The Unofficial Anecdote Thread

[olegator]

strange that these thread was not ever popular on DQ - but likely, it has rules:rolleyes5: so, one man gets an anecdote, tells it in DQ and rates the others one.
*first hit*
a man goes to the Dalai-lama and says: "I have 6 children and they keep birthing!What can I do?" -"cut off one ball of your two" -"ok"
After a year he again went to Dalai-lama - "I have two more children!" - "cut off the second ball" - "ok"
After a year he went again - "two more children!!!" - "Then you should cut off balls of your neighbour!"

[Polo]

Ah hah, ah hee, hah. Ee hah, oh huh. Ohh... And I thought my jokes were bad.

[Varthonai]

So olegator made a thread and posted an anecdote that left something to be desired. And then Polo showed up and skillfully raped it in the ass.









(The punchline of that story was the word "ass.")

[Wadling]

It made me chuckle, 3/5!

(and now to steal something from JTHM, because i love this bit)

Ok, so i have this girl strapped up like this. And she's crying doing the whole "Lets be rational" routine. I waited until she was at her most frantic hehe.

And I started the motor, but the strap around her head was too tight! The straps were only supposed to cut off blood circulation, But hehehe but it was so tight it just clamped hard around her skull. You should have heard it cracking like old wood!

And she's screaming and she starts cursing me and tells me she wont give me the satisfaction of hearing her suffer. And...hah! hehe...and just as she goes quiet, trying to be so stoic... her eyes shoot out of her head! And she just sreeeeeeams! hahaha heeeahhahaaha!

Ha! heh...heh hah... What's wrong? You don't think thats funny?

[Lucky Joe]

It made me chuckle, 3/5!

(and now to steal something from JTHM, because i love this bit)

Ok, so i have this girl strapped up like this. And she's crying doing the whole "Lets be rational" routine. I waited until she was at her most frantic hehe.

And I started the motor, but the strap around her head was too tight! The straps were only supposed to cut off blood circulation, But hehehe but it was so tight it just clamped hard around her skull. You should have heard it cracking like old wood!

And she's screaming and she starts cursing me and tells me she wont give me the satisfaction of hearing her suffer. And...hah! hehe...and just as she goes quiet, trying to be so stoic... her eyes shoot out of her head! And she just sreeeeeeams! hahaha heeeahhahaaha!

Ha! heh...heh hah... What's wrong? You don't think thats funny?

*Steps away from Wadling*

[Killing_Time]

Wadling I can't remember if it's Johnny or the Joker saying that! Please do tell :<

[Wadling]

It's Definitely Johnny.