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Draunia05
January 16th, 2009, 02:56 AM
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The Noob Extinction Revolution
Your Path
I've been getting alot of "Can i be in this as that" etc etc so I've decided to remake the thread for all you people wishing to make your own Point of view.
Rules:
Each post must include a story and image (Image must be self made)
Your story must not clash with someone elses
You can only do 1 story at a time
Anyone can join at anytime
For further Questions send me a PM.
Scenario:
DeletionQuality city has been overrun with a Noob Outbreak, with limited choices you either fight or escape, either way it's a matter of life or death.
what you would do in these turn of events?
Kaza
January 16th, 2009, 05:15 AM
Okay... *forces myself not to stray off topic*
So...uh...
Name: Hatake Kaza
Weapons: A demon arm (Nero's from Devil May Cry 4 - when used it can unleash powerful demon energy using a (I dunno wat) summoned hand) A Sharingan. And a sword like always! :D
Outer looks: My Kakashi look. Including the Sharingan. Oh and make sure the forehead protector has the DQ logo. Not the Fire Village logo.
Bio so far (trying to make it as a non-godly thingamajigg): At the start, Kaza was always an outsider to the DQ community. Things changed when the Noob Extinction started. The call for help came, and Kaza decided to join. Kaza somehow, managed to survive till the end of the revolution. One day, during his everyday walk, he was attacked by a Claw-version of a noob-survivor (a Claw is an evolved creature as you know it like the one who attacked Ray) and killed.
There. Not very godly at all. :D
castlemanic
January 16th, 2009, 06:13 AM
One question I think everyone would probably want to know as well.
How far (time wise) are we into the outbreak? like total desertion and destruction? at the begining of the outbreak?
Draunia05
January 16th, 2009, 06:19 AM
the city is already overrun. so there are noobs everywhere and you've got to escape. theres no specific time in which you are in.
Tyemdi
January 16th, 2009, 10:52 AM
Yay and thanks!
Name: Me, of course.
Weapons: turquoise lightsaber
Appearance: Sky blue stick-figure with short hair and dark brown eyes.
Bio: A young teenager who's immature and optimistic, Kenneth has been with the DQ community for a long time, posting in threads and enjoying himself. At least, that was until the N00b Outbreak. His mediocre Jedi abilities would prove almost useless against the massive hordes of the N00b army. His only option is to escape, however, mysterious dangers lie ahead...
(Do we have to make an image?)
Aval
January 16th, 2009, 11:53 AM
Hmm. Can it be animated?
Draunia05
January 16th, 2009, 12:01 PM
yeah sure.
Kurei Z
January 16th, 2009, 01:08 PM
Interesting. I'll join.
Name: K-Z
Looks: Red stickman with white eyes, which is the cause of the n00b infection
Weapon: magnum and an AK47
Bio: A pre-teen who is infected by a n00b 3 years ago, which is cured but leaves a mark behind. He chose escape but it seems that luck isn't by his side.....
When can we start?
EDIT: Making an image of m self right now.
TheOnlyHorse
January 16th, 2009, 03:28 PM
*cough*
READ
Each post must include a story and image (Image must be self made)
Your story must not clash with someone elses
You can only do 1 story at a time
Anyone can join at anytime
This is NOT AN RPG between members. You draw your OWN pictures. Do your OWN story. Go and have a look in the old N-E-R thread. You people will get some tips from there.
Killervirus
January 16th, 2009, 04:28 PM
Is it really necessary to post an image?
Draunia05
January 16th, 2009, 10:30 PM
not necessarily
castlemanic
January 18th, 2009, 01:47 PM
I run. The sounds of noobs come from behind me as i start running down the corridor in one of the buildings. i come across a dead end.
SHIT i turn around, my sword pointing in the direction of the noobs. I could smell them, they're foul beings. I ready my sword and two rocket barrels come from each side of the sword.
if only there was enough space to put more stuff in. I aim my sword at the oncoming noobs.
"STAND BACK FOUL BEASTS!"
what a cliche!
Ofcourse, they were noobs, so they wouldnt understand.
one started to speak.
"@!#??/)()[)/"
"ENGLISH!"
"^$&??([})(857"
"Never mind."
I pulled the makeshift trigger on the sword, one of the barrels unleashed its rocket as i dove away from the noob crowd, and the imminent explosion.
(I only have the rocket mode on the sword, nothing else)
Kurei Z
January 18th, 2009, 04:04 PM
(YAY! I can start)
I woke up in an empty tunnel, unaware that noobs might spot me here. As I woke up, I scratch my head.
"Where am I? Urkh! My head. Oh yeah, somebody knock my head and fainted."
I start to look around. The place creeps me out. Looks more like an empty mansion.
"Guess I'll have to look around in here."
As I walk through the place, a sound passed behind me.
"Who's that!?!!? Show yourself!"
As I look closely, I looked behind the table and.................................
ZOMG! It's a plastic!
"Wha! Damn!"
So look in front and a noob stared at me.
"Uh-oh."
The noob caught and tried to noobify me. I kick it's face several times and it still won't let go.
"Let go of me, you blithering fool!"
So, I grab my gun in my pocket and shoot the noob in it's head, but in vain. I still continue to shoot it and it finally came into a halt. The noob died.
"Damn! Wasted a lot of ammo! Can't go on like this."
Then.............................................. ........................
Kaza
January 18th, 2009, 07:39 PM
Now it's my turn...(dun-dun-dun...)
*whistles* "Ah, fresh air! What a nice mor--"
I barely dodged some noobs by accidentally tripping.
When I stood up, there were three noobs staring at me, drooling.
As they charged to make a noobish meal out of me, I pulled out my sword and cut one in half. With my arm, I grabbed another noob and slammed it against the wall.
When I looked ahead, I could swear my face was a few centimeters away from another noob's face. It jumped on me. It tried to noob-claw me as I attempted to escape from it's grasp. I taunted it. "WHY YOU NOOBY NOOBISH NOOB WHAT TYPE OF NOOB THING YOU GONNA NOOB ME WITH HUH HUH HUH? YOU SILLY NOOBY NOOBISH NOOB!"
Apparently, it didn't work, because of course, they can't understand English.
So instead all I got was a barrage of attacks. After that, I managed to choke the noob. Gasping for breath, I made my way to the DQ.
Kurei Z
January 19th, 2009, 03:37 AM
Apparently I ran out of ammo. So I continue to walk until something unexpected happened. I saw an AK47 lying on the floor.
"Uuuuuuu! How did such a magnificent weapon be lying down here?'
It was a trap. Hundreds of noobs try to take me down. But with my AK47, I was unstoppable, that is, until I ran out of bullets.
"Shit. No way out."
I lean on the wall and it was a trap door. I ended up in nowhere.
It was too dark. I couldn't see a thing. I pick up my flashlight and I see corpses, lying down the floor.
"It must be the noobs who did this. I couldn't just let more people die horribly like this."
(To be continued)
Draunia05
January 19th, 2009, 06:07 AM
(The Following story is not In revelation to the Animation)
(Example of how Story should be set out)
http://i44.tinypic.com/igw9oj.jpg
Our Team of the finest soldiers have been sent in to eliminate a noob outbreak that has been released upon the City of DQ. I'm John Bryde, one of the soldiers of this team. We've been briefed to rescue as many civilians as we can and to hold off the noob outbreak until we can finally declare the city clear ready for a nuclear blast wiping the town clean of everything, leaving nothing behind.
Klawg
January 19th, 2009, 09:02 AM
yeah sure.
I doubt that you'd want to animate 100 requests.
You know what I'd say? To let everyone in of a fair share, you should make something of a scene where all the wishing members would meet up/gather up together for something like a standoff. That could be something like a base of a group evacuation point. That way you could include many and not break so many people hearts :(
Draunia05
January 19th, 2009, 09:13 AM
i think you're in the wrong thread, this is an individual thread. nothing like in relation to the animation which i've already said. and i'm not animating 100 requests. perhaps you should Read the thread.
Klawg
January 19th, 2009, 09:17 AM
Perhaps I already did
Read the thread.
But you've never excluded the possible fact that this was not going to be a part of the orginal NER. Read through your first post again if you want, you never mention that this can't possibly go into the original
Draunia05
January 19th, 2009, 09:28 AM
But you've never excluded the possible fact that this was not going to be a part of the orginal NER.
Did i need to? i've already said in the original thread.
I WILL SAY NO TO ALL REQUESTS FOR APPEARANCES AND CAMEO
even in big letters.
Klawg
January 19th, 2009, 09:39 AM
Did i need to? i've already said in the original thread.
even in big letters.
Pretty fancy. I've seen your big letters Dale, believe me.
But, who knows? What if you're looking at these posts and actually considering putting several characters into the original? You never said no to that being a possiblility. As mentioned before, you've never mentioned that this has absolutely no connection to the original, so how would anyone know?
I can bet you that half, or probably more than half the people who are posting here are actually hoping for a position in that flash. Otherwise, if they knew for sure that 99% of the time their story would be rejected and useless, they would simply ignore the damn thing! Do you honestly think that this is for the purpose of entertaining themselves? No! Most just want a position here by hoping that their request would be noticed, considered, (with your original rules put into exception) and included, that is the true reason. Think of it as winning a lottery. Deep down, we realize that chances of getting in on the prize are minimal, yet people still do it, even when deep down they realize that there are almost no chances. It's called stupid hope.
So, with people thinking that, and hoping for it, what do you think? It only gives them more to hope for. They think there is a slim chance of becoming a star.
Draunia05
January 19th, 2009, 09:46 AM
this isn't a submission thread it's a rebirth of the old original thread. http://forums.deletionquality.net/showthread.php?t=2958&
honestly do you love taking the tiniest thing and expanding it to make it seem like a big deal just to make yourself look smart?
Zackie
January 19th, 2009, 10:04 AM
Name : Zackie
Weapon : None atm.
Story : After getting seperated with Dale, Zackie is trying his best to stay alive. Climbing into a vet where no noobs would find him. He went into hiding. Zackie has only a can of expired beans to survive.
Someone save Zackie!!
rainor
January 19th, 2009, 12:01 PM
name:rainor
weapon:gaus rifle with 10 bullets and a desert eagle
apparance:dark blue stick with helmet and anti noob kevlar
story:he was leading alfa squad when the giant noob atacked the convoy at the mod hq he is the only survivor.he is hiding in mod squad hq
castlemanic
January 19th, 2009, 03:01 PM
(*facepalm* if i see another post that makes it seem like people are trying to get a part in the thing, i dont know what ill do)
The explosion ripped through the noobs as I was thrown back and hit the wall. I looked up, and the corridor was covered in blood.
thank god, theyre all dead.
I got up and my leg started to hurt. Using my sword as a prop, i limped my way out of that room and towards the stairs.
How did this all start? What happened to DQ? How did it end up like this?
Kaza
January 20th, 2009, 10:26 PM
As I ran on, I found a map of a subway tunnel leading directly 13 degrees East of DQ, following the map, I found that abandoned tunnel, and entered it. Fortunately, there were still lights so I could see. After a hard 10 miles of walking and running, I stopped to rest and eat my banana potato sandwich which I packed for lunch. I had no choice but eat it because the noob groups only spared some plants because it ate everything except potatos, wheat, flour, and bananas (they never liked them anyways). So there I sat, when suddenly, one light flicked out. Silently, I put my half-eaten sandwich away, and continued on. Soon, I noticed lamps flicked out whenever I walked past it. My arm was glowing, indicating a source of power was near, dangerous, and deadly. Soon, I saw a shadow behind my shadow when the lights flicked out. I stopped walking, and heard a heavy, controlled breathing. Suddenly I ran, without looking around, now that the danger had aroused me. A roar ripped across the tunnel, sending every rat in the tunnel back to it's hole. I saw a light ahead. But the footsteps thundered closer. And closer. Until I burst through the light, and threw a heavy rock at the ceiling of the tunnel, causing it to collapse. The roars soon died away. Then, when I looked ahead, I saw the small city of DQ to the east. I headed over.
A few miles certainly did not take a long time. The whole city was empty, except for groups of dead noob bodies. I walked past the allyways, looking for a person. Then I saw a tower. It was significantly tall. "There must be someone there," I thought. I entered the building. Suspecting the elevator was full of noobs, I took the stairs. During those 130 flights of stairs, I did not meet a single living thing. Except for some noobs which I slashed to death. On the top floor, while sitting around, I heard the elevator door being hit. Taking out my sword, I pointed it at the door. A noob hand appeared, just as the windows cracked. High pitch screams meant some weird disordered flying noobs were surrounding the tower. Mass numbers of noobs meant there was probably no way out.
Unless...
(to be continued)
BanHammor
January 21st, 2009, 01:03 PM
Name:BanHam
Age: 14
Bio: After a few voyages in the CTSG outside DQ, BanHam went to a long sleep. Before that Oscar told him (and everybody else) a rule to take every single weapon in a cell before going to living rooms. When he woke up because of gunshots, he had only his swiss knife with him. He was surprised that noobs were there, but ready.
"Corkscrew... Scissors... toothpick... Knife!" he said to himself.
Noobs laid on his front door, striving to blow it. BH had only a few seconds to prepare. He saw a breaking in noob and the knife flew out of his hand right into the neck. He pulled it out and blood sprayed everywhere, flooding everybody's eyes. He repeated the operation again and again, until all the noobs were gone.
(Now I'll introduce a not-known in DQ NPC, which is allowed, like the pilot in Dale's lines.)
He ran out of the room and saw a girl with 2 pistols, and a very familiar
face. She was his girlfriend, outside DQ.
-M..Manyasha?
Kaza
January 21st, 2009, 11:10 PM
Name:BanHam
Age: 14
Bio: After a few voyages in the CTSG outside DQ, BanHam went to a long sleep. Oscar told him (and everybody else) to take every single weapon in a cell before going to living rooms. Whaen he woke up because of gunshots, he had only his swiss knife with him.
(2b continued)
Ummm...read... please.
(REMEMBER YOUR STORY CANNOT INTERVENE WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S)
(Including Oscar)
BanHammor
January 22nd, 2009, 07:28 PM
Ummm...read... please.
(REMEMBER YOUR STORY CANNOT INTERVENE WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S)
(Including Oscar)
It is not even remotely the story clash!
The clashing looks like "BH went out of his apartment and saw Oscar. He talked to Oscar about the moderators for a while and went along to break out".
Mine was only the rule that Oscar said BEFORE outbreak, in peace and quietness!
castlemanic
January 22nd, 2009, 08:17 PM
I walked forward, down the stairs. I looked at the cracks on the walls as i remembered what this place used to be. Lively, flourishing, active.
Dam him, dam him to hell! he had personally known the man who caused the chaos, but had lost contact with him. Now, there was no way of fighting him, his noobs obeyed his every command. I sighed as i continued my slow descent. My leg still throbbed in pain.
Itll be a short while before i can walk properly again. I said as i continued down the stairs. Suddenly, scurrying noises sounded from the top of the stairs.
SHIIIIIT!
Kaza
January 22nd, 2009, 11:56 PM
Using my arm, I grabbed one of the flying demons with a summoned hand, hitched a ride, and watched as that demon started to rocket down towards the ground. Quickly, I jumped off. Then, when I looked towards the building, a hail of noobs streaked towards me. "At least I'm in an open area, now," I said. But no, I was in the middle of a football field, and there were hundreds of noobs. How in the world could I survive. I muttered, "Goto hell."
rainor
January 25th, 2009, 12:57 PM
i was runing to the valut in teory impenetrable when i got there it was swarming with noobs
"oh sh*t" i silently go to the nearest room hoping not to be full of noobs
when i got there it was empty
*sigh*
"my team is dead,comunications are out,i can't call for reinforcements, im low on ammo, can't find anyone alive,and they are nuking the city in....... 3 days"
"maybe there is someone blocked under the colapsed buildind,but i can't go there wntil i find some ammo for my desert eagle.ahh!not againg"
...........................
okay does anyone remember this thread
Rabbi106
January 27th, 2009, 06:11 PM
Name: Leo Thomas
Age:14
Weapons: Sniper Rifle, Wakizashi
Bio: He was visiting Newgrounds City when the outbreak started, and he wasn't exactly prepared for the invasion of noobs. Soon after she got back, a noob bit him. He killed it, but the infection was still there. He isn't sure if he's immune, but so far nothing weird has happened. He is now hiding in his abandoned "Introduce Yourself" thread, because even noobs rarely go there.
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh200/Rabbi106/NoobinSight.jpg
The days went by agonizingly, and he was running low on rations. He had also taken most of the food in the area. *I need to get to the town.* He took his rifle and his sword and went out. He saw a few noobs in the area, and picked them off one by one with his gun, and went on. After the occasional noob encounter, he got to General Square, where a legion o noobs was waiting for him...
rainor
January 27th, 2009, 06:48 PM
after he felt better he heard something from his radio
"what!? they said me the comunications are out,dam"
"Sir,we have lost contact with alfa squad a few hours ago and our baricade wont last long if we don't get reinforcements"
"negative sargent no reinforcements this time *alarm* what was that?!"
"huh? whats happening there,Sir do you hear me?"
"sargent i order to retreat in NG,noobs got us too,this was my last transmision,good luck"
"sh*t we are the last ones good i have took this scheme of the building.now where can i find some ammo?ahh!here"
when i got out it was dark you could not see a thing,at the corner there was a group of noobs they were in line,that's why the gaus exists,with one shot i got'em the bad part,the recoil.i got a few flors down without seeing any noobs. when i was at the ammo depot
"wah!it's huge it's like they knew about the invasion and gatherd suplyes,anyway i take some weapons and ammo and get out of here
Tobu
January 27th, 2009, 07:25 PM
ID CARD
http://i41.tinypic.com/246weh3.png
Age: 22
Job: Assassin
Appearance: Not known
Language: All
Weapon: Martial Arts
I was taking a walk in the peaceful Google-Park when the outbrake came... I was looking for a person i should kill.
They killed everyone, but i survived. Now i'm all alone looking for a person i can cooperate with... If i stay alone for too long, i'll get out of my mind. So i'm leaving signs that says where i'm hiding, n00bs can't read so i don't worry about them. I can kill n00bs, but i got my limits.
(To be continued)
And yeah. I know the image looks like crap, but it was actually just a test i made with my new tablet long time ago... I'll do better next time
Rabbi106
January 28th, 2009, 02:26 AM
*Shit.* Leo ran. He had to get out, but he soon found that he was cornered. *No choice.* He took out his wakizashi and dove in. He was doing ok, but then he was tackled from the side. He lashed out, and felt the snag of the blade going through bone. He then swung his leg out, and tripped a noob, who was soon impaled. Suddenly, a noob grabbed his arm, and
another tackled him to the ground, again. He then blacked out....
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh200/Rabbi106/Diie.jpg
Varthonai
January 28th, 2009, 02:41 AM
This is NOT AN RPG between members. You draw your OWN pictures. Do your OWN story. Go and have a look in the old N-E-R thread. You people will get some tips from there.
Hang on a minute. I distinctly remember you having a story with Deadbrain in the old NER thread. :think:
cokeman
January 28th, 2009, 05:41 AM
Name:Regal Bryant
Age:36
Weapons:various explosives and guns
Bio:Worked at an explosives factory for the government, when he heard that the noobs were coming began to dig himself an underground base(to hide), but his family wanted to leave the city, so he stayed behind and packed his base full of explosives a few guns and food, then saw on the news that the highway packed full of people leaving the city got attacked by the noobs, which his family would have been by then, lost in his depression the noobs invade the city, and he begins to plan out what to do...
May,18th,2009
-I heard a noob walking over top my base today, i was too scared to even move, if it wasnt for the fact that i covered up the hatch with grass they might have found me...
May,20th,2009
-I had a nightmare about my family again, every time I do I brake out in tears, my family screaming for thier lives, the noobs killing them, my family lying on the street covered in blood...why, why has god done this...
May,23rd,2009
-I spent the day setting up security measures, but i dont know what i am going to do when my food runs out, but I have enough to last for another week and a have, whats taking the army so long to clear out the city?...
TheOnlyHorse
January 28th, 2009, 06:49 AM
Hang on a minute. I distinctly remember you having a story with Deadbrain in the old NER thread. :think:Varth... This is the NEW thread. Not the old one. New rules, new stories.
And I didn't know these rules back in Spring 2008.
Draunia05
January 28th, 2009, 07:03 AM
Good to see things are going great, keep it up guys. :)
TWL
January 28th, 2009, 07:27 AM
I am kinda lazy.
http://forums.deletionquality.net/showthread.php?t=3161
Tobu
January 28th, 2009, 11:42 AM
Good to see things are going great, keep it up guys. :)
Yeah it works great! And thanks :thumbsup:
cokeman
January 28th, 2009, 05:04 PM
so...are we allowed to have more than 1 character in our story, as long as it isnt somebody elses character?
May, 27th, 2009
-I heard more noobs walking above my base this morning, i think the city's noob population is growing, I wonder what the government plans to do, or will they leave us survivors to die...I hope not...
May, 29th,2009
-My food is beginning to dwindle, the foot steps outside are becoming for frequent, I'm scared, this could be my last journal entry...
April, 1st, 2009
-Holy shit, Holy shit!, I have been discovered...they have found my base...the first 3 died in my spike trap, several fell to my flame trap...the rest i shot...im going to have to leave the base, it is too risky to stay here, my food is nearly gone, and the decomposing corpses are beginning to smell, this will be my last journal entry, I hope this will be found one day when the noobs are gone...
(the story will no longer be followed by a diary)
Tyemdi
January 28th, 2009, 05:22 PM
(I might as well get a start on this NER topic.)
On the day of the N00b outbreak, a squad of twenty-three soldiers evacuated a small part of the DQ forums. I packed all of my essentials in a backpack hurridly and, before I left, locked my flat in the DQ apartments.
The squad have quarantined approximately thirty-five people so far. I met the man in charge, Leuitenant Bullseye.
"Where are the choppers taking us to?" I shouted over the din of the helicopters.
"Another website." he answered. "At least until the situation is under control."
Tobu
January 28th, 2009, 05:54 PM
"Where are the choppers taking us to?" I shouted over the din of the helicopters.
"Another website." he answered. "At least until the situation is under control."
Haha nice! Take to NG city. It's great... xD
I could imagine me how serious this whole story was, untill i heard that "Another website" then it all became funny xD
But still, this is an interesting and kickass story.
BanHammor
January 28th, 2009, 05:58 PM
(The style here is very similar to my CTSG style, cause I lead the same char there and here)
-M..Manyasha?
The girl lay on the floor, her hand and her leg was injured, one of two pistols fallen off her hands.
-Yes, my dear. - she answered
-What are you doing here?
-As you, I joined the community a while ago. When I saw your name, I wanted to get here. Unluckily, this was the time when the outbreak began.
-May I help you?
-*Sarcasm* No, as you see, I'm still not injured!
-My god... Here!
He saw a medic pack, gently disinfected and stopped blood on the bloody spots. then, he helped her to get up and got a pistol.
-So where are we going to?
-I don't know, actually. The lifters are messed up, and the stairs are flooded with noobs. Maybe fire ladder?
-Here - Manyasha showed a point on the "firemap" - we are. There is the ladder. So we have to get down two floors, then - to the other side.
The next five minutes were in silence, disturbed only by "holy shit" screams of BanHammor's girlfriend. The picture was scary enough to say that. Infact, DQers were fighting brutally against the noobs. Half of the noobs was killed there, the other half was killed by BanHam and Manyasha. It was clear that they couldn't survive without a shitload of guns and ammo in the streets. Even when they climbed down, they saw killed people behind the windows. They were heading towards a building where all the weapons were - the Off- Topic threads.
rainor
January 28th, 2009, 06:22 PM
after i got some ammo i needed a shelter and food
"ok let's see what i have.
1 mangum
40 347.bullets
an rpg,3 rockets
and one sniper"
"i think it's enough for now"
"now i have to find a place to hide,but where? Ohh. i know i have a house somewere here not far away yhere i'l go"
after i left the noobs started to gather it look'd like they are going to atack the baricade
"i hope they escaped"
cokeman
January 28th, 2009, 07:04 PM
*peeks outside the hatch* looks clear *runs off to the nearest building*
walking down through a dark indoor gaurage, *heres something run behind him, quickly looks behind, only to see darkness, then grabs his gun tighter*
*walks up to an elevator, then hears breathing from behind, he then turns around and shoots killing the noobs instantly...only to find many noob eyes staring at him, he then hits the elevator button which then opens and he runs inside, 2 noobs leap into the elevator after him, thier legs get caught in the door, he then shoots them, afterwards hits the button to go to the underground floor, the door opens to reveal a long fuse that splits off into many more, each fuse ending up at a pillar or wall, with packs of C-4 at each, he grins as he takes out 4 more packs of C-4 out of his backpack and puts the at the ends of the fuses* it is almost time...for my revenge...
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn262/cokeman11/c-4boom.jpg
sorry for such a big picture
castlemanic
January 29th, 2009, 12:23 AM
Castlemanic limped as quickly as he could, the sounds of noobs followed closely from behind.
shit shit shit shit shit shit shiiiiiiiiit.
Castlemanic kept moving, but the noobs were getting closer.
turning around, castlemanic fired a missle at the end of the staircase, causing the path to be blocked. He quickly moved, knowing all too well that the noobs would get past the blockade quickly enough.
Kaza
January 29th, 2009, 03:47 AM
Ready to die, I waited, and closed my eyes. Suddenly, I was throttled to the ground by strange vision of pipes bursting as if an explosion was triggered. At first, I got superstitious. Then I realized, visions are visions, what harm can they do to me?
Suddenly, the ground shot a hydraulic beam of water at me and I was thrown 100 ft in the air. I used my stitched banana peels as a parachute (well I had to make SOMETHING out of those peels) and landed at a safe, full-of-food, old gas station. Just then I realized that the noobs, on the way, must have accidently clogged a water pipe along their way to charge at me. I went in the station, and said hello? Anyone there? Silence. This place stenched of blood. So maybe this wasn't "safe" after all. Growling was in the building, and when I looked at the map, it showed a pathway leading from the station to a bunker. When I looked afar, I saw a helicopter on top of the building that should be the bunker.
On I went, through the gas station, and onto the walkway. When I turned around, I
saw a gas station worker pointing a shotgun at me. "Are you a noob?", he said. "Wait, what?" "Oh, so you aren't one. Cause of course, noobs can't speak English."
After a while of talking, he revealed that his name was Mark Locke, and the growling was only a recording of a lion used to keep noobs away. When I asked him, "Why not go over to that building and take the helicopter?", he suddenly turned pale. He said quietly, "Two months ago, me and my buddy Jim Flake decided to head to that dang bunker over there. We fought noobs, creatures, and even noob-infected zombies and tried to reach the roof. During a fight, my friend sacrificed himself to get me to the helicopter. Well, you see, the tank was empty. I muttered to myself 'Dang, I should have brought some fuel.' Then, I saw a figure of my friend going up the stairs to the roof. When the light shined on him, it was too late. He was infected by the noob-disease. And...and...and I k-killed him. I p-pressed the trigger. Hoping to die, I j-jumped off the building and my mind went black. When I woke up, I saw an infected dead noob-general who brought me here when his infection was almost complete. Then he committed suicide. So I decided to wait till someone strong enough to help me get to the helicopter came here. Now you are here."
Silently, I asked him if he wanted to go to the heli pad again. He said yes.
Rabbi106
January 31st, 2009, 08:14 PM
He woke up from a loud explosion. The noobs ran towards it, and I staggered up. I then winced as I felt pain on my side. I put my habd there, and the wound almost felt like...*Bite marks. Shit!* He was bitten by a noob. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" His scream rung out through the abandoned square. *That's twice now. I really hope I'm immune.* He limped along the street, with his wakizashi held inverted behind his back, his left hand clutching his wound. He looked side to side, noticing the occasional noob on a rooftop, or on the other side of a window. he was able to fend them off when they ran at him, but not easily. He eventually got to a crashed ambulance. *Hopefully I can heal this wound.* He got inside the ambulance, and noticed a dead doctor. He searched the body, and found a keyring with three keys on it. I tried them in the ignition, and the second one started the car. "Yeah, baby!" He found medical supplies and gauze in the back, administered them on his wounds, and drove down the street, blissfully unaware of the blaring siren....
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cokeman
January 31st, 2009, 08:31 PM
huff, huff, huff, I was getting tired, but I couldnt stop now, it cant end here. I was running for my life as hundreds of noobs chased me, I continued to run. then some noobs appeared in front of me, I pulled out my machine gun and killed the ones in front of me and ran right through, I ran into a nearby building whereas the noobs followed me, it was dark so they lost me after that, they all began searching the building looking for me, I was hiding behing a crate near the entrance when 1 spotted me, I wispered "this is it" and set off the trigger while jumping over the crate to the outside, I heard several loud explosions, the building crumbling behind me, and the screams of the hundreds of noobs that were crushed to dead, as some noobs ran out of the only exit(i blocked off all the others while setting up the trap) I shot the ones running out leaving none alive, i knew that the falling building would attract more, so i ran back to the hideout
Rabbi106
February 1st, 2009, 12:22 AM
And then he noticed the siren. Well, he noticed the noobs chasing him, then the siren. He shifted the car into reverse, and floored the gas. He felt several THUNKs as he drove over a swarm of noobs. He stopped when he heard the last THUNK, and got out of the ambulance. He looked at the corpses, and noticed a strange one. Its face was contorted with jumbled 1337 speak and sentince fragments in caps lock. *Spammer.*
Draunia05
February 3rd, 2009, 10:27 AM
(The Following story is not In revelation to the Animation)
(Story of: John Bryde, member of the DQ AntiNoob Squad)
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3 HOURS AFTER DROP OFF
It has been 3 hours since the team has been sent in to keep the city under control with no prevail. 5 men have been reported dead in the last hour, and 8 men lost in total. After securing an abandoned warehouse I make an attempt to radio in the remaining team sent to clear out the mall located west from my current postion.
"We're pinned down, all civilians have been presumed killed due to our evac chopper crashing into a nearby building approximately 3 Km south of your position. proceed to confirm if there are any survivors. over."
Following my orders I left the warehouse and headed for the crash site.
Rabbi106
February 8th, 2009, 05:16 AM
Then, Leo collapsed. He felt a sharp pain in his chest, and his vision flickered. He was on the ground for a few more seconds before he got up again. *what the hell?* He looked at his hand, and noticed that his fingernails had turned to full-on claws. *No. No! this can't be happening! I'm turning!* He waited a few seconds, wincing, waiting for the painful transformation. Nothing happened. He opened his eyes. He still had claws, and upon looking at a reflective surface, noticed that his eyes had gotten paler. *What the f...* He had no idea what was going on. He was still conscious, and he didn't have a desire to ruin people's fun on message boards. He reloaded his rifle, and walked towards...somewhere. Hell, he had no idea, but anywhere was better than wherever he was a second ago. Hopefully.
Kaza
February 18th, 2009, 02:33 AM
"You ready?"
"Yeah."
"You sure?"
"Of course"
"Okay, lets do this!"
We made our way cautiously down the road to the Blinglight Bunker, the name of the deserted building we were headed to.
"Lets move out!"
"Okay, but we really gotta stay together, ya know..."
"Of course! Am I that dumb?"
We continued on. We were there, right in front of the bunker.
"Oh, I have one more question for you."
"Uh...yeah?"
"What was that stench of blood that was in your hideout?"
"Oh...that was my family..."
When I saw him starting to look down, I quickly said, "Maybe I shouldn't have said that."
He said in return. "Na it's okay."
I opened the door. It creaked in return. The whole entire place seemed to land a blow on my head, with the stench, with the horror, and with its pride (this is tricky to understand but don't worry). We went on. First, we tried the basement.
Silitor
February 18th, 2009, 01:32 PM
(Since Pictures aren't necessary, I'll give this a try. Cos i suck at drawing. ;_;)
Badump... Badump... I slipped in and out of conciousness, i could hear my heart beating loudly in my ears. It throbbed like a resting beast. Was i alive...? Feeling left my body. It was useless. I could not feel sweat, but i was exhausted. Energy had completely left my body. And yet i could not sleep. I was slipping in and out of life and death. If i didnt do something seriously soon, i would die. I gathered all the nonexistant energy, and harnessed it to scan the area.
First-aid... First-aid... I thought.
I found a pack lying a few paces away. But if i hadn't the energy to retrieve it, what was the point of noticing it in the first place?
How did this even come to pass? Think back... Half... no... an hour back?
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I sighed as i looked at my mountain of paperwork, all ready to be signed. This was but one of the late nights i spent on work. So i began my work, replacing one sheet of paper, and placing it in front of me, even though i read the words, my mind was elsewhere.
I looked at my identification card.
Name: Zoey Valva
Sex: Female
Job: Manager
Bio: Unawares of the dangers that were about to befall her, Zoey thinks that it's just another normal day of life. But little did she know, the noobs were coming.
And then, it happened. Out of nowhere, a thousand smilies descended upon the paper.
The noob invasion has begun.
Kaza
February 19th, 2009, 04:07 AM
It's been hours. I wonder how long we could keep this up. Mark shot all the zombies lying on the ground like lifeless corpses. I killed all the noobs in the basement. The only interesting thing we found was an old diary, and a miniature statue encrusted with dried blood. Once the basement was safe enough, Mark and I began to read the diary which had in the front cover _im F_ _k_ a_d K_ _a.
†Diary†
Day 1
Today's my first day in the military! Me and my buddy (blank) had entered the military! I'm happy I managed to join, yet I miss my family and my friends. I feel like I left them all behind. My uncle George (who's wife disappeared, by the way) is really proud of me. He's a tall, handsome man with a fine build. Every time he went past a lady, they'd swoon. My mother Sall and my father Joe all miss me because I'm the only boy in the family. I'm still wondering about my friend, Fraiy Locke. She's pretty cute yet she likes to play like a boy. Once, she even scared me by jumping out of a bush saying in a low voice, "Hello there." Pretty amazing. Well, no big news right now so I'll stop here.
For some reason, Mark froze, as if remembering something. I asked, "Fraiy Locke. Same last name as you. Related?" He replied, "Very."
rainor
February 19th, 2009, 02:05 PM
wile i was walking through the streets an idea hit meouch
"papper and pen,papper and pen here they are"i used them to write a mesage "on mesage:for any survivors at the rules section and look for and look for a black painted window"
"now that this is done i must go at the power plant and activate the auto defence system"
after i walked a few streets i noticed something
"*read on wall*please help me i'm alive"
i goed inside and........... nothing
"nobody is here probably he left"
suddenly smilies were all over the place
"fauk i must leave"
"screams"
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Rabbi106
February 20th, 2009, 12:32 AM
Leo limped along the street. All the topics he passed were empty, with random writing on the walls. The posts were strewn around, many ripped to shreds. The noobs he encountered seemed to ignore him. He must have been noobified enough to register as a noob in their premature senses. "God...I'm not feeling so well...," he said. Then, he heard whirring, that of a helicopter. He looked up, then behind him. He saw a helicopter. "HEY! OVER HERE!" said Leo. In the helicopter, an Anti-Noob Squad troop looked at Leo with binoculars. He looked at him, and was going to tell the pilot to land, but then he saw the claws, and the paleness in his eyes. The helicopter flew past, and Leo was left behind in the wasteland. "Wait!" said Leo, "please...." Leo limped along, knowing he would never be rescued.
rainor
February 20th, 2009, 10:23 AM
a noob jumped on him
*trying to resist*
i reached my gun
*point's gun at noob*
"adios"*boom! headshot*
"what the ---"
"it can't be.a heli here?!"
the helicopter fly above him
"here!here!,they don't hear me*looks at gun*this is my only chance"
*shoot's gun,suddenly a swarm of noobs apeared from a building and the heli start's shooting at noobs*
"pilot land we must get him out of there"
"good they heard me now i need to hold e'm off"
*after 2 long minutes i was safe*
"so from what unit are you?"
"from alfa squad"
"alfa eh? we thought you were dead"
"i'm the only survivor"
"ok we go back to base"
"NO!the base is gone the noobs destroyed it"
"weel then where we go?"
"at the power plant"
"why there?"
"i'l explain later"
Vracer
February 21st, 2009, 05:59 PM
The city was silent. The sky grew dark and rain fell slowly onto the ruined buildings. The tall grass, uncut for weeks, waved gently in the soft breeze. The outbreak had caused much death, and with death, came change in the world.
Suddenly, a dark figure stepped out from the shadows. White eyes opened: pierced the darkness. More opened behind them as far as the eye could see. The sound of thousands of feet thudding on the broken pavement became deafening. Hundreds of creatures snarled into the night. They all wanted the same thing: prey.
Silitor
February 24th, 2009, 11:49 AM
Chapter 1
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Escape from the lion's den
I stared at the thousand smilies that had spawned on my paper. This was not going to be a pretty sight. I slid open a nearby drawer and found the handgun i had reserved for special situations such as this. I slid the handgun into my pocket, turning the safety off. I had been taught how to use it, but i never had used it before.
I opened another drawer, and found a few magazines for the pistol I had placed in my pocket. I placed the magazines in my other pocket, and I started to walk stealthily towards the exit, careful not to make too much noise, lest i alert the horde.
Then i heard it, low, inaudible growls resonated along the walls of my office. I heard a thousand footsteps stamping on the floor, their unearthly growls brought fear into my heart, and i started to shake. The door was pounded upon by a million hands. I was about to be overwhelmed.
Instinctively, I barricaded the door with the photocopying machine and a table. It took quite abit of effort from my not-so-fit physique to get the job done, but it would hold out long enough for me to escape.
I ran for the emergency fire exit, I had been working in this building for a good number of years, and I knew every way to get out. I dashed to the exit, bashed the door open with my shoulder, and stared at the flights of steps i had to go down. I ran down the endless number of steps, jumping two steps at a time, all this while fear kept seeping into my every nerve, as my skin crawled due to the growls coming from every direction.
They had busted through the door i left behind a few minutes ago. I could hear the horde coming towards me on pure smell and instinct. Their lust for blood was rising. The cold hand of fear had plunged itself through my throat and had gripped my heart, however, I knew I had to keep running, and i did, though i was scared out of my wits. Fear drove a new level of speed to me.
And then, one of them presented itself in front of me. Barring it's teeth at me, blood and saliva dripping from it's mouth. It looked just like a normal human, with fangs for teeth and completely white eyes. My fingers wrapped itself on the gun holstered in my pocket, then my body did not move an inch more. A monster was in front of me, but fear had paralysed my body. The noob walked slowly up the stairs, all the time keeping its eyes on me.
At that very moment, i heard the chorus of growls from above. The horde was about to bear down upon like a rain of locusts. I had to do it. That was when i had to shoot someone - monster or not - for the first time. I clumsily removed the gun from my pocket, and released a round, without aiming, at the monster. It hit the monster squarely in the arm, but that did not halt it's walk. It kept on lumbering towards me at a slow, steady pace.
And then it did something i was not prepared for. It lunged at me, pinning me on the ground. I used my arms to keep it's face away at arm's length, but it used it's hand to lash out at my face, as if it were a claw. And yes, the monster's nails had been sharpened to rival a cat's. It cut three deep stripes of bright, red blood onto my cheek. I panicked for a moment, and kicked it in the stomach, sending it flying down the stairs.
My breaths came in the form of incoherent pants. I was exhausted from the arduous run from my office, and I was losing heart. I almost just died. I had no time to think about such trivial things, regaining my bearings, I aimed at the monster's head with my pistol. It was still recovering slowly from my kick, so i had enough time to aim, and pull the trigger.
The sound of the gunshot rang across the stairwell, and smoke erupted from the pistol's mouth as a bullet escaped it's captor and made a home in the monster's eye. The monster lurched backwards as blood spewed from it's left eye. It groaned in agony as it slid back onto the wall for support, then fell lifeless onto the ground with a echoing thud, leaving a trail of blood on the wall it had slid on.
I panted heavily. I had just killed someone. However, I had absolutely no time to worry, the footsteps from the horde were growing louder and louder, and i bolted for the first door i could find. I was fortunate, the door led me to the carpark. And there i saw the receptionist, John, who always winked at me when i got out of my Toyota, being ravaged by the noobs, they ripped him apart, limb from limb, intestines being teared from it's body, in a grotesque spray of blood. I winced at my friend being massacred in front of my own eyes, and i felt a urge to vomit. I dismissed the sensation and dashed towards my Toyota. However, halfway along my sprint, the Monsters caught sight of me, and made a run for me, ready to rip me apart as they had done to John.
I ran faster, fear fueling my tired legs. I jumped for my car, opening the door hurriedly, and jamming my key into the ignition, turning it, and the engine roared to life, and so did my hope that i could escape. I slammed the car door and wound the windows up, then i kicked the pedal and my car lurched forward. I drove downwards, ready to get into the exit. The horde, as one, ran for my car, no time to turn or get out of their way, i plowed my way through, their bodies splattering onto my windscreen, blood dirtying my car thoroughly.
I had no time to stop, i kept driving, i broke the barrier which i always stopped at to pay the carpark toll, but i knew that at this time that would be of no consequence. I skidded across the wet road, slamming a monster into a lampost, i switched on my lights and my wipers, and slammed the pedal once again.
The car dashed into the rainy night, water splashing all about. I could not see very far ahead, and then, out of the darkness, a large monster, the size of a van emerged from the pitch black night, and stood in my way. I swurved my car sideways, and the monster hit the car on it's boot. The car was sent flying into the air, and my heart seemed to leap out of my mouth. I was helpless inside this car, and before i knew, the car crashed and i was sent flying out the windshield, my hands covering my face as a reflex action.
And there i lay. A first aid kit beside my body, but I, without the energy to use it. I guess that's all i can recall.
For some reason, i was safe for now. I was flung quite a distance from the gigantic monster, and no other monsters had found my position. It was a pharmacy, with only one door, and a large hole in the wall where the remains of my car lay.
Cuts covered my arms to my elbow, created from the glass shards, Miraculously, none of the shards had buried themselves in my flesh, my clothes were drenched in sweat, and were tattered and torn. I blinked a few times. I lay there, lifeless but mind still running with thoughts. I had to get the kit. I had to. I did not want to die.
I harnessed all the energy in my body and reached for the kit, now sprawled onto the ground. Just when i was about to reach the kit, energy completely left me, and my eyes started to close without my permission.
And everything was black.
Rabbi106
February 24th, 2009, 01:46 PM
Leo collapsed onto the ground, banging his fists on the asphalt. "God...DAMN! Why the fuck is this happening to me!" He heard footsteps. Lots of them. Leo got up. "COME ON! That's right, COME AT ME! I'M AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET!" Although the noobs didn't have a clue as to what he was saying, they charged. Leo ran at them, his wakizashi in one hand, and his claws at the ready on the other. He hacked and slashed through the noobs. He was doing ok, until his sword got lodged in a noob. He was only stopped for a split second, but that was enough to break his flow. A group of noobs tackled from behind, and started clawing at him. One bit off his right middle finger, another tore up, but not fully ripped off, his left ear. His face was pretty badly clawed up. He was simply covered in noobs. Just then, a helicopter flew above, and fired its minigun at the pile-up of noobs. Most of the noobs died, and Leo shook off the rest. The helicopter flew away as Leo killed the last noob. He hurt all over. He saw that the sun was setting, and found a topic to rest in for the night.
Crayas
February 25th, 2009, 08:36 AM
Wow i am joining this thread!
Crayas's story:
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I suddenly had woken inside my office building where a ceiling had already collapsed and separated me from the noobs before i fell unconscious, i wake up with a painful cut on my arm and it is bleeding, i suddenly see my rifle laying on the ground so i pick it up and i must find the DQ airport to fly myself out of the city alive.
Crayas
February 25th, 2009, 09:03 AM
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as i am walking i am dizzy and in pain, i was prepared for anything that could happen, but it was just a long and tiring walk in a ruined building,
i might reckon finding any survivors that are still left around, and then escape the battered city, but that was far from planned.
Vracer
February 25th, 2009, 03:09 PM
The creatures ran towards the center of the city. The man opened a window to let the cool summer air drift into the room. he started to turn around, but he stopped and looked back out of the window.
The white eyes glowed in the blackness of the ruined buildings.
The man frowned and closed the window. He walked over to a drawer and opened it. Inside was a picture of his family. He looked at it for some time, then placed in the back. He reached in and pulled out his one pistol. He opened another drawer and found the second handgun. He checked if they were both loaded, and slid them into his pocket. He walked out the front door. The white eyes turned to him and approached slowly.
He pulled his pistols up to eye level. As the creatures snarled, he smiled.
"I'm right here. Come and get me."
rainor
February 25th, 2009, 07:18 PM
*after what happend with the heli in rabbi's post*
"so why the power plant?"
"i need to turn on the defense system"
"defence system?we haven't got something like that"
"oh we've got it's new and untested but WTH we need to clear this website of noobs"
pilot:we're geting close ETA 5 min
"ok get your weapons ready"
*after we're in*
"ok le'ts go at the control room"
"let's go!!"*evryone*
on our way to the control room we heard some strange sounds
the coridors are looking like after a nuke war and the smell it can't be described in words.luckly we didn't encounter any noobs
*when we arrived at the control room*
"we must get this thing back online.see if that computer works*points at central one*
"ok sir.......it's working"
"can you turn on the power?"
"no im afraid i can't"
"why?"
"there is a malufunction with a cable and it must be manualy repaired"
"dam"
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Rabbi106
February 26th, 2009, 12:51 AM
Leo woke up, and saw a post by someone named Rabby, or something. (Note that that was a subliminal message. Stop calling my Rabby, or Rabbit, or Bunny, or whatever the fuck my name reminds you of. Please.) Leo walked onward, clutching as many of his wounds as possible. "Fuck. I need some help...," said Leo. As he turned a corner, he saw a corpse next to a motorcycle. Leo limped toward it, and upon closer inspection, saw that the corpse was loosely clutching a keyring. "Oh, cool!" exclaimed Leo. He took the keyring and eventually found the key to the motorcycle. He then sped off into the distance. Pretty soon, he spotted a helicopter, one that looked remarkably like the one that shot all the noobs on top of him. He followed it, hoping it would lead to a safe haven....
rainor
February 26th, 2009, 06:15 AM
"ok let's go and fix that thing"
"fine let's go"
"but first,you and you go at the heli and tell the pilot to go here*shows on the map*oh i almost forgot before you go there go at the baricade to see if anyone's alive"
"yes and good luck"
"thanks,let's go people we don't have all day"
while we were going at the generator the strange souns where louder,louder,louder wntil we've meet the problem a huge noob in a huge room
"holy sh.."
"k let's kill this thing"
"ok"
"FIRE!!!!!!!!!"*fire's gaus and rocket's*
after we killed the giant we were low on ammo and afraid that the noob's heard us bu it seem'd that this place was abandoned until we arrived at the generator room
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DRAKE187
February 27th, 2009, 06:35 PM
Name Drake Copenhaver
wepons:SIGGA12(shotgun) AK-47(assalt rifle) SDV dragonov(sniper rifle) RPG7 RDP(machine gun)Thomson machine gun(smg) two 44.magnums and a belt with a teleporter to accses wepons
looks:a 17 year old male with black power armor.
bio: A teen aged arms dealer on the run from the cops when the nOOb out break began. And on a quest to save his girl frend Alice and son from the leigons of nOObs. Drake is now makeing a last stand on the top of an hotel.
TYLE1001
February 28th, 2009, 02:19 AM
My turn now :P
TYLE's path-Ch.0
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At first I thought this was somekind of a joke.
They are everywhere...such a disaster...How did it started?Did someone do it on purpose?
I don't care.I just want to get out of this hell-like place.
I only take the combat knife with me,which I got in last year's Christmas lucky draw.Other things are useless in situation like this.If I had known this would happen,I would have brought myself a gun...but it was too late.
I leave my apartment,and start my journey to survival.
DRAKE187
February 28th, 2009, 02:44 AM
I look down at the ground from the hotel room and see thet the nOObs have already breached the makeshift barracade and are makeing their way up the stairs. "alright you nOOb fucks... SUCK BULLITES!!!!!" i spawn my RPD and fire into the noob crowds. 50 die but then the gun runs out of ammo. I reach to the bealt for more clips when i press the teleport boton it says
"ammo suply depleated" "fuck!" i charge the noobs full force with the power suit. then i find myself thowen out the window and tubleing to the grownd say to myslef "thats it im done for" i hit the street with a large bang. the suit speaks a warning "WARNING MAJOR BLUNT TRAMA DETECTED" i start to pass out when a group of noobs walk up to me and one says in near perfect english "take him to the tourcher chamber we shal have fun with this one" i find the fact that such a horid creachure can talk is so gross then i pass out
rainor
February 28th, 2009, 05:00 AM
"OMG"
"shhh!"
"let's get out of here"
"you don't have to say that again"
"hey,let's go"
we started at run as silently as we could.when we arrived at the exit the heli was there
"WTF?it should be away"
"but it's not lucky us"
"do you know how to fly this thing?"
"umm,yes why?"
*throws flashbang*
"let's move.GO,GO,GO"
we all got in the heli before the noob's outside could get us
"how did you know there were noob's outside?"
"it takes 30 min to get here from where you pick me up"
"soo?"
"we where there for 30 min"
"sooooooo?"
"ohhh.1 hr to where i told him to go and 1 hr back got it"
"yes"
"good"
"now get us out of the city."
Rabbi106
March 1st, 2009, 03:31 AM
"Agh, god! fuck!" A blinding light stopped Leo in his tracks, and then when he could see again, he was headed straight for a building. He bailed the motorcycle just before it exploded on the wall. The chopper flew into the distance, and a whole freaking mess of noobs ran towards him. "God damn...." He looked around, and saw a dead user with a pistol in a holster. Leo tried getting up, but a sharp pain lanced through his leg. "God..da-AGH!" He dragged himself over to the carcass, and got the pistol. He shakily aimed at the horde. He pulled the trigger, but just heard a *clik*. He tried a few more times, and the same sound came every time. The horde was a block away. He started dragging himself away from the horde, when he noticed new clips on the corpse's belt. "I need to keep my eyes open." He loaded the gun, and started firing at the approaching horde. He killed a few, and then he heard noises from behind him. He turned around, and saw two figures with automatic weapons.
The noobs in front of him were picked off by the people behind him, and eventually the horde of noobs was exhausted. One of the people came over and helped him up. She was a woman, about 34 years old, but with wisdom in her eyes beyond her years, carrying a P-90. The other was a 16 year old boy carrying two Tec-9's. The woman said, "Wow, are you ok? I saw you jump away from an explosion, and then that horde came...I'm just glad we got here in time. What's your name?" "My name's Leo. How about you?" said Leo. "Oh," the woman said, "I'm Trixie. That over there's my little brother, Ben." Ben nodded. "Well," said Leo, "it's nice to meet you, and thanks for the help. I honestly don't know what I'd do without you." "Don't worry, we'll help anyone who needs it," said Ben.
Leo followed Trixie and Ben to a warehouse. "Before the Noobs came, this was the hideout of a gang," said Trixie, "and the place is stuffed full of guns, grenades, and other useful things. There's some beds upstairs, and enough supplies to last a while. Also, we've set some traps around the doors and windows, mostly trip wires connected to guns, and the noobs should be dumb enough to be caught in the fire." "Wow," said Leo, "that's pretty amazing." "Thank you," said Ben, proudly. "Well, I need some rest," said Leo, "do you mind if I hit the hay?" "No problem, get as much rest as you need," said Trixie. Leo thanked them, and went upstairs. He found a bed, and collapse on it, immediately falling asleep.
DRAKE187
March 1st, 2009, 03:57 PM
I start to open my eyes barly i dont hear any screams all i see is a large door and the room smells of death. "were am I?" i looked arround the room it is swishing with something i rub my face it is dirty so i deccide to wash it off. i get a hold of some of the liquid and splash it on my face. some of it got in my mouth i taste it "this isint watter..its bloo" i didint get to finish i puked all over the room. i find a dead solder with a gun but i remember i have wepons so i take my sigga-12 and a hand gernade i throw the gernade at the door it explodes the door flys out and i chcarge out shooting noobs killing tons after useing four clips
i run out the front gate of a hospital. "wow that was scarry" then i see a appartment building "thats the one" my girlfreinds place so i walk forword i hear a horde of noobs run from behind me i turn to face them and raise my gun "allright you noob fucks lets go!"
Killervirus
March 1st, 2009, 05:14 PM
I start to open my eyes barly i dont hear any screams all i see is a large door and the room smells of death. "were am I?" i looked arround the room it is swishing with something i rub my face it is dirty so i deccide to wash it off. i get a hold of some of the liquid and splash it on my face. some of it got in my mouth i taste it "this isint watter..its bloo" i didint get to finish i puked all over the room. i find a dead solder with a gun but i remember i have wepons so i take my sigga-12 and a hand gernade i throw the gernade at the door it explodes the door flys out and i chcarge out shooting noobs killing tons after useing four clips
i run out the front gate of a hospital. "wow that was scarry" then i see a appartment building "thats the one" my girlfreinds place so i walk forword i hear a horde of noobs run from behind me i turn to face them and raise my gun "allright you noob fucks lets go!"
I think you could've opened the door. And don't you use this ,,,,,, ?
Gosh, looks like my suggestion made this thread flourish lol
Rabbi106
March 1st, 2009, 11:00 PM
Leo woke up feeling rested for the first time in days. He dressed and went down the stairs, and was about to go into the main room when he heard talking. He hid behind a wall, and listened in. "-you worried about that?" said a voice, probably Ben's. Trixie's voice responded, "Yes, but I couldn't just leave him." "Are you crazy?" said Ben, "What if he turns? What if he turned last night? We can't risk that!" "...Okay," Trixie said "You're right." He heard footsteps on the other side of the wall. Then, he heard metal scraping. Leo backed up the stairs, as Trixie appeared around the corner. Trixie said, with a tear in her eye, "Leo...*snif*...I'm sorry." She held a knife in her hand. "W-what are you doing?" said Leo. "Damn it, Leo, don't make this hard." said Trixie, "I don't want this to happen any more than you do, but I...I can't risk you hurting me or Ben. Please leave, or I have to kill you. We'll give you rations and other supplies, but you need to leave after that. I'm sorry." Leo was speechless, but managed to say "Oh...okay. I understand. Thank you for the hospitality." He was given a backpack, a few week's supplies, a machete, two pistols, a mini-uzi, and ammo for both. He was escorted out of the building with a tearful goodbye, and then he made his way.
The street smelled of decay and death, from the corpses of the noobs killed yesterday. Leo pinched his nose, and went in the direction of the helicopter from yesterday. He remembered the direction it was going. He walked on until around 8:30, when he stopped. In the distance, he saw spotlights. "Yes! People! Finally!" Leo ran to the spotlights, until he eventually saw a fortress with a 20-foot steel wall, with a huge gate, and guards on every part of the fence. He yelled "HEY! DOWN HERE! LET ME IN!!!" The gate opened, and a man stepped out. He was wearing a suit, and had a pistol at his side. He said in an even tone, "Hello, welcome to-" The man glanced at Leo's hands. The man said "I'm sorry, we can't accept you." Leo said "Wait! Do a blood test! I've been like this for a few days, I must have some form of immunity!" The man stood silent for a bit, then said "Okay, follow me." The man handcuffed Leo and brought him through the gate, and then closed behind them.
rainor
March 3rd, 2009, 11:11 AM
*a few hours after rabbi's horde incident*<-why?because there's only one heli left
"OMG it's fu*king huge"<-me
"yes and it's waiting for us"
"finally a fortres"
we landed and imidiatly we were surrounded(i don't think i spelled this right)
"who you are"<-probably the boss
"if we were noob's we would atack you"
"that's true but ho you are?"
"i'm commander of alfa squad and they are the anti noob squad.well what's left of it"
"ok present to the infirmery you will be escorted"
Rabbi106
March 8th, 2009, 02:36 AM
Rabbi woke up on a cot. He was in a medical smock, and he had a hole in his elbow pit. He figured he'd been blood tested. A doctor beside his table said, "Ahh, you're awake. Your blood is like nothing I've ever seen...it lets you attain only the positives of being n00bified, without the negatives. Veeery interesting...." Rabbi got up and said, "Really? can I have that in writing? It would be really helpful. You don't know how many times I wasn't saved because I looked like a n00b." The doctor took a slip of paper and scribbled something on it, and then handed it to Rabbi. "Heh, there you go. I'd watch out, though. While you won't fully turn, you can still be killed by them. Hopefully that won't be necessaru, though, seeing as you can stay here. You should be safe until the n00b invasion is quelled." "Wow," said Rabbi, "thanks so much, thank you!" The doctor chuckled. "Hah, it's nothing, and hey, if you want to return the favor, the guards are always looking for recruits. Your effects are over there." The doctor gestured to a pile of things in the corner. He continued, "Get dressed, and I'll come back in a minute." At this, the doctor left the room. Rabbi got dressed and holstered/sheathed all of his weapons. Soon, the doctor came back, along with a female with a kevlar vest, blue jeans, and a helmet. The doctor said, "This is Shaena. She will guide you to your living quarters." Shaena said, "Hi. Follow me." Rabbi followed her out of the room.
They went out of the hospital. It was revealed to Rabbi to have two stories, and made shoddily out of metal and wood. He followed Shaena to a large 6-story building. They went inside and took the stairs to the fourth floor, and walked along a corridor until they got to a room labeled 4-17. Shaena turned to Rabbi and said, "This is where you will stay. There is a living room with a TV and a telephone. You also have a patio. There is also a bathroom with a shower and a toilet. Finally, your bedroom has a bed and a radio. If you want to help the guards, call this number. Good day." Shaena handed Rabbi a card, and then left. Rabbi went inside. The place looked cozy, with a reasonably sized television and a soft chair. The patio was behind a glass door and a screen door. There was a small hallway to the right. It had a bathroom at the end, and there was a door on the side of the corridor that led to a bedroom. He went to the chair, got the remote, turned on the TV, and took a frickin load off.
rainor
March 8th, 2009, 05:24 AM
after we were tested and other things we were ok
"so where are ue going to stay?"<-me
"well i think you and the others would like some days off"
"oh yea.oh BTW did you heard anything from the barricade?"
"no we didn't"
"ok and you must go at the power plant there's a huge army of noob's.no no no no no don't destroy remember it it's our last hope"
"how's that posible?"
"i forgot you didn't know.ok there is a weapon inside that can solve our problems"
"so my only question is when?"
"as soon as posible"
"i'l get a team ready.you go relax some time"
Vracer
March 16th, 2009, 09:40 PM
The nOObs slowly faced him. One took a step towards the new prey. A bullet whizzed through the air and blew through the nOOb's head. Blood dribbled down the thing's forehead as it fell to its knees and crashed to the ground. Another took its place and ran towards the man.
He aimed carefully and pulled the trigger.
Another bullet drilled a hole into the nOOb's chest. It fell to the ground as its blood flowed across the pavement. As the man aimed again, something pulled him into the house again. He turned to face it.
He stood there, stunned.
"Eva? Is that really you?"
She nodded. He shook his head.
"But how...but you...I saw you get...taken. By them."
He motioned towards the door.
Eva smiled.
"I know you have questions, but they'll have to wait."
She took one of his pistols.
"We need to move, John. We don't have much time.
******
Damian
March 16th, 2009, 11:09 PM
Name: Damian
Appearance:Tall, pale skin, spikey black hair, and a black trench coat
Wepons:dual uzis, Desert eagle, Ak74(not a typo. I mean 74),kick ass magic katana,Demon powers(fireballs, ghost-rider esque penance-stare, etc.)
Bio: Damian Hell was born 29 years into the future in an alternate unerverse, to a demonic father and a human mother. He spent his 17 years of life time-traveling and dimesion jumping, but found that he couldn't jump out of the n00b dimension all the n00bs were destroyed....
pvt tony
March 25th, 2009, 12:02 AM
name: Tony
age 13
looks like: tall, skin tone pale a little, brown eyes and very dark brown hairs,
special sing: very big wound in the right hand
weapons: tommy gun; dual colt M1911; springfield sniper rifle and frag greandes
bio: ww2 tooked an evil turn: nazis have defeated the soviet at Stalingrad and pushed back the u.s soldiers at D-day. Nazis then tooked control of earth exept Canada that continue to resist, i'm an young canadian resistant take suddently make a jump into another dimension where a city has been attacked by n00bz.
Orkmasher
March 30th, 2009, 06:57 PM
Name: Psyco
Age:13
Bio: Mad Guy with Uzi's and a shotgun
Weapons: Uzi's and a Shotgun
Looks Like: a Mad miget
Note: I'm not a mad miget called Psyco :biggrin5: Pity
Vracer
June 9th, 2009, 06:58 PM
Eva ran up the stairs.
"Where are the rest of the guns?"
John opened a dresser drawer. He pulled out a shotgun.
"Take it."
He tossed it to Eva. She loaded it and cocked it.
"Let's go."
pvt tony
June 9th, 2009, 07:24 PM
Wow! 4 month of non-posting!
Jesus!
Vracer
June 9th, 2009, 07:31 PM
Why, hello, Private. Do you have a story to tell?
rainor
June 9th, 2009, 09:43 PM
It was morning the sound of an helicopter woke me up that and someone knocking on the door.
"Yes come in"
"Good morning."
"Good morning.What are you doing here?"
"Telling you to get your weapons."
"ohhhh.ok"
The man didn't say anything else he just left the room.
When i arrived in the courtyard there was an entire batalion waiting.
"So how are we going to get at the power station?Because the helicopter can't carry us all."
"We are going by car.Truck to be exact."He sayd while poining at the garage.
"Good let's go"After an hour of driveing we were there.
"Get ready to figh..."
All:"What?What?"
Me:*Scarred face*
"WHAT IS IT?"An soldier asked.
"GET US OUT OF HERE!!"And then the driver turned the other way but it was too late.The power core was destabilized by the n00bs and rezulted in an big explosion.
As the driver was trying to get as far away outside there were large pieces of metal,and other things flying around.The sound of the explosion almost got me deaf.
Vracer
June 11th, 2009, 10:06 PM
John ran down the stairs. He blew the brains out of a nOOb coming up the stairs. Eva was right behind him.
"Run!"
Eva screamed. John turned as a nOOb decapitated her. The nOOb's head crawled into her body and spoke in her voice.
"Join us, John."
John blinked. Eva and the nOObs were gone. He looked up and down the stairs.
Dammit. It was all a flashback. I can't take anymore of this.
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