Actions in Topsy Turvey land.

[Brodz_]

Make a list of

things that will happen if everything was opposite!

1. People would

turn off the light too look for things.
2. Desserts would be

healthy.
3. School will be better than T.V.

You get it, now

continue with the list!

[A.M.]

1.

people would love spiders.
2. everyone would be a Browns fan.
3. and

everyone would be gay.

[VipER X]

we would drink when we're hungry
we would eat vegetables

for desert
we wouldnt breath oxygen, we would breath carbon dioxide

[Shadow]

guys would have pussys and girls cocks and guys with small penises would

have big ones

omg i am soo imature

[Blackwater]

Thats

reduntant. If guys have pussys and girls had cocks, how can guys have small

or little dicks?

Lets just say Shadow would be smart.

(jk jk)

[fedora]

Poeple would ride a

horse and tame a cowboy..

if u dont get it thats okay

[`seCks]

oscar wud suck @

animation
America wud have the political power off, lets say a rivertribe

goat herder :shock:
communism wud work - rofl f**kin commies

[Fu]

people

would spend less time on the internet and more time on their stuff.

[Polo]

People would eat their plates instead of their

food...
Old people would like rock music, and we would like

classical...
We wouldn't like pie, we would like vegetables...
We

would wake up at night think its day and go to sleep at morning...
Nice

people would be nasty, and nasty people would be nice...
We would try

digging upwards instead of down...
Colours would be oppisite...
We

would hold everything upside down...
We would watch Static on the

television instead of programs...
We would all be playing chess instead of

on the computer...
We would walk on our hands...
and shit out of our

motuhs and piss out of ears...

That's it :P

[Because]

But the music thing.

Like when we're like 80 we would be listening to rock/hip hop and the kids

then would be listening to some other genre of music? Pretty wierd eh?

[fedora]

DQ's sig rules would

be better :)

just kidding

[VipER X]

heh, we would wait for

the bus at an airport

we would eat poo and excrete food

we

would buy money, and use items

we would eat off the toilet, and

excrete on a plate

we would look at a window to find out the

time

we would hide behind glass

we would walk on the sea and

swim on land

we would all be homosexual *shivers*

we would open

the window to keep warm

we would play rugby on concrete

(ouch)

we would 'boo' our own team in the competition

we

would mine water and drink rocks

what ever would go up, would stay

up

we would put salt in our tea

we would frown when we were

happy

i'll post some more at a later date... lol

[Netrosis]

The word opposite would mean "original" therefore

everything would be normal, since opposites being opposites are exactly what

they were originally.

Think of it like this, we have our verbs, which

are 'doing something words' and then the reason for doing that.

So

here is a saying.
We would have sexual intercourse for pleasure.
Now,

if we invert "would" for "wouldn't" and "pleasure" for "pain" we have;
We

wouldn't have sexual intercourse for pain.

Which of course is true,

and similar to the meaning of having intercourse for please, everything

opposite cancels itself out, in a literal sense.

I think the only

exception are noobs, who would increasingly continue to excessively breed and

plague the general population.



But for the sake of funnies, I

will post things that are potential in a topsy turvy land.

We would

suck urine up instead of expelling it.

We would produce food from

minerals.

Fat people would sit upside down on roofs, and continue to

be fat because topsy turvey can't change fat people, only fat people can

change themselves into skinny people.

we would drive roads on cars? (i

dunno about that one)

Our children would give birth to us? (dunno

about that one either)

Boobs would be inverted! (OH NOES!)

We

would have sexual intercourse for pain.

We would cut things with our

fingernails and toenails.

We would have lots of hair that would slowly

decrease and then we would pull it out longer when it got too

short.

Shoes would wear feet.

Orgasms would be painful!

(NOOOO!)

Pain would be orgasmic! (YAY! anyone wanna slide down a slide

made of rusty sandpaper nipped with assorted painful objects and land in a

pool of salty dettol?)

Actually.

We would start off living in a

retirement home, get kicked out for being healthy. You get your

superannuation, and then work for 30-40 years, you get young, you party, have

fun, and slowly get smaller where you have no things to worry about. Then

you're a baby, you're taken care for all the time, then for 9 months you

get central heating, free food. Then you finish off as an orgasm.

:)

[fedora]

Viper,

excrete?

Whered you hear that word!

:)

[`seCks]

Fat people would sit upside

down on roofs, and continue to be fat because topsy turvey can't change fat

people, only fat people can change themselves into skinny

people.

:)

lol :clap:

[fedora]

Too true

[VipER X]

science class, and god damn netrosis... if everything was

opposite, then everything opposite would be normal. my head hurts now...

[Netrosis]

Think of it like this.

If everything was

opposite, then the word opposite must become its opposite.

Now the

opposite of opposite is normal/original/index, whatever you wanna call

it.

Therefore instead of everything being opposite, everything would

be normal.

Then again, the opposite of "everything" is "nothing" and

therefore nothing is "normal" but then again whats normal?

OH MY

GAWSH!

[VipER X]

i'm now

confused...

[Netrosis]

simple logic really.

:D

[NooDLeS]

Enter the never ending paradox that is our universe

:twisted:

[VipER X]

yeah well it's complicated logic.

[Long_Haired_Buddy]

Nothing would be diffrent. rly

[Netrosis]

omg would we walk on our heads!? :o

[VipER X]

haha! nice one, horses

would ride people, we would lock ourselves in the closet if we were scared of

the dark...

[Netrosis]

omg, if we were hetrosexual (straight) normally, then we would

be gay. If we were scared of the dark, according to ViperX we would hide in

closets. would that make us straight scared of the dark guys,

*gasp*....

CLOSET HOMOSEXUALS???

lolololol. just

kidding :D

As for the horses riding people, your flawed logic would

lead ourselves to extinction, as cars would ride us too.

Omg, instead

of dangling, would testicles float? lol.

[paolo_viper]

Humans will be

smart and wont destroy every thing just to have fun

[VipER X]

you tree-hugging

hippy. haha, cars riding people, lol...