Choose Your Adventure game.

[Tyemdi]

I've seen this game a lot in books.

I'll start off first with a short story like this:

It was a sunny day. You have just skipped school and is now spraying graffiti over the walls of a building. Suddenly, three policemen came around the corner and saw you.

Then I'll give three choices you can choose from.

1. You stand there and let the cops arrest you.
2. You throw the spray can at them, hoping it'll slow them down and run.
3. You decide to show them what you're made of, and attack them.

Once you have chosen one of these choices, you will continue the story from there (With the choice) and give another three choices for the next person.

You can even kill yourself off if you want too, if that happens you can go back to the one before that and choose from there. Or you can start another adventure.

Once there's an ending to one adventure, I'm pretty sure you know what to do.

The first one you can start off from is up there. :)

P.S You are allowed to pick up items in your adventure.

[War King]

2. You throw the spray can at them, hoping it'll slow them down and run.

and you run and the cops is still after you and you see a car that is unlock.

1.you still run form the cops.
2.you take the car and drive.
3.you give up to the cop.

[Tyemdi]

2. You took the car and drove, but the cops started shooting at you. You get irratated and wham the car against them. You get out and realize they are both dead. Uh oh.

1. You drive out of town, hoping to start a new life elsewhere.
2. You commit suicide by shooting yourself with one of the cops' guns.
3. You act innocent, leaving the mess and hoping the police won't catch you.

[War King]

1. You drive out of town, hoping to start a new life elsewhere.
and 5 years leter you come back to your home town.first you go to

1.your house to see your mom.
2.the police HQ to kill tham all with your shot gun.
3.your friend house to see your friend carl.

[Andrehydra]

3.your friends house to see your friend carl.

Then you

1.Start a new life and forget about what happened.
2.Just kill the damn cops.
3.Just lay low and eat Pizza.

[War King]

1.Start a new life and forget about what happened and you be a gangster gang member of

1.The Anti-cop member
2. The vantan
3.The shoters

[Andrehydra]

3.The shoters and then became

1.The US president.
2.The deadliest mafia.
3.The 1337 Kung-Fu master.

[Tyemdi]

3. 1337 Kung-fu master.

1. You decided to have an apprentice.
2. Start a family with some one (Your adveture will end if you choose this option).
3. Find some one to employ you.

[War King]

1.Start a family with some one.

new story.
ko i will start.

you are a US soldier and you are fighting a squad of iraq soldiers but you got a

1.M-16
2.RPG
3.knife

[Andrehydra]

1.M-16.

You got injured but...

1.You return to you're HQ.
2.Just die and hope you will become an undead Ghoul.
3.You pwn the Iraq Soldiers.

[War King]

3.You pwn the Iraq Soldiers.and reinforcement has come to your aid and

1.take you back to base.
2.thay give you the next rank to sargeant.
3.give you a sniper rifle.

[TehAvenger]

3. Give me a Sniper and pawned alot of Iraquis you come back home too..


1. A son and 2 Daughters
2. A pregnant wife
3. Your parents (Ending Option)

[Tyemdi]

3. Your parents (I've decided not to deal with my own family).

New story. It was a a dark night. You are a police cop riding in a police car. Then, your phone rings.

1. You pick it up, and ask who the person is.
2. You shoot the phone with you handgun, not bothered.
3. You pick it up and shout at the person on the other line for disturbing you.

[ReptileKing]

3. You pick up and shout at the peson on the other line for disturbing you.

The person happens to be your boss, he starts yelling back and the conversation ends with you getting fired.

1. You put the phone back in to your pocket and drive home to get some sleep.
2. You throw the phone in to the air and shoot it, then go home to get some sleep.
3. You throw the phone in to the air and shoot it, then drive down to the polise station blind with rage and kill the man who just fired you.

[War King]

1. You put the phone back in to your pocket and drive home to get some sleep.but when you got back home,your house got scrap.

1.you take your hand gun and you shoot your house.
2.you take your hand gun and you go in to your house.
3.go to a hotel and forget about your house.

[Tyemdi]

2. You slowly entered your house with your gun, after searching you found the person has left. You put your gun away and prepared dinner. You then...

1. Go to sleep.
2. Search for clues in the house.
3. Order pizza because you're not bothered with cooking.

[Andrehydra]

Search for clues in you're house.You found out that there is an enemy in you're house and you

1.use you're shotgun.(Boomer from Castle III.)
2.use you're Chakra and cast Sharingan.(Kakashi from Naruto.)
3.use you're light saber.(Darth 1337 from Star Wars.)

[Rabbi106]

3. You take your lightsaber, say "Your lack of cover-ups is your weekness," and lop off his head before he could say "And your lack of a job is yours." You then

1. hide the body and go on with your life
2. Run from town
3. kill yourself (ends story)

[Zaxxman]

1) hide the body and go on with your life
but someone follows the blood trail...
1) mop it up and say, "what blood trail?"
2) Kill the other guy who followed the trail.
3) admit and confess over a cappuchino the next morning

[Varthonai]

1. "What blood trail?" you ask innocently, knowing full well that lightsabers cauterize wounds and therefore do not cause bleeding.

Your friend looks closer and realizes that it was just ketchup. "Sorry about that," he says, sheepishly. "It really looked like a bloodstain."

"S'all good," you reply.

"So what are you gonna do now that you're out of a job?"


1. "I'm thinking about going into the crack business."
2. "Eh, I dunno. Just go on with life as usual, I guess. Until the cash runs out."
3. "I'm gonna finally try and get my novel published."

[atreides]

1. "I'm thinking about going into the crack business."

"Oh really? You mind selling me some?" your friend asks.

1."Hell no, get your own!"
2."Sure, just don't get caught."
3. Tell him to look one way and run the other direction

[leapoffaith]

go on with life until you rune out of money, but on the way home you pass a casino... yeah. when you get home, you meet a hobo named tony and you form a mini mafia. your first client is a midget with a knife and angry eyebrows. he asks you to do him a favor. You reply
1) "You come to me on the day of my daughters wedding to ask of me a favor...
2) "Aw hell no B@+$!" and pop one off in his head
3) "No. No. Stop it. Stop it. You're scaring me. I feel uncomfortable in the presence of armed midgets. Im sorry. I don't want to know what the favor is. I'm already a member of the lollipop guild, buddy." He stabs you in the stomach

[Andrehydra]

I choose number 2.(I'm lazy now DON'T COMPLAIN!)

NEW STORY.

You go to you're house but you hear footsteps, you think it was

1.A ghost.
2.You're wife.
3.You're dog.

[Zaxxman]

3. teh dawgy
it craps on your shoe, you know what the punishment is
1) shoot it
2) put it in the bin for half an hour
3) love it foreveraneveraneveranever

[Killervirus]

3.

The dog dies of to much affection. You:
1. Bury him.
2. Burn the body.
3. Eat him.

[leapoffaith]

Eat Him and gain doggy powers. so you leave a flaming bag of poo on the neighbors dorstep. then you

1) Start barking
2) eat his cat
3) Run away!!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!
4) wake up, because u were in an insane asylum the whole time...

[Deimonian]

2) eats his cat.
After devouring the cat slowly and painfully, for the cat that is, you soon realize the dog was no normal dog. It was in fact a rare dog from Transylvania, which had come here to

1) Bite all dogs so they turned into zombie slaves
2) visit his undead uncle
3) get a hotdog

[ReptileKing]

2) Visit his undead uncle.

Because you ate the dog you now have to visit the uncle instead. When you get there you:

1) Talk to the uncle and tell him what happened.
2) Kill his uncle.
3) Kill his uncle and eat him too.

[Andrehydra]

1.Talk to the uncle and tell him what happened.The uncle said stuff about the dog, then he gave you vampire powers.

You then...

1.Use the powers for good.
2.Bite George W. Bush.
3.Just be a Dark Knight or something.

[XdbX]

3 Just be a Dark Knight,
so you go home to your computer and go to ebay and buy "black knight pack + horse"

and for shipping you pick pick

1 monster and evil
2 shipping and handling
3 I am a retard and i want to die when i get it (death)

[Tyemdi]

3. Well, I'm dead. New story.

You are a fireman in a house that is burning down. You have to rescue five people trapped in the building. In front of you are three doors. You decide to pick one.

1. The one with the fiery inferno in it.
2. The one leading towards a hall.
3. The one boarded up.

[Lucky Grass]

2. The one leading towards a hall.

then you run to the hall,but the ceiling wiil fall down,and you will...

1.wait to dead.
2.jump out from the window.
3.run back.

[Tyemdi]

3. Run back, then the floor opens and you fell.

1. You try to grab anything that will support you.
2. You let yourelf fall (This does not mean you have to die though).
3. You use your fire axe.

[Lucky Grass]

2. You let yourelf fall.

and you fall down,you see 3 thing,then you will fall on it....

1.water
2.ground(then dead)
3.on the tree

[Tyemdi]

1. You fell in the water. You surfaced and realise two people are trapped under some wood.

1. You decide to rescue them.
2. You decide to save yourself.
3. You throw your fire axe at them.

[War King]

1. You decide to rescue them.but then

1.a nuke soil hit the house(the end new story)
2.a dog eat you(the end new story)
3.one of your fire men come and help you.

[XdbX]

3

"hay bob you in here" i heard. "YA JOE" i yelled back.
"you all righ..." i didnt need help so i just killed him with my fire fighting axe
and i see who in side and i kill them to then when i walk out side

1 the cop cuff me and give me my righ saying when i life tript a year ago that i did even though i was no even in the usa

2 no one see me

3 ever one is a retard here so i kill them

[Tyemdi]

1. The cops found you killing all these people. They immediatly shot your hand. You drop the fire axe and screamed. The police jumped on you and pulled you out of the water. They threw you in a police car, which took you away.
Meanwhile, the house burned down and everyone was saved. However, The police investigated your deranged behaviour in the house. They finally concluded the fire and smoke made you mad. You now serve a life sentence in an asylum.

1. You try to escape from your cell using your surroundings.
2. You stay in the asylum (Ending option).
3. You spit at the guard who is walking down the hall.

[Andrehydra]

Number 1.You succeeded but you got outside and it was a barren land, your survival skills are needed, you.

1.Took shelter in a cave and hunt for food.
2.You just stay there until you die.(Ending the story.)
3.You just go further and hope to find civilization.

[Tyemdi]

3. You walked on for hours and hours until finally, you found civilisation. After you had some refreshments, you set out for a new life. Until somebody said: "Hey, isn't that the mad fireman who killed those people in that burning building?" People turned around and saw you. "By Blitzen, thats him!" "Get him!!"
Uh oh.

1. You just stand there and let the crowd pummel you to death.
2. Run!!
3. You grab and throw anything you can see at the crowd.

[XdbX]

2 you say im out of here and start running.
you trip and
1 crawl on your face until death (dead)
2 get back up and trip again
3 use magic

[Andrehydra]

3.Use magic.

You then...

1.Buy Pizza.
2.Buy Donuts.
3.Buy a new PS3.

[Tyemdi]

3. You decide to buy a PS3, but wait...

1. You need a disguise, otherwise the crowd's gonna notice you again.
2. You go mad like in the fire and go on a killing spree.
3. Just go into the games shop casually.

[Andrehydra]

Number 2.No one noticed you but when you played it it exploded you then...

1.Died.
2.Survived the explosion.
3.ran away.

[XdbX]

1 NEW STORY

_____________
your name is XdbX. your mission: to be king of DQ Entertainment Zone.
your Nemesis:Andrehydra.
where your posting armys have to invade and keep posting in:
The DQ "What if...?"
Describe the member before you.
Corrupted wish
Choose Your Adventure game.
[Text RPG] Time Crisis
[Text RPG] City in the Sky
Da 3 Word Thread Game
The "Or" Game
and some times Nickname the member above you.
you use Gmail and fire fox so you know when there is a update in a forum.

1 start up fire fox and log in to gmail
2 start up fire fox and log in to DQ
3 start up fire fox and log in to tribal wars

[Andrehydra]

Number 2 ftw.Then you

1.Kill XdbX becasue it is easier than it seems.
2.Fight with XdbX.
3.Just ignore him.

(No hard feelings.)

[Tyemdi]

1. Victory is mine! Haha!! New story.

In the Star Wars Galaxy, the execution of Order 66 has began! Jedi are getting killed all over the galaxy. Your name is Eon Smith and your have just won another battle and had defeated the Seperatist army on the planet Krisma. Suddenly, you noticed your clone troops aim their guns at you.

1. You swipe their guns in half and force push them back on the control panel.
2. You swipe their guns in half and then cut them down.
3. You gather up your Force powers and blast the troops away.

[Andrehydra]

Number 3.A Sith Knight appears and battles you, you...

1.Fight like it was Counter Strike.
2.Fight like it was in Hollywood.
3.Fight like it was in Soul Calibur.

[TehAvenger]

3. Soul Calibur FTW!


Then you end up using tonfas you



1. Go Tekken on his ass
2. Run away
3. Treat him to a burger.

[Andrehydra]

1.Go Tekken in his ass, the enemy transformed to Jinpachi, you choose...(ALL Tekken characters.)

1.You choose Jin Kazama.
2.You choose Iron Man.(Random)
3.You choose the General.(W00T RANDOM!)

[XdbX]

3 (W00t random)

i raise my gun and aim it at him and
the battle is over i died as the General
NEW STORY

you Andrehydra
your fight is with XdbX

1 post all day to keep ahead of XdbX
2 PM him with a msg that would get you ban if he reports you (Andrehydra would never do this)
3 act like a noob in ever topic that XdbX post in(if Andrehydra post next it most likely going to 1 that he picks)

[Andrehydra]

Well, duh.Number 1.I'll get owned if I choose the other choices.

You then...

1.Die.
2.Get jelous.
3.Compete with him.(I know what you're choosing XdbX.)

[XdbX]

2 and then XdbX start yelling
Andrehydra your a noob. a noob is at Andrehydra PM zone.
Andrehydra can't take the the pain because he is a n00b

[Andrehydra]

(What, seriously, can we NOT fight?And you're post was purely confusing.)

NEW STORY

You were walking down the street when you saw a kid beating up an innocent puppy, you...

1.Kill the son of a *****.
2.Shout at him.
3.Wedgie his ass until he cries.

[Tyemdi]

Xdbx, no more stories about you fighting Andrehydra. This may corrupt the thread.

2. "Hey, what are you doing??!" you shouted at the kid. He then stop torturing the small animal and charged up to you, his fist waving in the air.

1. Stand there and get hit by the kid.
2. Run away like a coward.
3. Defend yourself.

[TehAvenger]

3. You Go Iceman/Sunfire on his ass.
Then
1. You join the X-men
2. Kill Akon
3. Or Join the Brotherhood of evil.

[Tyemdi]

Guys, lets try not be incredibly random.

1. Sadly, you're not a mutant so they kick you out.

1. "They kicked me out! I can't live anymore!" And after saying, you perform the action.
2. You carry on with your life.
3. Go back to the place you saw the puppy and see how he is doing.

[TehAvenger]

Guys, lets try not be incredibly random.

1. Sadly, you're not a mutant so they kick you out.

1. "They kicked me out! I can't live anymore!" And after saying, you perform the action.
2. You carry on with your life.
3. Go back to the place you saw the puppy and see how he is doing.

1. You try to kill them but then the X-Force helped them and they almost killed you

then you

1. You go to that puppy
2. You go and kill random people
3. Join the evil people.

[Andrehydra]

1.You go kill random people.

New story, you found treasure and decided to...

1.Give it to the museum.
2.Spend every coin for Gaming.
3.Just hide it.

[Kreekakon]

1.Give it to the museum and in exchange they give you a golden book that has unknown purposes. The museum director says that you can use it to go any placea at any time. You choose to go to:

1.the place where the boy and the puppy were earlier while he was still beating up the dog
2:Adolf Hitler's room while he's still alive and alone while you have a lethal weapon.
3.another museum and sell the book.

[Andrehydra]

3.Another museum.

Then he gives you this old sword, you

1.Use it for good.
2.Kill random sticks.
3.Just keep it.

[Tyemdi]

3. You never know what good this may be. You then go to an ancient forest to search for treasure. Suddenly, a truck approaches while you were walking.

1. Stand there and hitch hike a ride.
2. Move out of their way. They might be treasure hunters who want your sword.
3. Charge up to them with your sword, hoping to scare them off.

[Andrehydra]

2.They didn't notice you, but a giant spider was after you, you then...

1.Just fight it.
2.Imagine what Spider Man would do.
3.Run Away.

[XdbX]

2 the you run back words and say apercot apercot (read hobbit if you do not know what i am doing.) Your as slow as snail. then you put the hand that has the sword up and you act like your going to shot webs but you just drop the sword and it landed on your foot.
then the spider
1 eats you (can't you guy do any thing right)
2 try to eat you but spider man saves you.
3 it trys to eat you but some one says "CUT! the hobbit that your trying to kill is over there" and then you kill it.

[Tyemdi]

(Guys, your options should be based on what you're going to do. Not some one else)

[Andrehydra]

NEW STORY:
You went to a shop only to discover...

1.A KFC bucket meal.
2.A monster.
3.$1,000.

[Deimonian]

1) $1,000.
They where in a wallet along with drivers licence and credit cards. Then you

1) Call the guy and tell him he lost his wallet
2) Take the money and use it on ice cream
3) Steal his identity

[XdbX]

3 and you walk around as MR.retard guy that is under 18.
he must not have been from the USA because the name to long.
so you
1 look this guy up
2 buy some beer
3 buy a super computer to find super man

[Andrehydra]

2.Buy some beer, you got drunk and

1.You just went home.
2.Slept in the Bar.
3.Buy MORE beer.

[Tyemdi]

2. Oh well. It was a tiring day anyway. But as you woke, you found out your wallet was gone. Darn.

1. Swipe off some one elses wallet, if you're lucky, he won't notice.
2. Go to a cop, hoping he wil help.
3. Go home (Ending option).

[Varthonai]

2. Oh well. It was a tiring day anyway. But as you woke, you found out your wallet was gone. Darn.

1. Swipe off some one elses wallet, if you're lucky, he won't notice.
2. Go to a cop, hoping he wil help.
3. Go home (Ending option).


1. You swipe someone's wallet with ease. You also swipe his glasses, his clothes, and one of his kidneys (you proceed to sell the kidney on eBay for 500$, btw.) He doesn't seem to notice.

The next day, emboldened by your success on the previous day, you attempt to steal from another person. You dig in his pockets and find a small metal object, which you withdraw, hoping it will be keys to his expensive car. But it isn't a set of keys--it's a folded Swiss Army knife.

The owner immediately notices what you stole and turns on you, bringing a cross-tipped staff to bear. "THIEF!" he roars angrily, blasting you against a wall with a bolt of light from his staff.


1. Convert to Episcopalianism and hope that he forgives you.

2. Try to fight back.

3. Try to transform into mist and seep backward through the wall. (Not likely to work, but hey.) This means dropping the knife, of course.

[Tyemdi]

You like Swiss Army knifes alot don't you Varth? :)

3. Of course, this doesn't work and you've dropped your weapon. The guy pummels you with his fists and his staff. Sadly, you were arrested and imprisoned in jail for one week. To make matters worse, you now have a criminal record. One week later, you were released.

1. Get back at that guy who made pudding out of you.
2. Live your life like it is.
3. Steal from other people again (Luck is not on your side so it will be stupid if you choose this option).

[Deimonian]

1) Get back at that guy who made pudding out of you.
You went to his house and sneaked up to a window. You got jumpy as you saw a little rat run by. Ready with your bat you looked up and saw..

1) The guy sleeping in his chair with the tv on
2) The guy isn't there, but the safety is open and you can see all of the money
3) The guy lies dead on the floor

[XdbX]

3 and then you remember that you payed some guys to do a hit on him.
you can blame the ever thing you use to help you remember.
so you go and take ever thing out of his pocket and find

1 what you found before,
2 The magic guide of 101 thing to do like stop xdbx post
3 both

[Tyemdi]

(Rrrrrr. :incazzato: What do I have to do?! Tell you guys every time I post?? The options are supposed to be based on what you're going to do and only that. Sheesh)

1. A Swiss Army knife?? Well, you never know what use it will be.

NEW STORY

For some reason, you had no contact from your best friend.

1. Walk to his house and investigate.
2. Darn this, you can do it tomorrow.
3. Take a taxi.

[XdbX]

(when i started saying I you got mad at me so i did you, yours, and you still got mad AT ME)


1 I walk down and see Kenneth in my friends house and i see not only that but

1 He talking on the phone.
2 He has a knife to my friends neck and see me and says. "STOP USING THE WORD YOU."
3 My friend is on the floor with a blood pool and Kenneth robing him.

[Andrehydra]

1.He talking on the phone,

(PLEASE, remember what Kenneth said, or you'll have to not post here until you realise what Kenneth said, you're still not following the rules.Sorry about that but please, XdbX.)

You then...

1.Just leave.
2.Go to KFC.
3.Talk to him.

[Tyemdi]

3. You talk to him. You find out he's not at home but where? Suddenly the line has been cut short.

1. Go to the cops.
2. Leave.
3. Forget it.

[FangBlade]

3. You talk to him. You find out he's not at home but where? Suddenly the line has been cut short.

1. Go to the cops.
2. Leave.
3. Forget it.

1. you go to the cops, They ask you whats the matter and grab a pen and paper,

A. Say hi then leave
B. tell them the whole story
C. Make up lies about the real story and hope they buy it

[Andrehydra]

B.Tell them the whole story.

You then discover that a crime was made there, you...

1.Go to his house and investigate.
2.Forget about it.
3.Just tell the cops to do what you want them to.

[Tyemdi]

1. You decided to go to the place and investigate on your own. You take a taxi and arrive at the house. The driver asks you for money then you realise you forgot your wallet. You also noticed he had a pistol in his pocket.

1. Give him your PSP.
2. Give him your smelly, old sock.
3. Punch the driver and run; if you're lucky, you hit him, knocking him out. If not you miss and the driver grabs your fist.

[War King]

1. Give him your PSP.but you take your shot gun and shoot the driver and take the PSP back.you felt bad so you

1.shoot your slef.(the end or not)
2.shoot the driver agian.
3.you fond some money on the floor and put the money in the driver's hand.

[Tyemdi]

3. Nah, he's dead. You take your money back and proceed towards your friend's house. After some time you grew tired of walking.

1. Take a short cut into a dark alley where some holligans are hanging out.
2. Continue with your pace.
3. Go back to the police (Bad idea).

[War King]

1. Take a short cut into a dark alley where some holligans are hanging out.but when you pass by them,one of shoot you with a AK-47 but messd and you say 'oh my god' and you

1.use your shoot gun and killed him.
2.use your kung-fo and killed him.
3.use your hand gun and killed him.

[Andrehydra]

1.You then try to...

1.Escape their grasp.
2.Join them.
3.Just talk to them.

[Tyemdi]

1. You run as fast as you can. A minute or so later, you think you have lost them. Great, another crime created. Not good.

1. Turn yourself in to the police.
2. Continue on your way towards your friend's house.
3. Go into a shop to buy yourself some refreshments.