The DQ "Yes or No"Thread

[Maciri]

This thread is quite similar to "what if"

except you ask some "Yes or No" questions

Like this:

"Would Oscar delete all our posts?"

"No because everyone in DQ will quit"

Something like that...

But you also have to have a reason or else you could
just stupidly say "Yes" or "No"xD

Ill start:

Do you think Oscar will make another Flash after REP?(castle related)

[Coollady]

Yes, because people will keep asking for it.

Do you think school sucks?

[Maciri]

No because if you dont go to school then you cant understand DQ stuff.

Do you think going shopping is sweet?

[FoxyLady]

yes cause you have to learn

do you think coollady can be annoying
(coollady cant answer)

[Maciri]

Wha?? did we post at the same time??(ahh who cares)

err...no cause shes got a sense of humor(sometimes)

Do you think Etrius is kinda cute?!?!xD

[TehAvenger]

No, cause I'm a guy


Should there be a New planet.

[Coollady]

Yes, because then we have another place to visit, if this one dies out.

Do you think FoxyLady seem's to have a problem with me? (Not that I care.) :P

[Maciri]

Yeah cause she "Thought" that your annoying

Do you think beds are comfortable?

[TheOnlyHorse]

Yes, I don't like to sleep on the floor...

Do you like horses? <3

[Killervirus]

Yes. Yes, I do. As long as they don't trample me...


Was the world about to explode, would you scream: "WE'RE ALL DOOMED! WE DON'T HAVE A PRAYER!"

[Victory]

No - I'd probably do something more worthwhile.

If a stranger offered you candy, would you take it?

[Mastersarge 300]

No- You'f grt kidnapped or poisoned. Either way don't do it.

If you saw a show on jackass would you do the same stunts they do?

[killerkb]

No, I would tell other to do it, and I'd film it.

Do girls really go on the internet?

[DrunkCat]

No, unless they are in jpeg format.

Bananas, do you see them?

[Masterschiief]

Yes, often^^

Do you like to play PC? (stupid question,i know)

[Zaxxman]

Yes, Xbox 360 is confusing (i vivá'd le PS2)

Do you care about deforestation?

[XdbX]

RRRRR um no because i have no ideal what that is.

Do you think CoolLady and mattbot will stay GF BF

[Maciri]

yeah cause theyre both staying in DQ(unless DQ shuts downxD)

Do you think Introduce yourself is mostly for +1 post count?

[Paperback Writer]

Yes, TehAvenger proved it.

Do you think HOUDJEBEK is word?

[Maciri]

(you have to have a reason)
No cause no word(at least i think) is all Caps.

Do you think castle 1's graphics suck?

[crazy mark]

yes, cuz oscar didnt animate as well as he does now...

do you like AVGN??

[Andrehydra]

Yeah.

Do you like pizza?

(Obviously.)

[crazy mark]

love it...

guns and roses?

[Coollady]

Yeah, because they own.

Do you like Chocolate?

[crazy mark]

yeah!!!!11!!

pac-man??

[Maciri]

Yeah cause......EATING SPREE!!

Do you like rice?

[crazy mark]

yup... its goodzzzz

llike dr jerkyll and mr hyde for NES?

[Maciri]

Wha??? can you spell right or ask something more "understandable"xD

Do you think my Siggy (newly made)is kinda freaky?

[ide]

No cause i don't see anything freak in it:sosp:

Are you stupid?:confused5:

[Masterschiief]

Nope.

Do you think that reading books is nerdy?

[Deimonian]

No, because that would mean that I'm a nerd... wait sec...

Do you think Arabian is a cool language? (yay!)

[Masterschiief]

Yes. Maybe. If i knew it:redface:

Do you like to eat fruits?

[Deimonian]

Yes, because they're tasty!

Do you like onions?

[XdbX]

No because I am not green.

Am i green?

[Deimonian]

No, you say you aren't so I'll take your word for that.

Can you repair a roof?

[Masterschiief]

Yes, if someone teaches me how.

Is Castle Repercussions the last part of the castle series?

[Maciri]

No cause the fans want more.

Do you think computers are expensive?

[Andrehydra]

Yup.

Like Cheese?

[Victory]

Yep

Are you a nerd?

[Andrehydra]

Nope.

Can you jump from one roof to another?

[Varthonai]

I used to think so. Now I just think that I'm a person, who has some nerdlike qualities and some not-so-nerdlike qualities.




Is there anyone who isn't like that?

[Rabbi106]

Yes. A guy named Deon at my school. He's practically the definition of Not Nerd. But I can't think of many other ones.

Do you think that the earth would survive longer if humans didn't exist?

[Andrehydra]

Nope.

Do you think war is good?
(Obviously, but some people has something different to say.)

[Varthonai]

No. I do not think war is good. But I think that, all too often, it is necessary.


If the person who you love offered to f*ck you in exchange for $1 USD, would you do it?

[Rabbi106]

I wouldn't, because I'm not old enough.

Would you die for your beliefs if you knew that you would have salvation (not saying that I believe in any higher powers or afterlifes)?

[Varthonai]

Hell yes. I mean, if you knew, for certain, why wouldn't you? Unless you're like a masochist or something.


Are you a masochist?

[Rabbi106]

No, but I have been called a martyr.

Would you desert from the Army, considering the consequences?

[Varthonai]

No. It would take really, really, really dire circumstances to convince me to desert from an army that I had willingly joined. When I give my word to do something, I do it.


Would you?

[Rabbi106]

Well, not if I had willingly joined, but...

Would you desert the army if you had been drafted in?

[Maciri]

Mabye...cause dont like the army to much...

Would you yell if someone dropped a rock on your foot?

[Paperback Writer]

Depends. How big is it?

Would the Emo-Empire eventually crumble under a new fad?

[Rabbi106]

it hasn't yet, anyway.

Say you were a convicted man, who is sentinced to life sentince for a crime you didn't commit. At one point, there's a perfect chance to escape. Do you take it?

[crazy mark]

no... cuz justice will always rise...

is poo good???

[Deimonian]

Tempting, I'll say yes, because if you don't shit you'll die.

Should crazy mark stop posting stupid things? (*cough* hint! *cough*)

[crazy mark]

lol.. srry no ideas, but NO! xD

ice cream?

[XdbX]

no there is no ice cream

Do you think this topic will rock?

[Maciri]

Hopfuly since im the starter.

Do you think my Avatar sucks...(say the truthxD)

[Deimonian]

No, I've seen worse.

Should I change my avi to something people wouldn't be considered as me shouting at them?

[Kreekakon]

No this one makes me laugh for some reasonxD

Is TehAvenger creepy when he stares?

[Deimonian]

Yes, indeed he is. Why? It's probably just his nature. ^^

Is global warming caused by humans?

[Andrehydra]

Yes.

Is spying bad?
(In a different way, though.)

[Paperback Writer]

*Wears Gasmask*
Yes. The methane from farting is killing me.

Would I say yes if no meant yes so far how should I say yes and no meant no but yes is no. Yes?

[Coollady]

What?

Would you stab your teacher with a Carrot?

[Andrehydra]

Nope, pretty stupid to do that since the teacher will pwn j00.

Would you eat 6 slices of Pizza in one meal?
(I can.)

[crazy mark]

i can eat 10 slices

is Portal better than Bioshock?

[Rockonman]

Nope. I haven't been to Bioshock yet.

Is gay the definition of Jock?

[Andrehydra]

Nope.

Do rats annoy the crap out of you?

[atreides]

No, I don't mind them
Do you like Monty Python?
(You'd better say yes)

[Andrehydra]

Yeah.

Do you like watching action movies?

[Tyemdi]

Who doesn't? :) Actually, I think everyone do (Except people below five).

[Andrehydra]

(Dude, where is my question.Yeah, a movie reference.)

Do you hate ducks?

[Masterschiief]

No, theire sweet:biggrin5:

Do you like tomatoes?

[Arvuti12]

No

Do you hate DQ ?

[crazy mark]

no i love it..
do you like 2pac?

[Rabbi106]

I don't think I've heard any 2pac.

Say you are a bounty hunter. You have taken the job of killing a mass murderer who has a $750,000 dollar bounty on his head. When you meet him, you realize that he is your brother who you had thought was dead, so you never really got to know him. If you kill him, you have 750,000 dollars, plus you get rid of a dangerous murderer. On the other hand, he's your brother. Do you kill him?

[Deimonian]

No, I set family higher than money, although he's a killer and I've never really known him.

Would you post three threads in the Introduce yourself forum?

[Rabbi106]

Only if I made 3 accounts.

Would you take up an offer from a record company if you were tonedeaf?

[Andrehydra]

No way!

Do you think Michael Jackson's nose will randomly fall apart?

[crazy mark]

yes...

do you think pizza is better than burguer?

[Paperback Writer]

Well, duh. It is.

Do you think CHICKETY CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKEN destroy restaurants that abuses chickesn, like KFC?

[crazy mark]

i didnt understood what you just said, but yes

is nintendo wii better then ps3?

[Andrehydra]

i didnt understood what you just said, but yes

is nintendo wii better then ps3?

Obviously, no.

Do you think Microsoft is better than Nintendo?

[crazy mark]

no...

is chuck norris a WMD?

[Andrehydra]

Obviously, yeah.

Do you think Chuck Norris is a pwner?

[crazy mark]

i think is a pwner and a owner so...

is burguer king better then mac donalds?

[teletubie]

Yes.

Is 2 realy better than one?

[crazy mark]

it sepends. if you mean: is 2 burguers better than one- yes
if you mean: is getting shot 2 times better then one- no

am i crazy?

[Maciri]

To some people yes...

Do you think Mouse(computer)is better than Mouse(animal)?

[crazy mark]

it depends its utility...

is TV shopping good?

[Dudemanrock1]

No, I'd rather go get it myself.

Do you think that 360 is better than PS3?

[Andrehydra]

NO WAY!

Do you think Master Chief is better than Darth Vader?

[Kreekakon]

Darth Vader is the KING! So...no.

Do you think there wil be an end to the battle of the aliens and predators?

[Andrehydra]

It isn't actually a battle, more like a game.So...no.

Do you think that Ice Cream will pwn Cake?

[crazy mark]

it depends on the mood.. but yes

do you like sonic?

[Andrehydra]

Nope.

Do you like Madness Combat?

[crazy mark]

yeaaah hell yeah

do you like PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME?

[XdbX]

No because you put jellfish jelly on it.

Do you know some one that has there own air plane (can be friend your self or a DQ member)

[Maciri]

Not really...

Do you understand what this means- － －＋

[T.L.I.]

No

Would you be friends with a gay person?

[Andrehydra]

Yeah, whats so wrong about that, every gay person in my country has friends.

Do you hate pie?

[XdbX]

No, because i make the best ice cream pie in the one upping thread

Should I be called insane?

[Rockonman]

Everyone agrees on yes.

Should I become a ninja?

[crazy mark]

probably not but if you want to...

do you like star wars?

[Zaxxman]

no, its past its due.

Are silver cars better than red cars?

[FoxyLady]

yes because they look shinyer

does coollady hate fraggar?

[Paperback Writer]

No. Not yet... >.> <.< >.> <.< <.> >.<

Is FoxyLady ACTUALLY foxy?

[teletubie]

No dont be daft!,
Lmao... well she could be... "hey hey heyyy". sorry.

Is Fraggers Avi meant to be a french man?.

[crazy mark]

maybe... ill say yes...

am i the craziest member in DQ?

[Surzsha]

Well, by what I've read so far, you are pretty crazy. But now you have... A COMPETATOR! *Dun nuh nuuuuuuh!*

Is the cake really a lie? :skep: Hm? Hm? Hmmmm?

[Zackie]

not exactly a li,e more of a joke

Is today date 1/1/1111?

[ide]

yes ofc!

are smilies cool?:biggrin5:

[Surzsha]

Yes, smileys rock. They not only emphasise expression in a sentance, but the will one day rule the internet.

Erm... DDR. You think it's good?

[TorqueArcher]

Dance Dance? Yes

Are falling explosives cool?

[Zackie]

hell yea!

Is Zackie cool?

[teletubie]

No... :P
Is Global Warming a myth?

[atreides]

Yes.
Is Call of Duty 4 the most Bad ass game ever?

[crazy mark]

no, Contra is...

so you like mc hammer?

[Andrehydra]

Yeah.

Do you think Chuck is teh pwner?

[crazy mark]

hell yeah...

do you think surzsha is crazier then me?

[Zackie]

yes

Is Zackie spelt with a letter "Z"?

[crazy mark]

if you say so...

do you like water mellon?

[Maciri]

Yeah kinda...

Do you think Crazy Mark might have a problem for spelling＝　＝？

[crazy mark]

im portuguese... i dont write in english all the time so its normal...

do you think wii is better then ps3?

[Tanman131]

Yup. Motion controll, regular buttons and graphics.

Is fast food better than expensive restaurants?

[Andrehydra]

Obviously, no!

Does Etrius deserve to be in Repercussions?

[crazy mark]

why not?

do you like banana with mayo? (i've ate it in the morning once)

[Zackie]

no ,i'll pewck*!

Do you animate?

[Kreekakon]

Yes I suppose I do.....

Are the "natural" traits(Not what people turn out to be! The natural traits of the human species before exposed to society.) good?

[crazy mark]

i supose yes...

ps3 failz?

[Andrehydra]

NOW WAY, it is the best console there is!

Does Nintendo DS fail?

[crazy mark]

no... its super awsome...

do you like cheese with banana?

[Andrehydra]

I only like Cheese alone.

Do you like faildogs?

[crazy mark]

yeah puppies

do you like ketchup?

[Kreekakon]

Yes, french fries make it even better:D!

Is internet meme a good thing?

[Andrehydra]

Yeah.

Does beef own chicken?

[crazy mark]

its depends on how its cooked. but no because chikenz dancezzzz

is mario a fucking psycho?

[Andrehydra]

Yeah.

Do you think Mario games suck bad?

[crazy mark]

no... i think they rock, even though mario only wants to save the princess to get pussy...

dp you like cellphones?

[Adamsky22]

No, because some ringtones give me a headache. Literally.

Do you think we'll have a World War III?

[crazy mark]

no... god will stop this madness...

do you think contra is cool?

[Andrehydra]

Nope.

Do you think that GBA SP fails?

[Fullmetalshadow]

yes


Do you think that my new blackberry will be good?

[crazy mark]

probably...

do you think guns and roses rock? (obvious answer)

[Andrehydra]

Yeah.

Do you think the song "Sweet child of Mine" rocks?

[Paperback Writer]

No. It is for fags only.

Werhmacht Turtle is the best amphibious assault animal?

[XdbX]

no because a jet(air plane) is better and it can fly and drive on land. wait what did i say:confused5:


Do i need to see a shrink before i drive you all insane?

[crazy mark]

lol what?

do you like WW2 movies?

[castlemanic]

no, i prefer those based in the future XD

would u watch borat if ur bf/gf told u to watch it with them?

[crazy mark]

yes...

would you take a shit on ur best friend's mouth?

[castlemanic]

no, i wouldnt

would u order a pizza right now?

[crazy mark]

hmm... i just did. lol (really)

do you like avgn?

[castlemanic]

i dont know what it is, so my guess is no, lol

do u like colouring?

[XdbX]

no who is he.

does any one have any ideal any one is talking about?

[crazy mark]

i dont know what it is, so my guess is no, lol
angry video game nerd... you should check it out on angryvgnerd.com

does any one have any ideal any one is talking about?

no

am i poo?

[castlemanic]

no, you wouldnt be writing

can u guess how old i am?

[crazy mark]

no, but i say ur 13

am i insane?

[castlemanic]

im not 13, but ur close, im older

no, ur crazy

would u hurt me?

[Lucky Joe]

YES!!! GOD YES!...ehem..umm..block that out will you...


Do I use pivot?

[XdbX]

maybe if you a geek and nerd that should not be on DQ (not really.)

if we were to go on a geek hunt would Lucky Joe be in are list of geeks to kill?

[Lucky Joe]

Ye...wait NO!!


Is XdbX a 4 legged monster, with a giant fish head and the body of a chicken?

[XdbX]

n... wait YES FRACKING YES

did you like my joke

[castlemanic]

yes i did like ur joke

do u often go to the hamberger shop to buy a peperoni pizza?

[XdbX]

no

is water red? because i have some

[ROTFL101]

It can be if you put food colouring in it, so yes.

Do you like nipples?

[Lucky Joe]

No answer

Do you think the guy the posted before me is a pervert? (joke)

[ROTFL101]

No :nono:

Do you like ~~~~~~~~ (squigglies!!)

[castlemanic]

(no reply)

is the guy above me a wacko?

[ROTFL101]

:Uhm, no, wut were u thinkin'? :confused5:

Do you like asparugus?

[Lucky Joe]

Im answering 2 questions lol

Yes he is a wacko
and no I don't like asparagus


The guy above me has a lame sig. (If ROTFL answers this is dosent count.)

[crazy mark]

yes its so lamo that sig

do i have a lamo sig?

[Lucky Joe]

No, a bunch of babies on your interactive buddy while he is doing the ... sign is funneh

do i have a lame sig?

[crazy mark]

no... you have a guy carring around a bunch of useless crap to kill something that you dont specify... still cool sig

do i need a new ava?

[Lucky Joe]

No (and what he is about to kill is a bunch of n00bs who stole mah chicken.)

Do I need a new avatar (either way ima change it)

[crazy mark]

no... its kinda cool that one

do you like star wars?

[Lucky Joe]

sorta...


Do you think my dog is dead (Hes been laying in the same spot for 5 hours, not moving at all.)

[crazy mark]

YES... I KILLED HIM

do you think my burguer is dead? he doesnt move for ike 10 days

[Lucky Joe]

You mean the one I ate? Hey my dog is moving now, lieing bastard.


Do you think I sleep to long (I fell asleep at 10:00pm and woke up 4:00pm O.O)

[crazy mark]

what? you just have 6 hours to live?

am i pee?

[ROTFL101]

Hey, thats not very nice :mad3: And yes you are pee.

Do u like MONEY!

[crazy mark]

sure i do...

is roar better than raor?

[castlemanic]

roar is the better one

would u beat me up if i was related to ROwhats-his-face?

[crazy mark]

no

do you like yahtzee's (a.k.a zero punctioation) reviews?

[Surzsha]

No, on account that I don't of what you mentioned.

Is my username, Surzsha, also liable to sound like a guy's name?

[castlemanic]

no, your name is watchamolyhokawahi

am i a maniac?

[crazy mark]

yes... no doubt there

am i cool?

[castlemanic]

no chance there

am i a castlemanic?

[crazy mark]

(im not... *snif*)

sure you are *cough*bastard*caugh*

do you like star wars?

[XdbX]

yes

do you think that I am a sith that rape jedi and... i better shut up.

[crazy mark]

yes you better do that

am i a sith?

[XdbX]

No your jedi. wait your a girl right... :sosp:

Should i be put in some room.

[Lucky Joe]

Yes, you should be put in a room with giant white cussions and you have to ware a straight jacket....Oh wait you aready are...


Yes? (thats the question)

[Andrehydra]

Yes.

The :D smily sucks.

[Lucky Joe]

yes


the :banjo: smiley rocks.

[castlemanic]

yes, (im sorry crazy mark, ur cool to me :D)

bush is a ho

[Lucky Joe]

umm... no answer


iGrenades rock

[castlemanic]

no

big is good

[XdbX]

No

are we going to keep saying no?

[Lucky Joe]

no

I play good on the banjo :banjo:

[XdbX]

NOPE

I can do this :crazy: with my eyes

[castlemanic]

no

i am me

[crazy mark]

No your jedi. wait your a girl right... :sosp:



NO!!!


yes, you are you

i am to be

[castlemanic]

yes

i say wasa

[Andrehydra]

No...

Pivot is better than flash.
(obviously...)

[castlemanic]

no, flash is better

yo mama is yo mama

[Andrehydra]

no, flash is better


(Exactly, very obvious, pivot looks bad!)

Nope, yo dada is yo dada.

Wrestling in school is fun!

[castlemanic]

yes

principles are cool

[Fullmetalshadow]

When I went to elementry and middle school (that was ages ago) my princliples were cool


Cameras are cool

[castlemanic]

yes

baseball is a good sport

[Fullmetalshadow]

yes


the iphone is the best phone

[castlemanic]

yes

i am yu and you are mi

[Andrehydra]

Nope.

Cheese owns butter when eaten solo!

[castlemanic]

yes

hi is better than helo

[Andrehydra]

Nope.

Games are better than videos!

[XdbX]

maybe

I am back

[DataaX]

Yes

Bombs are weak

[Andrehydra]

Nope.

Waterguns are weak!
(XD)

[castlemanic]

yes

rocket launchers are better than grenade launchers

[crazy mark]

it depends on the type of work


i am crazy

[Andrehydra]

Yeah, you are...XD

Pizza fails when mixed with candy.

[crazy mark]

it depends on the candy...

i suck at photoshop

[Andrehydra]

Nope.
(I have faith in you young padawan :D!)

Guns fails compared to rocks.

[crazy mark]

depend on the gun and on the size of the rocks

i am awsome

[castlemanic]

yes

i am

[XdbX]

yes as long as you hang out with crazy and me.

[Andrehydra]

Whee is the question?

Batman and Robin fail when faced with the noobs from Castle.

[crazy mark]

yes...


michael jackson as no nose

[castlemanic]

yes

micheal jackson is made out of plastic

[XdbX]

maybe i found not know.

I AM EVIL :dita:

[castlemanic]

im guessing u want a yes, so yes, lol

i am to be

[XdbX]

A noob umm yep

[crazy mark]

(D: castlemaniac copied meh)
wheres the question???

im ma firez ma lazorz!!!!

[castlemanic]

(woops)
true *gets zapped by lazer*

i have been

[crazy mark]

yes...

blah to be

[castlemanic]

yes

i wear a wig

[crazy mark]

yes

i am to many very

[castlemanic]

yes

hippidy bop

[crazy mark]

yes

i like pokemon

[castlemanic]

yes

i rule

[crazy mark]

no xD

i am BLAH

[castlemanic]

yes

you are blah

[XdbX]

No i am XdbX... your think of CM arnt you

I am the ruler of z

[castlemanic]

no, you are the ruler of noobs

HOO HA

[XdbX]

yes you are a noob my slave.

Dork is my brother and jerk is the old joke that jerky cool:prrr:

[Andrehydra]

No.

Spoons pwnz0rz against forks!

[castlemanic]

no, plates rule :D

skype rocks

[Andrehydra]

No!

Eating things when they are cold DOES NOT ROCK!
(The Lunch kind of things, no sweets.)

[Lucky Joe]

YES!

Would xdbx kill me?

[castlemanic]

yes

i play games on my ps2

[Andrehydra]

Yes.

I play my PSP everyday.

[Flashlight]

Yes
Do you think i will get a ps2 on my birthday?