Destroy The Wish

[Shayphis]

Its simple, someone post something they wish for:
(ex:I wish I could fly)
Then the next person grants that wish and destroys your hopes and dreams with that wish:
(ex response post: Granted, but you are sucked into a jet turbine while flying in the sky)

:biggrin5:

I'll go first:
I wish that I could breathe underwater.

[demonickilla]

Granted, But you are devored by a shark.

I wish I was invisable.

[Thunder]

No problem. Did I mention you lose the power of speech as well?

I wish I could actually draw something comic-worthy.

[Shayphis]

Granted, but your work is stolen by someone else and he claims you took it from him so much that you try to kill him and your thrown in prison for life

I wish that there was no more school

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted, but your work is stolen by someone else and he claims you took it from him so much that you try to kill him and your thrown in prison for life

I wish that there was no more school

Granted, but you have to stay in shcool for ever

I wish I could breathe fire

[Shayphis]

Granted, but you completely burn the inside of your throat and die

I wish that I didn't have to pay for things

[pvt tony]

granted but this is steeling and you will be catched by cops.

i wish that Canadian soldiers stop to fight in Afghanistan, it's so useless.

[Shayphis]

Granted. they've stopped because they decided to launch a full scale attack on the U.S.!!

i wish i was rich, not because i stole the money

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted. they've stopped because they decided to launch a full scale attack on the U.S.!!

i wish i was rich, not because i stole the money

Granted, but you found it on the street, and it turned out it belonged to the president and the F.B.I Does you in for it.

I wish I could tell the funniest joke in the world

[Silence]

I wish I could tell the funniest joke in the world
Granted, but you die of suffocation laughing.

I wish that I had another wish.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted, but you die of suffocation laughing.

I wish that I had another wish.

Granted, but you use it on something stupid

I wish I had a third arm

[Silence]

I wish I had a third arm

Granted, but it's actually a malignant brain tumor.

I wish for a god, that described in the Christian bible, to exist.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted, but it's actually a malignant brain tumor.

I wish for a god, that described in the Christian bible, to exist.

Granted, But he smites you for not believing in him in the first place

I wish that you were allowed to swear on MMO's.

[demonickilla]

Granted, but you can already do that on some so you wasted a wish.

I wish I could jump so high i could touch the clouds

[pvt tony]

Granted but will shurely hurt a plane, you will be jammed in the reactor and you will die.

i wish i can have a PS3

[shadow_strike]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish the war in Iraq to end.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish the war in Iraq to end.

Granted, but it only ends because both conuntries a gree on a neutral hate for you and kil you

I wish my friends respected me more :cryin:

[Marrden]

Granted, but they start stalking you and taking pictures of you in the shower.

I wish I could control reality.

[codbarley]

granted, but reality can also control you.

I wish I could end world hunger in my spare time =D

[shadow_strike]

Granted, but you wouldn't be aloud to eat.

I wish my friends stop playing with the curls in my hair.

[codbarley]

granted but they burned them off instead. =D

I wish LOLcats never existed.

[shadow_strike]

Granted, but your computer would be destroyed.

I wish Twitter wasn't on the news all the time.

[Andrehydra]

It wont be but now Terrorism is always on the news!!!
> : D

YEY REVERSED TIME:

I wish I can reverse time.

(now, make some editing!)

[BanHammor]

(Post the wish, please)

[Shayphis]

I wish that I could visit DQ at all times

[BanHammor]

Great, but your brain is turned into a server of it.
I wish I could run every Win-game on WINE

[Shayphis]

Granted, and guess what, I'll do nothing. You get your wish and are able to do that for the rest of your life until you go insane realizing that you can't run it the other way around and kill yourself.:sosp:

I wish that I would win a pet monkey

[GolyBlood]

Yes, but it kills you.

I wish that world would melt.

[Thunder]

I'd grant that, only it's ridiculous and no-one would EVER wish for it.

I wish every single last new member had sense in their heads.

[...I'm not telling you!]

I'd grant that, only it's ridiculous and no-one would EVER wish for it.

I wish every single last new member had sense in their heads.

Granted, but its too a point in which it is larger then yours, and makes you feel dumb to the point where you feel mentally challenge and leave

I wish that there would be world peace (not really but I'm out of ideas)

[ShadowDancer]

Granted, but then aliens come and destroy the world.

I wish I had a tail.

[Shayphis]

Granted, but who's to say its gonna come from your bottom..?

I wish that I wasn't sick anymore *coughs*

[ShadowDancer]

Granted, but then your illness spreads throughout the world and kills everyone except you.

I wish the world was a pie.

[Shayphis]

Granted, the world is a pie because you are turned into a germ that lives on a normal pie in the kitchen, which is later eaten.

I wish I was a superhero~!

[ShadowDancer]

Granted, you are now the hero of Bugville, until someone sprays
pesticides on you and you die.

I wish I was a tornado.

[Shayphis]

Wish?

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted, but fade out in a day.

I wish I could understand Pirotexnik >.< ?(don't get me rong his alright but i can't understand him half of the time)

[ShadowDancer]

Granted, but you can't understand anyone else. Not even yourself.

I wish I was a flower.

[demonickilla]

Granted, but I eat you

I wish I was invincible.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted, but I eat you

I wish I was invincible.

Granted but you get bored of not getting challenges any more.

I wish I had a totally LOYAL pet dragon that wouldn't eat me

[ShadowDancer]

Granted, but then your cat eats you.

I wish I had claws.

[Marrden]

........

I wish people would come up with semi-intelligent wishes.

[codbarley]

granted but you will make the dumbest wishes.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

[Marrden]

Granted, but you find out she is a transexual guy who is cheating on you with another guy.

I wish I could afford an Xbox.

[codbarley]

(aww that sucks......)

Granted but your siblings spent the money on a playstation.

[Marrden]

What, are you too scared to make a wish? Whatever.

I wish the Entertainment Zone added to the post count.

[Thunder]

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

(WHAHAHAHAHA sorry.)

Granted, but what's the point Mars? Post count doesn't make you smart.

I wish that I didn't have an irish exam first thing tomorrow morning, followed By Geography, then followed later by Maths. Killing me is also a reasonable substitute.

[codbarley]

(WHAHAHAHAHA sorry.)



(Hey! it's not my fault I have high standards for women. It's also not my fault that all the women around here have such low standards for themselves......)

[EB-G]

Granted, but then your cat eats you.

I wish I had claws.

Granted, but you'll be cutting yourself when you get an itch.

I wish I can reset at anytime like "Ctrl + Z" to avoid mistakes or death.

[Mastersarge 300]

Granted. But you would reset your life forever.

I wish we could contact aliens.

[shadow_strike]

Granted, but they will destroy us for being racist against them and trying to get their technology.

I wish I still wasn't sick. Its been over two months...

[XdbX]

Wish granted... but you have to sleep with me and i have HIV.

I wish i did not have good luck. (yes thats EMO remark)

[Andrehydra]

Granted, but it good luck came back 2 minutes later.

I wish I can repeat time, travel through time, stop time, speed it up and any other shit related to the time-space continuum.

[TheOnlyHorse]

Granted, but you'll turn out like BBQ when you travel with the speed of light.

I wish my graphics card didn't sound like a cellphone microwave.

[Andrehydra]

Granter, but you lose the graphics card.

I wish we could have 2 accounts with one email.

[Silitor]

Granted, but it's actually a hoax to screw you up later for making two accounts with a single E-mail. So, wish granted, but temporarily.

Damn. Genies are tricky bastards.

I wish that i could have more money, and by money i mean green pieces of paper that have value in the economical market, and not just any random amount of money. But a million dollars. Yes a randomised number of green pieces of paper that will equate to 1000000000SGD in the economical market, and no, they are fireproof, waterproof, and they are kept in a safe that no man can penetrate. And that safe is overwatched by me and the fbi, whom i have triggers to kill them if they try to steal. This money is immune to the touch of extraterrestrial beings.

[XdbX]

You did not eat or drink anything for a month and that happens to be bad for your heath... ya um your dead.


I wish we had the old game like this back (Same thing different name.)

[Shayphis]

Granted, but it'll be the only thing on this site O_O

I wish there were no more tax dollars

[XdbX]

IRS want the money that you can't pay for so they out you in jail and because ever one else can't pay they are planning on killing you to make a point to the people.

I wish victory was a noob (And no saything he miss uses his power does not work because any one can come up with that)

[BanHammor]

Granted, but then DQ would be empty without such an awesome asshole.
I wish Microsoft came to hell.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted, but then DQ would be empty without such an awesome asshole.
I wish Microsoft came to hell.

Granted but so does every other form of computer programme. I wish the albums were back :cryin:

[XdbX]

They come back but you have to pay with your soul to use them... and you would have to pay me and you don't want to know what i would do.

I wish Ban hammor did not see my wish.

[BanHammor]

Granted but so does every other form of computer programme. I wish the albums were back :cryin:

(I thought that
1) Microsoft is a company, not program.
2) The albums, as the whole DQ, are based on Apache technology, which is based on Linux. And it just doesn't affiliate with Microsoft)

[XdbX]

(I thought that
1) Microsoft is a company, not program.
2) The albums, as the whole DQ, are based on Apache technology, which is based on Linux. And it just doesn't affiliate with Microsoft)
Sorry ban but because you did not say a wish i have to post this and he forgot the R or R'S
Any because of the no wish you post i must and have to post this... THE BANHAM
(It must pain you to see it following you.)
http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp358/chessisfun/ham_Full-1.jpg

I wish i could eat banham

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted, but an Admin bans you for pornographical talk (xD)

I wish that the Simpsons was funny again

[Shayphis]

Granted, and you know what, I'll let it slide this time:P

I wish for some pie again.

[XdbX]

I locked it up so no one can steal from you. To get the key thogh you have to kill your self (I so hate you for posting before me.


I wish ban ham was not porn.

[...I'm not telling you!]

I locked it up so no one can steal from you. To get the key thogh you have to kill your self (I so hate you for posting before me.


I wish ban ham was not porn.

Granted but it is a crime

I wish that...no I can't say it He'll hill me!

Shayphis: Go on say it

INTY:...fine...I wish that Guyver was good

[XdbX]

Granted but it is a crime

I wish that...no I can't say it He'll hill me!

Shayphis: Go on say it

INTY:...fine...I wish that Guyver was good
Guyver 2 is good. But guyver 1 and 3 are evil.... HAHAHHAHAHAHHA AHHAHAA and i have guyver 1 :) MEGA SMASHER TIME.

I wish they had to call in a nuke to kill me. (HOPE I DIE HOPE I DIE HOPE I DIE.)

[...I'm not telling you!]

Wait...Theres three Guyvers?...any even ONE of them are good? Huh.
I thought ONE Guyver was evil (thank god he misunderstood what shayphis wanted me to say)

[BanHammor]

I wish I had a million wishes!

[XdbX]

grated but ever time you wish for something you get but it turns out bad. Like if you wish for ham you get banham that make me puke.

I wish I could fly... *wait i can fly because i have guyver unit one.
um never mind. I wish i could make your guys brains rot by making you watch the first guyver movie (Any one who has seen this movie will say how the fuck is my brain still alive because acting was 0 of 10 sfx was 0 10 and ever thing was 0 10 NO JOKE)

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but I'm a n00b granter and mess them all up.
I wish I had a better idea for a wish

[XdbX]

Your wish for me to kill you is granted.

Wish i for zombies to attack and to take over the world then die after ever human being is dead or zombie

[Thunder]

Granted, but I'm about to whip off these sunglasses and turn into Frank West, PhD in Zombie-choppery. I've covered Wars you know.

I wish that We got our project off the ground.

[TorqueArcher]

Granted but it fails as soon as it starts.
I wish I had wings.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but their chicken wings. Fired.

I wish I liked chikcn

[XdbX]

grated you like them because you are one.

I wish i knew why ever one started copying me and saying grated?

[Shayphis]

Granted with the fact that you forget EVERYTHING else about your life O_O

i wish i had bigger shoes

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but you get made fun of for it

I wish that They'd just nuke Mexico, and kill all the people with Swine flu so the problem would end there.

[Shayphis]

granted, but one the rest of the world dies from the flu

I wish i had a fish!

[ShadowDancer]

Your fish dies.

I wish I had a pie.

[Shayphis]

granted, and you join the world of those who have already made that wish!

I wish for more food

[ShadowDancer]

Granted, but then you overeat and your stomach explodes.

I wish pillows were alive.

[Shayphis]

granted, but it eats your head (saw that one coming:P)

I wish for someone to tell me the meaning of life

[ShadowDancer]

Granted, but then you have amnesia and forget everything he told you. (you know me so well)

I wish fire was edible.

[Shayphis]

Granted, but whose to say it still won't burn your insides?

I wish for some beef O_O

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted, but whose to say it still won't burn your insides?

I wish for some beef O_O

Granted but you get food poisening and die.

I wish people would come up with better wishes

[Shayphis]

granted, there better because the ones you post are worse:P

I wish that everything was free.....'cept milk:mad3:

[Thunder]

I'm not granting that, milk is awesome.

I wish Valve killed off the Spy. Messily.

[Shayphis]

Granted, only to be killed by another spy.

I wish that that didn't just happen....

[Thunder]

Granted. All Spies are replaced by a new class called 'The Politician'. This class is rare, and only becomes available after a certain member of the team has shown exceptional aptitude with any class. The Player earns him/herself an Armani suit, a Rolex watch, and a big red button.

Guess what the big red (did I mention shiny?) button does.

I wish I could have Harry Gregson-Williams and Steve Jablonsky write music for my Flash Anims.

[Shayphis]

Granted, but its turns out so good that they end up stealing all your work O_O

I wish that I could know the secret to Oscar's success

[Thunder]

Granted. Faith, Trust and Pixie Dust. Have fun.

I wish people were as smart as me when destroying these wishes.

(Yes, that IS a challenge)

[Shayphis]

Granted, they all are as smart as you being as the fact you have become as dumb as the rest of the wish destroyers O_O

I wish that I was an ant

[Thunder]

LOL GRANTD BUT TEHY LIEK STIP ON U!

I WISH 4 A PUUPEH CUZ PUPPEHS ARE CUL!

(Am I doing it right?)

I wish for the previous again, and this time I mean it.

[Shayphis]

Which previous? The current or the one before?

[shadow_strike]

Granted but it's stuffed puppy.

I wish my writers block was gone.

[nrocha20]

Granted, but yor writing sucks and your torn apart by an angry mob that actually hated your work that much.

I wish my great grandpa didnt die....

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted, but yor writing sucks and your torn apart by an angry mob that actually hated your work that much.

I wish my great grandpa didnt die....

Granted but-...I'm not touching that with a sixty foot pole.

[Shayphis]

lol, wish?

[nrocha20]

Granted but....wait what?

I wish INTY put a wish

[Ack-Ack]

Granted but then he gets banned.



I wish that I could nuke http://www.klangart.ch/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bin_laden_1.jpg!:hand:

[shadow_strike]

Granted but you die in a painful and long manner.

I wish I didn't eat so much pocky.

[XdbX]

You eat to much pokey now.

Wish that we had a pure world.

[nrocha20]

Granted, but everyon gets so fucking bored they kill themselves.

I wish I had art skills....

[GolyBlood]

Granted, but that's your only skill you will ever able to do.

I wish that it would rain.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but you drown.

I wish that it was summer

[BanHammor]

Great, but summer will come only after winter, and winter will be soon... Nuclear one.
I wish I was working on my beloved work - sysadmin one.

[XdbX]

Granted but your forces to do.

I wish i had a smoke and died

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but....wait i don't want to grant that xD!

[XdbX]

because you did not grant it or make a wish you now die. *THUMP* that would be your body hitting the floor.

I WISH FOR GUYVER!!!!!

[rainor]

granted but malufunction ocurs in proces
i wish for cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XdbX]

The guyver a bio weapon... so that can't happen. At least not the way you say it does.

Granted. And it's a big cake. Oh sorry in fact it was a big round box that has frosting around. Then a naked lady pop out. Then your mom kicks you out of the house for being a perv. The you ask where your cake is and she says what cake?

I wish for big brother to be watching (It basically where the gorverment see ever thing. Video tapes ever one. )

[Thunder]

They are...didn't you know?

I wish people thought up ingenious ways of not granting the wishes.

[Kyle]

But then there would be no wish to destroy.

I wish I had a DIR-655 router for my Xbox360 Elite.

[nrocha20]

But then there would be no wish to destroy.

I wish I had a DIR-655 router for my Xbox360 Elite.

Granted, but it breaks due to over use as a dildo.

I wish I had a tail...

[XdbX]

Granted. But it's a scropen tail and you sting your self in the back with it so you die.

I wish ever one on this would die. And i don't care if i die to. or the world.
Or any one else.

[rainor]

granted but wait that alredy happend (see vampire civil war) and i'm selling oxigen want some?
i wish i had a wish

[XdbX]

Granted. You wish you had a wish now. :)

I wish the guy above me was not a idiot. the Civil war has not been finished and you still got human alive.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted bu he becomes smarter then you

I wish school didn't exist.

[Thunder]

And that would help you, how?

I wish DQ wasn't broken.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but...(I actually preffered the site before the maintenance as well so I'll let it slide.

I wish that Scrubs wasn't on its LAST season :cryin: (he wishes while watching Scrubs)

[Thunder]

Well boo hoo for you. I don't grant wishes for whiners.

I wish that THIS (http://i44.tinypic.com/2qmq9kw.jpg) was famous.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but its famous because no one likes it.

I wish that the NSPCC would stop doing there adverts as they both guilt and depress me :prrr:

[Thunder]

I'm not granting that, have you seen their ratings?

I wish THIS was funny.

[...I'm not telling you!]

...i can't grant it cos...it can't be done it just...isn't funny what so ever it's just...

[Shayphis]

lol, wish?

[XdbX]

Since you did not put down a wish i will make one up for you.
YOU FUCKING DIED AND EVER ONE SPAT YOUR GRAVE!!!!

I wish TR would stop with this trying to grant the wish thing because ever time he does he missing out on the point of the game and most of stuff he comes up with is not logically at all.

[nrocha20]

Granted, but then he becomes bored and he shoves 9 foot poles up our asses.

I wish DQ had SPAMZ back...

[XdbX]

Granted. One week later rez net oscar and quit being DQ admin because of the stress.

[riku1gundam]

wish?

[XdbX]

Ice cream..

I wish for Ice cream.

[Silitor]

Granted, but it has worms in it. Big fat gigantic carrion meal worms.

I wish... I wish that ________ was real.

[Thunder]

I wish TR would stop with this trying to grant the wish thing because ever time he does he missing out on the point of the game and most of stuff he comes up with is not logically at all.

(Excuse me, all my non-grantings are perfectly reasonable and are sponsored by powergel)

@Silitor: Granted. On your on fricken' head be it.

[...I'm not telling you!]

I wish that I didn't have writers block >.<

[Thunder]

Granted, but the only thing unblocked is the part of your brain that wants to write about the social life of a peanut.

I wish that Net would hurry up with the fricken' header.

[rainor]

granted but failure
i wish i had 100 euro

[BanHammor]

Granted, but the euro suddenly falls and you can buy an icecream for it!
I wish I could buy TF2.

[pvt tony]

Granted but it won't work.

i wish i could have a girlfriend.

[Shayphis]

Granted, but who said the relationship would last...for more than a few seconds....

I wish for some new shoes, mine are getting old

[Sick0jongen]

Granted, but those new shoes will be old ones

I wish i could have a potatoe

[Wolf Lover]

Granted, but it gives you food poisoning.

I wish mom would allow me to keep and train a wolf cub.

[Shayphis]

Granted, but it grows up and eats your family O_O

I wish for buttered toast

[ShadowDancer]

Granted, but a bunny comes and steals it.

I wish my English teacher would actually teach us something instead of talking about her personal life.

[Shayphis]

Granted, but she teaches you about the fact that's she the teacher who teaches teaching in the way the teachers have tought to teach those who are teachable to the teaching ways of teaching passed on by those teaching the teaching ways to the teacher's teaching methods of old and new, so now teachers teaching the teaching way of teaching can teach the teachable to teach those that will teach soon after.

Now you have no head.:thumbsup:

I wish for a better word for pain.

[shadow_strike]

Granted but it would become the new curse word.

I wish my science textbook that I get in class didn't have perverted stuff written or drawn in.

[Shayphis]

Granted, now it has wishes about people wanting to write and draw perverted stuff on it.

I wish that French fires were now Spanish fires

[shadow_strike]

Granted but they taste like bad eggs.

I wish my dog was still alive.

[Shayphis]

Granted, you find your dog un-dead because you are turned into a dog, die, and are sent to doggie heaven, where your poochie is (so neither of you are technically alive O_O)

I wish for a golden egg.

[shadow_strike]

Granted but your a bad egg and sending you down to the fernce.

I wish my bro wasn't a prick.

[Shayphis]

Granted, but now the rest of your family have taken up that title instead O_O

I wish for some cake

[nrocha20]

Granted, but the cake is a lie, so you really didnt get any.

I wish I was at home so I could run across the park naked.

[Shayphis]

Granted, but the feds catch you

I wish for some soup

[nrocha20]

Granted, but you drop it (can you see where this is going?)

I wish the feds didnt catch me...

[XdbX]

Your penis got cut off by a old lady

Wish for some soup that burns my hand.

[Shayphis]

granted, and your wish needs no change O-o

I wish for a new thread on tacos

[nrocha20]

Granted, but you get permabanned for it.

I wish I could heal the cuts on my arm.

[shadow_strike]

Granted but you start cutting yourself.

I wish I was at home.

[nrocha20]

Granted, but now your gettig raped on MSN

I wish I wasnt crazy...

[pvt tony]

granted, but you will be retared

i wish i could have men of war, a new WW2 pc game.

[ShadowDancer]

Granted, but you can't play it.

I wish I wasn't so forgetful.

[Wolf Lover]

Granted, but you can only remember horroble memories.

I wish my Iris plant didnt die yesturday.

[ShadowDancer]

Granted, but it dies tomorrow.

I wish I didn't drop my camera in the lake.

[Wolf Lover]

Granted, but you drop it in the bath tub.

I wish this thread was a little nicer.

[Shayphis]

Granted, this thread is nicer because the rest of the threads become meaner

I wish that I didn't have to work so often

[shadow_strike]

Granted, but you never get a job again.

I wish it wasn't so humid down here.

[Shayphis]

Granted, it becomes +100 degrees instead!

I wish for an aardvark )_)

[shadow_strike]

(Ok then...)Granted, but it eats you!

I wish I knew how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

[Shayphis]

two

I wish that rats and mice were just bears for once

[shadow_strike]

Granted, but they claw your eyes out.

I wish my hair wasn't orange in my yearbook picture.

[XdbX]

But then you would not have your kick ass soul reaper powers.

I wish i was ichego ;(

[Shayphis]

Granted, and you die, sweet and simple O_O (I don't even know...)

I wish I wish for a wish

[XdbX]

You are your wishes go to hell.

I wish you and i went to hell. maybe it's because were gay :ihih:

[Shayphis]

not granting that for the sake of my straightlessness

I wish you ate a pigeon

[nrocha20]

not granting that for the sake of my straightlessness

I wish you ate a pigeon

Granted, but he dies of some sort of toxins in the penguin

I wish I was a zombie (not Castle zombie, classic zombie)

[Graven]

Granted, but you turn out as a vegetarian.

I wish I was a fish.

[nrocha20]

Granted, but its a hammerhead and it eats you for nurishment

I wish I had big feet

[Varthonai]

Granted. You have big feet.


I wish I had a big glass of the world's most delicious cranberry juice that would never run out and would never spoil and would never get too warm or too cold and that would not cause physical or psychological or emotional harm to me or anyone or anything that I like directly or indirectly in any way.

[shadow_strike]

Hmm...Granted, but everything becomes normal. Normal. No excitement, no craziness, and no violence; a perfect world. Then, people that you don't know would go insane and they would lock you in a house with all the supplies you'll ever need for the rest of your life. People could visit you but only for a certin amount of time but you'll never be allowed to leave that one house unless to get mail and one hour and half of sunlight. All because of that cranberry juice. You'll never be harmed and noone else is harmed, you just can't leave the house.

I wish I wasn't so tired right now.

[Varthonai]

(The cranberry juice destroyed wish actually still sounded pretty nice... :/)

Granted, but you become hyper-stimulated, as if you were on a dangerous cocaine high. In your hyper-stimulation you become obsessed with the patterns in the asphalt of a nearby road, where you get run over by a giant roadrunner and a monstrous coyote.


I wish that there weren't so many excess game threads in the Entertainment Zone. (Interestingly, I don't actually need to wish for this to make it happen, heh.)

[shadow_strike]

(Funny thing is, that would probably happen.)

Granted, but we get a wave of noob's who don't know a thing and spam in every thread, causing the site to crash until Net and Oscar can fix it, and who knows how long that would take.

I wish I had a cookie.

[GolyBlood]

Granted, but it's a bad one D:

I wish I would know how to play guitar...

[shadow_strike]

Granted and you become famous. But you become so famous, you gain fangirls. One night when you're asleep, THEY ATTACK! And you die. And all your money goes to a person you hate or greatly dislike.

I wish to go to the mall and not get weird looks because of my friends.

[GolyBlood]

Granted, mall is closed though.

I wish that computers would really be PERSONAL.

[shadow_strike]

Granted but the internet no longer works.

I wish I wasn't in the hospital for a week and half.(Worst time ever.)

[GolyBlood]

Granted, you are going to be in hospital for week and a half.

I wish that I would trip on strawberry.

[nrocha20]

Granted, but you fall inside the sparten pit of death.

I wish school was over already.

[Thunder]

Granted...you warp forward in time to August 30th. Enjoy the last day of the holidays!

I wish that bee was dead. He's flying around my head and he keeps getting back up even when I whacked him with the newspaper.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Grantd but hes replaced by two bees.

I wish I had a dollar every time i heard some one make a bad wish in this thread

[nrocha20]

Grantd but hes replaced by two bees.

I wish I had a dollar every time i heard some one make a bad wish in this thread

Granted, but since you wished for a dollar every time someone makes a bad wish, you lose a dollar everytime someone makes a good wish. Which meens now you have -109 dollars.

I wish Thunder had rabbies.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but he kills you

I wish I had rabbies

[nrocha20]

Granted but he kills you

I wish I had rabbies

Granted, but you get shot

I wish that woman didn't drown her 5 kids...

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but...actually I'll let that one slide

I wish George Bush was never born

[Mastersarge 300]

Granted. But then we'd never get revenge against Al Quidics and we be all dead no thanks to the wish. :P

I wish Pluto would be a planet.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but Earth stops being one

I wish I wasn't scared of...wasps >.<

[rainor]

granted but now you're affraid of air
i wish i don't get killed by pyros while i'm a spy

[Thunder]

I wish Thunder had rabbies.

(It's RABIES, dumbass. And do you seriously think that ANY germ is stupid enough to come after me?)

@Rainor: No way I'm granting that, Spies suck big throbbing donkey cock.

I wish that Wadling would stop being busy for once in his bloody life.

[shadow_strike]

Granted, but you're always busy.

I wish I wasn't in Plano in a hotel room right now.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Thunder: Granted but its for one second.

Shadow: Granted but your now in Somalia

I wish that Tunder wouldn't use terms like donley cock -_-

[Thunder]

I'm not granting that because the utter retardation of other members fully deserves it.

I'm not even going to wish for it.

[nrocha20]

(It's RABIES, dumbass. And do you seriously think that ANY germ is stupid enough to come after me?)

(I never claimed to be a dictionary, and what are you going to do to a germ? Keep calling it names until it feels self concious?)

Granted, but then you wish you were dead.

I wish Thunder would get jumped today...

[rainor]

No way I'm granting that, Spies suck

i got 3 backstabs in one life and 1 sentry in the same life AND there were 3 pyros after me

[shadow_strike]

Granted but you get jumped too and end up in the hospitle.

I wish I didn't have the urge to jump on the bed.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but you get the urge to jump out the window

I wish my finger stopped hurting sis my sister fractured it >.<

[Andrehydra]

Granted but instead your finger got poisoned.

I wish that currency will be abolished, and trading and bartering would be back.

[rainor]

granted but you win 10 mil dolars and now you can't use them

i wish

[nrocha20]

granted but you win 10 mil dolars and now you can't use them

i wish

[Unable to grant due to lack of description]

I wish I had a Monster right now (the energy drink, not creature)

[GolyBlood]

Granted, but it's not in a can.

I wish that there would be Nuka-Cola.

[Thunder]

i got 3 backstabs in one life and 1 sentry in the same life AND there were 3 pyros after me

(Whoopie-doo for you then)

Now what would you do with Nuka-Cola? Honestly...

[Wish space reserved]

[nrocha20]

(Whoopie-doo for you then)

Now what would you do with Nuka-Cola? Honestly...

[Wish space reserved]

Seriously Thunder, your just spamming, its a game. Dont take it so seriously.

I wish Thunder would leave.

[XdbX]

Granted i think. But i have to destroy your wish so i will make one spam post. LAALALLALALALALALALALALALALAL Done now TR can leave.

I wish i was cool.

[BanHammor]

Granted, but "cool" means "less than 10 degrees celsium" , and you can never get to that state being alive.

I wish that I xould eat a piece of normal pork.

[Coollady]

Granted, but you catch Swine Flu from it.

I wish my exams were over.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but you get hit by a bus on your way out form school
I wish i didn't have to revise for my exams

[nrocha20]

Granted, but since ty spotted some errors in the tests you have to retake them.

I wish my ass didnt have a not in it.

[XdbX]

Banhammor could you not think of anything better to say. I mean i knew some one was going to say that.

granted. Now you brain has one... And thats bad.

I wish TR will be nice and stay out of this thread.

[nrocha20]

Granted

I wish my brain didnt have a knot in it.

[Coollady]

Granted, but you need brain surgery.

I wish I had a pet rabbit.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but it eats you o_o

I wish exams didn't exist >.<

[nrocha20]

Granted, but now your an idiot and lose your ability to make DQ members (noooooooo!)

I wish my face didnt hurt when that hot girl slapped me because I grabbed her ass.

[HAWKEYE44]

Granted, but she won't slap you instead she will gouge you eyes out with a spoon.

I wish I could travel in time.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted but your eaten by a dinosaur
I wish i could think of a wish

[nrocha20]

Granted, but you used up your wish by wishing for the wish you couldnt think of wishing for but wanted to wish for it.

I wish my brain was able to think more complicatedly.

[codbarley]

granted, but your paralized from the neck down.

I wish for something terrible to happen to me.

[...I'm not telling you!]

Granted

[nrocha20]

granted, but your paralized from the neck down.

I wish for something terrible to happen to me.

Granted, you become my friend *manacle laughter*

I wish for POPCORN!!

[pvt tony]

granted, but it will taste like hell.

i wish i could have a nice sig :(.

[live2wrestle]

Granted but everyone gets better sigs.
I also wish for a nice sig. (or any sig for that matter)

[rainor]

Granted but EPIC Failure at upload
I wish i could invade Earth *looks at location*

[Sick0jongen]

Granted but you get pwned when you start the invasion

I wish for a hamburger

[rainor]

Granted but because you stopped my invasion i poisoned it
i wish for Gothic 4 to be released

[nrocha20]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for PIE!!

[rainor]

Granted but i poison it too that because of you curseing Gothic 4
i wish nothing

[XdbX]

Fine but as me being nice and all i will dump you in a all girls hot spirng with nothing but the small thing you have down below. By the way their guards kill all males. And yes the guards are sexy but they hate naked males. Have a nice day.

I wish people would stop coming up with wishes that they think no one can break then some comes up with a granted that basically states what they wished for but in a way they never thought of. and a hot dog. with spicy mustered.

[rainor]

Granted and i don't put poison in your hotdog because you take swine flu from it :P
i wish _________________________________ <- you don't know what i wish

[XdbX]

Granted. __________________ *DEAD YOU ARE* You don't know what i granted. :P

I wish i could under stand why he didnt poisen the hot dog. and the swine flu not a big deal. IT THE FUCKING FLU YOU IDIOT!!!

[nrocha20]

Granted but then the swine flu wipes out half the worlds population.

I wish for CAKE!!

[shadow_strike]

Granted but it turns out to be a LIE!!!

I wish my hip didn't hurt.

[rainor]

I wish i could under stand why he didnt poisen the hot dog. and the swine flu not a big deal. IT THE FUCKING FLU YOU IDIOT!!!


Granted but then the swine flu wipes out half the worlds population. <- including you

That

Shadow: Granted but because it exploded

i wish?

[shadow_strike]

...What?

I wish that my mom would let me say 'damn' in front of her.

[rainor]

granted but she sets you to mute :P

i wish evrything but nothing <- this is for XdbX
i wish that i could mute ppl <- this is for evryone else

[Shayphis]

Both granted, for everything to nothing, to beings that should not exist in the same phrase. Now wished upon, reality has been torn in the middle of both, therefore the wish cancels itself out.

As for the second wish U can mute people only because you've been turned into some random alien with no other purpose in life but to crawl down peoples throats and sever their vocal cords

O_O

I wish for an extra toe

[GolyBlood]

Granted, but you will have it in your forehead.

I wish that sun wouldn't burn so much >.<

[rainor]

granted but it's now 0 celsius ouside and because of sudden temeratuse change you die
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[GolyBlood]

Granted, but that sounded stupid.

I wish that I would have an apple.

[rainor]

granted you know what that means right? :ihih: *poison*

i wish RANDOM

[GolyBlood]

Granted, you die.

I wish that I would have an other apple.

[rainor]

Granted but because youre dead i use spirit poison :P

i wishwishwishwishwishwishwish

[XdbX]

i wish evrything but nothing <- this is for XdbX

Oh god i am going to have fun with this one.

Lets start. You have aids, broken xbox, wii, gamecube 64 tv, $100,000,000.00 worth in bills that you need to pay. a fake id that got you in jail. A job that pays .2 a day. a jumo jet of kill your self.
Scars all over your body. The worlds suckest internet. you get a trasfer rate of -4 gb persecond (Not 4gb its -4gb) one of those old super computers (they suck. their the size of a house and the hard drive size would be around 10 KB)
you have hiv the flu the clod the swine the yellow fever.
you name you have basically XD but thing good. HAHAHHHAA. Oh and you have one ticket to hell and one to hell on earth.



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granted i am going to teach you how to spell
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(yes i am the purple one. and you are the dead black one)

I wish i was a kicked ass.