[Other] Continue the Story Game

[Varthonai]

This is similar to the Continue the Story Game in SPAMZ, with one crucial difference:

NO. ONE-LINE. POSTS.

You have to put some effort into your post. It can be totally random and weird, but it has to be at least a few sentences long and it has to be meaningful. If it is one sentence or less, I will brutally murder you.

I'll start us off.




Varthonai was walking through SPAMZ one day and noticed that the Continue the Story Game really had some potential if it merely had one additional rule. So he walked back to the DQ Entertainment Zone and started a new version of it. Then he sat back, relaxed, and waited to see what people would do.

[Andrehydra]

(Couldn't you just ask the original thread to be transfered or something?Anyways, lets get this started.)

Then Andrehydra was enjoying coffee(I don't actually, I'm just 11) in his room in the DQ HQ and then, it happened, he saw something in the window, then, it was him, it was...FRAGLORD99!Andre welcomed him back, but he hid him, in one secret room, an ancient room in the DQ HQ, the BASEMENT!
(lol)

[castlemanic]

As castlemanic decided to take a stroll in the shopping center of DQ, he happened to notice that the light was moving towards where anderhydra's room was. He then decided to check it out and started going towards the living area section of DQ. After passing the Coffee shop, he rounded the corner and bumped into aval.

(happy varth? ill improve for the other posts i will make later on)

[Varthonai]

Varthonai jumped down from the ceiling and stabbed castlemanic in the back. "READ THE RULES!" shouted Varthonai angrily. "YOUR LAST POST WAS ONLY ONE SENTENCE LONG! THAT'S TOO SHORT! YOU DIE NOW!"

Varthonai pulled his knife out of castlemanic and kicked the bloody corpse aside. "Hey there, Aval," he continued. "What's goin' on?"

Varthonai raised his staff, and a beam of holy light shone out and revived castlemanic's body. "There," said Varthonai. "I hope you've learned your lesson."

Varthonai turned to Aval and castlemanic. "Well, why don't we all go kill some n00bs down in SPAMZ?"

[castlemanic]

"sure" castlemanic drew out his sword from its sheath and headed down the hall towards where the others were heading (im trying to work on my sig for the sword, its cool). Along the way, castlemanic turned to varthonai and apologised for his tiny post, implying he will be more careful about future posts. as soon as they reached the SPAMZ section of the DQ, there were two guards outside of the hunting room, "anyone in there?" castlemanic enquired

[Varthonai]

Suddenly a n00b appeared and jumped at Varthonai, throwing him backward. "They're here!"

Varthonai jammed his Swiss Army Knife's blessèd silver blade into the n00b's neck and watched it explode in a burst of foul-smelling smoke. Light shone from his staff and knife.

"Attack Pattern Gamma!" Varthonai shouted.

"What the hell are you talking about?!" asked castlemanic.

"I have no idea, but it sounded cool to say!"

[castlemanic]

"dont say stuff like that unless you actually mean it!" castlemanic said as he turned around and swiped the head off a n00b that tried to get him. during the event of the attack, the guard standing at the door was attacked by another n00b, releasing even more n00bs who were going to attack them. then suddenly light hit them, their faces melted before the very intensity of the light, castlemanic also was hit by the light but was surprised when nothing happened to him, then looking at varthonai, the source of the light, he suddenly asks "what on DQ was that light?"

[Varthonai]

"That, my friend, is the holy fire of the Holy Spirit of the Holy Son of God Jesus H. Christ himself," Varthonai answered.

Varthonai turned his head up. "Hey, who started playing Dimmu Borgir's Puritania?"

I am war, I am pain
I am all you've ever slain
I am tears in your eyes
I am grief, I am lies

[Killing_Time]

"Sorry, just trying out my new speakers," Silverpaperplate answered with a grin. "Aren't they nice?!" She shouted to deafen the sound of the bass as she turned it to the maximum. SPP suddenly turned the music off. She an idea. "Does any of you happen to have some Rick Astley or Prince CDs laying around? I have to see if noobs can stand this music!" She asked from the top of the ten stores high building.

[DataaX]

The speakers of SilverPaperPlate's were so they deafen the ears of Anderhyra. Andre went to the hospital but he could not hear what they were saying so they wrote it on paper but he couldn't read(sorry Andre).
Andre then got his ears back in place(I'm breaking the laws of physics)and then Andre went to a school to read but droped out beacause of boredom. Now Andre goes out killing people with a new name, Andrehydra, and I think he's coming to kill me.

[Varthonai]

Sauron, recently deposed in Middle-Earth, was looking for a new place to set up camp. He found one in DQ.

The Dark Lord set up a base in SPAMZ! and began to draw n00bs to strengthen his depleted forces. He forged a new Ring and was preparing to invade the rest of DQ...

But now someone had set up a speaker system nearby, and it irritated him! He gathered his armies and prepared to charge SPP's building, riding on the back of a Fellbeast with a horde of 1000 n00bs following on the ground...

[Andrehydra]

Back in the hospital, Andrehydra then heals the ear of his by mixing mana(magic energy) and chakra(spiritual energy) then he got out of the hospital, only to return to DQ seeing a war between n00bs and members."Hey guys, s---" he said, inturrupted when his Naruto collectible figure was thrown, then he let out his evil self, killed a lot of n00bs, and got laid back.

"So, guys, wanna get some KFC?" said Andrehydra.

[TehAvenger]

Then Avenger came and brought with him KFC takeout
"No need, KFC now comes to you!" Avenger said with a grin.
Everyone got a piece except Andrehydra who was too slow (:P) but then

[Varthonai]

Sauron swooped in on his Fellbeast and smashed through SPP's speakers.

"You FOOLS!" he yelled. "I have destroyed all KFCs in the area! Now Andre will never get to have any! Buahahahahahahahahaha!"

Then he soared off back to his volcanic base in the heart of SPAMZ.

"Well, guys, looks like we've got ourselves a miniquest!" called Varthonai. "I'm going after Sauron, who's with me?"

[castlemanic]

'AYE' said castlemanic in an over excited way, then everyone turned to look at castlemanic.
'where did you go?' varthonai asked
'oh i had some chores to do, now lets restore KFCs to the area!'

[Fullmetalshadow]

"I would like to take part in this." said Rob (Aka FMS, that is mt real name)
Varthonai replied "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
Rob said "I was walking through town and saw what was going on, and I wanted to help get KFC back."

[Varthonai]

"This seems like a good time to quote Shakespeare," said Varthonai. "Hold on a sec."

He stood back, straightened his body, and began to speak in iambic pentameter.

"If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from DQ.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, TehAvenger, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of Johansson.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Johansson.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Johansson.'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on Johanssen's day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Varthonai, Fullmetalshadow, SPP,
TehAvenger, Andrehydra and castlemanic-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Oscar Johansson shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in DQ now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Oscar's day!"

Varthonai looked around and saw that everyone else had left to start the quest at this point. "Goddamnit, nobody likes Shakespeare anymore..."

[Killing_Time]

When the awkward silence was enough, SPP realized she didn't even like KFC! "...Argh f'uck this! I'm going with Sauron!" She proclaimed before stabbing the closest person in the stabby stabable stab-hearty chest.
She left the ten stores high building by flying away on the passing rainbow towards the nearest volcano in SPAMZ.

[Varthonai]

"What the hell?! But he blew up your speaker system!" Varthonai shouted, healing the stab victim. "He might even do it again!"

SPP didn't seem to hear. "F*ck," muttered Varthonai. "Ok, team, we'll have to do this without her. WITH ME!"

He charged up towards the volcano, staff in hand.

[Silitor]

I am Silitor. Sauron's right hand man. Though i hate the fact that all these n00bs are my minions. I have to frigging live with it i guess? I hate kfc anyway. So i'll just stick with Sauron and SPP. And slack. Yeah. Solid.

[Andrehydra]

(LOL on TehAvenger's post.)

Just then Andrehydra realised he was so lucy enough, just by getting a piece of ThAvenger's chicken he could've been not so lucky.

"Yes, I won infinite KFC and only me!" said Andrehydra.(:P)

Then his luck increased more when he had a ton of power that he found in a stone, a stone that he would then use to---

[Zackie]

eliminate Zackie!...again! Zackie died....again! XD but then...

[castlemanic]

sword in hand, castlemanic followed, charging at full speed. all of a sudden, he tripped, fell flat on the ground, sand in his mouth which he spat out (n00b-like, lol). Varthonai looked back, shook his head and carried on, castlemanic close at his heels, making sure he doesnt trip on any other rocks.

[XdbX]

Then XdbX walk in to there path. and start saying

"O ye who wanted to pass
O ye must to the pass
O ye must say ye old pass.
With the o ye light o bright ye sine ye must think of o pass.
Ye so fool that ye must help.
yes will join you if o pass.
O how i long for the o pass.
The brain of all is the pass to keep.
Ye must show ye o pass"

Looking at ever one trying to get to the spam forum (but for Spp) i say
"You need a password"

[Varthonai]

Varthonai charged ahead with castlemanic, pausing only for a moment to turn on Zackie.

"NO." hissed Varthonai, slicing open Zackie's chest.

"ONE." the angry executor continued, slashing Zackie's throat.

"LINE." Varthonai raised his staff and blistered Zackie's skin with celestial fire.

"POSTS!!!!!" Varthonai finished, impaling Zackie's messy remains on the end of his staff and hurling them off to splatter against the rocks.

"I'M SERIOUS!" Varthonai called, turning and running after castlemanic. "Uh, and I'll be back to heal you once we're done with Sauron. Sorry for the delay."

[XdbX]

*look at Varthonai and say's.*
"That was not in the script. know what I do not want to be on your bad side so"
*take's out a sheet of paper and start marking off line.*

"O ye let thee come with thee to fight thee Sauron"

*then bowing down as low as he could*

[castlemanic]

castlemanic stared at the bloddied corpse of zackie, then looks up at varthonai, 'DAYUM!' as soon as varthonai looked at the bowing down XdbX, castlemanic thought that he was allowed to go through as well. XdbX stopped him tho, and castlemanic said 'im with varthonai' XdbX gave him a look that seemed like he didnt beleive him, castlemanic pulls out a peice of paper 'no really, look at the contract he made me sign!' XdbX then read the peice of paper, sighed and let him through

[Varthonai]

"Sweet!" said Varthonai. "We've got a party forming now. Like Final Fantasy."

Varthonai thought for a minute. "So I'm the healer, I guess. Castlemanic's probably a warrior. And XdbX can be... uh... a mage, maybe?"

"You're pretty violent for a healer... hey look, I think Zackie just burped up his left lung."

"Yes, well, I'm the only one who can actually HEAL. So deal with it."

[XdbX]

"As you will my lord. *bowing again*
There is a opening to the Spammer land if you go to the Land of other other .
We must careful of the n00b they have been log off for day now but you just never know. also noob. you got to look out for noob"

following behind Varthonai I got out my old talk spell in case of noobs

[CrazyLittleHamster]

Elsewhere CrazyLittleHamster was setting the forest ablaze with his flamethrower. He watched excitedly as the fire spread out through the trees and shrubs. Listening to the screams of the burning animals as if they were music.

Hamster began chuckling. That chuckle turned into a laugh. That laugh turned into a maniacal chuckle which could be heard all throughout the forest. His eyes lit up as he began heading for the nearest city, flamethrower in hand.

[Andrehydra]

Then Andrehydra was eating some KFC when he saw the fire in the forest.

"WHAT?!" said Andrehydra.

Then Andrehydra used Saiton, Demyugaa no Jutsu/Water Style, Water Burst Jutsu to distinguish the fire in the forest, then he knew it was too late, he searched everywhere, only to find his friend CLH with a flamethrower.

They both---

[Varthonai]

--fought an epic battle that could be seen miles around.

Meanwhile, XdbX, Varth, and castlemanic were proceeding relatively quickly up the side of Sauron's volcano.

"Almost there, Mr. Frodo--I mean castlemanic," Varthonai coughed through the ash. "Soon Sauron will be defeated and DQ will be free!"

[castlemanic]

castlemanic was too busy fiddling with his sword to hear varthonai. all of a sudden there was an explosion twenty feet away, XdbX and varthonai stood ready for a battle, castlemanic still seemed to be distracted. 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GET READY!' varthonai shouted at castemanic.
'no need to panic' castlemanic said, as he showed four rocket launcher barrels sticking out of his sword, two barrels on each side of the sword, the barrels suddenly retracted back into the sword, XdbX and varthonai stared at castlemanic. 'my own personalised sword, you like it?'

[XdbX]

*The word's BATTLE!!! came up and we set in a line.*
*Castle slashes 2985 DMG to NOOB*
*XdbX Use Report on double posting noob. BAN*
*Varth summons Vic.* *we start moving to make run for vic and some hit XdbX with a stone*

"CHEATER" XdbX yelled.
*He jumps up before Vic hit the ground and started hit the noob in the face with his report ring*

[Varthonai]

Varthonai leapt into the air, pulling his staff back like a warhammer and screaming "THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR ONE-LINE POSTS, N00BS!"

*BOOOM*

The ground shook with celestial force, and n00bs were scattered like straw in a hurricane.

[XdbX]

Still hitting the noob in the face i look at his SMG taken so far.
999999999999999999999999999999999999

"WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hay varth where did Vic go?"
*and getting off the banned noob.*

[castlemanic]

explosion after explosion, rockets flying in the air where castlemanic pointed his sword, everyone looked at him dissapointed.
'ok fine, i wont use my rocket launchers on the n00bs, but just so u know i also made a whole that we can enter into the SPAMZ' castlemanic points at the wall where theres only black marks.
'guess that didnt work' XdbX said
'shut up' castlemanic said as he turned around and cut a n00b in half, the battle continuing on. 'its not like were gonna find the space anytime soon tho, so if we want KFC anytime soon, well get rid of these n00bs quickly'

[Varthonai]

"Quickly! This fight will only slow us down--move onward!" shouted Varth, heading up the volcano. "If we hurry, we should be at the top of the mountain within the next five posts!"

It grew darker the higher they climbed. Varthonai lit the top of his staff as a beacon to cut through the shadows.

[castlemanic]

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!' n00bs cried out in horror as their faces melted from the anti-n00bness of the light. castlemanic sent a couple of rockets to where the n00bs were to start a n00b avalanch, n00bing anything that got in their way, but also slowing down any other noobs. 'i might have saved us another post by doing that, altho im not so sure' castlemanic said as he turned around, fired a couple of rockets onto the ground, shaking the rocks beneath them, another avalanche started, this time with rocks.

[Wadling]

As the group cowered in terror at the impending doom which was falling down upon them in the form of n00b boulders. They heard a voice close to their right.

"Don't just stand there in that cliche 'we're all going to die what can we do' pose! Get in this cave!"

The group rushed into the cave and Varths staff illuminated a massive expanse of awesomeness.

"who are you?" Asked a curious Castlemaniac.

"I was once a n00b, much like the ones you have been slaughtering, but the second i got to thirty posts, i was banished. I have sworn that i will not rest until i have my revenge." Said the voice which was revealed to be the new member, Wadling.

"Well thats a boring story" Laughed XdbX

"You know i just saved your lives, you could be a little more greatful" Pouted Wadling.

[Varthonai]

"On to victory!!!" Varthonai shouted, not stopping his charge.

XdbX and castlemanic looked a bit confused. Varthonai slowed down and called back.

"I'm not talking about the DQ moderator, guys. I'm talking about the thing that comes after you kick the enemy's ass."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

"Geez, guys. Get a clue."

Varthonai turned back toward the mountain and continued his charge.

[castlemanic]

'i was just playing with you varth' castlemanics eyes went a bit shifty, showing that he obviosly lied. they then followed on, waddling came along with them. then XdbX tripped, 'AARGH'.
'whats wrong'
'i stepped on a...' everyone turned their heads to see SPP lying down on the floor.
'I HAVE FOUND THEM MASTER' SPP called out

[Varthonai]

"Sh*t!" Varthonai swore. "Everybody stay cool, ok? Nothing bad's gonna--"

"AH, RESIDENTS OF THE FORUMS," boomed a deep, evil voice. "YOUR DEFIANCE IS DELICIOUS TO ME. I EAT IT WITH PAPRIKA AND GROUND NUTMEG."

The Dark Lord Sauron emerged from the shadows, his followers SPP and Silitor flanking him on each side.

"LET THE EPIC DUEL BEGIN!!!"

Varthonai motioned to Wadling. "Hey, kid, here's your chance to prove yourself. If Sauron tries to throw a fireball or anything, jump in front of it. And try to make some of your ashes blow into his face, that'll totally gross him out."

[castlemanic]

castlemanic raised his sword in defiance, the rocket barrels came out of his sword with numerous clangs and other mettalic sounds. XdbX raised his hands, the very magic his hands emitted shook the air with ferocity. varthonais staff shone with light, aiming his staff at the opponents that stood infront of the group, knife in hand, ready for close combat, varthonais favourite music blared (tell me if its something like rock or metal). Waddling stood their, unmoved, out of shock, fear or preperation, noone knew, as everyone prepared for the battle that was about to begin

[Varthonai]

Varthonai noticed that Wadling was still standing behind them. "Hey! Hey, dude! I know you're new to the whole 'meat shield' contract position, but one of the basic points of the job is that you have to stand in FRONT of the--"

*BZAAAP*

Varthonai looked down and realized that Sauron had just burned his entire lower body off. Varth's upper body fell limply on the hard stone ground.

"Yeah," croaked Varthonai weakly, "see, THAT's what happens when you don't stand in the path of the fireball, like I told you, Wadling..."

*klunk*

Varthonai collapsed forward into the dirt.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! And he will be merely the first to fall!" roared Sauron. "Kill them, my n00b hordelings!"

[Wadling]

Wadling thought momentarily, before deciding the best course of action.

"Lord Sauron, i propose a little chat" He suggested.

"Ummm, what sort of chat?" Questioned Sauron obviously annoyed at having his evil charge halted by such a new character in the story.

"What are you doing, we're about to kick ass here!" Whispered Varth.

"Don't worry, i have a plan." Replied Wadling (WITH ONE D NOT TWO)

He walked slowly up to Sauron, and kicked him in the balls. Sauron fell to the floor screaming in pain, cursing. The n00bz as well as the entire group stared at Wadling eyes wide open in shock.

"Well, i didn't expect that" Laughed Castlemania.

"Nobody ever tried it in the books, so i figured i'd see if it worked..." Said Wadling, rather stunned himself.

[Varthonai]

"Uh, nice goin' there, kid," muttered Varthonai through a mouthful of dirt. "Little help here, maybe? I need to reach my staff to heal myself."

Varthonai groaned and clawed at the dirt, trying feebly to reach the wooden shaft of his weapon. Idly, his mind began to focus on what a remarkable double-entendre that sentence could be.

[Wadling]

Wadling picked up the staff and tossed it too Varth, only to accidentally have it hit him in the face.

"Oh, sorry, i've never been very good at throwing." Apologized Wadling.

"You were only like half a meter away! You could have just passed it too me!" Growled Varth.

[Varthonai]

Varthonai picked up the staff and used it to regenerate the lower half of his body, as well as heal the bruise on his face where Wadling had struck him. "Well, nothin' too bad, then. Nice touch too, wounding Sauron there... you're officially the second-coolest guy in our party, Wadling, at least until I decide otherwise. Congrads."

"Who gave you the power to decide who the coolest guys in the party are?"

"I did," replied Varthonai. "Now things get interesting... we've got new problems to deal with."

Sauron was still reeling on the ground in pain, and SPP and Silitor were advancing to take his place. N00bs swarmed around them like so many flies around a fresh dog turd.

"FOR KFC!!!" they roared in unison, charging toward the evildoers with weapons drawn.

[Wadling]

Wadling, encouraged by the compliment and relieved that Varth had not decided to pursue the incident of the bruise Wadling had given him, Jumped strait into the crowd of n00bz.

Balancing on his hands he span round, unnaturally quickly, knocking many a n00b to the ground. He stood back up and stopped, as did all the n00bz around him as he waited for the next character to post.

[castlemanic]

castlemanic swung his sword, lopping off the heads of about a dozen n00bs that surrouned him, fire flared from varthonais staff, burning other n00bs while XdbXs magic tore through others, wadling stood there waiting for the noonbs to react. Sauron was still squeaking on the floor, so castlemanic decided to give him another kick, apparently the noob army was affected by the other blow, except for SPP, which wasnt surprising. as the noobs decided to run away, XdbXs magic finished them off, varthonai fried up a couple of noobs to his right while stabbing a noob to his left in the head, instantly dying. castlemanic spotted something out of the corner of his eye, no it couldnt be, sauron held a chicken wing from KFC in his right hand.

[XdbX]

Next thing castlemanic knew he was eating KFC.
"Varth are friend is slee... eating you got to heal him of you turn. then i made a small spam behind the noob that made the look back word letting me KO them with my BAN ring and my BANNED rings

[Killervirus]

Suddenly, Killervirus popped from nowhere, finishing the word "Teleport!" and slapped Xdbx because he felt like it. And because he taught his incessant babbling involved a sexual relation with his own mother.

He then walked up to Sauron, shaked his hand, and asked an autograph. And if he could have a bite from that juicy piece of KFC in his hand.

[XdbX]

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
"LET ME AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Varth can you burn this noob and his KFC. we don' want to be feeding any one noob KFC."

[Killervirus]

Killervirus stood up -because, let us not forget, Sauron is still on the ground sreaming in pain- walked over to XdbX and said: "Now, don't worry, this won't hurt."
Before violently kneeing him in the balls. And, as two extra lumps appeared at XdbX's throat, the noobs went absolutly bananas.

[DrunkCat]

DC walked into the thread and shouted "AFTERNOON" and then proceeded to sit a top a wall.

[castlemanic]

'YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THE HUMAN SHEILD, ah forget it" as castlemanic threw away the peice of KFC he had in his hand, then went on to kill more noobs, then he sneakily went up to DC and whispered 'change your post and make it longer, otherwise varthonai is gonna kill us all' then rushed towards the area of combat and slaughtered many a n00b, occasionaly shooting a couple of rockets which rocked humptey dumpty and then caused him to fall down on sauron. 'man i feel sorry for that guy' Varthonai said as he sent flames in the direction of numerous n00bs.

[DrunkCat]

DC then stands a top the wall, standing tall and arrogant and with a bellowing roar he yells:

"OOOOOOORRRRAAAAANNNNGGEEEEEESSSS!"

And then proceeds to eating humpty dumpty; who is made of oranges.

[Wadling]

Confused, Wadling looks down at the cannibalistic sight unfolding before him.

"I thought he was an egg." He shouted down to DC

"Not in my story" DC shouted back.

Wadling shrugged and moved on.

[Varthonai]

Varthonai stopped in the middle of battle to fire a bolt of divine power at the wall, crumbling it into tiny pieces.

Most of the people sitting atop it were unharmed, but DrunkCat and Humpty Dumpty were both shattered to bloody / yolky pieces by the falling rubble.

"NO ONE-LINE POSTS!!!" shouted Varthonai. "Eh, but you sort of get the idea now, so... what the hell."

Varthonai revived DrunkCat and left him alone. He left Humpty to bleed eggwhites, though; Varthonai hated eggs.

[DrunkCat]

"Stop tickling me!" Exclaims DC as Varth does weird hand finger movements of oddities. "I'm trying to eat the orange of made Humpty!" As he finished eating the last of the deliciously juicy last slice he stood up and point at the noobs "Go do that children parties crap else where. This is my wall biatch."

[Wadling]

"That.... was.... very..... unnecessary" Groaned Wadling as he pulled himself out of the rubble. He gave Varth a look of pure annoyance.

He picked up several rocks and began hurling them wildly at serveral nearby n00bz.

"say guys" He asked hopefully "when are we going to win this battle? I'm bored and want to move onto something a little more... questy"

[Varthonai]

"It ends when someone posts an ending," Varthonai replied, rolling his eyes while he sliced through the neck of another n00b. "I would have thought that was obvious."

Varthonai jumped into the air and began jumping over the heads of the n00b horde, à la Dead Rising. Then he finally cleared the crowd and jumped into the air, spinning three times before landing staff-first on top of Sauron's Ring-bearing finger.

"OWWWWWWWW! F*CK!" screamed Sauron. "Don't you think I'm hurting enough already?!"

Then the Dark Lord exploded into a thousand pieces. Varthonai kicked the Ring into the opening of the volcano and then turned back to mop up the stragglers of the battle.

[Wadling]

"Well finally" Exclaimed Wadling, sitting down heavily on a pile of n00bz "I thought that would never end"

The group around him sighed and settled down as well.

"Ummmm... what about SPP and that other member who joined Sauron" Wadling asked nervously.

He turned around just in time to see...

[Killervirus]

... Killervirus's middlefinger, wich had been bitten off by Drunkcat, while Virus's had been poking Humpty.

Now the finger was being thrown at Wadling's eye by Virus, mad because his middlefinger had been bitten off by Drunkcat while Virus had been poking Humpty. Oh noes! D:

But before it could hit Wadling's eye, Virus made a salto in the air and catched it, and proceeded to re-attach it to his hand.

Then he said, in a very nonchalant way:

"So, you guys wanna raid that new dungeon? I think it's called: 'House of the FLESHEATING ZOMBIES GRAAAAAAH' or something. We got a healer, a warrior-or should I say Wadling, HAHAHAHA, I'm hilarious- a human shield, a rogue and uhm... An orange-eater."

[castlemanic]

'ummm, ok' castlemanic said as the group turned around and ignored anything else which virus said. castlemanic said, in a joking manner 'oh look another humptey dumptey.' pointing down the cave. everyone turned to see DC look in that direction, unmoved and obviously knowing that it was a joke, made no movement.

[Wadling]

"So what are we really doing?" asked Wadling "Going to that castle in a blatant rip off of the castle series? Or move on to a more original adventure?" he added "I'm the human shield by the way, thought i am not very effective"

He cast a guilty glance at Varth who was prodding her (or his, sorry i am new) scar delicately.

[DrunkCat]

"Awwww snap nigga" Exclaimed DC. "You best not of said that, cuz diz iz what's gonnna happen ya'll" And with that time suddenly slowed down and stopped as DC hovered his hand over an imaginary turntable *chigga chigga whack BOOM*

"Nigga best be ending yo."

And that was the last they heard, the end.

[Wadling]

Wadling poked his head through the 'e' at the end of 'the'.

"What the hell just happened here?" He asked "One second we're standing here, then everything is black aside from this, ok, whose good at drawing. We need a new world thanks to DC"

[castlemanic]

five minutes later, everyone woke up to find DC still looking at them. 'God dam, it didnt work' DC then turned around and tried to run. wadling then stood in front of the way and DC tripped and fell, landing on the ground, then he turned around and saw everyone towring over him. 'SH*T' DC said

[Killervirus]

Then, Killervirus said "Tele-" and then he was gone, as he was very frustrated because the others ingored him.

Then he appeared, saying "-port!" and admitted he was lonely and needed companions to retrieve the magical hammer of Barney von MagikalHammer.

[castlemanic]

'look, were not gonna go to the warhammer 40000 universe just to get a hammer' said castlemanic, deciding that virus shouldnt be ignored. 'well help you get the hammer after we restored KFC, ok?' castlemanic said, sticking his hand to await virus hand shake, not knowing if virus would help them or just trap them in the other universe.

[Killervirus]

"But it's not in the Warhammer unive-... Nevermind that, I'm with you guys." Virus said, shaking castlemanic's hand.

Then, he suddenly jerked castlemanic's hand toward him and headbutted him.

"Oops, sorry, I get that from time to time." Virus said, helping castlemanic back up. He couldn't help but snicker though.

[Wadling]

Wadling stood in front of his companions and had an brand new exiting idea.

"Why don't we all try to find Candlejack!" He suggested, the others looked at him in horror. "What? OH SHI-"

[Andrehydra]

Then suddenly it was Andrehydra firing a laser, a big, hot one.

Wadling dodged it, but unfortunately it hit TehAvenger, Andrehydra revived TehAvenger, but the TehAvenger jumped from a building after that, Andrehydra revived him for the 3rd time, then...



warhammer 40000 universe


LOL He knows about this universe too.

[Killervirus]

...Killervirus slapped Andrehydra, Wadling and castlemanic saying the epic one-liner:

"STOP CONTROLLING OTHER CHARACTERS, DUMBASSES!"

Then, he calmed down and said:
"Now, let's resore KFC! I have some quests there. I checked the INTERNETZ LOL and it said you need companions if you don't want to be crushed by the noobzillas patrolling it. And apparently, one of them drops a very rare sniper rifle!"

"And because I have more points in Sniping than you guys, I get priority on the phat lewt!" he bragged, while performing an epic, yet cliché, action-pose.

[Wadling]

Wadling gave Virus a sly look.

"Can't control other characters eh?" He muttered darkly.

He held his hands out towards Virus who proceeded to run unarmed into the noob swarm. He was torn apart instantly.

[Killervirus]

No, he wasn't. Instead, Virus didn't move, because Wadling couldn't control other characters, saying: "You guys won't learn it won't you?" and proceeded to slap XdbX, because he felt like it, and because Wadling to nice to be slapped. Even if he wanted Virus to be shred apart.

Meh.

To break the awkward silence, Virus suggested that they should be moving, as the KFC was several minutes away.

[castlemanic]

casltemanic watched as virus was torn apart. 'whoa dam, bad luck for him' he said, then turned around to andrehydra.
'yeah i know about it, dark crusades a good RP, just too bad i havent played warhammer tho, ive read about it in wikipedia, but anyway, lets go' he said as he walked off, turned around to slap virus but found his bloodied corpse on the ground, 'eh nevermind' he turned around again and everyone followed him

[XdbX]

*XdbX looks left*
*XdbX looks right*
*XdbX looks left*
*XdbX says* "SHUT UP YOU TWO!"
*XdbX get a new quest.*
*XdbX opened quest log and reads his new quest*





Castlevirus

CM and KV have been fighting. you must stop this fight and keep from having it again.

goals for this quest.

Killervirus must get to KFC alive.
Castlemanic must get to KFC alive.
Killervirus and castle manic must have 50 friendship points
must keep there from being a war with in your ranks.
Killervirus must have 75% in his work bar
Castlemanic must have 70% in his work bar

[Varthonai]

Varthonai walked into Sauron's newly-emptied evil lair and noticed a typically evil control room with lots of levers and buttons and switches.

"I wonder what this button does..." Varthonai thought aloud, pressing it.

Suddenly everyone was teleported to KFC.

"Oh, hey, look at that," said Varthonai. "I just saved us a lot of hassle. Go me."

[XdbX]

*XdbX Looks left*
*XdbX Looks right*
*XdbX Looks left*
*XdbX says* "Thanks varth"
*XdbX look in questlog*

failed
Castlevirus
reason.
varth was lazy so KV and CM did not get the 50 friend ship points

*XdbX yells* "VARTHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*XdbX has a New quest*
*XdbX looks at quest log.*




KILL BILL AFTER VARTH

Kill varth as painfully and you can
blood a must
guts a must
billing not a must
make varth a noob only if it is painful*XdbX picks up a knife with the blood of noob aids*

[Varthonai]

.................................................. ...........

*Varthonai runs away screaming like a little girl*

[XdbX]

*XdbX get a quest update.*
*XdbX look at quest*

KILL BILL AFTER VARTH
Kill varth as painfully and you can
blood a must
guts a must
billing not a must
make varth a noob only if it is painful
*update* get to lvl100 from 1 by doing this quest because varth had a one liner.*XdbX kills varth and yells* " NO ONE LINERS YOU NOOB!"
*XdbX complete quest*
*XdbX put varth staff on top of him so he can heal him self*

[Varthonai]

Bah! It was two lines!

One of them just was made up entirely of periods.


Anyway, Varth healed himself and now they were on a new quest...

[Andrehydra]

To kill the n00b boss named www_x_roxxman_x_www then Andrehydra joined the team, with Varh, Killer, XdbX and other people who would wish to get some finga leeckin' guud chicken!

"There, the nearest KFC branch!" said Andrehydra.

They headed to get some chicken and hope they will return with at least 10 pieces.

[castlemanic]

'KV and i arent at war!' castlemanic said as he followed the group towards KFC, when they finally got to KFC, castlemanic walked through the door and was instantly hit by a fireball, knocking him off his feet, which stayed on the ground, and then fell to the floor, his lower half still standing. 'varth..... he-e-elp, me-e-e' casltemanic cried out

[Andrehydra]

"Oh, no!" said Andrehydra!

Andrehydra helped castlemanic get up, when he though it was a noob, the caster of the fire ball was actually...yup...CRAZYLITTLEHAMSTER!

CLH casted 12 more, it managed to hit Killervirus, castlemanic and Varthonai, then Andrehydra defeated CLH and they all got 50 pieces in total, then...

[castlemanic]

casltemanic, now healed, sat on CLH, then ate his share of the chicken nuggets, suddenly gaining alot of weight and crushing him from above. after a long time castlemanic finnaly got off CLH and then, losing the weight in the process of getting up, joined the rest of the team to get more peices of KFC.

[Killervirus]

But suddenly, Noobzillas bursted trough the walls, opening the way for revived KFC chicken zombies!

Massivly outnumbered, the group saw no escape in the screaming and groaning army of noobs and zombie chickens.

Suddenly, CLH got up and got erased, because the others COUDN'T CONTROL OTHER CHARCATERS GRAAAAH.

Although there was no chances of winning, Killervirus decided it would be better to die fighting, so he fired and several noobs were dead because Killervirus had shot them in the face and the chickens attacked and a giant, but jolly massacre erupted, as every noob, noobzilla and chicken zombie trying to rip off the group's soft, soft flesh.

[castlemanic]

then all the noobs stopped, all of them stared at castlemanic, pointed his sword which had its rocket launchers out.
'move, and the n00b king dies' castlemanic said as the rockets edged their way out of the barrels, ready to be fired and destroy the n00b king.
all the noobs stood motionless. 'now step back and let us through' castlemanic grabbed the neck of the n00b king and dragged him through the open space, hoping his comrades followed behind.

[Killervirus]

"That's not the noob king! IT'S A PIECE OF FRANKFURT SAUSAGE!" Killervirus yelled, to late, as the noobzillas all threw themselves upon castlemanic.

Luckily, castlemanic was dragged out of the mess by Master Ch33f, wich said LOL when looking at the enemies.

Then, one of the Noobzillas said: "Wo r u, n00b? this is uor pl4ygr0und, asshoel!"

And Master Ch33f said: "I r guy, who gunna t34ch u les0n!" Before headshotting the Noobzilla.

Suddenly, all noobs, Noobzillas and zombie chicken rushed forward again, but master Ch33f had overshield, so half of them died.

But then, the Arbiter came and dragged master ch33f out because it was his turn to wash the dishes.

Now, at least, the group had more chances of winning, and new hope aroused in them. Then they all charged toward the oncoming horde, screaming:

"FOR PENISLAAAAAAND! WE MEAN KFC! FOR KFCCCCCCCCCCCCC!"

[Masterschiief]

Suddenly a figure crushed out of the bottom. Everyone stared at him. Suddenly Master Ch33f shouted: 'oh no, not THIS guy!'
The guy with a bad joke as his name looked at them.
'Im Masterschiief' he said. 'Im here to help you.'

[Wadling]

Wadling, saddned at not being involved in the story sat down and ate chicken for the rest of the fight.

Then he added this scentence so Varth didn't start yelling at him.

[XdbX]

*XdbX sit down next to Wadling and start eating.*
*XdbX says* "you want to share quest. the kill varth one is easy"

[Wadling]

Wadling turned in shock to XdbX.

"But, isn't killing the person who is trying to keep order illegal in some way?" He asked

When seeing the ridiculing look on his companions face he hastily added.

"I mean, he'd find some way to come back to life no matter what we did."

[XdbX]

*says with a smile* It is only illegal if some one calls the cops and the cops take 15 minutes to get here.
having varth coming back to life is the poin because if he is not dead it is not illegal and as i said it take 15 minutes for the cops to get here, that mean varth has 15 minute to heal him self and he can only do it with his staff so if we give him his staff when he dead we will be fine.

*Other side of the would xDBx kills vARTH*

[Wadling]

"well" smiled Wadling "In that case, lets go"

He moved up behind Varth and prepared a knife. He beckoned to XbdX to take his place as well.

[XdbX]

*XdbX jumps in front of varth*
*XdbX hits varth in the face*
*XdbX says* "FOR SPIDER MAN!"
*XdbX then says* "DIE SANDMAN!"

[Varthonai]

"HA!"

Varthonai swept his staff out behind him and took off Wadling's head with one swipe.

"HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I WIN!"

Then Varthonai vaporized XdbX with a bolt of celestial power.

"Ok, that's over with," Varthonai continued, healing both of the would-be assassins, "let's go over the roster again."

Varthonai--Healer / Unofficial Leader
castlemanic--Warrior
XdbX--Magic Caster
Wadling--Meat Shield
Killervirus--Rogue
DrunkCat--Orange Eater
Andrehydra--Gunner / Shoop Reference

Varthonai tapped a finger to his head. "Hm... let's add another to the list, shall we?"

Raising his staff, Varthonai revived CLH and added another name to the list.

CrazyLittleHamster--Pyromaniac

[castlemanic]

'nice, we got a flamethrower, but since this is like final fantasy, arent we too big of a group, or are some people guests?' castlemanic said as he looked around. 'i have final fantasy XII btw so if it doesnt make sense, then ignore my statement.' then castlemanic turned around and fired a rocket to open a hole in the wall. 'wait, where are we btw?'

[Wadling]

Wadling got up and fixed his head back on, being a meat shield he had obviously learned how to never die somehow.

"Well that was fun" He smiled "Whats with the laugh Varth? What are you? Some crazed super-villain?"

[Andrehydra]

"OH, GOD!Here it comes!D:" shouted Andrehydra as a monster came.

"Rox-n00b-xoR Lv.42 Hp 1056/1057
Status:noob, roxxorz aura, equipped with noob ring +2 noobishness"

"Varthonai, what do we do now?" said Andrehydra?

(Let us play this, RPG style!)

[castlemanic]

suddenly, health and mana bars appear over everyones head, then castlemanic opened his menu.

battle menu
attack--> sword wipe; rocket launcher
spells--> none
items--> none
special abilities--> vicious swipe: strong attack that hits many foes; barrage: fires many rockets to hit enemies in the area, far away targets are homed in on.

castlemanic turned to his allies
'what should i choose?'

[XdbX]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dang.
only 3 players able to fight at a time and i was the 4th to be ready for a fight.
well some one with have to change with me then

[castlemanic]

ah, but XdbX, in final fantasy XII, you have six people in the party and a seventh guest, so your still in, dont worry

'now help me decide, should i barrage or vicious swipe?' castlemanic asked after he finished explaining to XdbX the situation.

[Wadling]

"Use a barage!" shouted wadling from the sidelines "it'll look awesome!"

He mixed herbs to make many elixiers and potions for the team

[Thunder]

"No, use Vicious Swipe! Here, I'll lend you my sword!" Shouted Thunderaven, jumping into the thread at 100 MPH.

Thunderaven grabbed the sword he used in his sig and threw it to Castlemaniac.

"I spent ages drawing that, so you better appreciate it!"

[castlemanic]

battlemenu
attack--> sword wipe; rocket launcher
spells--> none
items--> none
special abilities--> vicious swipe: strong attack that hits many foes; barrage: fires many rockets to hit enemies in the area, far away targets are homed in on.

selected: barrage

castlemanic aims his sword upwards and fires off his rockets, 30 missles were fired, each one hitting a different target, mainly a different body part cause the monster was so big, and also because he was the only enemy in the vicinity, as each rocket exploded, the next one got bigger, when all of the rockets finnaly exploded, there was one big blast that blurred everyones vision and possibly destroyed the enemy. then the rocket barrels retracted back into the sword, then castlemanic said 'now i need to wait for half an hour till the power returns for the rocket launchers to work' castlemanic said as the rocket options disappeard from the menu. the smoke started to part, casltemanic turned around and asked 'is it dead?'

(thunderaven, post again and ill use vicious swipe with ur sword, i was too busy writing this, lol)

[Thunder]

*sha-wing*

"It is now", said Thunderaven, wiping blood off his sword which Castlemaniac had neglected. "Nice shot, Castlemaniac"

Thunderaven looked down. "Aw man, I can't believe it, the dragon has blood in it's eye. Cool."

Thunderaven looked at the group who were still levelling up, Final Fantasy style. He looked at his status bar: Lvl. 1.

"Dammit"

[XdbX]

*XdbX did not want to wait around so he pressed "X"*
"hay Thunderaven where you been"

(I think there a storm coming guys -_-)

[Thunder]

*XdbX did not want to wait around so he pressed "X"*
"hay Thunderaven where you been"

(I think there a storm coming guys -_-)

"The describe the member before you thread, where do you think?" Thunderaven answered. "Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to put my sword back where it belongs."

XdbX closed his eyes and prayed.

Thunderaven put his sword back into his sig.

"Relax XdbX, I'm not gonna kill you today"

[XdbX]

then a big foot comes down from the sky and smashes Thunderaven

" YOU CAN"T CONTROL OTHER PLAYERS USERS" XdbX yelled.

*XdbX look at varth and says" varth ether heal the trash or take out the trash.

[Thunder]

Thunderaven popped out of flatness and stabbed the big foot, which XdbX had creativly invented.

"listen, we're not gonna have any fun if you and me are killing each other every second post, are we?"

Thunderaven thought for a second.

"Actually, scrtach that, It'll be no fun otherwise"

Thunderaven put his sword on his back, you never knew with XdbX around.

[castlemanic]

castlemanic looks up, only to find half his health gone and all of his mana gone.
'I DIDNT EVEN GET HIT BY ANYTHING, stupid ability' he then realised that he was too close, and using one of the potions that waddling created, healing him self fully and restoring his mana, 'thanx waddling'. he then decided to take a few steps back, away from the fight that may start between XdbX and thunderaven. suddenly hearing something behind him, called out to thunderaven 'umm, thunderaven, can i use ur sword? theres something thats coming and ur sword would be very useful.'

[Varthonai]

Varthonai healed everybody and looked stern.

"You know, I put up with it at first because it was amusing, but the fact of the matter is that there is no rule about controlling other characters in this thread."

Then Varth grabbed his Health and Mana bars and beat Rox-n00b-xoR to death with them.

[Thunder]

Varthonai healed everybody and looked stern.

"You know, I put up with it at first because it was amusing, but the fact of the matter is that there is no rule about controlling other characters in this thread."

Then Varth grabbed his Health and Mana bars and beat Rox-n00b-xoR to death with them.

:thumbsup: thanks varth!

"Yeah, here you go"

*Throws sword to Castlemaniac*

*Suddenly looks at XdbX*

*Hits self on head*

[XdbX]

OMG OMFG OMG YOU KILLED castlemanic Thunderaven.
*look at the dead body with a sword sticking out of his head castlemanic*
"Your a god dam noob Thunderaven."
"and stop act like a retard who hitting him self."

[Thunder]

Dude, he asked for it. Obviously. So now I'm swordless until Castlemaniac is online. Stop trying to get me banned from the thread.

*Waits patiently for castlemaniac*

[castlemanic]

castlemanic grabbed the swrod from thunderaven, just at that moment, several noobs jumped out of the darkness from behind him. castlemanic lifted the sword as thunder struck the sword, charging it with electrical energy. then castlemanic took one thunderous swing of the sword, cutting all the n00bs near him in half, and sending an electrical shockwave, wiping out dozens of other noobs hiding in the darkness, enging with leaving a huge gaping hole in the wall. castlemanic turned around and handed the sword back to thunderaven. 'sorry it took so long, time difference.' he then charged through the hole sword first.

[Andrehydra]

(castlemanic and thunerraven, RPG style next time, ok?)

"Rox-n00b-xoR summons n00b smilie
n00b smilie explodes dealing 100 damage to the owner and 20 damage to all enemies!"

"Shit!" said Andrehydra.

"Andrehydra uses Favorited Hand Grenade(Yup, still remember these cool things.)
Hand Grenade deals 104 damage to Rox-n00b-xoR"
"Rox-n00b-Xor uses n00b pact, n00b pack sucks the life of one player but deals 500 damage to the caster upon casting
Rox-n00b-xoR will be immobile as a result, but 10HP will be sucked from one player
Rox-n00b-xoR has chosen CLH to be the casted player"

"Protect CLH everyone, NOW!" shouted Andrehydra.

They all protected CLH and prepared to fight harder...

(I made Rox-n00b-xoR's skill weaxxorz on purpose XD.)

[castlemanic]

castlemanic got out his sword, 'i hope the mana restored my rockets as well'
*castlemanic opens battle menu and selects barrage*
*MAX damage dealt*
*Rox-n00b-xoR summons n00b army*
*three high leveled n00bs appear*
'oh shiz'

[Thunder]

castlemanic got out his sword, 'i hope the mana restored my rockets as well'
*castlemanic opens battle menu and selects barrage*
*MAX damage dealt*
*Rox-n00b-xoR summons n00b army*
*three high leveled n00bs appear*
'oh shiz'

*Thunderaven opens battle menu*
*Sword
Sword
Sword
Thunderstrike*

*Selects Thunderstrike and OWNS n00bs*

[CrazyLittleHamster]

As the noob sucked out his life for CLH's eyes lit up with that fire again. He red bloodshot eyes were staring angrily at the noob taking his already drained life force. He gripped his flamethrower tighter and tried to move closer, but with each step his body felt like it was becoming heavier. Soon his eyes were half-closed and he went down on his knees. His head fell down on the ground and the world became disoriented before him...

[Icy poisen]

Icy was getting ticked off being left out of the action grabbed the noob by the neck unaware of any consicuensess( or how to spell it lol) made the noob drink a bottle of unkown toxic and then drugged him but then...

[Thunder]

Thunderaven rolled his eyes and charged. Little did he know that CLH had not seen a cookie, he was actually dying and now Thunderaven was gonna die too. 'Typical', he thought. 'Been posting in the thread five minutes and already Castlemaniac has robbed my sword and I'm dying.'

Then he decided screw it and opened his battle menu.

*Attack*
*Magic*
*Heal*
*Chooses Magic and selects 'Awesome Soldieriness'*
*n00b gets blinded by Thunderaven's Awesomeness*
*n00b goes like this :yikes: and dies*

(aw CRAP too late)

[Icy poisen]

(aw crap too late what? the noobs drugged and entoxicated not dead until u came along so whats the problem dame?) Before icy got axcodently pwned and badly he fled the sceen like road runner cartoon leaving a yellows trail of liquid following his tracks and then...(yo guys remember my charecter is saposed to be carrying chemicals the yellow stuff isn't saposed to be piss use your imagination)

[Thunder]

(I was replying to CLH but you got there before me Icy)

[Icy poisen]

(well lucky for u my post still went well with yours right?) somone near by smoking through a match down still light witch fell in the yellow liquid on the floor. it turned out the yellow liquid was some kind of nitrolic liquid epxploding to the path wher Icy was running then...

[Thunder]

Thunderaven Heroically kicked away the nitrolic acid just as it was about to reach Icy. Unfortunatly, the rest of the Team were not online so Thunder and Icy had to make do with questing by themselves for a while.

[castlemanic]

BOOM BOOM, two explosions went off near the group, destroying peices of the ceiling that fell on the n00bs. castlemanic retreacted the rockets from his sword, turned around to thunderaven and said 'you had your sword, then you suddenly didnt have it, even tho i gave it to you, wtf is going on?' (lol) looking at the others statuses, all of them said offline, 'dam it, comon guys lets go' he said as he stuffed the offline characters into his backpack and ran through the opening.

[Thunder]

Thunderaven followed, even though he was a million miles away with Icy. They ran straight into the Moderators control Panel, where The Mods were ordering the Modbot to infract Thunderaven. Thunderaven went beserk and started disappearing and re-appearing around the room, breaking stuff.

[castlemanic]

castlemanics jaw dropped. 'LUCKY ASSWIPE, stupid teleporting powers' castlemanic said as he tried to talk the mods out of infracting thunderaven.

then suddenly n00bs started piling in as the mods used inta-perma-bans on them. 'THERES TOO MANY, LETS GO!' castlemanic shouted at his teammeates who were still online

[Thunder]

"NOOOOOOO!" shouted Thunderaven as the Modbot was killed by n00bs. "HE WAS MINE YOU BASTARDS!"

He felt himself being yanked through the hole after Castlemaniac as it collapsed in front of him.

Thunderaven slumped. "Now what do you propose, Castlemaniac?"

[Varthonai]

Varthonai struck the ground with his staff, splitting the ground to separate the party from the mods.

"Now listen up," Varthonai said, "this is getting out of hand. Read the rules again, please. Write in complete sentences so that this thread can stay orderly. Thank you for your time."

Then he allowed the ground to close up again, and the mods began attacking. Varth assaulted the ModBot, only to be repelled by Infraction Rockets.

"Someone destroy the ModBot's arsenal systems!" Varthonai called. "I can't fight him alone!"

Then n00bs killed the ModBot, and Varthonai heard the sound of Thunderaven wailing after them.

[castlemanic]

'ok varthonai, got it' castlemanic said as he swiped off the heads of a couple of n00bs close by. then opened up his battle menu again.
*castlemanic selects vicious swipe*
*n00b 1, full damage, dead*
*n00b 2, full damage, dead*
*n00b 3, half damage*
'shiz' castlemanic said as he got hit by a noobing, fortunately he had a +5000 n00b resistance.

[Varthonai]

Icy got a little frightened and started having a panick attack and running around the room screaming like a little girl and then....

...and then Varthonai murdered him for making a one-sentence post.

"Sorry Icy, you're funny and all, but rules are rules."

Varthonai charged his staff with power until it burned through Icy's flesh like a lightsaber blade. He clove open Icy's chest and split open all his ribs. Then he plucked out Icy's internal organs and spread them out over the area.

"It's ok, Icy, you'll still have your uses," Varthonai reassured him, going and hiding in the bushes.

In a few minutes, a pack of wild n00bs arrived, attracted by the scent of burning meat. They started chewing on Icy's organs, and Varthonai began picking them off one at a time with bolts of divine power.

EDIT: Then Varthonai brought Icy back to life and murdered him again, because he had made ANOTHER one-sentence post.

[Thunder]

Thunderaven opened his battle menu and selected 'copy flowers, robbed from partners in time.'

Thunderaven copied himself until he missed an attack, started jumping on n00b's heads and slicing them in half.

[XdbX]

then fargger log in with a >.> <.< >.> some account. and start act like a noob and saying he was a real member. then he did it...





















He called the most powerful noob sister uncle brother bestfriends class clown...

The 100000000 most powerful noob ever.

[castlemanic]

castlemanic dropped to the floor with confusion. 'WHICH ON IS THE REAL THUNDERAVEN?'
castlemanic then got up, brushed himself, and continued with the battle, slicing the dead modbot a few times for the hell of it.
then castlemanic saw what varthonai did to icy, his reaction was *O_O*
then he turned around and used vicious swipe on some noobs near him.

[Icy poisen]

(dude why did u put such a huge space between those 2 things? i'm not takign further place in this stary since i'm suposed to be dead. I'm not going to say what anyone else is doing so i don't make somone end up somthing they don't want to do)

[Thunder]

*Thunderaven misses and his doubles disappear*

"All right team, this guy is gonna be tough. Does anyone have cheats?"

lol.

[Varthonai]

Varthonai resurrected Icy poisen and killed all the n00bs that were eating his entrails.

"Alright, Icy, let's go kill some n00bs!"

Varthonai brandished his staff and his Swiss Army knife and hurled himself back into the fray.

(Go ahead and keep posting, Icy.)

Varthonai pulled the USB drive out of his Swiss Army knife and nodded at Thunderaven. "As a matter of fact, I DO have cheats," he said. "Plug it into a USB port and upload the GameShark files."

[Icy poisen]

Being scared of what Varonthi did to Icy last time Icy slowly stepped away from him. but from behind a noob grabbed him by the neck and Icy head budded him breaking his nose.Icy drop kicked him then grabbed his foot and slide him across the floor tripping a few noobs to find himself sarrounded by a few but then..

[Thunder]

*Thunderaven jumps in cannon*

"I can go on robbing stuff from partners all day!"

*Cannon launched Thunderaven ant n00b army. Universe trembles.

[Varthonai]

Varthonai grabbed a n00b by the neck and shook it violently. "NOW you will know what it truly means to--"

Suddenly Varthonai felt a disturbance in the Force. Thunderaven was not using complete sentences!

"Thunderaven! Use complete sentences outside of dialogue or I will be forced to murder you! Painfully! Also, bring me back my USB drive when you're done with it."

Varthonai turned back to the n00b. "Now where was I..."

Varth tapped his head thoughtfully. "Ah, screw it," he said, and sliced the n00b's head off with his Swiss Army knife.

[Icy poisen]

All the noobs jumped at Icy at the same time. as eevryhting was termbling Icy's clumsyness saved his life be falling and causing all the noobs to hits each other.Noticing he hasn't really killed any noobs he threw a few nitro vials at a noob pile and then...

[castlemanic]

*castlemanic bounces between ceiling and floor* 'OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH' castlemanic finally dropped to the floor. 'oooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuch' then he got up and went towards thunderaven. 'dont shake the universe again, ok?' the answer he got was another shake of the universe 'OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH' castlemanic fell to the floor again. 'ooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch' then castlemanic got up, picked up his sword and then limped towards the battle.

[Varthonai]

All the noobs jumped at Icy at the same time. as eevryhting was termbling Icy's clumsyness saved his life be falling and causing all the noobs to hits each other.Noticing he hasn't really killed any noobs he threw a few nitro vials at a noob pile and then...

...and then one of the n00bs grabbed the vial and threw it at Varthonai. Varthonai reflexively batted it away with the flat end of his staff, and it flew into the air and exploded over them.

[Thunder]

Thunderaven exploded them at the right time, for maximum impact. Then he threw Varth his USB port saying "Sorry!"

Thunderaven grabbed his sword and re-commenced ownership, using awesome sword skills. Enemys were blinded by his awesomeness.

[Icy poisen]

Icy looked in astonishment and yelled "that was wicked!" lifting his arms in the air. accidently punching a NOOB thats was crawling on the cieling about to strangel Var with a rope. The noob fell from the cieling on top of Icy. not being able to liftthe wait icy lay tehr struggling under the fat idiot and then...

[Varthonai]

Now Varthonai was getting bored.

"This could go on forever," he complained. "Let's try something different."

He brought his staff down into the ground and concentrated. Then energy beams exploded from the ground underneath every single n00b, frying them to a crisp.

"Kentucky Fried N00b!" Varthonai laughed, chewing a drumstick. "Dig in, everybody, it's finguh-spammin'-good!"

[Thunder]

Thunderaven threw his sword in slow motion across the battlefield to slice th n00b's head open.

"I want that back Icy!" He shouted, punching a n00b's head off his shoulder's.

"Aw, come on Varth!" shouted Thunderaven."You're posting well before me!"

[Varthonai]

Thunderaven threw his sword in slow motion across the battlefield to slice th n00b's head open.

"I want that back Icy!" He shouted, punching a n00b's head off his shoulder's.

"Aw, come on Varth!" shouted Thunderaven."You're posting well before me!"

"Oh, thanks for that, Thunder," Varth called back. "Missed that guy. But it's all good, that was the last of the n00bs. Come enjoy the feast!"

[Icy poisen]

Icy got the sword and slowly watching his steps returning the sword to thunderaven still afraid of what might happen if he did somthing wrong. When Thunderaven got his sword back icy went to get soem cookies and then....

[Thunder]

"Fine, I'm coming"

Thunderaven grabbed his sword on the way, and started eating KFN.

"You should be a chef Varth!"

(I did it again didn't I?)

[Icy poisen]

icy yelled "oh crap guys did you eat all the cookies?!?!" what the hell those were mine! Ok u guys owe me some cookies and i want them now!" and then..

[Thunder]

Thunderaven threw a cookie up in the air. Everyone watched it spiral towards the ground. Everyone. Even though most people were happy with the KFN.

[Icy poisen]

Icy jumped at it like a fat man jumping for the last doughnut on earth. Icy cought it in his mouth and before you knew it it was goen and ther was cookie crumbs all over his mouth. and then..

[Thunder]

The ground rumbled. It might be XdbX farting. It might be Thunderaven striking down his enemies. but it was actually...

[Icy poisen]

Icy's stomach because the cookie got him sick and Icy started barfing. leaving the entire place smelling really bad and then.

[Thunder]

Thunderaven pointed towards a handy cucbicle. "That's the toilet. Have fun."
Then he gave up on the KFN, cause he was becoming fat.

[Icy poisen]

Icy was still hurling in the toilet from the taited cookie. After finsih hurling Icy passed out. later on....

[Thunder]

Thunderaven pulled Icy out of the Bog.

"Everyone else is offline, Icy. either that, or they're not posting."

[Icy poisen]

"fudge! well this sucks doesn't it now i'm bored when they get back i'ma hurl on em!" and Icy went back to sleep and then.....

[Thunder]

Woke up to find Thunderaven in a heated duel with the revived Modbot. Thunderaven was finally battling his old foe. The duel could go either way. It was up to Icy to decide.

[Icy poisen]

Icy was better froemd with thunderaven so natrually he chose him ^^. but after that....

[XdbX]

*XdbX walk up to ice.*
*XdbX cast anti noob on ice*
*ice was to much of a one liner poster for the spell to work.*

[castlemanic]

'XdbX, dont be like that, now apologise, as i have done' castlemanic said.
he waited around for him to apologise, hoping that icy would be happier and not feel neglected.

[Icy poisen]

Icy got pissed off and left. leaving a bomb ther about to explode in a few seconds ignoring them.

[castlemanic]

(sory dude, ill edit my post)

[XdbX]

( i was not trying to say your a noob but that you post a one linner.
that about the best your getting out of me. no noob could get that out of me >.> <.< >.> wait crazy mark might have XD)

[Thunder]

AAANYWAY, Thunderaven killed the Modbot and everyone on DQ rejoiced, and all the team, except the ones in Castlemaniac's backback of course, were hailed as heros. Oscar worked extra hard on Castle Rep just to show how much he appreciated it.

[Varthonai]

Suddenly Oscar cried out in panic "Oh teh noes! My computer's hard drive failed and I've lost the backup power cord for my external drive! I'll never be able to finish Repercussions without it!"

He turned to the newly-formed DQ Squad.

"Varthonai, castlemanic, XdbX, Wadling, Killervirus, DrunkCat, Andrehydra, Thunderaven and CrazyLittleHamster--GO FORTH AND FIND ME A BACKUP POWER CORD!"

[XdbX]

*XdbX says to ocsar*
"I want the user name smartass... or im not going to go*
*XdbX see ever one leaving so he says ok i will take the user name after i finish the quest*
*XdbX has a new quest*
*XdbX does not look at retarded quest*

[Thunder]

Thunderaven went to XdbX.

"Dude, they left us out! Wanna form an alliance an own them?"

(SAY YES GODDAMIT)

[Varthonai]

Varthonai said "This is awesome. XdbX is like the Black Mage from 8-Bit Theatre now. Or Richard Ashendale from Looking for Group."

Then Varthonai brutally murdered XdbX for not using complete sentences.

"And also, both of you were included. Reread the post."

[Thunder]

Thunderaven stared at the pile of blood that had been XdbX.

"Um, I wasn't talking to him. Can I find Oscar's hard drivr too?"

[Varthonai]

"Absolutely," said Varthonai, resurrecting XdbX. "You can come too, XdbX."

XdbX was quickly reformed from tissue and bone and blood.

[XdbX]

(God damit can't you guys let me post)

[Thunder]

"Yay! Please don't leave us out the next time" said Thunderaven, grabbing his sword. Which was in his sig, but anyway.

[XdbX]

*XdbX look at Thunderaven*
*XdbX says to Thunderaven*
"Is it me or is he getting a little crazyed? I mean he kill me ever 15 seconds "

[Thunder]

"Rather you then me pal" said Thunderaven."I'm being extra careful not to do one line posts. It tends to be good for my health."

This is NOT a one line post!

[Varthonai]

"Yay! Please don't leave us out the next time" said Thunderaven, grabbing his sword. Which was in his sig, but anyway.

"That'll be hard," Varthonai thought, "considering how I didn't leave you out the FIRST time..."

[XdbX]

(I ask for you guy to slow down bacause when ever i make a post you guy post just before i do.)

*XdbX look at Thunderaven as if he crazed*
"What are one liner post" XdbX says

then out of no where all the stuff oscar need fall in to XdbX back pack. not that he tell any one.

[Thunder]

The thing Varth keeps killin you over.

Thunderaven looks at Varth.

I kinda missed myself there, sorry.

[castlemanic]

'OH NOES, TEH CONFUSION' castlemanic yelled out, then he continued forth, slowly pulling members out of castlemanics backpack who were active and putting others that arent active into his backpack. they then continued on towards the store to get another cord.

[DataaX]

"Dang it" said Me

Nueclear Bombs are cool so DataaX went to but one at a Grand Opening Public Bomb shop.

Me walked out and____

[Andrehydra]

"So, guys, since the n00bs are owned, lets get some KFC as a prize for our victory!" said Andrehydra.

"Ok, then lets go!" shouted the hungry Filipino.

[Silitor]

Meanwhile, in all the 9 or so pages in which Silitor did not post, he was seen not protecting Sauron at a secret garden of eden. Sleeping, Then, someone said KFC. But no, Silitor did not stir, But teleported - while still dreaming - to KFC. And then the doors swung open. And the FVI who were sitting down on a table whirled around to see who it was and it was ________

[Varthonai]

"SILITOR!" Varthonai shouted, brandishing his staff wildly. "Traitor to DQ! You were working for Sauron!"

Everyone flanked Varthonai in a badass pose with their weapons drawn, like a poster for an action movie.

[Thunder]

"OMG I HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I'M WITH VARTH!" said Thunderaven, brandishing the copy flowers once more.

Looks to Varth. "Um, Varth? Why exactly are we standing behind you in a badass pose, like in a movie poster?"

[Varthonai]

"Because you like KFC," Varthonai reminded him. "And SILITOR here conspired to destroy it! No one messes with Colonel Sanders!"

[Thunder]

:yikes:

*Tunderaven lunges for Silitor*

"NO-ONE FUCKING MESSES WITH ME AND MY INCREDIBLY UNHEALTY CHICKEN! WAAAAAAH, COPY FLOWERS!!!"

*copys self a million times and tries to slice silitor in half. a million times*

[Silitor]

...Bewildered by the sudden badass pose, Silitor turned to face 5 or so people, who had jumped out of a movie poster. "KFC? What's KFC gotta do with Sauron? HE WANTED TO DESTROY KFC?! WHAT A GENIUS! Oh yeah. I din't know he did. I was just slacking, i was only with him cos he gave me the SWORD OF TRUTH! WHICH MAKES THE USER DAMN ANGRY! RAWR!!!!" *Then suddenly a warlock from a comic book comes out from nowhere and says* "HAH! It just makes you angry! *Holds out a fork* HERE! THIS MAKES ME ANGRY! FEAR DA FORK OF TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!"

[Thunder]

No.

MA SWORD GOES SLICESLICESLICESLI- wait, I have a million doubles AND I'm not even nearly done yet.

*Points at silitor a million times*

"SO HOW ARE YOU INVOLVED IN THIS KFC PLOT?!" boomed Thunderaven (a million times)

READ THIS, IT'S IMPORTANT When I keep banging on about the copy flowers, I mean this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdXdw1hLM0. You're watching for the bit when the General gets kicked out and the copy flower is used.

[Andrehydra]

"Wait, Silitor, our enemy?IMPOSSIBLE!" said Andrehydra.

Still with the bucket of KFC, Andrehydra said to give Silitor one, and he did...

[Silitor]

Why does everyone like KFC? It's just unhealthy somewhat nice tasting Chicken. Oh well, can't deny Andrehydra's request. Silitor thought, as he reached out for the chicken which Andre was holding out. He took it somewhat reluctantly, and bit into its crispy skin, and bit into it's tasty, oily, soft meat inside. Then, he fell down and started to vomit.

"IT TASTES SO GOOD. BUT I HAVE AN ALLERGIC Reaction to it. And it makes me vomit. *cry* "

[Icy poisen]

Not knowing what was going on Icy noticed he was still hungry. When he saw a KFC bucket filled with chiken he snuck behind Andrehydra and stole stole the bucket high tailing it out of ther."catch me if you can motha f(bleep)ers!" yelled Icy being bleeped by a car horn strangley.

[Thunder]

"AUGH, HE STOLE THE BUCKET! LET'S GET HIM!" Shouted Thunderaven. He lunged after Icy and missed, so all the doubles disappeared. Crap. Then he grabbed his sword as...

[Wadling]

A giant walrus flew through the air screaming at the top of its lungs.

"He be stealing mah bukkkit" It screeched as it fell apon Icy and crushing him.

[Thunder]

(Varth's gonna kill you for that)

Thunderaven grabbed the bucket. "WOOP WOOP, WE GOTZ R BUCKET BACK! NOW LET'S GO GET HAMMERED!"

Tehn, onve everyone wash drunk, they did goes to KFC to getsh undrunk.

[Icy poisen]

Icy still under the walrus "shiz they stole mah food.... now i'm ganna starve......fat ass walrus". still pissed off and under the walrus Icy realized somthing very important. Icy started to struggle getting under the walrus meanwhile he yelled "AAAH somone get this thing off me i gotta take a piiiiis!!!!!!!" And the word piss echoed 5 blocks down.

[Thunder]

"I'm shorry dudsh" said Thunderaven, still drunk."Ish looksh like Vaaarth hash gone and droppedsh a warlus on yoush. Now, if you will excusesh meh, I'm going to getsh betta."

And he did. Poor Icy.

[Wadling]

Wadling rushed over and yelled at the walrus

"Your bucket it in that massive volcano of doom" He yelled.

"OK!" replied the walrus.

Wadling extended his hand towards icy and helped him up.

"Sorry about the walrus" he laughed "i couldn't resist."

[Thunder]

*Thunderaven gets un-drunk*

"Ooops, sorry Icy, I might have made it worse when I was like that. Aaah, God bless KFC."

*looks around*

"By the way, have any of you seen my copy flowers?"

*Checks under the KFC bucket*

[Icy poisen]

Icy yelled in a very quick voice because he still had to take a piss "yeah yeah thanks for getting the walrus off me now whers the bathroom before i-" everyone herd a sssst sound and looks at icy pants and they were wet. Icy emberrassed yet somewat releived went to get some new clothes muttering along the way. and then...

[Wadling]

Wadling laughed so hard he too pissed himself.

He went off to join Icy in muttering darkly.

Soon the whole group was pissing themselves laughing.

[Icy poisen]

(omg this is so funny i just thought of sumthign new new ripl = rolling in piss laghing)

after Icy changed his pants he walk back to the area. noticing all the piss on the floor he backed away slowly.It was a very awkward moment and everything was silent. Icy noticed one of his molars started to hurt so he started yanking since it was loose and then...

[Wadling]

A large crash was heard and Wadling rushed out of the changing rooms with a locker door, he smashed it into Icy's head.

"Sorry" He apologized "I thought you were a n00b because of the spelling."

Blood pooled out of Icys head.

[Icy poisen]

(what the hell where do you see any incorrect spelling WHERE?!?!?!?!Don't say anything about the spelling ok I get it use correct spelling and grammer you don't need to reinforce it! I already have Vic and SPP mad at me for it soon all the mods will be if i don't stop it you don't have to get in it too!) Not the least bit amused by Wadling Icy grabs a bat out of nowhere and swings at Wadling's head. after striking wadling he droped the bat and his anger and walked away from the scene regreting doing that already.

[Thunder]

Thunderaven stared at the pool of blood and the bat flying away from Wadling.

"I won't say I told you so..........but I told you so."

*Walks after Icy, leaving Wasling to his un-onlineiness*

[Wadling]

(Just your spelling in general all over the place)

As wadling came online he realized he had been thoroughly beaten down, he pulled himself up and while Varth was frozen with being offline he healed himself with her staff... thing.

He caught up with the others and yelled as an ice cream truck almost hit them, a man said.

"Ice Cream if you get in the van kids." He had no teeth and they heard several screams from inside the van.

"Don't be a pussy" Wadling said to his companions "This guy seems legit, after you guys."

[Thunder]

ICE CREAM

"Get outta my way!" shouted Thunderaven, slicing the ice-cream man's head off."FREE ICE CREAM!"

[Icy poisen]

In astonishment and no longer angry Icy yelled "varth is a girl?!?!". Then he passed out from losing blood when he was earlier hit on the head with a door.he woke up a few minutes later and he ran to the ice cream truck and said "1 cry baby please". and then....

[Wadling]

Wadling slapped Icy.

"Of course you fool, have you never noticed that in her avatar is says. 'Niel *i forget the name* fanGIRL' you fool. FOOL!"

Wadling seriously hopped he hadn't got this wrong, or he'd look like a FOOL and be severely beaten up by a very angry (and male) Varthonai.

[Icy poisen]

(oh snap..... well this is awkward the whole time i thought Varth was a dude...... i hope he i mean she doesn't find out. like that time i thought this other girl was a dude i think it was Demien? or did it have an A i don't remember i dont see her name on any threads.)Icy herd muffled screaming inside the Ice cream truck then icy said "hey wait i minute!" Icy pimp slapped Wadling "stop hitting me!" Icy asked the driver why do i hear screaming in your truck... and wher the f(bleep) is my f(bleep)ing ice cream?!?! and then...

[Thunder]

Um guys? Varth is a dude. Not a one line post Varth.

[Wadling]

Wadling rubbed his head.

"I am so god damned confused right now." He muttered. He looked over at icy talking to the decapitated ice cream man. "What are you doing? He's dead."

[Thunder]

"Yeah, I'm the new ice cream man!" said Thunderaven. "Loop-the-Loop Wadling? You know you want to."

*Waves loop the loop inticeingly in front of Wadling's face*

[Wadling]

Wadling stared at the loop-the-loop but it looked of nothing as he had no idea what a loop the loop was.

"Gimme a god ol' fashioned 99 with a flake" He smiled.

[Icy poisen]

...."I saw a squirrel"...said Icy. later icy noticed a bunch of moving bags in the cie cream truck.. "Icy said what are we going to do with those screaming bags?"

[Wadling]

The camera (wtf) moved up for a close up of Wadlings eyes as he said darkly and dramatically.

"The only thing we can do" It then zoomed out "Push them into the volcano!"

[Icy poisen]

"Well this sucks i still didn't get my damn ice cream!" yelled Icy he grabbed thunderaven by the shirt and yelled "give me my damn ice cream i'm dieng here!" "and now its time for the camercials" Icy said randomly for NO reaosn what so ever. after the camertials were over....

[Thunder]

Thunderaven put on a silly ice cream hat and gave him the ice-cream.

"BTW thoose bags are the ice-creams that went to the dark side, We had to take away their lightsabers and throw them in the bag so they didn't slice your nose off. NO ICY, DON'T OPEN THE BAGS!"

[Icy poisen]

but it was already too late Icy opened the bags "huh?". then a wad of Ice cream with evil red glowing eyes jumped out of the bag infront of Icy. Icy wich ahs been scared shitless screemed at the top of his lungs like a screeching animal and ran away and then...

[Wadling]

Wadling jumped in front of the ice creams to protect Icy.

"Evil ice creams, you may go no further" He bellowed as he ate them all. His stomach felt weird and he ran to the bathroom screaming "Oh right, this is why they called them dark side ice creams."

[XdbX]

then the bath room that Wadling fell a part and all the walls falling down
then the stall walls fall down and XdbX says
"What the hell did you eat noob?"

[Wadling]

Wadling stumbled up to XdbX groaning like Johnny from MGS4.

"I can't be bothered to explain" He groaned "Just read the other posts"

[Varthonai]

Varthonai arrived in the nick of time and suddenly everything made sense again. There was no more killer ice cream, no more KFC-related mayhem... just a normal, stable world.

Then Varthonai was distracted and everything went back to utter chaos. "OMG! SILITOR MADE A LOOKING FOR GROUP REFERENCE! I love you dude..."

[Wadling]

Wadling was relieved for about three seconds. His cheer was interrupted by a rumbling sound and he was soon engulfed in a mass of miniature chickens.

"For the love of god Varth!" He shouted "PAY ATTENTION!"

[XdbX]

for no reason what so ever XdbX kick varth hard in the balls
the ever one saw that it was not XdbX but the dark/light sided ice cream and mix ice cream is dangerous then any other kind ice

[Thunder]

"That'll be sixty euro Wadling. I'm the new ice-cream man, and you have to pay"

*Puts on the silly hat and holds out hand*

[Icy poisen]

(holy s(bleep)on a s(bleep) sandwich! SILITOR is a dude?!?!) Icy ran back ot the ice cream truck. he snuck into the back door and started quickly putting all the ice cream in a bucket and then..

[XdbX]

the pile of ice cream gos over to Thunderaven and says
"So we meet again ice cream man. this time your dead."
Then the pile of ice cream kicked Thunderaven hard in the balls.
then Thunderaven died and so did XdbX in a cool way so that Thunderaven can't kill him

[Thunder]

*Taps XdbX on his ghostly shoulder*

"Dude, you forgot about the Coke. It makes everything better."

*Takes a load of Coke and returns to life, stoned off his head, but alive*

[XdbX]

"hay mommy"
"where didy"
"I want my blanky"
*ice cream pile kick Thunderaven from behind*
"BLANKY!!!!!!!!"

[Thunder]

Thunderaven kicked the ice cream, exploding it, and laughed at XdbX's plight.

"lol, uz deadz!"

*Thunderaven starts rofl*

[castlemanic]

Castlemanic jumped in.

'IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.'

he then looked around at everyone else. 'sorry i was somewhere where i was kinda busy, but im back now, so where are we?

[Thunder]

Hey castlemaniac , were u been?

Thunderaven pushes Castlemaniac to the ground.

"Were fighting ice-creams that have gone to the dark side!" shouted Thunderaven. "Wanna buy a 99? I'm the ice-cream man!"

[castlemanic]

'i thought we were fighting them, how come ur an ice-cream man?' castlemanic said in confusion as he blew up a couple of icecreams near by

'and btw do they reform or what?' he asked as more ice creams came up behind him, castlemanic swiped at them and awaited for a reply.

[Thunder]

"I killed the old ice-cream man so I got the job!" shouted Thunderaven, Blowing up an evil ice-cream with his hands." If we can get to the ice-cream truck, we'll be safe! The evil ice-creams won't go near it!"

*Runs for ice-cream truck*

[castlemanic]

castlemanic summoned a barrage of rockets, firing them into the air, and just as they were crashing into the ground, castlemanic ran after thunderaven.
'hey everybody, head for the icecream truck! its the only safe haven in this chaotic place.' casltemanic said as he swiped at another few evil icecreams, then continued running

[Thunder]

Thunderaven jumped inside the ice-cream truck and started the engine. It went forward at five miles a fortnight, playing a little tune. The evil ice-creams were horrified and ran for their lives, but it was too late. They were already being melted by Thunderaven's ice-creamily awesomeness.

"I think thats the first time I've won a fight without copy flowers."

[Icy poisen]

.......Icy was bored. "hey look free ice cream on the floor!" a whole bunch of fat kids came out of no wher to eat it. Icy ghasped and grabed a shot gun and shot in the air to get the fat bastards away from his ice cream. "get the f(bleep) away from my f(bleep)ing ice cream or your head (Icy pointed at a fat kid) his ganna be hanging from the top of the empire state building!" Icy shot another round in the air and the fat kids scrambled. In horror Icy noticed his ice cream was goign down the drains in the side of the streats and then...

[Wadling]

Wadling laughed, for he had just sat down and read a JTHM comic.

"Hahahah!" he laughed "How can he say that to a bear! Bears can't speak lies! They can't even speak!"

[castlemanic]

castlemanic grabbed icy before evil icecreams got to icy, castlemanic ran after the icecream truck that thunderaven was driving. once they got in castlemanic offered icy some icecream. 'this should make up for the one that went down the drain.' he said as he started eating his icecream, then went to join thunderaven in the front of the truck.

[Icy poisen]

Icy got over his ice cream and jumped onto the ice cream truck hanging onto the ladder that most trucks have on their rear. Icy yelled "drive man drive!" and missiles started hitting the groudn rapidly

[castlemanic]

castlemanic went to the back and opened the nearest window. 'quick, grab my sword' castlemanic said as he handed the sword over to icy. 'its already in rockets mode, just squeeze the handle and the sword will fire missles!'

[Icy poisen]

"cool!" Icy yelled for fun Icy squeezed it. Mean while in Iraq they were about to make peace between America and Iraq and stop the war, then Icy's missles just blew up nearly every single assault tank and vehicle on the battle fields. And they said "f(bleep) the peace treaty!" and they went back to war. (lol)