You know you've used the computer too much when...

[nugget]

You know you've used the pc/internet to much when:

- You

call your friends noobs in person (which I do)
- You say lol ("lawl") in

real (which I do)
- When you type above 70wpm (which I do)

Keep the

list going guys

[Cece]

-

When you start to talk l33t in real life

Sadly me and my friends talk

in l33t sometimes :(

[AlbinoZombie]

when your cool. duh. and when you check the clock.

[vegetax6]

-when you go on your

com. more than 6 hours a day (whitch i do)

[Oscar]

When you've

seriously wanted to have a toilet installed at your computerdesk.

[Netrosis]

When you get withdrawl symptoms.

or say

roffle IRL.

[Structuraldefect]

when u think

God's ur computer. (i dont really my computer is god)

[Kk-dis]

-

When you get headeache

[vegetax6]

-when you have blood shot eyes(which mine are some times) and

your hands have blisters on them from typing.

[Kk-dis]

when your eyes starts swimming

[Long_Haired_Buddy]

When you die. *dies*

[vegetax6]

-when your 35 and live in your mother's bassment and have a bald spot and

colect star wars toys and call them awsome and you have food all over the

computer table.


-when you sleep on a futon.



-when

you have more than 40 gigs worth of memorey used on the first day you have

the hard drive.


-when your seat has lost its cushin's

thickness.


-when you eat all your meals at your computer

table.(which i do some times)

[ThePieLord]

When all your files

mysteriously come together in one giant monster desktop icon, and eats your

background.

...Maybe i was just baked.

Whatever.

........EDIT:
When Counter-Strike gets boring.

[Spike]

-When your eyelids twitch. *twitch twitch*

[Brodz_]

-When you become so pale, that a week in front of the

burning sun won't do anything.

[Corvette]

-when you have a 5.1 surround sound speaker system on your

computer.
-when you have your tv as a second moniter.
-when you know

what DDR stand for when someone tells you they have a DDR ram
-when

you've had freind for years and never meet them.
-when your computer is

worth more then your car.

I am guilty of all of these.

[vegetax6]

haha

[Afterburn]

-when you try to hook

up the LAN to your ass.

[vegetax6]

-when you know how to create a pro site at 14.

[Long_Haired_Buddy]

When you crie. *cries*

[RedDragon]

when you try to

mate with your computer (whitch i HAVENT done)

[Netrosis]

-when you have a 5.1 surround sound

speaker system on your computer.
-when you have your tv as a second

moniter.
-when you know what DDR stand for when someone tells you they

have a DDR ram
-when you've had freind for years and never meet

them.
-when your computer is worth more then your car.

I am guilty

of all of these.

I plan to get a 5.1 surround sound speaker

system for my comp (Logitech)
I don't need a second monitor, I've got

widescreen laptop, but wish so.
What about configuring BIOS with your eyes

closed? :P
Whats a friend? :S
My Laptop is worth more than my car

yes.

__
You know you're a computer addict when:
- You hook up a

Cat5 to your Brain. mmn, internet.
- Your computer chair doubles as a bed!

(YAY!)
- You count in binary on your fingers. (number 4!)
- When you

walk into the sun your skin puts white paper to shame.
- You look at

pr0nography, (NOT pornography)

meh ill post more later

[Brodz_]

You know you've been on the computer too long when:

- You can speak

every language, but haven't spoken it yet.

- Your keyboard needs a

paint job.

- You have more memory on your computer than on your

mind.

- When you forget you are on the computer.

- When you

skip school just to get on the computer.

- When you're in a national

spelling bee, and when they ask you to spell, "Bite," you spell it

"Byte."

- When you name your daughter dotcom.

- When you decide

to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but when your going back to

bed, you check your email.

- If you've ever considered getting an

intel inside tattoo logo.

- If you have read more stories online then

in real life.

- If your website is more popular then you.

-

When the closest you've ever gotten to having sex is download a man porno

picture online.

I'll think of some more later.

[nugget]

haha lol

- when you call your

girlfriend a noob for not having sex with you
- when you eat dinner beside

your pc
- when you meet a girl, and say "what type of games do you

play?"
- when you meet a girl, and say "how much ram does your pc

have?"
- when you mess up on a quiz/test, and look for Ctrl+Z (I do that

:()
- when you dream your playing css
- when you call you mom a noob

[Shamsul007]

- wen u see a gorilla following u everywhre

[WeTPaiNT]

- When you post in threads like this.

[nugget]

no not realey.

[vegetax6]

- when you mess up on a quiz/test, and look

for Ctrl+Z (I do that :()

me too :(

[kookycrazycat]

-when you screw up big time on your art and, upon noticeing the Ctrl-Z

buttons missing, have a panic attack (*coughguiltycough*)

[WeTPaiNT]

- When you hand write a essay and forget

to start a new paragraph, you attempt to go back and hit enter.

-

After writing the date and a slash, you wait for the full date to pop-up.

[Blackwater]

-

If your website is more popular then you.


lolololol that

person would = gay.

[Afterburn]

-if your desktop is imprinted in your

mind

-if you do a virus scan on your car when it breaks

down

-if you think that sex is just a myth that parents tell their

children to scare them.

[kookycrazycat]

-if you think that sex is just a myth that

parents tell their children to scare them.

You mean.. it's

not? :shock:

[Long_Haired_Buddy]

omg! Why did you say that???

[Afterburn]

sorry to break all your little hearts.

[kookycrazycat]

OMG all my life

has been a lie.... D=

[ThePieLord]

-When the tips of your fingers have calusses and

dead skin from typing way too damn much

-When you have no previous

training, but you can type without looking at the keyboard.

Yeah,

guilty.
It's quite gross.

[Atomic]

You know when you had too much computer when your eyes look like

this: *_*

[Oscar]

-When the tips of your fingers have

calusses and dead skin from typing way too damn much

Yeah,

guilty.
.

That's horrible :shock:

[Structuraldefect]

- when u

sometimes spell words shorter like YOU to U and so on in classes at

school.

i have done it once or twice.

[Long_Haired_Buddy]

When

your hand turns into a mouse.
It happend to me once.

[Shamsul007]

-when everything turns different colours now and

then in reality
-when u think of saying lol in reality
-when you look

up wierd stuff

[Atomic]

>_>







<_<






Uhm yeah,

i do the two bottom things.

[Brodz_]

-When you begin dreaming

about stuff you do on the computer.

-When you look forward to getting

on the computer when you are about to ride the fastest roller coaster in the

world!

[nugget]

When this is what comes out when someone takes a

picture of you:

[: )]-|--<


When you get hard from watching

this: 8===> (|) , cause you consider it porn.

When you get hard from

watching this: (o)(o) , cause you consider them boobs.

When you get

the Carpal Tunnel desease.

When you start lagging, then blame your pc,

and rip off a key from the keyboard.

When you think about getting a

3rd pc...:)

When your on the pc, and suddenly realize you haven't

eaten breakfast, nore lunch.....nor dinner. (but your still fat from sitting

on teh pc eating chips and a soda.)

When you went to explosm forums,

and participated on the imprisionating smilie thread.

When you have

had cybersex

When you have gotten laid by your CPU......

[Atomic]

Well

my computer probobly counts as two since it has two hard drives, therefore,

shitingly fast.

[nugget]

Having two hard drives is NOTHING like having 2 computers

:wink: , I acutally "laughed out loud" when I saw your comment.

Lol

And plus, having 2 hard drives doesn't make your computer that

notisingly faster, sorry to break it to you, your whole life was a

lie.
Get a better proccesor, dual video card, 4gb or ram, then i'll maybe

consider taking your PC as..2 pc's

[Long_Haired_Buddy]

When your

mother dies. *dies*

[nugget]

Now that people, is a live example of how to get 500 posts in 2 days.

[Afterburn]

when you become a

critical jackass who wont shut the hell up and leave people alone. yes

nugget, im looking at you.

[nugget]

when you become a critical jackass who wont shut the hell

up and leave people alone. yes nugget, im looking at you.

Hah,

hey afterburn, it was about time you showed up aye?

[Oscar]

Group

hug k <3

[Atomic]

Let them revel in their own little

squabbles.

[Long_Haired_Buddy]

When your user name is nugget, afterburn or long hairded

buddy.

(and if they die) *dies*

*Oscar grouphugs anyways*

[nugget]

Group

hug k <3

<3

[Polo]

I know when I'ved used it too much coz I get hewad

aches red eyes, sor eyes and Start to Get BOreD aNd kEeP TurnINg CapS loCk On

AnD ofF

[Afterburn]

when you become a

critical jackass who wont shut the hell up and leave people alone. yes

nugget, im looking at you.

Hah, hey afterburn, it was about

time you showed up aye?

indeed it was. any ways

-when

your username is something really stupid like [you]

[Shamsul007]

when your name is something that sounds like a

mexican apetiser like afterburn

[Afterburn]

hey dumbass, its

coded.

[VipER X]

when you become a critical

jackass who wont shut the hell up and leave people alone. yes nugget, im

looking at you.

just like a guy called aidan
oh and when

you think a computer is your soulmate

when you have 300gb, 5ghz, 5gb

ram and all the other stupid stuff a computer has...

when you buy a

computer room the size of a living room

when you think the computer

screen is a magical place of hope and wonder where all dreams can come true

[Atomic]

Heh i know a guy called

Aidan, he always had this mowhawk.

-When you buy a new computer out of

the fustrations of waiting for your old computer to be repaired.

[ThePieLord]

That's horrible :shock:

Eh, I might

have fixed it. I use a wash cloth to like...massage the tips of my

fingers.
I know, its nasty as hell :shock:, but you get used to

it
Also, when people talk about the frames per second on their animations

in clubs and stuff, you yell "BOOM, HEADSHOT"
Thats a dumb one, but me and

my friend scream it whenever we hear FPS

[Brodz_]

--if you think that sex is just a myth that parents tell

their children to scare them.

I saw my mom having sex... and

very soon... she was pregnant.

[insert name]

When one drowns in ones own urine and feaces.

[Enigma]

When someone mentions tub

and girl in the same sentence and you start to feel sick.

[Brodz_]

-When

you commit suicide on the computer.
-When you've never heard the word

recontinental in your life.

[Shamsul007]

hey dumbass, its coded.I'm sorry

[Afterburn]

well its good to know you can excessivly use the letters U and

E.[/img]

[Long_Haired_Buddy]

<3 Tubgirl. =)

[Shamsul007]

-when you see

everything in binary

[javier]

When your hard disk makes an annoying noise telling you

it's about to explode.

[Shamsul007]

when your pc gives you dirties

[VipER X]

when you decide to ask an msn bot e.g. smarterchild

out on a date

[Brodz_]

-When you decide to stay

on the computer on the stroke of midnight new years day.

[VipER X]

when you decide to go on your computer for your birthday (and oscar stayed

up to midnight on new years day... i think)

[Brodz_]

haha lol

- when you call your girlfriend a noob for not

having sex with you
- when you eat dinner beside your pc
- when you

meet a girl, and say "what type of games do you play?"
- when you meet a

girl, and say "how much ram does your pc have?"
- when you mess up on a

quiz/test, and look for Ctrl+Z (I do that :()
- when you dream your

playing css
- when you call you mom a noob

I'd never dream

about CSS.

[Oscar]

(and oscar stayed up to midnight on new

years day... i think)

Ahew! I did it when everybody else went

to sleep. :think:

[Brodz_]

Aye, I was on as

well...

[t231]

- when

ur a high level in a MMORPG

[Fu]

when you say "I pwn you so

much" but it comes out as porn.
when you look for ctrl-z when you mess up

a drawing instead of a rubber.
when you write "u" instead of "you" when

you write a story for you English homework.
when you'd rather read

stories online than books.
when you start to uncover porn
when you

haven't done any exercise in a day
when you want Bill Gate's

broadband
when you start to install anti-spyware softwares
when you get

the sinking feeling and you eye start to bulge out when you leave the

conputer.
when you get bad grades at school (heh yep I know this is kinda

untrue to some people)

[ThePieLord]

Masticating is my only exercise over the weekend.
Feel free

to joke with that, its intended.
PUN!

uhhm, lemme think
-when

Fredryk Phox becomes interesting.
-when you take online dating to a whole

new level
EDIT:
-When your COMPUTER turns YOU on.

[Div658]

- When you start to make

computer fan sound effects in an exam hall after you finish. (I have'nt done

that, honest)
- When you reach for a mouse while reading a book.
- When

you sleep in the same bed as your computer. (The cool air from the fan feels

nice, shut up)
- When you start tapping the table like a keyboard while

writing an essay.
- When you start to insult people by calling them

'noobs' and 'noob fags'.

Struggles that I have at school

:P

- Saying 'lol' when something funny happens. (Sometimes it's

rofl or lmao aswell)
- Reaching for the ctrl+z key after making a

mistake.
- Calling people noobs.
- Start acting out scenes from an fps

you've recently played (being bf2 in my case)

Sigh. D:

[Timothy X]

-when you have a 5.1 surround sound

speaker system on your computer.
-when you have your tv as a second

moniter.
-when you know what DDR stand for when someone tells you they

have a DDR ram
-when you've had freind for years and never meet

them.
-when your computer is worth more then your car.

I am guilty

of all of these.

how'd you hook up your tv as a second

computer screen?

heck how do you hook up a second computer

screen?

- when your glued you your chair in a mixture of shit and

piss

- when people start calling your "the hunchback"

- whne

your mom doesnt recognize you

- when your desktop icons look

cool

- when you've memorized every programs location under START>ALL

PROGRAMS

- when your dad sues you for the electric bill

- when

you have a foot/leg/butt/back/arm/neck/head muh-saj-er (cant spell so thats

what it sounds like)

- when yoru mouse looks like its been worn down

with sand paper

- when you evolve :twisted:

[Oscar]

If your graphics card have a TV out port you can

connect it to your TV ;)

[Because]

When you go outside and say the graphics are terrible. Not that

I ever did that....

[SeaMinus]

when you look for reboot switch when you screw up

school

when you dream about posting on forums

when you listen

to Barrens chat and think its funny (WoW for those unaware of the Barrens

cuase people ask dumb questions)

when you quote me cuase its dumb

enough to make you look smarter

when you point a gun at someones head

cuase your thinking of css

[Brodz_]

FUCKING CUJNT!@ DSIEIIEIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maddermadcat]

When you ask SmarterChild out on a date and

it rejects you because you're too fat.

[Largo]

when you get multiple blue screens in one day.

[Netrosis]

when you listen to Barrens

chat and think its funny (WoW for those unaware of the Barrens cuase people

ask dumb questions)


Where is Mankrik's wife!?!?

[Alex]

When the letters on

your keyboard have been rubbed out.

[Maddermadcat]

//|-|3|| 7h1$ $7@r7$ 2 |/|@|<3

$3||$3 2 u

[Mixed-Studios]

-Instead of crying you say

"/cry"

-Your mouse caves in

-Your keyboard explodes

-You read this

whole thread

-Your away from your computer you actually image what your

going to click one first when you get back to it

-You can hack

runescap  (its just sad)

-When every button stops working except the

shut down key

-You get a job as an AIM pranker

[Victory]

Aight, I'm going to slam a few in; correct me

if they've been mentioned before.

-When you call taking a shit

"downloading"

-When you have to stop and check your email everytime

you wake up at night to go to the bathroom.

-If you play WoW...

Enough said v.v

[Netrosis]

Here are some things I'm guilty of.

You

know you've used the computer too much when....
- You've stayed awake on

it for more than 40 hours straight.
- You fall asleep on your

computer.
- Your computer chair has your ass moulded into it.
- You're

allergic to sunlight.
- Your desk is crowded up with empty cans of

drink.
- You're too lazy to clean your room until you can no longer stand

on the floor.
- You don't go outside or near anybody for so long, you

grow a small beard.

hehe well some more technical ones
- You have

two monitors for multitasking/television, etc.
- You think babies take 9

months to download.
- Like Victory said, you check your email when you

wake up at night
- Your Torrent program is "exahuasted".

I dont

really have any funny ones at the moment. :(

[Mixed-Studios]

-When your computer tells you to get a life

[TiKRuy]

-You can hack runescap

(its just sad)



i don't think so ;P
if you don't mean

macros...

[Tim V]

- You

count in binary on your fingers. (number 4!)


I count in

binary on my fingers, it's pretty easy actually :D

Tim, binary

counter 8)

[BlueLily]

When:

Your keyboard buttons are polished from over use lol.

After a few hours you say "why is my monitor so bright!? My eyes hurt!--oh wait..." -turns on the room lights cause its now night time lol and you were relying on sunlight-

[Killing_Time]

Damn, haven't seen someone dig this deep to revive a thread for some necro lovin' in a while.

[Victory]

You just dug up a 5 year old thread! NO!

[Rockonman]

Same as KT. I don't even recognize the thread.

[Victory]

Didn't I close this thread?! SHAZAM!