Helarious answering machine messages

[Timothy X]

these are helarios, i'm putting

one on my machine right

now.

http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/answermach.html

[Blackout]

The first is funny, but it got boring reading after the 1st cus they just

basicly change the object with another object from a kitchen.

Oh

nvm... after 3 they change :P

Still do I have to read all these?

[Timothy X]

the ones at the

bottom are the best

[Jaded]

haha those are

pretty funny, il be sure to try 1

[rezuth]

reminds me of a seinfeld

episode in which george gets a hilarious phone answering message xD

[VipER X]

hehe, these are

cool.