The Good Side

[bl4ck.exce]

In this game, one person states something that would be generally bad. But then, the next person will say something good that will come out of the bad thing. Try to keep the game going.

I'll start.

Hundreds of accounts were deleted.

[Silence]

Most of those accounts were inactive.

My cat got ran over (watch it, he was the BEST CAT EVER!)

[bl4ck.exce]

..... There is absolutely nothing good about that.

Ants invade your house.

[Silence]

You'll have the life experience and know how to deal with ants in the future.

You just clogged a toilet.

[atreides]

Don't worry, it's now the next persons problem. :tehe:

You're in a car wreck.

[Tawl]

Insurance fraud, here I come! :)

I broke my ankle playing volleyball. (Happened last year, really)

[CrazyLittleHamster]

At least you still have your other ankle.

The whole Castle series was deleted.

[Paperback Writer]

Then Oscar will continue the Stick father. Or an even better Wanted!

[Mattbot]

But he will have more free time.

I have maths today.

[CrazyLittleHamster]

You will be relieved once you finish it.

Fragger's account was permanently banned.

[Paperback Writer]

Good thing he has proxy.
Oscar dies from a sickenss heart diseases or whatever...

[CrazyLittleHamster]

There is absolutely nothing good about that. Unless a population with one less person is a good thing.

Fragger dies.

[Killervirus]

That's a good thing =D

My country is at war with the rest of the world.

[Paperback Writer]

We will never fear over-population.

A madman started to punch you in the face.

[Killing_Time]

Af leesth I still gofh a few feefh leffh!
At least I still got a few teeth left!

You have developed an instant fear of Zombies.

[Killervirus]

Lucky they don't exist.

You accidently ated toxic waste.

[Silence]

I would get super powers.

What if it killed me? (I'm setting you guys up here....)

[Deadbrain]

Then we will learn to not use too much super powers

What if my comp got crashed again?

[Mattbot]

But fraggers would be next (OWNED)

Fraggers changed his avatar (yes that is the bad side)

[Deadbrain]

now we know how his face looks =P

My brother is a psycho

[atreides]

Lucky for me he's not my brother.

Your teacher catches you cheating on an important exam.

[Deimonian]

I take a whole bunch of assholes with me in the fall.

The sun is going to explode sooner than we think.

[bl4ck.exce]

Good. It's kinda cold right now.

Al-Garni joined the website.

[Deimonian]

He got banned.

My science teacher is an asshole.

[bl4ck.exce]

Maybe the school board will see this and fire him/her.

The Castle series was discontinued.

[Silence]

Oscar would make a series twice as good.

Lazer B. stole my work.

[Maddermadcat]

And nothing of value was lost.

Giant robots destroy us all.

[CrazyLittleHamster]

Robots are cool.

I break Fragger's spine.

[atreides]

I'll give you a trophy.

Your house burns down, and your family dies.

[lazer b.]

Good thing I have more living in my basement.

Net decides to make Blackwater an Admin.

[CrazyLittleHamster]

How is that a bad thing?

I stole your pie

[bl4ck.exce]

I don't like pie.

Someone robs your house.

[Deimonian]

I have an insurance and my spelling's awful.

Someone kills your pet.

[CrazyLittleHamster]

That's one less mouth to feed and less piss to clean.

I murdered you.

[Deimonian]

My soul will be released from this mortal prison.

The report-button broke.

[T.L.I.]

I wouldn't be in half as much trouble.

Halo really happened... tomorrow!!!

[Silence]

Then the aliens would win.

What if Maddermadcat was actually a deranged rapist raccoon?

[Paperback Writer]

Then he'd rape you!

[Killervirus]

Follow the rules or get your memory back.

I got a shotgun.

[Silence]

There would be less n00bs in the world.

I got a M4.

[Zaxxman]

You wont die at least....

My floor has a huge hole that i fall down sometimes on my way to sleep.

[atreides]

Ha, at least it's not in my room. xD

The US stops trading with every country for a day.
(believe me it would not be a good thing, if you study economics you'd know)

[CrazyLittleHamster]

They'll be trading again the next day.

I burned your house down.

[Zaxxman]

The fire station will take care of me, they haz gr8 donuts

A zombie hamster bit you.

[Killervirus]

Yay,i'm a zombie!

A hobo follows you.

(not a good thing.Lol)

[Killing_Time]

I think I still got a bit of change in my pocket!

You forgot your best friend's birthday.

[Zaxxman]

You dont have to show up and ruin his special day with ur odour.

A tree falls upon ur garage containng $5889 worth of equipment and heirlooms.

[Killervirus]

At least no-ones hurt.

It's raining men.

(splat!splat!splat!splat!...)

[T.L.I.]

I'd be inside.

The U.S. took over the world.

[Deimonian]

There will always be rebels to defeat the tyrans.

A fireworks factory near you catches on fire.

[bl4ck.exce]

At least you see something good before you die.

A robber breaks into your house, slips on you floor and sues you for having a dangerous home. (it's happened before)

[atreides]

Call him a retard in front of the court, and show a clip of him falling, humiliating him.

You're the last human on earth.

[Silence]

I wouldn't have to deal with stupidity.

WARNING! EXTREMELY SAD CONTENT!
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Find a good part of that.

[atreides]

Those two got shot and died horrible slow deaths.

You're on trial for first degree murder.

[Andrehydra]

You're still alive, and expect to be released out of prison soon.

You had a fractured skull.(ouch.)

[Deimonian]

No school! Yay!

Michael Jackson visits you.

[Andrehydra]

Even if he looks scary, you're still visited by a celebrity.

An Alien likes you.

[CrazyLittleHamster]

He's an alien! W00T!

You're favorite celebrity died.

[beecher]

you have 20 million other ones

hitler osama bin laden and sadam hussain team up to kill every one

[Killervirus]

To bad some of them are dead and they don't speak the same langauge.

The world explodes.

[killerkb]

There's always the MOON!

Both your parents died and they left you with NOTHING!

[Killervirus]

I can take revenge by pissing on their graves.

You find out your money and valuables got stolen,your wife got raped and your children got kidnapped.

[Zaxxman]

Least you didnt get hurt in someway!

A deranged maniac ties you up against a wall and leaves you there forever

[T.L.I.]

You'd eventually die.

You get raped.

[Zaxxman]

It'll be somewhat enjoyable ^_^

your dad leaves you in another country/state.

[T.L.I.]

Your mom comes to get you.

Your face melts.

[Deimonian]

Then you had to get plastic surgury and then you could kill the surguns.

Your head blew up.

[T.L.I.]

You would be freed from the tyranny of physical reality.

You lose all your money

[Deimonian]

Hippie time!

Your father hates you.

[Killing_Time]

My mum and siblings still love me. <3

Your storage of candy has been stolen.

[Victory]

There's still suicide x3

Your mother visits your school

[Deimonian]

You get thrown out of school because of her being embarresing. No more homework!

The moon's orbit changes and flies out in the deep space.

[Mastersarge 300]

The moon raised the dead.

Mastersarge became famous.

[Mattbot]

I became even more famous XD

Goblins pwn you

[Deimonian]

At least it wasn't spiders!

You got mail-bombed

[atreides]

Good, I hate my mailbox any way.

You found out you're going to Hell.

[Mattbot]

Turns out it was a joke

Victory is elite overlord

[Killing_Time]

At least we'd get the place cleaned op a bit then..

It is discovered that there never will be a cure for AIDS.

[Mastersarge 300]

There is a cure, If they mix chemicals.

There is a reason why Mars was void of life.

[SVORNT]

Its not our fault.

Rapture happens and we all go to hell.

[Mastersarge 300]

But most of what is said would be wrong.

World War III will end only when Osama is killed.

[SVORNT]

He'll die of old age eventually

Life is pointless.

[Zaxxman]

Morning jesus...

Football is banned in every country except antartica

[bl4ck.exce]

I don't like football.

Somebody steals your keyboard and you don't have enough money to buy a new one.

[Deimonian]

I'll borrow my father's.

Your cell phone broke and you're stuck in Spain without money.

[Mattbot]

Im in spain

You get aids?

[Deimonian]

I would get someone to shoot me, then I will at least die young and not like an old and weak person who can't go to the bathroom without help.

There is no missing link.

[CrazyLittleHamster]

There will be less confusion.

The world economy collapses.

[Zaxxman]

Hel-lo free trips to carribean islands!

everyones comp on dq' smashes through the frame and squashes our toes.

[XdbX]

Hel-lo free trips to carribean islands!

everyones comp on dq' smashes through the frame and squashes our toes.


i get out of school

the worlds ends O NO

[Zaxxman]

A new one starts yay

My avatar changed 0_0

[XdbX]

ya i know you shoul... o ya
but it looks good on you XD

i spam on ever topic :tehe:

(wait no one is going to say it make you get ban that much faster or some thing???)

[Zaxxman]

You'll be dead soon :3

Kangaroos carry the zombie virus!

[XdbX]

Kangaroos carry the zombie virus!

you might get it :)

zaxxman might try to kill me :(

[Zaxxman]

Whats so bad about that *shrugs*

Clocks scare me

[XdbX]

what so bad about that

o my *BEEP* BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
Zaxxman is trying to kill me with a gun :(

[Zaxxman]

Whats so bad about that? *Shrugs*

Penguins will rule the earth

[XdbX]

zaxxman will be there slave :) (that what you get for trying to kill me XD)

DQ got hacked (easy one)

[Killervirus]

Therre is no good side, except the fact we could go outdoor for awhile.

You're being strangled.

[XdbX]

well at least zaxxman did not do it

what if zaxxman in fact did do it :)

[Zaxxman]

All your money are belong to me. :p

My shotgun cost £90 to repair :(

[killerkb]

At leats you can shoot people again.

Metal Gear Solid 4, will never be released, due to the death of Hideo Kojima.

[T.L.I.]

You still got the other three.

Your mom tries to kill you.

[XdbX]

there must b a reason why she is trying to kill killerkb

some BIG TIME bug hits DQ v4 (we are on 4 right sorry my mind is not working)
and ever thing is spelled like urengu8rhe7 ne07h98h8he89g8u hfheh87h he8hf87he9f
when some one says hello

[Killing_Time]

At least we got some Admins we can inform about it.

You forget your bag with some of the items to hold dearest in another country.

[XdbX]

well i don't care about the bag

i spell well like we;; and my "L" are ; when ever i use a computer

[T.L.I.]

At least we know that now.

Cheese becomes intelligent.

[XdbX]

then i don't have to eat monkey brains to feel like i ate some thing smart

i eat monkey brains (no i don't)

[Killing_Time]

At least you don't ask me to taste your monkey brains.

Due to the global warming thing, it has been decided all electricity shut down from 10 PM to 6 AM.

[ReptileKing]

Computer/TV addiction and alot of sleep problems will allmost go away compleatly.

Hitler is revived by a crazy nazi scientist and he manages to take over the world.

[XdbX]

HAIL HIGH HITLER!!!!!!!

i for got to ask some thing (again)

[Varthonai]

Earth will serve as a warning to other planets. "DO NOT SCREW AROUND WITH THE DNA OF CRAZY DEAD DICTATORS."


Everyone on Earth is afflicted with a virus that causes the complete destruction of all pleasure centers in the brain.

[XdbX]

it is nothing new. just go to any work place

a super bug has hit DQ and all the admins and mods are banned from DQ I.P. and ever thing

(WOOT 100 POSTS)

[Zaxxman]

we wont live in fear of banning ^_^

Posting became obsolete

[XdbX]

some thing good would come out of it(i am not a wake)

ever computer shuts down and can't be fixed. so money stops being made, banks shut down, and some other bad stuff :)

[Varthonai]

People who've put their money into cash would become instantly rich...


An unholy demon-engineered beast bursts through a nearby door in order to prevent you from passing through an invisible portal to a gargantuan secret complex with a path to an alternate reality inhabited by a race of half-human beastmasters, scuffing your wall in the process.

[T.L.I.]

If I'm on this kinda mission, I've probably got a badass laser gun or something to kill him.

You get AIDS.

[Varthonai]

If I'm on this kinda mission, I've probably got a badass laser gun or something to kill him.

You get AIDS.

Whenever someone asks you if you're sure, you can finally say "I'm not just sure--I'm HIV-positive."


You get colon cancer.

[T.L.I.]

Hopefully there's a cure for that.

You get left for dead by an insane pychopath after being cut open.

[XdbX]

good i don't like insane guys

you are kick out of your house

[Varthonai]

You were saved from the fire that burned it to the ground minutes later.


The universe ceases to exist.

[XdbX]

earth can't be kill by nukes any more

the earth get blown up by NUKES (i like nukes)

[Husky]

But we have another back up Earth

Vido came back to DQ

[XdbX]

i have no ideal who that is so it sounds good XD

what if Vido was a Major spammer hack and lier (ok so i ran out of ideals )

[Varthonai]

i have no ideal who that is so it sounds good XD

what if Vido was a Major spammer hack and lier (ok so i ran out of ideals )

Then the SuperMods would break out their Banning Guns and kick some a**.


What if XdbX ran out of ideas?

[XdbX]

WAITTTTTTT um some how i started the what if thing here so sorry but we shout not do it :|
my bad but i am willing to say i did so ya

ok so then i would steal from the internet and ever one on the web would come to DQ

The Good Side topic got turned in to the what if topic

[Zaxxman]

...your about to be hit with a smack-stick

[XdbX]

it is soft

RAY DIES

[Varthonai]

In the process, he turns into a kick-ass undead monster with lots of superpowers, and has a sweet battle with Boomer and Beecher.


Oscar dies.

[XdbX]

(random)you rule



im going to die

[Zaxxman]

we never saw each other, so it it will be less painful.

ban hammers are confiscated due to cruelty to animals

[XdbX]

I can make fun of mods and be A noob.

A bug puts my red, bad, evil, painful, monsterest, points to 100 so i get ban.

[Tyemdi]

You can make up a new account and get a fresh start!

I just stepped in dog poo.

[XdbX]

i hate you so it all worked out (not really)

[Tyemdi]

You hate me?? And wheres the bad thing you were supposed to post?

World War 3 begins!!

[XdbX]

i can't be drafted take that you (for insulting the army & the air force this part of the post was never posted)!



i start sining little kids songs on DQ

[Zaxxman]

we cant hear you.

I have an urge to jump out of the window

[XdbX]

1 member down 1096 more to go

i kill ever member of DQ

(if you did not know i was evil read the 3 word topic :) )

[Zaxxman]

you would have to commit suicide, and we would be stood in hell...waiting

ITS ALWAYS RAINING

[XdbX]

we don't need to block out the sun any more

I type with cap lock always on LIKE THIS AND IT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A N00B

[Zaxxman]

you can press caps lock again

another glass is broken

[XdbX]

i found out how to use my sonic power

your a noob

[T.L.I.]

Look at Draunia 05's success story

Cthulu tears a hole in reality.

[ReptileKing]

We would find out that there is supernatural things in this universe.

The sun decieds to explode 5 billion years early and destroys this solar system tomorrow.

[XdbX]

well at least i did not have to wait 5 billion years

the world is not even a billion years old

[ReptileKing]

The world would be about 4 billion years younger than it is now (Yes, our solar system is abour 5 billion years old).

Victory stopped checking DQ.

[XdbX]

(um there is no way to prove that the earth is even a billion years old because carbon dating has been proven inaccurate)

then i could be a noob

what if the ideal of "Intelligent Design" is right

[Zaxxman]

i wouldnt be wrong

squirrils are at war

[XdbX]

we were at war first

theres a bug and all the noobs on DQ can not be ban or any thing and when ever a mod try to it bann a good member

[Zaxxman]

i didnt make sense of that, so there is many answers xD

I got less_than_needed score in test today

[XdbX]

I can make fun of you

zaxxman is being made fun of by me

[Deimonian]

Zaxxman doesn't care

You ate the last cookie.

[XdbX]

no one else get a cookie hahahahah

im evil

[T.L.I.]

A hero will murder you.

I become president.

[Varthonai]

............I really can't see anything wrong with that in the first place. How many presidents in office right now deserve their jobs more than T.L.I. does?



All the world's ice cream melted, and all of the cows stopped giving milk to make more. :yikes:

[XdbX]

what is bad about that i hate milk


I OWN YOU ALL IN RP plus you have to give me your soul to play a RP

[Deimonian]

I don't play english RP and I really don't care that much.

Your left shoe goes missing.

[T.L.I.]

I know where to find Stitch.

Bush declares himself warlord.

[XdbX]

he does not many men in his army so he goes to a small town jail and never leaves
and do note SMALL TOWN JAIL.

U.F.O. are coming to earth

[Deimonian]

I know where to find Stitch.

(Didn't think anyone would get that)

It's my mother ship.

The Internet broke.

[XdbX]

the reason it not working for you is because you have dial-up. where i have comcast

the world is not going to end

[Deimonian]

This means that humans has either disappaered or gone out in space to die and has therefore saved Earth from pollution and other human caused crap.

The cake is a lie.

[XdbX]

i like cookies

i hate you who ever you are

[Deimonian]

I don't give a damn, because I don't know you ^^

The London metro shortcuts.

[XdbX]

[QUOTE=Deimonian;52895]I don't give a damn, because I don't know you ^^/QUOTE]

how can i make fun of what you said and still answer what you asked? i know.

I don't give a damn, because I don't know what your asking ^^ and there is my copy

I have a space ship and you don't

[Deimonian]

I have a planetary cannon which shoots down space ships, and you don't ^^

Geeks rules the world.

[ReptileKing]

I would rule the world xD

Suger cease to exist.

[XdbX]

um what you said not that i know what it is

Deimonian planetary cannon is taken out with my ION(I-ON)cannon on my space ship

[Deimonian]

I have more.

Everything is a lie.

[XdbX]

you have seen the show house. A fan A fan. and the is "Ever ones lies"

some one is a geek

[Zaxxman]

we know who to find, and run in the opposite direction of.

the gods wont protect us from the immenant solanum virus
(saying zombies is old)

[XdbX]

but i am the evil god you geek (sorry had to add the last part and your not a geek)

im a evil god

[ReptileKing]

You will be destroyed by the good god.

Your teeth fall out.

[XdbX]

well its xdbx not my teeth


you are doomed to hell

[ReptileKing]

I'll get to torture Victory every single day. Even the days when he cant go to school! (Yes, Victory lives in hell) xD

God exists.

[Deimonian]

you have seen the show house. A fan A fan. and the is "Ever ones lies"
(Huh? I don't get it.)

God will punish Bush.

Your aorta explodes.

[XdbX]

you will learn to spell what ever it is soon. (fire fox liked the word but when i put it in a word to sound soft ware i could not under stand it. it sounded like a-word.)

god is not alive (i don't believe it

[T.L.I.]

Who cares about him? ^^

You're adopted

[XdbX]

i get to be a brat to ever one.

I am evil