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Blackwater
December 20th, 2005, 05:00 PM
Right through the neck and now I feel bad because

I just wanted to sting it, and it died kind of slow. But either way awesome

shot, eh?

Atomic
December 20th, 2005, 05:18 PM
Hunting is wrong, unless you use it for something afterwards, like eating,

or stuffing it or a trophy. Don't let that bloody moss absorb all its

nutrients....

Blackwater
December 20th, 2005, 05:30 PM
I wasn't hunting it, I was getting it

off my tree and away from the birdfeeders! I can't help the fact that I'm

amazing.




<3 Birdfeeders

Brodz_
December 20th, 2005, 07:06 PM
You shot a squirrel? Indecentness is tolerated... but

if it's blood I seriously have problems. Did you see alot of blood

flowing?

ramsy66
December 20th, 2005, 07:08 PM
LOL pwnage, nice

shot 8)

nugget
December 20th, 2005, 07:13 PM
I shot a bird and

it went right though the next, tore it apart, and its head stayed hanging

from the nerves on teh neck.

Oscar
December 20th, 2005, 07:23 PM
Good job :iiro2:

Blackwater
December 20th, 2005, 07:30 PM
You

shot a squirrel? Indecentness is tolerated... but if it's blood I seriously

have problems. Did you see alot of blood flowing?

I had to

cover up the blood with snow because my neighbor loves squirrels and they

would ask what happened when they see all the red in that one spot. And yes,

I think the bullet went right through the neck, right behind the ear so blood

shot out.

Nugget- When I was 8, I accidentally jumped on a bird and

broke its neck. The bird and the squirrel did the same thing in the end- Spun

around on its head because it couldn't pick it up.

Atomic
December 20th, 2005, 07:53 PM
So is this more or less

what

happened:

R.I.P. (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d188/Tyrock60/squirre

l.swf)

(Nevermind about the crappy animating)

Blackwater
December 20th, 2005, 07:58 PM
More or less and thanks for that lovely

tribute. Even though thats a far off interpretation of what I actually look

like and the gun I was using. And the bullet moved much faster. :P But I

like the wood the squirell had when it died there.

Oscar
December 20th, 2005, 08:16 PM
That's horrible and completly

inappropriate

ramsy66
December 20th, 2005, 08:23 PM
Dont

deny it, you like it :lol:

Oscar
December 20th, 2005, 08:29 PM
:dance:

Brodz_
December 20th, 2005, 08:30 PM
Well, I don't like it. Funny, though.

Atomic
December 20th, 2005, 08:33 PM
What the fuck?! All you people think it's funny that

a squirrel died in severe pain, i hope you all have an accident, i don't

care if i laughed my ass straight off when i read the topic title. You all

should be ashamed.... *muffles laugh*

Blackwater
December 20th, 2005, 08:42 PM
It was quick, actually. 20 seconds is a little too

slow for where it got hit though. :'(

Long_Haired_Buddy
December 20th, 2005, 09:53 PM
Here var de

handgrana!!!! *PAW*

tsatsatsatsa 8=

I don't think it was

very nice of you too shoot it. If it was a beaver i would understan but....

*shakes head* *mumbels, Evil Beaver fever

RedDragon
December 21st, 2005, 12:00 AM
i hate squirrels

Afterburn
December 21st, 2005, 01:21 AM
squirrels are unative pests that bother my bunneh

and shit all over my porch, dont be ashamed of killing them.

Blackwater
December 21st, 2005, 03:24 AM
I

wrote an ode for him.

AlbinoZombie
December 21st, 2005, 06:40 AM
i dont know about you guys but squirrels rock. i had 3 pet

squirrels a few years ago...released them into the wild. they probably got

shot sometime after.lol, but i doubt it. they were too good to be shot.

they'd dodge them. you know. yeah......

Oscar
December 21st, 2005, 07:15 AM
Hier war dem handgrana!!!!

*PAW*

tsatsatsatsa 8=

I don't think it was very nice of you

too shoot it. If it was a beaver i would understan but.... *shakes head*

*mumbels, Evil Beaver fever

Rofl gtfo :D



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a50/Ogge/beaver.jpg

Polo
December 21st, 2005, 11:13 AM
Was it grey, please say yes. Coz we english men prefer The red

Squirrels, see as they got wiped out by the greys... *get's out shotGun* I

hate grey squirrels.

Long_Haired_Buddy
December 21st, 2005, 11:59 AM
HAHAAHAH!!!!

Loveandhate Oscar!

Atomic
December 21st, 2005, 01:43 PM
Grey squirrels are goths, i always see them in the graveyard.

Spike
December 21st, 2005, 01:52 PM
Foamy

the squirrel is the best squirrel... Though i dont have anything against

squirrels personally, i have never been bothered by em so i wouldnt know. My

cousin and his friend played tennis with a dead squirrel as a ball once...

That was pretty stupid yeah...

Blackwater
December 21st, 2005, 04:03 PM
It was red.

AlbinoZombie
December 21st, 2005, 04:15 PM
fag.

Blackwater
December 21st, 2005, 04:27 PM
Jewish meat

swallower.

Afterburn
December 21st, 2005, 05:47 PM
It was red.

red squirrels and

douglas squirels are okay but like that other guy said, gray squirrels are

Satan

Shamsul007
December 21st, 2005, 06:32 PM
oooooooooook shootin a a squirel

Brodz_
December 22nd, 2005, 04:43 PM
My backyard is land of the squirrels. My

youngest brother once tried throwing a rock at a squirrel. He missed and

killed an iguana, which I'm glad because I once got bitten by an iguana. And

after I got bitten by an iguana, it hurt and stuff so I couldn't sleep and

stuff. When I did sleep, I dreamed about a pack of wolves trying to bite the

same part that the iguana bit. When I woke up, I was on the floor and my band

aid had come off, and I searched for the bandaid for two hours, until I got

bored. Then I went outside to see my little brother trying to kill another

squirrel, so I went back inside and almost fainted. When I wasn't drowsy

anymore, I found an iguana in my room... and stuff. I wondered if it was the

one who bit me. I ran out of the room and grabbed a broom to sweep it away.

But it was gone, so I didn't sleep then next night, but then I found it

again and I stepped on it, and stuff. It died and stuff. There was alot of

blood and stuff. I tried to clean the floor but them my mom came in and saw

me wiping it off. She asked,
"What the hell happened?" And I replied that

I stepped on an iguana that bit me, and now I'm cleaning it up and stuff,"

she left the room and I layed down in bed and awoke at midnight.

Atomic
December 22nd, 2005, 05:30 PM
hahahaha thats an

awsome story that happened to you.

Brodz_
December 22nd, 2005, 06:10 PM
Well, it's a true (yet random) story.

Blackwater
December 22nd, 2005, 08:39 PM
I seriously doubt that actually happened, the

whole tme I was wtfing.

Structuraldefect
December 23rd, 2005, 02:11 PM
My backyard is land of the

squirrels. My youngest brother once tried throwing a rock at a squirrel. He

missed and killed an iguana, which I'm glad because I once got bitten by an

iguana. And after I got bitten by an iguana, it hurt and stuff so I couldn't

sleep and stuff. When I did sleep, I dreamed about a pack of wolves trying to

bite the same part that the iguana bit. When I woke up, I was on the floor

and my band aid had come off, and I searched for the bandaid for two hours,

until I got bored. Then I went outside to see my little brother trying to

kill another squirrel, so I went back inside and almost fainted. When I

wasn't drowsy anymore, I found an iguana in my room... and stuff. I wondered

if it was the one who bit me. I ran out of the room and grabbed a broom to

sweep it away. But it was gone, so I didn't sleep then next night, but then

I found it again and I stepped on it, and stuff. It died and stuff. There was

alot of blood and stuff. I tried to clean the floor but them my mom came in

and saw me wiping it off. She asked,
"What the hell happened?" And I

replied that I stepped on an iguana that bit me, and now I'm cleaning it up

and stuff," she left the room and I layed down in bed and awoke at

midnight.
||ice story but u say stuff too much

insert name
December 23rd, 2005, 03:24 PM
EEEEEEEEK GWEYS!!

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2929/eekums2bh.png


I

've seen 3 red squirrels in my entire life ^_^

Oscar
December 23rd, 2005, 03:25 PM
I've never seen a gray one.

insert name
December 23rd, 2005, 03:35 PM
Well, as you can see from my detailed diagram, they are

ten feet tall and eat human flesh.

SWAT
December 28th, 2005, 08:13 AM
I WAS

OUT IN THE COUNTRY WITH MA GRAMPS(super red neck).AND I SAW A SQUIRL SO I

TOOK A SHOT GUN AND PUT A SHELL IN THEN DROPED AN ACORN DOWN THE MUZZLE AND

FIRED FROM 5 FEET AWAY and... :shock: .........BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA :twisted:

maxp
December 28th, 2005, 06:39 PM
I don't think I've ever killed anything but bugs.

Unless you count thos five other guys...

Fu
December 29th, 2005, 09:34 AM
lol, but in your sig,

lol cant stop laughing
wow u actually got a shotgun Ex4? then you must be

American...

MattE
December 29th, 2005, 02:16 PM
If your from America, I bet the gun was a Semi-Automatic...

Possibly an assault rifle?

Nice shot btw...

Shadow
December 29th, 2005, 08:21 PM
I

saw my cousins cat eat mouseguts the were like grey and the cat ate it all

and it was kinda ugly not sexy like oscars movies.

Long_Haired_Buddy
December 29th, 2005, 10:55 PM
You guys are

pathetic. Go kill something in your on size say. *cries*

VipER X
December 30th, 2005, 09:43 PM
like a bear? :D

Enigma
December 30th, 2005, 10:04 PM
lol, but in your sig, lol cant stop laughing
wow u

actually got a shotgun Ex4? then you must be American...

It

wasn't a shotgun it was a rifle. There is a big difference. But he might

have a shotgun.

VipER X
December 30th, 2005, 10:11 PM
i

like ICE-CREAM! anyway THAT SQUIRREL DESERVES MONEY! oh wait hes dead... it

says in the law book thats thats a big PLUS for us! hey where are you? WAIT A

MINUTE I'M IN BED!

(LOOK AT SIG :P)

Brodz_
December 31st, 2005, 08:49 PM
Your

sig is a quote on a funny stick movie. =D

Blackwater
December 31st, 2005, 10:38 PM
If your from America, I bet the gun

was a Semi-Automatic... Possibly an assault rifle?

Nice shot

btw...

Bolt-action, this kid from my school says he has a

civilian m4. But hes rich and most likely lying.

Atomic
January 1st, 2006, 06:51 AM
If

someone fits the identifation of this form then you can pick on

him:

Own size
Own age
Own weight
Own sex
Own

height
Killed as many people
Hurt as many people
Made cry as many

people
Same number of times shitted and urinated
Same DoB

(opitonal)
same name e.g. [you] (opitonal)

VipER X
January 3rd, 2006, 02:39 PM
coded eh? i saw the

movie on stickpage

paolo_viper
January 5th, 2006, 06:37 PM
Right through the

neck and now I feel bad because I just wanted to sting it, and it died kind

of slow. But either way awesome shot, eh?
How could you ...you

sick sick person.thats it squirrely wrath is coming your way..ohh and Tyrock

what do you have against me.

VipER X
January 7th, 2006, 01:25 PM
oh

have any of you seen foamy the squirrel? SQUIRRELY WRATH!

Div658
January 7th, 2006, 02:24 PM
Squirrels = Hawt

<3

No doubting it.

Blackwater
January 7th, 2006, 08:25 PM
They are in my attic...

Same with all my

other neighbors.

paolo_viper
January 7th, 2006, 09:01 PM
oh have any of you seen foamy the squirrel? SQUIRRELY

WRATH!
me me here Foamy rocks go to friendsoffoamy.com episode

guide and official episodes. He awsome