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cokeman
February 16th, 2009, 06:10 AM
instructions= every 10 somebody posts something like "ways to freak out your roommate" or "ways to commit suicide" ect. then everybody posts ways to do those things, until a new one is created.

first one is, ways to freak out your roommate...

Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
Tyemdi
February 16th, 2009, 09:14 AM
(I'm not sure if I understand that one...)

Leave your door slightly ajar. Put a bucket of icy water on the top of the door. Wait for your roommate to arrive...
TheOnlyHorse
February 16th, 2009, 09:17 AM
Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.(lol I gotta try that someday...)

Sorry no ideas... Except that you could change the icy water to red colored milk.
codbarley
February 16th, 2009, 04:27 PM
Dress up as an alien while he is taking a shower and attack him right before he gets out :P
Aval
February 16th, 2009, 04:42 PM
In the middle of a normal conversation, jump up and scream "WHY CAN'T I STOP THE KILLING!" then curl up into the fetal position.
Wadling
February 16th, 2009, 05:43 PM
Write him a card that says "If I can't have you, nobody can"

Then run away and hide somewhere in the house, so when he's finished reading he doesn't know where you are... This would probably be better with a girl roommate.
Thunder
February 16th, 2009, 05:51 PM
Run around in mad crazy circles humming the mission impossible theme.
rainor
February 16th, 2009, 05:57 PM
tell him to meet you in a dark alley when he arives go at his back with a knife put it at his neck(make shure you don't cut him)and say are you waiting me?
Thunder
February 16th, 2009, 06:02 PM
Shout very loudly from the next room. "Awh, FUCK! the tarantula got out again!"
Mastersarge 300
February 16th, 2009, 06:34 PM
At night, when he's asleep. Teabag him.
Aval
February 16th, 2009, 06:35 PM
The problem with that one is that when he awakens with a jolt, he bites your balls off.
codbarley
February 16th, 2009, 10:16 PM
ok It's been ten. time for ways to tell your parents you are gay...


Start acting like it around them.
Wadling
February 16th, 2009, 11:59 PM
Shove a playgirl under their noses and scream 'I LIKE THIS'

Then run away, subtle.
Tyemdi
February 17th, 2009, 10:15 AM
Buy or rent a homosexual porn video and bring it back home, telling your parents that you've brought something that everyone will like and watch it with them.
Kreekakon
February 17th, 2009, 11:32 AM
Brainwash your entire school to be like you so that you'll have an excuse portraying that "this is more normal than heterosexuality"
Thunder
February 17th, 2009, 12:17 PM
Don't.
cokeman
February 17th, 2009, 12:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw7IMYl5oU8
Klawg
February 17th, 2009, 03:43 PM
(Anything but I never bought one, implying that it doesn't matter whether you like it or not)

I guess I also have to add a "way". Be yourself. Whatever.
Thunder
February 18th, 2009, 01:23 AM
Sing "Thriller" (with dance moves) repeatedly.
Vracer
February 21st, 2009, 06:09 AM
Start talking with a lisp all the time and make purring sounds when a guy walks by.