[Other] Thunderaven and Wadling's DQ Help Desk!

[Thunder]

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Thunderaven: SO!

Here it is DQ! The place where you can ask any question you want, and we will answer!

Wadling: The 'we' meaning Me and Thunder, in case you somehow missed the title, amateurs.

Thunderaven: Yes, and we're here to educate you amateurs!

Wadling: The amateurs being all you, except the select few of you... You know who you are! But most of you will not.

Thunderaven: Shut up while I explain the rules.

It's simple. Any one of you can ask any question, and we will strive to answer. We communicate via MSN, to cut down on posts, which means I'm not making up Wadling's replies as I go along.

Wadling: The questions can be anything from: "What did you eat for dinner last night?" to "Why is Wadling so obsessed with food right now?" to "What is the meaning of the universe?". Though we probably wont be able to answer a few of those, I mean, who knows what's going on inside my head!

Thunderaven: Right. That's basically it, if any problems crop up, we'll edit this post.

So, prepare to be educated DQ!

Wadling: Or else!


UPDATE

Wadling: OK! New announcement! This thread is under no circumstances going to turn into some spam-fest. Posts should only contain either questions or compliments to us (hehe). Any further spam will be reported, and hopefully deleted from now on.

UPDATE #2

Thunderaven: We now have our schmancy page header up! Love it!

UPDATE #3

Thunderaven: Please limit yourself to TWO questions per post!

UPDATE #4

Both: From now on, we're having what's known as 'Special Saturday'. This means we'll do things a bit different every saturday. What kind of things you ask? Wait and see!

UPDATE #5

Thunderaven: From now on, Dale (Draunia05) will be running 'Dale's Top Five' on the First Saturday in every month, on top of our Special Saturday. Now you have something to look forward to all week!

UPDATE #6

Thunderaven: I could have sworn this was THUNDERAVEN AND WADLING'S DQ Helpdesk. Please no answering the questions, unless you have the guest spot.

UPDATE #7

Thunderaven: RIGHT, seing as none of you raving fans who are stalking me seem to have noticed, I haven't been spending as much time on DQ as of late. SO THAT OBVIOUSLY MEANS NOT AS MUCH QUESTIONS ARE BEING ANSWERED.

What we're doing, instead of special saturday for a while, is making a huge massive post answering every single question asked during the week.

I expect my workload to continue until Easter at least, so sorry if you poor, depraved wonderers have to wonder a bit longer.

[cokeman]

ok, so...of you 2, Wadling & Thunderaven, which is the BEST?

[Wadling]

ok, so...of you 2, Wadling & Thunderaven, which is the BEST?

Thunder: Wadling


Wadling: Thunder


Thunder: no no no, I'm not the best


Wadling: Don't be so gracious


Thunder: Oh, if you insist


Wadling: Now you're just being a push-over


Thunder: Au contrare! It was you who started me off on my inward spiral! Who would YOU vote for then?


Wadling: Obama?


Thunder: Hang on, since when did he have a DQ account?


Wadling: Who Obama?


Thunder: NO, OSCAR!


Wadling: I assume sinse the site started... I'm hungry


Thunder: I'm invulnerable to hunger, therefore I win.


Wadling: Curses, I wasn't prepared for this. But at least now everybody here knows you're some kind of cyborg thingy


Thunder: I plead innocent to these accusations! ............ How long have we been arguing for now?


Wadling: For at least... 10 lines


Thunder: WHOA, we really have taken a long time to work out how awesome I am


Wadling: Pfft, I'm not voting for a cyborg. I'm changing my answer. Wadling is way better than Thunder, so much so that I'm comfortable talking about him in the third person


Thunder: Hang on, hang on. What are we basing THAT particular piece of information on?


Wadling: That you never get hungry... have you not been reading the argument?


Thunder: That does not compute...


Wadling: Son of a-


Thunder: THERE! SEE THAT DQ?! YOU WANT THAT KIND OF VIOLENT PERSON TO BE THE BEST?!


Wadling: Pfft, it was a stupid question anyways


Thunder: NOW HE'S INSULTING YOU!


Wadling: And that's what makes me easy to like. I tell you the truth! Don't want a fake being the best, right?


Thunder: C'mere you!


*Please stand by. The masters of questioning are in discussion*


Wadling: We're back, and we've made a decision!


Thunder: Oscar is the best!


Wadling: Even though he wasn't in the question, that's how great he is!


Thunder: Ok, this was a great opener, buh bye now!


Mods: *glare from offstage*

[Kurei Z]

(Hmmm, a helpdesk. Time to stir thing's up.)

Hey, can anyone help me? I lost my identity. And all I can recall is the roman letters on my neck written 'K-Z'. Help me, please?

(LOL)

[Draunia05]

What is the sound of a tree falling in the woods when no one is there to hear it?

[Tyemdi]

How did the dinosaurs become extinct?

[Silence]

Hmmmm.... What should I ask?

[Killervirus]

Why is everyone so desperate for answers?


ANSWER MY QUESTION PLZ

[Tobu]

(Hmmm, a helpdesk. Time to stir thing's up.)

Hey, can anyone help me? I lost my identity. And all I can recall is the roman letters on my neck written 'K-Z'. Help me, please?

(LOL)

Identity?... You're just a guy who like to hang out on gay bars... And uuhhmm... You're a big fan of the KillZone games so you decided to write the letters "KZ" on your neck XD

[Thunder]

Identity?... You're just a guy who like to hang out on gay bars... And uuhhmm... You're a big fan of the KillZone games so you decided to write the letters "KZ" on your neck XD

(HEY, we're answering the questions here!

...

As soon as Wadling comes online. I can think of a great many scathing remarks for some of your questions.)

[Kurei Z]

Identity?... You're just a guy who like to hang out on gay bars... And uuhhmm... You're a big fan of the KillZone games so you decided to write the letters "KZ" on your neck XD

(Sorry, Thunder.)

Ahem, first of all, I'm not a guy who hangs out at gay bars. Second, I have no idea what the *censored* is KillZone. And last, mah name is Kurei-Z because it rhymes. And besides, my last name has two 'Z's, you know.

(Crap. I hate you, Tobias)

[Thunder]

Hey, can anyone help me? I lost my identity. And all I can recall is the roman letters on my neck written 'K-Z'. Help me, please?

Both: You my friend, are skitzophrenic. Next!


What is the sound of a tree falling in the woods when no one is there to hear it?

Wadling: My response: I'm not sure how to spell it, but uhhh... Nnnnnnnnrrrrrrcchhhhkkkkkkktttch! And before you start saying "No, if nobody was around to hear it bla bla bla" I tell you this. The scientologists are everywhere, they'll hear it even if you don't realize O_o

Thunderaven: I see...NEXT!


How did the dinosaurs become extinct?

Thunderaven: MAGIC!

Wadling: Icecream... What? Think about it, it makes sense. That or scien-

Thunderaven: NEXT!


Hmmmm.... What should I ask?

Thunderaven: Should we even bother answering that?

Wadling: Uhhh, just go with that, it's good enough, no need thinking of anything different now.

Thunderaven: NEXT!


Why is everyone so desperate for answers?


ANSWER MY QUESTION PLZ

Both: NO!

Thunderaven: But wait! We promised to answer everyone's questions!

Wadling: Oh yeah, shit.

[Kurei Z]

So, uh, what is the meaning of life?

[Wadling]

So, uh, what is the meaning of life?

Wadling: Well, the meaning of life. This can be argued from many different view points. If you are religious, you might say that the meaning of life is to... Gain access to heaven maybe? Or to break free of the circle of reencarnation. However, you might be an athiest, and might argue that the meaning of life is simply to carry on the species, or making a good life for yourself. Some might say that the meaning of life is to get out of our current lifestyles, and save the earth and concerve our planet. It could be any number of things, big goals or small goals.

Me, personally I think that everyone else has a different meaning in life, and it cannot be answered in such a short timespan. We'll talk sometime, I might even write a short novel explaining this, Or maybe a long debate, maybe my meaning in life is to answer these questions, who knows? Or maybe this whole post is the product of my lack of sleep, who knows? Who knows what fueled this post? Who knows what the meaning of life is? We can only wonder, thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you.

TL;DR - Dunno

Thunder: Deal or No Deal

[Kurei Z]

What do you do if a cat's got your tongue?

[Tobu]

(Sorry, Thunder.)

Ahem, first of all, I'm not a guy who hangs out at gay bars. Second, I have no idea what the *censored* is KillZone. And last, mah name is Kurei-Z because it rhymes. And besides, my last name has two 'Z's, you know.

(Crap. I hate you, Tobias)

Don't you know what KillZone is? Shame over you!

Lawl, i just realized your new sig qoute xD

You know i was just joking, right?

Sorry i went off-topic guys.

[Thunder]

What do you do if a cat's got your tongue?

Thunderaven: Eat it.

Wadling: Uhhh, literally? Or are you talking about the metaphor? If a cat actually had your tongue, then you should probably stop the cat by any means necessary, might get a bit messy. If it is in the metaphorical sense, then you should build up your confidence more... Well what? You ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer Kurei.

Thunderaven: Are you trying to take Net's place as the TL;DR king?

Wadling: Nope, I'm just in the mood for some rambling!

Thunderaven: I see...NEXT!

[Wadling]

You know i was just joking, right?

Wadling: Sure, now either start asking questions, or get all this spam outta our thread. Go on, vamoose!

Thunder: *facepalm*

[Kurei Z]

Don't you know what KillZone is? Shame over you!

Lawl, i just realized your new sig qoute xD

You know i was just joking, right?

Sorry i went off-topic guys.

*really big facepalm*

You......... were............ just............. JOKING?
*pretends to smile*

[Wadling]

(OK! New announcement! This thread is under no circumstances going to turn into some spam-fest. Posts should only contain either questions or compliments to us (hehe). Any further spam will be reported, and hopefully deleted from now on.)

[Kurei Z]

Okay.

There's this guy I wanted to beat up. He thinks he's so smart and cool just because he stars in a so-called T-V show. But I'm afraid he might tell it to the discipline teacher. What should I do?

[Wadling]

Okay.

There's this guy I wanted to beat up. He thinks he's so smart and cool just because he stars in a so-called T-V show. But I'm afraid he might tell it to the discipline teacher. What should I do?

Wadling: Serious answer - Ummm... Don't attack him... That would be stupid. What's wrong with you? A guy is successful and has a big ego (Like many people) and you decide you need to beat him up? That's psychopathic behavior my friend, and I don't condone it.

Non serious answer - Beat him up for the lulz, then kill the teacher. After all life is just like a video game, so the worst that could happen is you have to find a star to decrease your wanted level!

Thunder: I say: Oh yes, because beating people up solves EVERYTHING! Of COURSE that'll help! Seriously. How does THAT help your problem?

Wadling: You can't end an answer with a question.

Thunder: Oh... If you DO kick the shit out of someone, you might as well be punching yourself, cause it's gonna come back and hit you in the face.

Wadling: Spoken like a true philosopher.

Thunder: Albeit a foul mouthed one

Wadling: Indeed, NEXT!

[Killing_Time]

Waddles, just hit me or the others on MSN so I don't have a million reports coming in at once.

[Tobu]

What now!? I asked a question!

[Polo]

So, uh, what is the meaning of life?

I can answer that question by simply saying: Breeding.

[Marrden]

What does this word mean?
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[Thunder]

What does this word mean?
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Wadling: a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs

Thunderaven: The longest word in the english language, don't you know.

Wadling: Wiki-five!

Thunderaven: Wikipedia isn't always right you know.

Wadling: Then the foundation of my very life has eroded beneath my feet...I shall plunge into the abyss of my new found hatred for myself, mankind and nature...Goodbye cruel world! I go to a better place, the void!

Only joking, can you imagine if I talked like that?

Thunderaven: You DO talk like that. NEXT!

[cokeman]

What do the numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, and 12 all have in common that no other number has?

Brothers and Sisters have I none, but this man's father is my father's son, who is this man?

Ron's parents have 5 children, la, le, li, lo, and another one, whats the name of the 5th child?

If there is a mound of sand on the beach and you take 1 grain of sand off of it at a time, at what point would is be considered to not be a mound?

The leprechaun keeps telling me to burn things, what should i do?

You were allowed to post more than 1 question per post, right?

[Thunder]

Thunderaven: This deserves measured sarcasm I think.

Wadling: 1) They are all not 0, a minus number, 11 or any number whole number above 12

Thunderaven: 2) A bastard.

Wadling: 3) First you tell me how you're going to take off a grain of sand at a time, without distrupting the other grains, or taking more than one at a time, and I'll get back to you. You will also need proof that your explanation works.

Thunderaven: That's number 4. You're doing the wrong one.

Wadling: Oh, Oops. Ron? It can't be that simple, can it? Is there a hidden step brother or sister somewhere? A baby that was born RIGHT after the question was asked, at the exact same time Ron died? No? Well okay then....

Thunderaven: You're even confusing ME now. Anyway, in answer to 4), it stops being a mound when I get bored and kick it.

[Wadling]

The leprechaun keeps telling me to burn things, what should i do?




Wadling: And try to refrain from editing your post while we think of answers. It's very disconcerting. Anyways, I think I speak for everyone when I say, seek professional he-

Thunder: KILL THE FUCKER!

Wadling: I... Right... Okay, NEXT!

[Tobu]

Should i leave or stay on DQ?... I think you guys around here is tired of me...

[Aval]

Stay, I havn;t noticed any hostility towards/irritation from you.

[Rabbi106]

Why does this thread seem like a bad interactive Vaudeville routine?

[TorqueArcher]

What is the only question where the only possible correct answer is wrong?

(Sorry for putting in a riddle, but I couldn't resist.)

[Kurei Z]

What happened to some of the old-timers of DQ?

The people mentioned in this statement are ReptileKing, Zaxxman, BunnyArtist, Deadbrain, etc.

[nrocha20]

I wan't to ask alot of questions to!!
1. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
2. Whats 2+2? (Hint: trick question)
3. Whats my first name?
4. How many Wadling's does it take to get a girlfriend (or boyfriend if you are a girl, its hard to tell on the internet)
5. WARNING!! VERY HARD: The Flower Milked the Egg.
6. A guy walks into the house he is staying in, he finds food made on the kitchen table, he eats it, and later finds out it wasn't for him. It was for the owners wife. What should he do?

[castlemanic]

Can i join in your wildly entertaining conversations?

[Thunder]

Should i leave or stay on DQ?... I think you guys around here is tired of me...

Thunderaven: YES, you silly boy.

Wadling: Sure. stop being such a wimp


Why does this thread seem like a bad interactive Vaudeville routine?

Wadling: Shush, stop trying to be smart by using words like Vaudeville, interactive and routine... SOME people don't understand them... Not me though

Thunderaven: WELL, aren't you clever!

Wadling: I'm sorry, this question has opened up all sorts of insecurities from primary school... Excuse me I have something in my eye. *Sobs*

Thunderaven: LOOK WHAT YOU DID RABBI! You made him cry!

Wadling: Damn tourists *angry face*

Thunderaven: Okay, now you're just being ridiculous. NEXT!


What is the only question where the only possible correct answer is wrong?

Both: YOUR FACE!

Wadling: What is with people and riddles? Do you think you're smart by typing this stuff? I can just look up this stuff on google if I want, but I don't wanna!

Thunderaven: And Google banned you.

Wadling: So sad, yet so true.

Thunderaven: There's only so much porn a person can look up...

Wadling: NEXT!


What happened to some of the old-timers of DQ?

The people mentioned in this statement are ReptileKing, Zaxxman, BunnyArtist, Deadbrain, etc.

Wadling: And power hungry aparently... My guess is that they have better things to do. I've heard that there's this thing called a life... I might get one of those things sometime. But it's a big and scary world out there...

(We're not finished, but Wadling's posting the next set of answers, so keep waiting people!)

[E-Mop]

What is the best mask to scare people with?

[Wadling]

I wan't to ask alot of questions to!!
1. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
2. Whats 2+2? (Hint: trick question)
3. Whats my first name?
4. How many Wadling's does it take to get a girlfriend (or boyfriend if you are a girl, its hard to tell on the internet)
5. WARNING!! VERY HARD: The Flower Milked the Egg.
6. A guy walks into the house he is staying in, he finds food made on the kitchen table, he eats it, and later finds out it wasn't for him. It was for the owners wife. What should he do?

Wadling's answers

Wadling: 1) Well, soon after the dinosaurs became extinct, a meteor hit the Earth and life mutated from the alien life on the meteor. After billions and billions of years this life evolved and changed into a lizard type creature. This evolved into a type of snake, and this snake ventured down into a Neanderthal village in the old Italy called 'Scartho' (In the modern English translation it means 'Feather With Eyes'). It was domesticated and taught to hunt creatures for food, soon Scartho had an entire army of the snakes that they had named 'Auglarb' (Moving Rope). They conquered the entire nation an-

What? The chicken or the egg? I dunno... The chicken I guess. Thanks for interrupting my story, I'm not even going to bother telling it anymore.

2) 2+2? Could be anything, depending on your perception of the number 2. What is a number? It's a creation of mankind, so really, numbers are not real. Go figure.

3) Couldn't care less.

4) Less than the amount of nrochas to catch a Wadling, lets just say that.

5) That's.... Not a question.

6) Explain the situation? What kind of a question is this?

*Walks off*

Thunder’s answers

1) The teaspoon.

2) Twenty two.

3) Jim the barber

4) Thunderaven has died laughing, please stand by…

5) No. It didn’t.

6) Oh my god, HE DID NOT! HE ATE THE OTHER GUY’S DINNER?! OH! MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

See Wadling? THAT’S efficiency.


What is the best mask to scare people with?

Wadling: A mask of YOUR FACE! Oh snap! I'm a genius.

Thunder: GO watch Friday the 13th



ANNOUNCEMENT!

(Please limit yourselves to TWO questions per post, we’re getting bogged down by people asking millions of questions in one go.)

[Flashlight]

Will my diarrhea ever stop?

[Wadling]

Will my diarrhea ever stop?

Wadling: You mean your diarrhoea of the mouth? Because that's not going to stop without a lot of work.

Thunder: Sure. ask the fairies, they'll make it go away

[nrocha20]

I wan't to ask alot of questions to!!
1. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
2. Whats 2+2? (Hint: trick question)
3. Whats my first name?
4. How many Wadling's does it take to get a girlfriend (or boyfriend if you are a girl, its hard to tell on the internet)
5. WARNING!! VERY HARD: The Flower Milked the Egg.
6. A guy walks into the house he is staying in, he finds food made on the kitchen table, he eats it, and later finds out it wasn't for him. It was for the owners wife. What should he do?
The Actual Answers
1. I actually did not know this one.
2. 5 according to Stephen Hawkings
3. Nick the Barber, obviously
4. Not even all the Wadlings in the world would be able to get a girlfriend (or boyfriend) which leads me to my question: What gender are you two? I am tired of being confused
5. The Flower Milked the Egg is actually a riddle stating three key ingrediants to a most delicious dish. Only it is typed oddly. The answer to this riddle is cake.(told you it was hard)
6. This happened to the guy who was renting out the spare room at my dad's house. I just wanted to see if you guys had any good advice for him. Which of course you didn't.

Thank you for your Hallariusly Sufficiant answers (forgive my mispellings)

[Thunder]

Thunderaven: We're girls.

Wadling: Yes we are, speaking of which. Did you watch Sex and the City last night?

Thunderaven: OMG, Carrie's hair was GORGEOUS!

Wadling: I know, oh my gawd! And did you see Samantha's shoes? So the wrong colour for that scene!

Thunderaven: So true. And she's broken up with JACK, OMG!

Wadling: OMG REALLY!? I missed that episode. I'll have to come round sometime and totally watch it on your 18 disk DVD set!

Thunderaven: OMG, I'll get ALL the girls over! Dale and Varth are gonna be SO EXCITED!

Wadling: I'd bring drinks and some food, but.... I bought new boots! They're my new 'Watching Sex and the City Boots' boots!

Thunderaven: OMG THAT'S SO COOL! But did I tell you about my 'totally watching sex in the city handbag' handbag?

Wadling: You mean the green one with the pearl studs?

Thunderaven: Ugh, that's SO ten minutes ago!

Wadling: I know, I was about to say but I didn't want to jepordise our relationship. Just like Miranda and Maria!

Thunderaven: SO true, you go girl!

Wadling: We need to go out for some sushi!

Thunderaven: But I'm watching my figure!

Wadling: If we go to Tenchaichi we can totally get some salads! Everyone knows that the Japanese have the healthiest foods around!

Thunderaven: Do you think should we tell them?

Wadling: NO!

Both: TOTALLY!

[nrocha20]

Something tells me I'm being messed with, I am aren't I?

[Thunder]

Thunderaven: That would be Wadling. WAD! Leave off.

Wadling: Use some common sense, yes, yes you are!

Thunderaven: He's female really.

Wadling: NEXT!

[Rabbi106]

Where are my contacts?

[Thunder]

Thunderaven: UP YOUR NOSE, WITH A RUBBR HOSE!

Wadling: Oh them? I hid them somewhere in your living room. Have fun looking for them.

[Rabbi106]

well, at least my nose hairs can see better....

Why is GIR so...cute!?

[nrocha20]

You guys should do this for a living. Why don't you? Its hilarious!

[Thunder]

Thunderaven: Because then we'd have to charge, and then DQ would be broke. See? We're nice guys!

Wadling: Because the second I feel that I need to do something, it instantly becomes a horrible thought to me...

Thunderaven: Ew. NEXT!

[cokeman]

Thunderaven: He's female


somethings not right here...

When will the world end? Why?

[Thunder]

Thunderaven: WHEN I SAY SO, BITCH!

Wadling: When I die, because this entire world is just a large figment of my imagination. None of you exist

Thunderaven: O rly?

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARENCE!

Draunia05: The World Ends when the little green men come to play minesweeper with the Teapot.

All three: NEXT!

[Rabbi106]

why do I not have any ideas for questions?

[Thunder]

Thunderaven: Look deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep inside yourself for the answer...

Draunia05: Casue you haven't used your head yet.

Wadling: That is a useless question, and I think it's probably been used somewhere in this thread before. If you can't be bothered to come up with a decent question, then don't ask anything at all.

Draunia05: Stop misbehaving *slap of discipline*

Thunderaven: Uh...yeah, what they said.

[Marrden]

Is Dale a permanent resident, or a temporary guest of your help desk?

[Thunder]

Thunderaven: Not entirely, he has his own feature at the start of every month, but tonight he's all yours!

Draunia05: He's lucky i'm even here, i should be getting paid.

Thunderaven: You wish pal, back in the closet with you!

[nrocha20]

Where do babies come from?

[cokeman]

help me on me homework...

What is an ascus?

What occurs among sac fungi during asexual reproduction?

[Marrden]

Why is the Helpdesk in the Entertainment zone? It seems like it belongs in the General forum.

What's the 526-thousandth digit of pie?

[nrocha20]

7 (gasps for breath and collapses on floor)

[Rabbi106]

Ok, then I have a question. Could you please refrain from slapping me?

[castlemanic]

Hey, You Didnt Answer My Question!:mad3:

[Bloodshot]

I've been having strange rectile disfunctions, what should I do?:ihih:

[Wadling]

Where do babies come from?

Thunder: YO MAMMA!

Wadling: I say: Ah, the old classic... But yes, they do indeed ALL come from yo mamma


help me on me homework...

What is an ascus?

What occurs among sac fungi during asexual reproduction?

Thunder: 1: YO MA- oh, wait...

2: that's just plain rude

Wadling: BRB, google...

1) saclike structure in which ascospores are formed through sexual reproduction of ascomycetes

2) Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascomycota

Knock yourself out.

Thunder: Thank God for Yahoo, eh Waddles?

Wadling: Google...

Thunder: no, they banned you from google, memba?

Wadling: Pfft, you can't stop the signal.

Thunder: Ohhhh, Rebel!

Wadling: NEXT!


Why is the Helpdesk in the Entertainment zone? It seems like it belongs in the General forum.

What's the 526-thousandth digit of pie?

Thunder: 1: Because we'd be blammed for being silly in general, and we're too serious for spamz.

2: Ask a teacher, I don't memorise it and Wadling just uses google for everything

Wadling: It's in the entertainment zone because this is a form of entertainment. What is it? This thread not good enough for you? Get outta here.

And also, http://www.geom.uiuc.edu/~huberty/math5337/groupe/digits.html

There, knock yourself out with Cokeman.

Thunder: Don't follow that link, it's googleised. NEXT!


Ok, then I have a question. Could you please refrain from slapping me?

Both: Nope!


Hey, You Didnt Answer My Question!

Thunder: I did, over MSN


I've been having strange rectile disfunctions, what should I do?

Wadling: Cure it... With a bullet to the head!

Thunder: There's this room, it's called the 'bathroom'. Spend some time in it.

[nrocha20]

Do you guys live near each other or something? or do you come up with tis stuff on private chat?

[Thunder]

Thunderaven: 1: No, we don't

2: Cause we're smart.

Wadling: Read the first post in this thread.

[Flashlight]

What are your future plans maintaining this thread?

[Wadling]

What are your future plans maintaining this thread?

Wadling: *Shrug* You think we think that far ahead?

Thunder: Watch and learn!

[nrocha20]

Do you guys believe in the Big Bang theory? And who is the scariest moderator on DQ?

[Flashlight]

Good question it definitely can't be Vic hes the friendliest guy I've ever seen.

[castlemanic]

Good question it definitely can't be Vic hes the friendliest guy I've ever seen.

He actually speaks sarcasm?

Wad and thunder, what are your views of this phenomenon?

[cokeman]

What evidence did Steven Hawkings have that lead to him believing that 2+2=5?

What will be your first action when Castle series ends?

[nrocha20]

I know the answer to that second question: commit suicide.

[Thunder]

Do you guys believe in the Big Bang theory? And who is the scariest moderator on DQ?

Thunderaven: Sure, why not. And SPP is the scariest mod on DQ, and you know it.

Wadling: Yeah, I do. And I think Vic is typically the scariest mod, though I don't think any of them are particularly threatening if you do nothing wrong.

Thunderaven: *muffled laughter*


What evidence did Steven Hawkings have that lead to him believing that 2+2=5?

What will be your first action when Castle series ends?

Thunderaven: When 2 is bigger then usual. And Castle won't end, don'tcha know.

Wadling: Probably something to do with space and time, knowing that guy. And probably enjoy the many tributes.

[Victory]

Good question it definitely can't be Vic hes the friendliest guy I've ever seen.
You're not among the answering crew; please close your eyes so that my viscious display of murder does not give you nightmares. I hear nightmares after death are quite permanent :think:

In other words, no answering the questions :)

[nrocha20]

Why is Victory considered the scariest moderator?
How many posts does Oscar have?

[Thunder]

Thunderaven: Because he eats children for breakfast, rabbits for lunch, and various relations for dinner.

And you can work out how many posts Oscar has by looking at the bottom of the forum page. This is inaccurate however, as he had many more pre-hack.

Wadling: He's more cynical and trigger-happy than the rest of them.

2438 posts

Draunia05: Oscar has 2438 posts.

Victory is considered the scariest Mod cause of his tendency to be an ass and give you mental discomfort when it comes to personally insulting you. The funny thing is sometimes people are so stupid He'll insult them and they would take it as a compliment cause they don't know what he's on about.

In short, Scary is Awesome.

[Victory]

Why do I have more posts than Oscar? It haunts my dreams I tell you!

[nrocha20]

So this meens I have to be scared of Victory right?

[TorqueArcher]

Both: YOUR FACE!

Wadling: What is with people and riddles? Do you think you're smart by typing this stuff? I can just look up this stuff on google if I want, but I don't wanna!

The answer to that riddle is "What does W-R-O-N-G spell?"

It doesn't make me seem smart to put a riddle down, it just makes the person who gives up, when the answer is worded into the question, seem to lack a grasp of the obvious.

And now for my question.

What do you think someone sees after they die?

[nrocha20]

Do you think it was wrong of me to invest in a world domination plan?
Is DrunkCat a moderator?

[Rabbi106]

Disney used to be cool. Why has Disney degenerated to this state of High School Musical and other forms of crap?

[castlemanic]

If there was one person on the forum you'd shoot, who would it be?

[TorqueArcher]

What do you mean, a person who has ever been on (including bans) or some one who is frequently on?

[Tac]

This will be the perfect time to ask my questions. (Rubs hands together) Reply to them in my introduce myself thread.

1. How the heck do I make a quote?
2. I don't want to be known as n00b. How can I change it. :confused5:

[rainor]

what after DQ wannabe member?and the others?

[Flashlight]

what after DQ wannabe member?and the others?

DQ member 200 posts, DQ senior member 500 posts, DQ 1337 member 1000 posts.

[Victory]

Please stop answering questions. Honestly, it pissed me off that you're taking the freedom to run other people's threads without their consent. Not only that, BUT IT'S IN THE FUCKING THREAD RULES! Are you people blind or stupid?

[rainor]

flash:thks

[Wadling]

Sorry for the delay guys, Thunder's computer got 'shot up' or something. Also, even if we're not here, please don't answer the questions, it defies the whole point of the thread.


So this meens I have to be scared of Victory right?

Thunder: Nah, Vic is a snuggle bunny

Wadling: Not really, unless you're being stupid.

Thunder: Then It's snuggle time!

Wadling: Next plzkthxbai


What do you think someone sees after they die?

Wadling: I have no idea, but I really hope your life doesn't flash before your eyes. I don't want my last feelings on earth to be of boredom.

Thunder: A big picture of ME!

Wadling: Oh the horrors of death!

Thunder: Next!


Do you think it was wrong of me to invest in a world domination plan?
Is DrunkCat a moderator?

Wadling: Yes and no, respectively.

Thunder: Yes, because then you only get Scotland. And no, can you imagine the HORROR?!

Wadling: Can't be worse than seeing that picture of you when you die...

Thunder: Not if I get my hair done.

Wadling: Touche, next!


Disney used to be cool. Why has Disney degenerated to this state of High School Musical and other forms of crap?

Thunder: Peer pressure...

Wadling: It happens to the best of us... By the way, it seems the appropriate time to announce that our next Q&A session will be all about dancing, and the one after that will be about animals, isn't that GREAT!

Thunder: Toally, next!


If there was one person on the forum you'd shoot, who would it be?

Thunder: Wadling!

Thunder: Thunder!

Both: NEXT!

Okee dokee, seeing as the rest of you answered the questions we don't have any more material to go on. We're going to let it go, seeing as they were general help questions. But seriously, stop answering the damn questions. This isn't the 'everyone pitch in and help' thread. This is the 'Not let anyone else do anything' thread! Come on now.

[Flashlight]

Please stop answering questions. Honestly, it pissed me off that you're taking the freedom to run other people's threads without their consent. Not only that, BUT IT'S IN THE FUCKING THREAD RULES! Are you people blind or stupid?

Just annoying.

[castlemanic]

Will my life ever be complete? *shakes 8 ball*

[rainor]

wazup whit the title of kenneth,dale,varth?:confused5:

[Wadling]

Will my life ever be complete? *shakes 8 ball*

Wadling: Ask again later

Thunder: Hold on, I actually have one of those things.

Wadling: Awesome

Thunder: I keep getting the edge! WAIT! My sources say no...



wazup whit the title of kenneth,dale,varth?

Wadling: You mean the custom titles? You get them by spamming the hell out of the admins, after 50 PM's sent to each admin, including Oscar, you get a 1/100 chance of getting a custom title.

Thunder: They had to defeat a boss to get their custom titles.

[cokeman]

are there any good free video editors out there that work on vista, other than sony vegas and windows movie maker, that I can make music videos on...the hell with free, ill even take costly suggestions?

Will I ever get my vista back to its former glory, before things stopped working?

[nrocha20]

What would be the best approach to enslaving mankind?

Why is Thunderaven funnier then Wadling?

[Kurei Z]

If another person is trying to kill me, what should I do?

Please answer now kthnxbai.

[Akisame]

Why do I suck at cooking so much?

And why does Dale always have to ask such perverted questions on skype? xD

[BanHammor]

are there any good free video editors out there that work on vista, other than sony vegas and windows movie maker, that I can make music videos on...the hell with free, ill even take costly suggestions?

Will I ever get my vista back to its former glory, before things stopped working?

Mandriva Live CD + Kiosk editor works fine.
Mandriva instead of Vista in the hard drive is even better.
kthnxbai.

[Thunder]

are there any good free video editors out there that work on vista, other than sony vegas and windows movie maker, that I can make music videos on...the hell with free, ill even take costly suggestions?

Will I ever get my vista back to its former glory, before things stopped working?

Thunderaven: What do I look like, a fucking whizz kid?

Wadling: No...idea...Google it?


What would be the best approach to enslaving mankind?

Why is Thunderaven funnier then Wadling?

Thunderaven:
Why is Thunderaven funnier then Wadling?

YEAH! TAKE THAT BITCH!

Wadling: Cos we're two people of different funny areas. See, while his humor applies more to the noobs and lesser minded members of the forums, the more intelligent people usually at my jokes more than the simpletons. The problem is, the intelligent folkes over here are less likely to voice their opinions, simply because they have better things to do, like inventing life changing thingy-ma-watsits

Thunderaven: Are you SLIGHTING my genius less-funny person?

Wadling: Not at all, I am merely touching upon your lack of it.

Thunderaven: *waves arm at DQ* My good friend, have you even been reading what they say?

Wadling: Why yes, but which particular moment are you referring to?

Thunderaven: All of the "LOL, UR FUNNY!" ones

Wadling: I fail to see how people you don't know telling you that you are funny affects my statements that you are not a genuis good sir.

Thunderaven: hold on, I just re-read the thread and realised they HAVEN'T. Isn't that your argument?

Wadling: What?

*Please stand by. The masters of questioning are in discussion.

Thunderaven: We're back!

Wadling: And we've come to a conclusion!

Thunderaven: Yes we have!

Wadling: After a lot of discussion, we've figured out that elephants can easily become pink through pigmentation engineering!

Thunderaven: Your theory of pinkability still confuses me though...


If another person is trying to kill me, what should I do?

Please answer now kthnxbai.

Thunderaven: Get Chuck Norris on your side. Sorted!

Wadling: Hang on... Did you say "another person" is trying to kill you? Does that mean somebody was already trying to kill you before? Just do what you did with the other guy, simple enough right?


Why do I suck at cooking so much?

And why does Dale always have to ask such perverted questions on skype? xD

Thunderaven 1: What do I look like, a fucking chef?

2: Oh, you get used to that.

Wadling: 1. Maybe you need some practice? I used to suck at cooking for aaaaaaages.... Still do actually... But I'm counting on getting good at it in time for next week, I have to host a New York gangster party and I- Ok, I've said to much... Ok then, bye!


2. He believes that he is Shaft, and can therefore get away with it, he's also a tad deluded.

[Aval]

How do I get a girl to try anal?

[DrunkCat]

Not a question but should still be informative: The reasons why not to have me as a moderator.

[Aval]

I still disagree your choice on that issue. This place could always use more smart people with authority.

[Kurei Z]

Wadling: Hang on... Did you say "another person" is trying to kill you? Does that mean somebody was already trying to kill you before? Just do what you did with the other guy, simple enough right?

Forgot to tell you, the guy I slapped turn me in and I got detention.
Whatever.
*calls Chuck Norris*

[Flashlight]

Can you tell me a story?

[Wadling]

How do I get a girl to try anal?

Thunder: You? A GIRL?

Wadling: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedative

Thunder: Sedatives? Say no more. Next!


Can you tell me a story?

Thunder: Yes. Once up on a time, there was a stupid man who asked stupid questions. Two Gods of answering got tired and banned him from their thread. Capiche?

Wadling: I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?" "Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" "Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

They sucked out my internal organs And they took some polaroids And said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to Any point in history that I would care to go

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty papercut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died

So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter By the pearly gates And it's obvious he doesn't like The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code

Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine For all eternity And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important Doesn't really matter anymore Because the simple fact remains that

Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong Everything you know is wrong

Ta ta now.

[Rabbi106]

I liked that story. It looked like a song.

Would one of you give an organ to the other?

[BanHammor]

Who will win the great war of OS? Linux, Windows, MacOS, Unix or GLaDOS?

[Tyemdi]

What will the world be like in the year 9587?

[Flashlight]

I am more concerned what it will be like in 9588

[Wadling]

Would one of you give an organ to the other?

Wadling: Pfft, Thunder already owns my soul, so I doubt a measly organ would matter much...

Thunder: Yeah, Except your diseased organs wouldn't be much good to me.

Wadling: Well I guess the jokes on you then, hah

Thunder: OH SHI- I thought it was ALIENS that time. It was actually an organ transfusion?

Wadling: Fraid so, you have AIDS now, just like me! Wait.... oh that sucks for me as well, we're both screwed...

Thunder: NEXT!


Who will win the great war of OS? Linux, Windows, MacOS, Unix or GLaDOS?


Wadling: This was a triumph.

Thunder:I'm making a note here:

Wadling:HUGE SUCCESS.

Thunder:It's hard to overstate

Wadling:my satisfaction.

Thunder:Aperture Science

Wadling:We do what we must

Thunder:because we can.

Wadling:For the good of all of us.

Thunder:Except the ones who are dead.

Wadling:But there's no sense crying

Thunder:over every mistake.

Wadling:You just keep on trying

Thunder:till you run out of cake.

Wadling:And the Science gets done.

Thunder:And you make a neat gun.

Wadling:For the people who are

Both: still alive.


Thunder:I'm not even angry.

Wadling:I'm being so sincere right now.

Thunder:Even though you broke my heart.

Wadling:And killed me.

Thunder:And tore me to pieces.

Wadling:And threw every piece into a fire.

Thunder:As they burned it hurt because

Wadling:I was so happy for you!

Thunder:Now these points of data

Wadling:make a beautiful line.

Thunder:And we're out of beta.

Wadling:We're releasing on time.

Thunder:So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Wadling:Think of all the things we learned

Thunder:for the people who are

Both: still alive.


Wadling:Go ahead and leave me.

Thunder:I think i prefer to stay inside.

Wadling:maybe you'll find someone else

Thunder:to help you.

Wadling:maybe Black Mesa...

Thunder:THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Wadling:Anyway this cake is great.

Thunder:It's so delicious and moist

Wadling:look at me still talking when theres science to do

Thunder:when i look out there


Wadling:it makes me glad I'm not you

Thunder:i've experiments to run

Wadling:there is research to be done

Thunder:on the people who are

Both: still alive.


Thunder:and believe me I am still alive

Wadling:I'm doing science and I'm still alive

Wadling:i feel fantastic and I'm still alive

Thunder:while your dying ill be still alive

Wadling:and when your dead i will be still alive

Wadling: still alive

Wadling:still alive

Thunder: Actually, that's a lie, you're dead.



What will the world be like in the year 9587?

Thunder: Shiny

Wadling: Very shiny

[Silence]

Question: Do chicks look at porn too?

[Thunder]

Question: Do chicks look at porn too?

Wadling: Yep.

Thunderaven: I dunno, ask your mom.

[Rabbi106]

Why are goth poems so fucking insufferable?

[Marrden]

Wasn't Net's original name Netrosis?

How many mods have there been in total, and who were they?

[nrocha20]

Is God of War 3 going to be the bad ass game I think its going to be?

How come all we are good at is killing each other, or ruining each others lives?

[Killervirus]

Is homosexuality a disease? If yes, you three better start taking your medicine.

O SNAP

[Silence]

Is homosexuality a disease? If yes, you three better start taking your medicine.

O SNAP

You reaslise that we have multiple LGTBs here, right?

[Killervirus]

You reaslise that we have multiple LGTBs here, right?
I don't know what that means (¿-¿)

EDIT:
Wait, wait... Lesbian... Gay.... Transexuals.... Bisexuals?


...



OH GOD I AM SOILED FOR LIFE

[Silence]

I don't know what that means (¿-¿)

EDIT:
Wait, wait... Lesbian... Gay.... Transexuals.... Bisexuals?


...



OH GOD I AM SOILED FOR LIFE

http://forums.deletionquality.net/showthread.php?t=7054


Read.

[Thunder]

Hey, uh...Thunderraven? Wadling?

What do you guys think of when people crush your thread between their disgusting, spammy jaws?

[codbarley]

hey, thunder, when do you think the world will end?

[Wadling]

SPECIAL GUEST STAR TODAY: COOLADY!


Why are goth poems so fucking insufferable?

Wadling: Because if anybody liked them, they just wouldn't be goth, now would they?

Thunder: What am I, a fucking emo?

Coolady: Because you're so sufferable

Thunder: Next!


Wasn't Net's original name Netrosis?

How many mods have there been in total, and who were they?

Thunder: Three million, fifty six thousand, two hundred and seventy eight

Coolady: There were 4 MODS, SPP, Victory, Tawl and Blackwater. Blackwater lost his status due to inactivity.

Wadling: Then there's Polo.

Coolady: Damn, I always forget about him. NEXT!

Thunder: Hey, I say that!

Coolady: :P



Is God of War 3 going to be the bad ass game I think its going to be?

How come all we are good at is killing each other, or ruining each others lives?

Thunder: Nope, and the other thing is Wadling's fault.

Coolady: Well... God of War 3 might suck. Why? THE THIRD SEQUEL OF A GAME ALWAYS SUCKS!

Wadling: I'll answer the second question, since I've never played God of War 3. The answer, is cos you see it that way. And if all we think of ourselves is mindless killers, then that's all we ever will be. So basica-

Coolady + Thunder: NEEEEEXT!!!!

Wadling: CHILL!

Coolady: NO U

Wadling: Ugh...


hey, thunder, when do you think the world will end?

Wadling: Well I think tha- Oh wait... Thunder only? Fine. *Walks off into the mist*

Thunder: I must answer this alone...

Coolady: The world will end when I dominate the world. I will cause mass destruction all over the world, and by signing my petition, you agree to take all responsibility for the damages I cause. <3

Wadling: Highfive for not letting Thunder get his way.

Coolady: Highfive!

Wadling: And that's all we have time f-

Thunder: The day you step out of that cold room which houses your computer. As you step out, the living room has been decimated. A skeleton sits in the armchair. As you open the front door, you can see...nothingness ahead of you. Like everyone has simply up and died. And then disappeared. And then, you work out the world ended a long time ago, and that the Matrix is really running everyone on DQ. Have fun!

Wadling: That must have taken a while to write.

Coolady: Too long...

Thunder: It'll take you even longer Wad, have fun.

Wadling: Copy pasta fool!

Coolady:Imagine if some guy sat GLUED to his computer for 26 years 4 months 7 weeks 3 days 8 hours 17 minutes and 52 seconds.

Thunder: No...

Coolady: It's you Thunder, I saw you. I have the videos to prove it, about what you did last night in the bathtub. With the rubber ducky.

Wadling:...

Thunder: That was Wadling...

Coolady: Oh shit, sorry Waddles. Didn't see you come through my window.

Thunder: Ok, now I'm afraid.

Coolady: I'm always watching you.

Thunder: Eek!

Wadling: Don't worry, there is no way any of this is going in the thread. Plus, because the rest of the posts here are USELESS SPAM THAT DOESN'T BELONG HERE! We'll have to end it there.

Thunder: wonderful. Just fucking AMAZING *sulks in the corner* This is why we can't have nice things.

Wadling: Bye bye now everyone!

Coolady: Ciao!

[cokeman]

Coolady: I'm always watching you.

Why was "Coolady" in this sentence not bold or italicized like throughout the rest of it...?

[Thunder]

Thunderaven: Because Wadling is lazy, and not online.

Coollady: Damn you Waddles >;C

[Coollady]

Thudner

Ian. I will be calling you this, from now on.

[Klawg]

Since you're pretty much the same old thing - yes, you two, Wadling and Thunder, I've decided to you Thudling. No, not a question, a fact. You're one entity from now on. :C

[Rabbi106]

So, Thudling, how does it feel to be a single entity? Who's the devil, and who's the angel?

[Draunia05]

http://i39.tinypic.com/34nrty9.png
Oh yes first one

Number 5 Has to go to Tawl for his Return to DQ, unnecessary yes, but at least some advertising bots should be dealt with faster for your forum pleasure


Coming in at Number 4 has to go to Netrosis For the title changing frenzy making the chart with giving a title "Princess Dale <3<3<3 :3" to yours truely.

Number 3 most definetly has to go to 4 Kix, being a graceful child and a contradictory member of the board he brought great fun to laugh at, hence my choice

Number 2 Castle is finally on youtube in High Definition, also check out the DeletionQuality youtube group created by CodBarley


Number 1, Go Bisexuality! Imported From Ireland deserves a spot to celebrate his getting together with a member of the same sex.

Thats it from me, keep up with the fun and maybe you'll be mentioned next month.

[Marrden]

Number 3 most definitely has to go to 4 Kix, being a graceful child and a contradictory member of the board he brought great fun to laugh at, hence my choice.


This one should be #2. Just my personal opinion.

[cokeman]

Why is this the correct place to post that...

[Draunia05]

Check front page

[nrocha20]

Coolady: The world will end when I dominate the world. I will cause mass destruction all over the world, and by signing my petition, you agree to take all responsibility for the damages I cause.

NO, I am the one who will dominate the world with an army of killer mutants! NOT YOU, ME!!!! *Completely insane laughter*

Why do you think I say this?

[Rabbi106]

Yeah, I have to admit, 4Kix was unexpected. He's probably the least noobish newcomer ever on DQ, and in fact I don't think he's noobish at all.

[cokeman]

NO, I am the one who will dominate the world with an army of killer mutants! NOT YOU, ME!!!! *Completely insane laughter*

Why do you think I say this?

Not if I beat you to it, I have the legal rights to build a weather control machine:

"§302.001. FINDINGS.
The legislature finds that weather modification and control
activities may have a significant impact on Texas agriculture. The
legislature further finds that the Texas Department of Licensing
and Regulation is the proper state agency to administer grants to
political subdivisions for weather modification and control
activities.

Added by Acts 2003, 78th Leg., ch. 1276, § 2.001(a), eff. Sept.
1, 2003.

Prior law (§ 20.001, Agriculture Code) amended by Acts 2003,
78th Leg., ch. 816, § 22.001; Acts 2003, 78th Leg., ch. 1245,
§ 1."

Who do you think will rule the world first?

[nrocha20]

Me, for I have already built a time mashine and will simply destroy your mashine while you are still making it.

[cokeman]

That question was for the help desk, not you...

[Tyemdi]

Question: In your opinion, am I mature?

[Killervirus]

Number 1, Go Bisexuality! Imported From Ireland deserves a spot to celebrate his getting together with a member of the same sex.

OH HELL NO X_X


THERE IS NO GOD

[Thunder]

http://i39.tinypic.com/34nrty9.png


(Eh, if I remember rightly the top five was supposed to be based on the thread?)

[nrocha20]

How do you lose infraction points?

[cokeman]

why do so many bots join our forum?

[TheOnlyHorse]

How do you lose infraction points?Pff n00b...

Thunder, I can't find your lamp. :/ Were I'm supposed to hide?

NOTE: Inside joke

[Tyemdi]

Maybe they should employ some more people on their helpdesk. They're not always there.

Just a suggestion.

[BanHammor]

why do so many bots join our forum?

Because They Can.

[nrocha20]

Pff n00b...

Thunder, I can't find your lamp. :/ Were I'm supposed to hide?

NOTE: Inside joke

Do not make me take this to SPAMZ, I will destroy you.

[XdbX]

Hey. Long time no see buddys... okay that just sounded wrung.
I have 2 question.
One where did CastleManic go.

and why is that when ever people are going to spam this thread that it happens in waves.


(sorry for editing my post but no one was on so i thought it would be okay)

[cokeman]

What will become of this thread now that thunder's time on DQ is more limited?

[Killervirus]

Pff n00b...

Why are you so cruel?

[Flashlight]

Yes that's a good question why is she? Because she...*slaps head* Ouch.

[Tac]

Why are you so cruel?

*Sratches his head franticaly*

[Rabbi106]

What will become of this thread now that thunder's time on DQ is more limited?

You are right...we must find the missing heir to the throne....

[Tobu]

Waddles and Thunder... Why are everyone here on DQ saying "Welcome" to me in a weird way? Everyone here changed... A lot!

[cokeman]

Why are you so cruel?

http://www.stumbleupon.com/click_redir.php?t=49bd1ff344ba2&src=user&nature=thumbnail-15&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.virtualwolf.org%2Fimages%2Fars% 2Fhelpdeskwarning.png

[Tac]

Waddles and Thunder... Why are everyone here on DQ saying "Welcome" to me in a weird way? Everyone here changed... A lot!

I haven't *(suddenly realizes he's still new.)

[Marrden]

He isn't new.

[Flashlight]

I haven't *(suddenly realizes he's still new.)

Your new!

[Tobu]

I haven't *(suddenly realizes he's still new.)

I have been here before you joined, you are new! I just haven't been online in a long time now.

[Flashlight]

I have been here before you joined, you are new! I just haven't been online in a long time now.

Crank it up DJ!

[castlemanic]

why is abbrieviate such a long word?

[Flashlight]

Do you two feel uncomfortable sharing the same helpdesk?

[nrocha20]

Why has this thread become a spam fest that Thunder and Waddles are probobly not even going to visit?

[Thunder]

RIGHT, I'm updating.

[Coollady]

Why is Thunderaven so serious?

[Thunder]

Why is Thunderaven so serious?

(Sorry Wad, but I'm on and I have to answer with-)

Thunderaven: What do I look like, Confucious?

[Flashlight]

Wadling and Thunderaven what games you think are better?

Team Fortress 2 or Halo 3?

lolz

[Tac]

Thunderaven: What do I look like, Confucious?

*Hits gong*

[Flashlight]

Just answer my question goddammit!

[Tac]

Halo 3 dude.

[Flashlight]

Halo 3 dude.

I want them to answer it! >: D

But if Waddles doesn't have halo 3 than this answer will have allot of lags in it.

[Draunia05]

Why did Thunderaven change?

[Killervirus]

Why is anal sex the only way I can archieve orgasm?


Oops

[Flashlight]

We want answers goddammit!

[Wadling]

(Allow me to show to you the update that you might have missed. Thunder updated it a couple of days ago)





UPDATE #7

Thunderaven: RIGHT, seing as none of you raving fans who are stalking me seem to have noticed, I haven't been spending as much time on DQ as of late. SO THAT OBVIOUSLY MEANS NOT AS MUCH QUESTIONS ARE BEING ANSWERED.

What we're doing, instead of special saturday for a while, is making a huge massive post answering every single question asked during the week.

I expect my workload to continue until Easter at least, so sorry if you poor, depraved wonderers have to wonder a bit longer.

[Tac]

We want answers goddammit!

*crams asprin pill down throat.*

[Wolf Lover]

Can you give me any tips to surviving this forum?

[rainor]

don't annoy dale (realy don't)

[Wolf Lover]

don't annoy dale (realy don't)

Who's Dale?

[Flashlight]

Who's Dale?

That's for our gods to answer.

[Draunia05]

Who's Dale?

Your's Truly.

[Wolf Lover]

Your's Truly.

Well if thats the case then why don't we just call you Draunia, Raunia, or some other variation of you username?

[Draunia05]

Cause Dale is my real name, and people like to call me by it, and frankly i don't mind it. do you feel it's offending you in some way? if not, then just call me Dale.

[castlemanic]

(getting this back on track)

would you be a jedi or a sith?

[Flashlight]

Cause Dale is my real name, and people like to call me by it, and frankly i don't mind it. do you feel it's offending you in some way? if not, then just call me Dale.

Your breaking the thread rules!

[Wolf Lover]

Your breaking the thread rules!

Im sorry about breaking the rules but that question was directed toward him.

[Flashlight]

How did DQ got hacked?

[RustyMagnum]

How did DQ got hacked?

When has it been even hecked?

[Wadling]

Rabbi: So, Thudling, how does it feel to be a single entity? Who's the devil, and who's the angel?

Thudling: Well if we were a single entity, we wouldn't be two different personalities would we?

___________________

Tobu: Waddles and Thunder... Why are everyone here on DQ saying "Welcome" to me in a weird way? Everyone here changed... A lot!

Wadling: Well my good fellow, I certainly haven't noticed anybody acting any differently lately. How silly of you to ask. But if you want, you can have my lunch for asking such a delightful question!

Thunder: What he said.

___________________

Kenneth: Question: In your opinion, am I mature?

Thunder: No

Wadling: sorta

Thunder: He's the nice one

Wadling: Next

___________________

Cokeman: why do so many bots join our forum?

Thunder: Cause they all hate Wadling

Wadling: *sigh* It's right, I'm the cause... See as a child I was implanted with a computer chip tha-

Thunder: Shut up

Wadling: Fine, but the story included how to stop the bot takeove-

Thunder: SHUSH!

Wadling: Bu-

Thunder: NEXT!

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CM: why is abbrieviate such a long word?

Thunder: because abbreviating it would make no sense

Wadling: It was invented by the same guy who invented the word irony.

Thunder: Micheal Jackson?

Wadling: Let's move on...

___________________


Flashlight: Do you two feel uncomfortable sharing the same helpdesk?

Thunder: No, it's fairly big.

Wadling: Only when Thunder is playing TF2, wins and does a jig on the table... people stare a lot.

Thunder: I DO NOT! *Well maybe a little*

___________________


Flashlight: Wadling and Thunderaven what games you think are better?

Team Fortress 2 or Halo 3?

Thunder: Team Fortress. They have TAUNTS!

Wadling: I like both, but I have to say Halo 3, as I play it a lot more.

Thunder: WAVE GOODBYE CHA HEAD WANKA! *headshot*

Wadling: WOAH! There are kids on this forum ya wanka

___________________


Wolfie: Can you give me any tips to surviving this forum?

Wadling: Yes, but they are closely guarded secrets known only to-

Thunder: ME!

Wadling: I'd argue with that but... what's the point?

___________________


CM: would you be a jedi or a sith?

Wadling: I'd be whatever that Jar Jar Binks thingy was.

Thunder: What?

Wadling: What?

Thunder: Go away, next.

___________________

Flashlight: How did DQ got hacked?

Wadling: Shit got real!

Thunder: Wadling asked the bots nicely

Wadling: That was back when they liked me...

*And then Wadling pulled out all his hair, because posting these things are much harder work than they seem!*

[Tyemdi]

When would Castle IV be released (Not Repercussions, Castle IV)?

[Flashlight]

A psychopathic sandwich is in my home and hes trying to kill me!

What should i do?

[Tac]

My damn toaster won't work, what the hell should I do?

[Marrden]

How do I keep stalkers away?

[castlemanic]

How do I keep stalkers away?

*resists from making a bad joke*

how much do you receive from this job?

whats the weather like in Jupiter?

[Damian]

what's the key to a good text RPG?

[TorqueArcher]

Do you think cheese is awesome? (any kind)

[Thunder]

When would Castle IV be released (Not Repercussions, Castle IV)?

Thunderaven: WHEN OSCAR SAYS SO, BITCH!

Wadling: Sometime in 2012 I believe


A psychopathic sandwich is in my home and hes trying to kill me!

What should i do?

Wadling: Ummm, eat it?

Thunderaven: Do you:

A: Pull out your sword and charge it
B: Run for your sorry life
or C: Just eat it?


My damn toaster won't work, what the hell should I do?

Thunderaven: Fork.

Wadling: Make sure it's a metal fork, just start jamming it in like there's no tomorrow. If you do it right, there wont be.

Thunderaven: And that's Thunderaven and Wadling's suicide 101!


How do I keep stalkers away?

Thunderaven: Follow them home, vault over the fence, run up to the window, squeak your face across the glass, then go 'I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE'

Wadling: Just grab a fork, and start jamming it in there like there's no tomorrow!

Thunderaven: No Wadling, we've gone past rudimentary suicide, and now we're onto elementary stalking for a living.

Wadling: Huh? That wasn't suicide, that was murder 101. It's surprisingly similar.

Thunderaven: With a few minor corrections, your theory is completely correct

Wadling: I was on a low budget, sue me

Thunderaven: So I shall, NEXT!


how much do you receive from this job?

whats the weather like in Jupiter?

Both: ABOUT THREE FIDDY!

Wadling: And Jupiter is windy.

Thunderaven: With a slight chance of clouds later in the day.

Wadling: What did you expect? It's a gas planet, it's boring.

Thunderaven: But it FLOATS!

Wadling: All planets float.

Thunderaven: Yeah, but if you found a big enough swimming pool, Jupiter would float. CAN OUR LOUSY PLANET DO THAT?!

Wadling: Our planet is basically a swimming pool in itself.

Thunderaven:
EVERYTHING floats down here!

Wadling: Nuff' said.


what's the key to a good text RPG?

Thunderaven: About thre-

Wadling: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DO NOT HAVE IT ABOUT HOW THE ORCS ARE THREATENING HUMANITY AND HOW THE ELVES ARE DYING AND YOU HAVE TO SAVE EEEEEEEVERYONE!

Thunderaven:...what he said.

Wadling: Have something simple, yet fun. Start off light and fun, then build it up to a crecendo of fighting and/or character building

Thunderaven: He's not finished yet friends and neighbours!

Walding: And a good, original storyline is important, you also might want to include different catagories for players to choose from, e.g Races, classes, skills etc.

Thunderaven: Ok, now we're getting bored.

Wadling: For more infomation, refer to SPP's guide, stickied right here in the entertainment zone.

Thunderaven: And you people thought I was good at this shit.


Do you think cheese is awesome? (any kind)

Thunderaven: No.

Wadling: YES!

Thunderaven: Fuck off.

Wadling: Stilton kept me going through my recent fever I tell you!

Thunderaven: Go worship homiopathy.

Wadling: *Throws cheese fondu at Thunder*

Thunderaven: *Pours water on Wadling's head*

Wadling: *Throws Lemonade! CLOUDY LEMONADE!*

Thunderaven: *Whacks a plate of jelly off Wadling's head* BONK!

Wadling: *Duel wields bananas, and slaps Thunder*

Thunderaven: *draws bread roll*

Wadling: *Follows suit*

BOTH: FOOD FIGHT!

[Tac]

*cowers in fearm before throwing a tomatoe.*

[Flashlight]

Walding: And a good, original storyline is important, you also might want to include different catagories for players to choose from, e.g Races, classes, skills etc.

Who the hell is Walding?

[Wadling]

(Oh dear, It's Thudner and Walding now :lol:)

[castlemanic]

Alexander and Cleopatra are lying on the floor dead. Theres a broken bowl near them, and there are no marks on either one of them.

explain.

(Klawg, if you've taken this, dont ruin it)

[Thunder]

Alexander and Cleopatra are lying on the floor dead. Theres a broken bowl near them, and there are no marks on either one of them.

explain.

(Klawg, if you've taken this, dont ruin it)

Thunderaven:Alexander and Cleopatra are fish. Their bowl smashed and they flooded onto the floor.

And don't try to make yourself look smart by posting riddles, I know them all.

Wadling: What he said.

[Tac]

Thunderaven:I know them all.


*Says confidently before failing a game show.*

[Varthonai]

Thunderaven:Alexander and Cleopatra are fish. Their bowl smashed and they flooded onto the floor.

And don't try to make yourself look smart by posting riddles, I know them all.

Wadling: What he said.

Alright, you two smarty-pantses, how do you know he was just trying to look smart? Maybe someone else asked him the riddle and he was genuinely looking for help, didja ever think of THAT? Huh? Huh? Well, did you?!

[Thunder]

(Klawg, if you've taken this, dont ruin it)

(I'm fairly sure he knew the answer.)

[Varthonai]

(I'm fairly sure he knew the answer.)

Shouldn't Wad get a say in this? It's Thunderaven's AND Wadling's DQ Helpdesk, doncha know.

Anyway, Klawg could have been the one who asked the riddle.

[Flashlight]

Thunder who do you truly love?

Wadling or Walding?

[Tyemdi]

If I challenge you (either Thunderaven or Wadling) to eat fifty chilli peppers, would you do it?

[castlemanic]

(your both wrong, i just wanted to see if anyone else knew, i had just taken it in TOK yesterday and i was curious to see if they knew the answer.)

[Flashlight]

Thunder why are you cheating on Wadling?!

[cokeman]

Can homeless families homeschool their children or is that logistically and semantically impossible?