Grim (from the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy) VS Xemnas

[XdbX]

(I was hoping to ifnd some one who played it XD. I'm lvl 100 :D)
Alright. X runs up to Rainor, preparing to launch his right fist into Raior's forehead, but as he propells his fist, Rainor catches it and twists it around. This causes XdbX to stumble to the left, and onto his knee. Rainor high kicks X in the side of the head, and makes him hit the floor. Rainor atempts to stomp on X, but he quickly rolls out of the way and as Rainor foot smashes in to the floor, X punches it, making Rainor fall down. X raises his upper body by one arm, and with the other, smashes his elbow into Rainor's back. Rainor tries to claw at X, but he dodges-and elbows Rainor again. Rainor yells, and then slides backwards, avoiding X's third elbow-attack. X gets up, at the same time as Rainor, and fires his now activated chain gun at Rainor, but misses o_o. Rainor jumps to the left to avoid a second fire, and with each dodge, quickly and un-notacibly, jumps closer to X. Rainor jumps upwards, and slices three of his into X's skin! X grunts in anoyance, and kicks the short Rainor in his face, knocking him to the floor.
-3 hours later-
they're dead. Oops
-1 hour and 7 minutes earlier-
Rainor and X are exhausted. Deciding he's bored, X calls a truce. The two shake hands and call it off. X turns around then walks away...only to be backstabbed by Rainor who runs at him and claws throuhg the back of his head-so deep that he tears through the brain, tearing it apart. X falls to the floor...and eventually dies. Then for lols Rainor pee's on him. Wow.

Inuyasha VS the extreme dinosaurs (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510BMGNCV0L._SL500_AA280_.jpg) (old show form my childhood :D)
(That was epic... whys rainor dead. I know it's becuase i put a frag granda in his pants when we shook hands. The idiot that he was he didnt notice. Na rainor good guy. Were getting ready to role play on nroachs RPG.)
The cat runs from the dog like hell and the dog follows and trips oscar of a stair case making him hit his head and die. then noobs invade DQ.
mods try to hold the noobs back so that the net can use the "REZ"But Net got the cheap version which gives you a 0.00001 chance of bringing the dead back to life. And if you fail it give you a admin that doesnt post much. Once Net used the rez the mods ran like hell thinking oscar was back, Well the noobs rush in to the building that net was hiding in or i should say net and rez were hiding in. Rez say "Wow to noobish for my blood. Im out of here" and logs off. Net then says "SHIT" the noobs rush him. He hits 6 on the head with his banhammor. then it trasforms in to a user and runs like hell. Net then combats with with IP bans but runs out of mana. The noobs rush him. Rape him and make his watch castle fan moives made by them and the Barny song... *XdbX shutters at the thought * Then Vic Spp and tawl rush in trying to save net rush *10 minutes later* then they run like hell because of the barny song. Vic holding cookies Spp hold cake and tawl hold flowers. Then vic yells "STOP! Why the hell are we holding these?" Spp replys with a "IDK" and tawl replys "What do you think im going to go to the door of the girl im going to get laid with, with nothing? Plus you guys better dumbs those. Noobs can sense cookies and cake 13.563959 miles away.
*5 days later*
batman and robin said at each other and said at the same time." all this because of Inuyasha turning in to a demon?"

[...I'm not telling you!]

(no X, you're meant to make a fight from the two caracters in the post above only, not a fight leading to another. Anyway)
Robin runs away at the thought of fighting Batman, an jump off a cliff. I'm doing this as you ignored the two above you)
Batman:...that was...easy...
-elsewhere-
Grim slashes his scythe at Xemnas, but he flips jumps out of the way, and as he's spinning in the air, he see's Batman lookig down a cliff. As he lands, he jestures Grim to stop, then points to Batman.
Grim: Who, is that.
Xemnas: SOme wierdo who uses a wierd voice.
Grim: ...What? Why?
Xemnas: He thinks it makes him look cooler...even though it's quite funny.
Grim: People think voices make you look good? Nonsense! Look at mine! I'm Jamaican! Let's kill him!
As batman peers down the hill, he hears some thing land behind him. He turns to see Xemnas.
Batman: Oh shit!
Batman throws a bat-star at Xemnas, and as it hits Xemnas, it fades away instantly.
Batman: Wha-URGH
Batman is run through by a piercing red blade...Xemnas had tricked Batman with one of his clones. Xemnas pulls the blade out, and creates a second clone. The second clone jumps up, and as he falls, he points his light sabre at Batman, and when he ihts the floor, the blade goes straight through his head, and outof his back. Batman fall to his knees after the clone pulls out the blade, and then the second Xemnas finishes it off. He removes the second clone, and then floats in to the air. The sky and area turn into a shapeless void of shadows...second later, hundreds of burning red lghts spark up around the dome of blackness., Xemnas points at Batman.
Xemnas: Fire!
The lights shrink, and in split seconds, turn in to lasers-and all shoot at Batman. After a few seconds, he is turned in to a burning corpse, which soon fades away. Xemnas laughs, as Grim teleports over, and Absorbs the remnants of Batmans soul.
Xemnas: Well, that wasentertaining.
Grim: Yeah. Now where were we?

GRIM (from the grim adventures of billy and mandy) VS Xemnas

[Shayphis]

Grim wins: he just leaves billy in a small room with Xemnas. Bye Xemnas.

Lu Bu vs Bob the Builder

[...I'm not telling you!]

Lu Bu stabs his spear right through Bob's face before he starts singing. Thanks Lu.

Samurai Jack VS Saddler (http://img.online-station.net/_news/2007/1224/13518_Saddler.jpg).

[Shayphis]

Jack, just because I don't know who the other guy is.

INTY versus a dust bunny

[shadow_strike]

INTY uses his multiple weapons but can't seem to hit the dust bunny. The bunny jumps on INTY's head and INTY smashes his head and the dust bunny jumps off at the last second. Winner is the dust bunny.

Me while I'm eating or Shayphis

[Shayphis]

You.....you bite my soul when I try to eat your food.

Orochi or Sepiroth?

[Rabbi106]

If you mean Orochi from Warriors Orochi, then Orochi sends Sephiroth, along with characters from other Final Fantasy games, in a world with a bunch of Disney characters and a few others and creates the Kingdom Hearts series. Orochi wins because he made Kingdom Hearts.

A two-on-two battle: Tom and Jerry versus Coyote and Road Runner.

[Shayphis]

Coyote and Roadrunner would gang up on tome and jerry: Coyote would basically eat them both while Roadrunner watches.

Musha mark1 or Musha mark2

[rainor]

1 runs to 2 but it was an hologram and 1 falls off a cliff

Me Vs. Cottontwit
For the ones that don't know him: Gordon Freeman Vs. Scout

[...I'm not telling you!]

Gordon smashes the scouts head in with his crobar, to the point where its as this as this line _______ and this red
Skullduggery Pleasant VS Sepulchure (http://dfwiki.com/images/9/9d/SepwDoomBlade.PNG)

[HAWKEYE44]

Sepulchure is sitting on his throne, checking out the land in front of him. Sulduggery uses his detective skills and slowly sneeks behind him. He then creates balls of flame and shoots them at Sepulchure repedidly, burning him to a crisp.

Elvis Vs. Micheal Jackson

[Mr.Evilmidget]

Elvis encounters the amazingly popular pop star on the street. "He is getting too popular... more popular than me. I must kill him!" Elvis flung ultra-amplified drugs at Micheal Jackson. Micheal reverses and throws it straight into elvis's mouth, causing an overdose. Elvis dies, but Micheal sees it as 'fun' and doses himself, causing CNN to die with "MJ'S DEAD!" crap. The end.


Terra (Kingdom Hearts) Vs. Xehanort (KH)

[rainor]

(You still need to do the Me Vs. Cottontwit)

[Zackie]

Me wins! The other side surrenders.

Jet Li Vs. Jackie Chan

[...I'm not telling you!]

Jet Li runs up to Chan, and jump, raising his legs up high! Chan grabs Li's feet before they smash in to his head, and then throws Jet to the other side of the room! Jet rolls twice on the floor, then jump back on t his feet. He turns around to see Chan running towards him, with a rasied fist! Li's face away from a rock hard fist, He quickly shoots his elbow into Chan's face! Chan yells agressivley, and then punches at Li, who dodges the attack by ducking low, and then darting out his foot, to knock out Chan's feet from under him!

As Chan falls, Li slides away to avoid the falling body. Chan hits the floor, Jet Li Wins! (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXp3bhfbnVo)

Donkey Kong VS Harry Potter

[Shayphis]

The POT head (Harry) would win, he has those fancy spells and such.

Oscar vs. Victory

[...I'm not telling you!]

Victory pulls out a gun from his coat and fires three bullets at Oscar! The bullets instatnly melt against his lava skin though. Oscar flies in from the right, and grabs Victory bythe throat, burning his neck. Oscar tightend his grip-instatnly melting though it, seperating his head from his body.

Towelie VS Mario

[firestorm]

towelie would drown mario with the water he has consumed

oscar v krinkels
(edit) sorry change of fight stifler v god

[...I'm not telling you!]

Krinkels uses leet magic skillz and summons all the things he's animated out from his computer. Socar tres to melt through them, but because they are pixels, nothing happens :O
Oscar tries to fly away, but one of them gices Oscar a seizure by flashing colour like a rainbow! Oscar falls and thrashes around onthe floor, letting Krinkle pour water all over Oscar, turning him into Earth.
Bunnyartist VS Imported for Ireland

[firestorm]

bunnyartist would use the pen of awesomeness which he uses to create wkd drawings and stabs IFI through the heart with it
the fight u have all been waiting for

lloyd verses boomer

[...I'm not telling you!]

Boomer looks at his once good friend harshly in the eyes and sighs, as he pulls out his gun. Lloyd returns the gaze with no griefened sigh. He pulled his sword form out of it's sheath, and clutches the handle with both hands.
'You know Lloyd...it's not MY fault you got left behind!' Boomer yelled. 'It wasn't those soldiers fauly either. It was the gen-'
'In the light of death my eyes have been burned, and scorched from the sufferable ways of humans. They have been re-lit in a flame of true logic and intelligence. The flames show me that you humans don't deserve to live!' Lloyd yelled at Boomer.
'Don't make me do this Lloyd.' Boomer sighed with his eyes closed. Lloys stared at Boomer for a few more seconds...and then moved a foot forward.
Ray saw this form behind Boomer.
'Boomer! Shoot him!' Ray yelled, clutching his arm. Boomer fired at accidentally. His fingers twitched harshly as a reaction form the surprise he got form Ray's sundden shout. The bullets zoomed towards Lloyd. Lloyd thrust his arm upwards-and a barley visible shockwave rippled through the air. The wave caught the bullets and forced them to fall to the floor. Boomer cursed when he saw this and scanned his foe carefully. Lloyd continue walking towards Boomer, not changing his slow and un-nerving pace once. Boomer kept firing bullets at Lloyd, but he continues to shield his self with the shockwaves.

Boomer pulled the trigger of his rifle-but no bullets came forth. Only a clicking sound, which normally would be drowned by the boom of the gun. Boomer cursed, and he searched for some bullets in his pocket. Lloyd was half way across the room, with Boomer being at the end. He looked down at his pockt, thinking this may help his search-and surley enough three seconds later he picked up a case of bullets. He loaded them into his gun, and looked back up. Lloyd was right in fornt of him.
'FUCK!' Boomer yelled! He swung his gun up, bashing the barrel into Lloyd's chin.

Lloyd made no sounds of agony, he just staggered stumbled backwards. Boomer turned and ran towards Ray, who sat beside the recently deceased body of Mullins. Blood loss from multiple wounds.
'Ray!' Boomer yelled, 'Throw me Mullins' gun!' He instructed. Ray turned to the Sarge, and grabbed the gun which the dead body cradeled in its cold arms. Pulling the rifle away from the bodies reach, Ray threw the gun to Boomer, who instantly dropped his to catch the Sergeants. He kept running further towards Ray, loading a few bullets in to the gun.
'Ray! Use my gun!'
'What?' Ray yelled confused.
'Just do it! It's a lot more powerful! Just trust me!'
Ray didn't question Boomer. Boomer was a seasoned soldier who knew what he was doing. Boomer kicked his origional weapon across the floor, where it met Rays foot. Ray leaned over and grabbed the gun. Boomer was now in front of Ray. He unclipped the belt which held the pouch of his origional guns bullets. The pouch dropped to the floor, and Ray grabbed it, proceeding to load the bullets in to the gun. Boomer leaned down and took some Bullets out of the Searge's bullets.

'You ain't dyin' for nothin' Searge.' Boomer said under his breath. He turned to see Lloyd a few feet away from him. He raised his gun, and aimed it at Lloyd. Boomer begun firing his gun repeatedly at Lloyd, bullet after bullet being shot out of the air by Lloyd's shockwave. Boomer side stepped to the left. Lloyd followed him by slowly turning his direction.

Ray begun to realise Boomers Plan. He stood up stealthily, as so not to make any noise. He aimed his gun at Lloyd, waiting for his back to be turned right at him. Now. Ray fired. A bullet shot straight out at a deadly speed-and shot straight in to Lloyd's back, and through his stomach. Lloyd gagged in pain, and lowered his arm-not concentrating on Boomer any more.
'What the fuck?' Ray asked quietly, surprised by what he saw. Boomer kept firing his bullets-which shot right in to Lloyd now, cutitng apart his body. As soon as Boomers gun stopped firing, he threw it on the floor and observed Lloyd. He was coevered with streams of blood which smeared all over his hole-covered body. He rasped and then vomitted blood. Lloy's body begun to fade away, becoming consumed by swirling shadows.

V(for vendetta) VS Khan

[HAWKEYE44]

Vendetta sneeks up behind Kahn. He slowly draws his knives and walks toward Kahn. Kahn turns around and dodges V's swing. V quickly jumps back and throws the knives into Kahn's skull, killing him.

Superman Vs. Thor

[...I'm not telling you!]

Superman flies up to Thor, and punches him in the jaw, making Thor stagger to the left. Thor lifts his right foot, forcing hjis stagger to make him spin on his grounded foot. He lifts his hammer in to the air, gathering momentum, and then on the rebound smashes his hammer into Superman, sengin him flying in to the ground! Thor lifts his hammer up, and tires to slam it down against supermans ribs, but Superman quickly catches the hammer and struggles to keep it away form his face.

Quickly, he turns his head to face Thor's, locks eyes with him, and then fired two piercing hot red beams in to Thor's eyes, blinding him. Thor drops his hammer, as he clutches his face in pain, backstepping but superman quickly rolls out of it's way. Standing up, he grabs the hammer, floats off of the ground, and spins to gather power. After three spins, Superman let's go of the hammer, and smashes it right into Thor's head, breaking his skull apart inside. Pieces of shattere skull scratch and slice into his brain and flesh, shreading it apart.

Artix Kreiger VS Roshack (from watchmen)

[Vracer]

As Artix walks past an apartment building, Roshack drops behind him and attempts to strangle him. Artix grabs Roshack by the arms and throws him over his head. Roshack lands on his feet and sprints at Artix. Artix uses a light spell and sidesteps, but Roshack punches him in the jaw before the spell blinds him. Artix staggers back, and Roshack rubs at his eyes. Artix puts him in a headlock, but Roshack grabs Artix's neck and snaps it.

Batman VS Iron Man

[HAWKEYE44]

Batman stalks Ironman in the night. Batman jumps toward Ironman, only to be blasted by a missile and shot to the ground. Batman fell down into an eerie Gotham alley. Ironman landed in the alley and raised his right arm, deploying a .30 cal. machine gun with flashlight attachment. He waves the gun back and forth, through the alley. He slowly walks forward, deeper into the dark. Shadows race past him, moving each time he looks. He then hears a sound and looks forward. A batarang is then flung into his helmet, knocking it off. Batman then approaches out of the shadows and shows his blades on his forearms. Ironman smerks and begins firing the gun. Batman dodges the shots and charges Ironman, he uses the blades and gashes Tony's face. Then, with his other arm, he cuts off the gun and throws Ironman on the ground. Batman walks toward Ironman's injured body and sets his foot on his throat.

"Do it already," Ironman says

"That's not my style," Batman responds. He then throws a smoke capsule and leaves into the night.


Doc Ock Vs. An Octopus

[Vracer]

It depends. Are they in the water?

[HAWKEYE44]

You choose, that's the whole point of this thread.

[Vracer]

Well, out of water, the regular octopus would be at a disadvantage.

Doc Ock was walking along a dark pier. Suddenly, a tentacle shoots out of the water and pulls Doc Ock in. Bubbles pop out of the murky depths.

Captain America or Wolverine?

[Vracer]

Hey, the way we did the fight, it's like a "Continue the Fight" thing.

[HAWKEYE44]

Captain America pulls out a thomas and begins shooting wolverine, wolverine takes the bullets and unleashes his claws. Cap's clip runs dry, so he throws the gun to the ground. He then pulls out his mightiiest weapon, his adamantium shield. The shield and claws were made of the same material and were equally matched. Sparks flew as the two weapons engaged in combat. Wolverine cut Cap's side and went in for the kill. Captain America sidestepped and knockedWolverine to the ground. He then raises his sheild and brings it down toward the the throat of Wolerine. Wolverine catches the shield and tries to resist, but the strength of the super soldiers appears to be too much and the shield slowly cuts into the throat of Wolverine, finally decapitating him, winner: Captain America

Mr. T Vs. Chuck Norris

[Vracer]

Mr. T charges at Chuck Norris, but Chuck unleashes his 3rd fist from his beard. It strangles Mr. T.

Spongebob VS Patrick

[...I'm not telling you!]

Spongebob Charges at his friend, and launches a punch, but the punch bounces right off of Patricks fat belley and straight in to spongebobs face, knocking him down to the floor. Patricks jumps off of the ground, and on to Spongebob, totally crushing his skeleton, inner organ(s?) and his body.

Avatar Aang VS Deady The Evil Teddy

[Vracer]

Aang goes into the avatar state and rips the bear apart with huge boulders.

Gary the snail VS Krypto the Superdog

[...I'm not telling you!]

Krypto the superdog was just flying around one day, minding his own buisness...but when he was flying over the ocean surface, A sea snail jumped out, and attached itself to Krypto with it's adheisive slime, and pulled him down in to the ocean and sufficating him <:O

Lurtz VS three Tusken Raiders

[firestorm]

there is nothing on google bout they my friend enlighten us please

[...I'm not telling you!]

Sorry i misspelled his name, it's lurtZ. And don't use the web, google IMAGE them

[Tyemdi]

(I have a feeling this thread is going to end up like Varth's)

Before any three of the Tusken Raiders could shoot Lurtz, the Orc pulled out four arrows and fired them, destroying their rifles and killing one.

The two remaining Raiders pulled out their staffs and fought the Orc Leader who, in return fought them with a sword.
Within minutes, three Tusken corpses lay on the ground, sodden with blood. Lurtz himself was gravely injured from the Tusken staffs. As there was no medical dressing station nearby, he collapsed; only this time, his head was intact.

Neo and Agent Smith vs. CoDWW zombies

[Zackie]

Neo and Smith just owns the living shit out of those zombies. Countless of zombies flew in the air.

Smith can multiply himself! WTH! Good game to zombies. Neo does that pole helicopter thingy. More zombies fly. It's endless! Neo and Smith are running out of the energy

Don't worry, Neo can fly. XD



Devilsheep Vs. Toughluck

[Tyemdi]

What on earth could Toughluck do; for he is only an animator. The deranged devil sheep threw itself at him, its eyes bulging with fire with its mouth bubbling endless litres of saliva.

Unfortunately, for the sheep, Toughluck had a trick up his sleeve. With a devious grin he quickly side-stepped to his left; apparently there was a meat grinder behind him.

The rabid sheep was utterly minced: its entrails splattered everywhere, blood flew out like a rapid red waterfall and what used to be wool was now part of a gruesome pink and red mixture left after the grinder finished.

Harry Potter vs. Ron Weasely

[...I'm not telling you!]

(lol Kenn)
Ron raced towards Harry, flicking out his wand at a fast speed yelling 'Sectum Sepra'. But he flicked it out far too quickly, and ended up flicking it out of his hand. The wand then cast the spell, and due to the power of it, the wand shot upwards...and went through Ron's head.
Harry: o_o

Heaman.exe VS Dr. Manhattan

[Tyemdi]

(Haha! Ron's not that clumsy! xD )

Dr. Manhattan merely looked down upon the pathetic human (who was in shock that his enemy was completely naked) and then, pointing his hand forward, Manhattan vaporized him. The porr person was now nothing more than a stain on the ground.

The blue superhero then exiled himself to Mars for some strange reason.

Victory vs. Gordon Ramsay

[DataaX]

Both are fussing. Gordan's swear words are censored, which ticks Vic off. Gordan throws a kitchen knife at Vic, he dodges. Gordan brings out the cast of Hell's Kitchen. Gordan says " Remember, I'm nobody's b***h. Victory getter more and called in DELETIONQUALITY Gordon gets beaten to a pulp by the guy last eliminated.

Helghast vs. Chimera

[Tyemdi]

The two armies of the former-human Helghast and the hideous Chimera clash in a battle, both fighting because a civilian ordered them to.
Unfortunately, the Helghast were soon overwhelmed by the enemy's humongous machines and troopers such as Mechs, Titans, Goliaths and Leviathans.
Eventually, the remainder of the Helghast battalion were forced to detonate a bomb, decimating both them and the Chimera in a planet-destroying explosion, thus leaving the two sides in defeat.

Homer Simpson vs. The Joker

[Ack-Ack]

Homer orders a beer in the bar when all of a sudden the door swings open and out comes The Joker. Homer glaces up and says "Who are you clown face?!" but the Joker then reachs out with his arm and yet Homer says "Oh what now some dumb pepper spray?" but the Joker then reveals his flower squirt thing and sprays Homer with icky kerosene. The Joker chuckles maniacally while pulling out a two meter long match and lights it with a lighter from his pocket. Homer dodges the first swipe from the Joker as he makes his way for a large keg of beer. The Joker swings the match hitting a pipe on the ceiling and causing it to tumble before Homer but it knocks over the keg of beer instead. Homer quinced at a small hole in the keg, it was leaking with bubbles. Homer boldly gets up and shakes the keg wildly almost hitting a fellow drinker. The Joker pulls out an AK-47 out of nowhere and fires two shots at the keg which was blocking Homer. Homer notices the two holes and quickly turns the keg and begins to gulp down some large amounts of beer causing him to release a massive, stinky burp right at point blank range on the Joker who grimaced and echoed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" as he flew onto a wall and came down dead and lifeless. A triumphant Homer looks around as if nothing had happened and slowly drinks a beer bottle in celebration.


300 Spartans vs 300 Mongols

[nrocha20]

The Spartens charge at the Mongols, but the Mongols use their speed (horses) to their advantage and ride away from the Spartens. The Spartens search for the Mongols but to no avail. Slowely the Spartens are taken down by the Mongol Archers. One by one they fall due to the Mongols Guerrilla Tactics.

Osama Bin Laden (And a bout 100 Terrorist Minions) VS. Megatron

[Zackie]

Megatron blasted rockets, lasers and fire at the minions! Minions shoot! Ratatatatata!!!!! They forgot! Megatrons is metal-made. Those NOOBS! They just pwn. Megatron transforms into a bloody cool-like plane. Blast off! Osama thought he won until he saw a big blue flame ball coming right at him! GG!

Cup Vs. Bowl

[Ack-Ack]

The cup tried to jump the bowl by surprise but fails and the bowl flips over trapping and suffocating the cup.

Chuck Norris vs 6000 of Kim Jung III's best NK commandos.

[your worst nightmare]

chuck norris gets shot in the arm by one of jim kungs best nk commandos. the rest began to shot at chuck norris. chuck norris jumps and the bullets all miss, except one... he is shot in the head and dies.

goku vs. hannah montana

[Thunder]

I think it's very obvious that Hanna Montanna is not a real person.

Oh, wait...


Vic and DrunkCat

[Pirate&Beans]

pirate here

drunkcat ate victory

andres (one of ducky's book characters) V.S. stephanie (another one)

[Beecher420]

pirate here

drunkcat ate victory

andres (one of ducky's book characters) V.S. stephanie (another one)

stephanie i think if shes crazy hot hell be distractred and shell kick his ass

oscar vs marcus fenix

[Tyemdi]

The fight was already one-sided, for all Oscar had was a pencil whilst Marcus Fenix had a buzzing Lancer rifle.

With a bloodthirsty war cry, Sergeant Fenix charged at Oscar with his chainsaw blaring. Smoke issued out of the gun in thick puffs.

But what is this? Somehow, Oscar managed to draw a jack-in-the-box out of thin air with his pencil! He quickly activated it, sending a heavy boxer glove smashing into Marcus' face with grimacing effect. The soldier was then flung into the air, smashing into a window, thus, cracking his skull.

And as if things can't be worse for the poor man, his Lancer came down onto him. But since Oscar's a nice man, he made sure the boxer glove catched the weapon of doom.

Onlookers hailed the animator as a hero whilst Marcus was quickly carried away by medics.

Me vs. Gloom and despair.

[Beecher420]

you would get a big vaccum cleaner and suck them both up
boomer vs andy (the stick father)

[nrocha20]

Andy starts his mob speech, but Boomer simply takes out his shotgun and blows Andy's brains all over the floor.

Death (Final Destination) VS. The DQ team

[Pirate&Beans]

stephanie i think if shes crazy hot hell be distractred and shell kick his ass

oscar vs marcus fenix

Stephanie's ten years old.

[Ack-Ack]

Death and the DQ team confront in front of a Nintendo Wii. Before they could do anything Death warps himself and the team into the world of super smash bros brawl and they battle all out on the map: Final Destination. Eventually, one by one all are defeated except for Net. As Death (playing as Marth) charges at Net (playing as Solid Snake) net jumps at the last second onto a rope ladder and snipes Death multiple times throwing Death off the map.

Rambo vs a group of 25 heavily armed vietcongs

[Tyemdi]

It was a hot day in the lush jungle. Nature and everything around it was disturbed by the rowdy fight between a muscle-bounded white man and several Vietnam commandos.

Rambo seemingly managed to defeat all twenty-four of the commandos before realising that one of them is missing.

His last thought was a swear word before his brains were immenently blown out of his skull by a single sniper shot.

Darth Maul vs. a lawyer

[Lucky Joe]

Darth Maul, sitting in his wheel-chair after his latest 'incident' wheels around his room for a few minutes until his door bell rings.

"Hmm... who is it this time?"

He wheels around through the maze of door ways, tables, desks, and walls until gets to the door, he opens it up and looks surprised at what he finds.

"Er... John?"
"Yes...uhh... you've been summoned to court."
"Wait, what?!"
"Yes, a man by the name of 'Ben' has filed a law-suite against you for 5 million dollars, he's got a pretty good lawyer, too."
"...What time do I have to go in?"
"In....60 minutes."
"AND YOU ARE JUST NOW TELLING ME THIS?!"
"Yeah.... didn't you get the mail saying you had to appear in court?"
"NO! I SPENT THE LAST 4 YEARS IN A DARK HOLE ON NABOO, HOW WOULD I GET MY MAIL?!"
"Well, get a tux, and get in your car, you drive."
"..."
"Oh, hehe... I'll drive."

*40 minutes later in court*

The judge sat behind his podium, gavel on the right side, pappers on the left. He looked at the Darth Maul, sitting in a wheel-chair without half of his body. He then turned his head and looked at the plaintif, a robed, hooded man who goes by the name 'Ben', and his lawyer.

"Everyone in the court, Honorable Judge Asdf now presiding the case of Ben vs. Maul."

The judge looked at Darth Maul, then looked at the hooded man.

"...Uh, Ben, why have you brought us all here today?"

The hooded man looked up and responded...

"I want this man brought to justice, he stabbed one of my fellow Jedi awhile a go, and then cut himself in half. I believe he was intoxicated, Sir."

Darth Maul was surprised, he knew who the man was.

"Objection, your honor."

The judge looked over at Maul.

"Over-ruled."
"But, your..." The judge interupted.
"Over-ruled."
"Come on!"
"Shut up!"

Maul quited down.

"Continue, Ben."

"...Er, that's it. He killed my friend and then cut himself in half."
"...Oh, and you want 5 million dollars for that?"
"I want money for my pain and suffering."

Maul snapped.

"Your honor! I know this man! He cut me in half when I killed Qui..." He stopped himself.

The judge raised his eyebrow and looked and Maul,
"Did you just confess"
Maul knew he screwed up, he immediatly tried to bounce back from his accidently confession.
"..no, no, no, Your Honor. What I ment to say was..."
The Judge interupted again, "How do we know this man cut you in half, you probably did it yourself out of pure drunkeness."
"Your Honor! How do I..."
"Overuled, The court is in favor for the plaintif, and I sentance Darth Maul to an insane assylum for the rest of his life."
Maul was pissed, "Your Honor! Why did you end this trial so quickly?! Couldn't we have..."

He was interupted again, "Because, Darth Maul! The writter of this post is too lazy to actually go into detail about this! I'm surprised he hasn't smashed me with a gigantic pencil eraser right now, or atleast destroyed the world with millions of clones of Bruce Lee! Don't get me started on what my wife is..."

Maul went out without a fight, and lived the rest of his life in an insane assylum.

A squad of IRA soldiers

VS.

A squad of Tailiban soldiers

[Tyemdi]

The two squads started off bombing each other with launched grenades. Eventually, only the captains of the two teams were left standing and were now left threatening each other with atomic bomb detonators.

A man saw this and decided to sort the situation out. He was no less than President Barack Obama. With quick persuasion, both captains were then seen eating dinner with Mr. Obama at a five-star restaurant.

Adolf Hitler vs. Jigsaw

[nrocha20]

Adolf blinked twice, he failed to comit suicide and decided to make a run for the Berlin City limit. But something caught him from behind and he blacked out. Adolf looked around and started screaming in terror. He was inside a long metal hallway, tied down to a wooden chair that was screwed to the ground. His right arm, though, was free. But the fingered were tied down by a wire, and the end of the wire was sticking bear his neck, inside him. Suddenly a TV attatched to the top of the hallway turned on. A puppet appeared onscrean and started talking.

"Hello Adolf, I want to play a game." It said in a dark and sinister voice, Adolf looked at the box in horror. "The past few years have been quite eventful. Resulting in over 10 Million deaths. You are sitting in a moving chair. When this tape is finished, the chair will begin to move toward the large rolling cylinders that will grind your bones into dust." Adolf looked down at the Titanium Cylinders at the end of the hall, and started screaming and begging for help. Adolf piped down when the puppet began telling him he had a chance to save himself. "If you pull your right hand into the salute that has motivated many soldiers to kill, you will tear out your vocal cords, neglecting you to ever make an order to the German people, ever again. If you do this, the chair will stop, and call the nearest ambulence, saving your life." Tears began rolling down Adolfs eyes. "Live or die, Adolf. Make your choice."

The tape finished, and suddenly Adolf began hearing mashines roar. The chair began moving closer to the spinning Cylinders. Adolf began screaming and crying, trying desperatly to get out of the chair without tearing out his vocal cords. After about 20 seconds of crying and struggling, Adolf wimpered and began saluting, everytime he yelled it just caused more pain and made it harder to salute. Just as Adolf began tearing his vocal cords from his body. His arm got stuck in the cylinders. Unable to scream, Adolf began twisting and turning and srtuggling. Until his legs got caught in the contraption aswell. He continued struggling until he and the chair was completely engulfed into the spinning metal. All the blood and surviving body parts spitting into a furnace on the otherside.

A body was never found.

Any type of Gundam (or however its spelled) VS the Lancelot Knightmare Frame (Code Geass)