3 Words Continue the Story

[Cajolocs]

There he was sitting beneath the old birch tree laughing at the way the people spoke to each other below him. Suddenly, something amazing happened, an UFO flew past him into the distance leaving a trail of awesomeness behind. He stood up and stretched his legs, then he went for a leisurely stroll to a gay bar. In it he ordered a fresh martini. Suddenly, a giant gay man wearing a light blue lincoln hat, sat down beside him. While he drank, he asked him why he was there, because he looked absolutely stunning even though he wore an eyepatch over his leg. He offered him his cousin's hand severed from his cold, dead body to no avail.The gay man then began to dance, a bad dance, but a sexy dance nontheless, though it did not cease to be disturbing. But the dance served another purpose wich it completely nailed. It was ultimately arrousing. The man stood up, and took his drink, and then asked the gay man to go to the back room and take off his eye patch and strap on a sexy pair of boots. And so he did. (...) Suddenly, the back room's door shut and locked a a grizzly bear in the room with them. The bear then proceeded to dance a funny looking waltz. The two man then shot the bear and began to eat his guts.

Meanwhile, in Alaska, as Sarah Palin was jumping over the rainbow she was intercepted by a pirate wielding a machete and a vuvuzela. The pirate began to sing "Walking on Sunshine" with a funny shoe in his great bung hole. Sarah Palin then asked why he was strangling a penguin. He responded, quite nervously, that he did not know.

Back at the Alaskan bondage club, Sarah Palin's daughter was being abused by Rudolph, Rudolph's best friend, Bill Clinton and Some Other Guy. Eventually everyone god giddy and proceded to the making of tortilla dips. The Alaskan bondage club band started to molest the elves who were on drugs, really bad drugs, the kind of drugs that mde them see abrastract creatures, that looked as though they were legless. (...) Sarah Palin then entered the club with the pirate she had met before. (...) Everybody turned and watched in amazement as the amazing pinguin started to fornicate with a very unsuspecting Rudolph. Rudolph struggled hard and managed to fly away, into Bill Clinton's cigar. The cigar smelled as if a bear had been smoked. Rudolh then had been burned and the smell of the cigar turned into cooked deer meat. (...) Then, Rudolph tore the cigar away and stamped on a little bit of shar, broken glass, wich left gaping holes in his hooves.

Meanwhile, at INTY's under-water lair, INTY was preparing himself for a party with Chuck Norris and Dr. Doom. But before the party could start, the place began to flood with water. Everything was lost. Noah laughed at the people as they drowned. Noah stripped and said "Naw, that ain't me". (...) Instead he dove under his bed and started playing his Eminem album; he was then joined by Edvard Munch. (...) It was uncomfortable to dance, so they didn't. (...)


But then kingmiami bit their fingers to see if it would bleed. They bled napalm, fluorescent green napalm that didn't burn much. They didn't. Now that kingmiami was a cannibal who ate many little orphans for no real reason
But it was11:00 at night and kingmiami was jumping on the balcony to impress the little children. They weren't impressed. However, a random green dog was biting his leg which bled salsa. The salsa could mutate the dog and so it mutated. The dog became another planet sized monster rampaging the earth and soiling himself. Then he ate Kingmiami and three blind cows that liked to chew on fresh crystal meth.

Then it imploded. Suddenly a rogue spacecraft appeared by the monsters head beaming everything and aking nacho cheese.A tasty death. The cheese was Ugly like Maury, an old tourist who died of AIDS. Kingmiami suddenly got an enormous harpoon and readied himself for his plans. He killed himself. The monster digested his cold dead body in minutes. But the cheeseburgers at the local gay bar seemed gaily cooked? Interesting... Although it was not that interesting.
"What's going on?" asked another guy and someone taunted by saying ''POW! Right the Kisser!". Then, Peter Griffon repeted that infinitely nobody really cared. Several years later the cheese melted. It's texture changed The popcorn popped. The world exploded. Then, the sun rose over the mystic bear mountains that looked like long metal claws holding on to a flopping trout. It was quite poetic, really. The sudden sound of babies being crushed filled the air.
Meanwhile, in Jamaica at Chrisanns beach a very strange creature lay huddled next to an abandoned, grounded umbrella.
And nobody cared. For days it didn't really care.
Meanwhile in Nevada A car exploded and a panda was invented for scientific purposes, because Atlas of Rapture decided that it wasn't really needed. After all that project did suck. Meanwhile, in Mars Issac Clarke was studying maths, while he couldn't breath because he forgot he's on Mars where is no air to breathe. Therefore, he died. One minute later Bill Murray sang a very strange lullaby which killed in total, nobody. Then earth was given a sideways blessing from the almighty king of all the Cosmos. The king talked but no-one heard bill cosby stutter "Hello, with pudding."
He said what?
That he said.

[...I'm not telling you!]

(Third time's the charm!)
sitting beneath the

[Jedi-L]

old birch tree

[Killing_Time]

laughing at the

[...I'm not telling you!]

way the people

[Cajolocs]

spoke to each

[...I'm not telling you!]

other below him.


(I remember this syndrome with the other two threads. I was there every two posts :/. I'll be back in an hour to prevent that from happening again :P)
EDIT: What happened to the story?!

[Cajolocs]

Suddenly, something amazing

[BanHammor]

happened, as UFO

[Cajolocs]

flew past him

[Rimmy]

into the distance

[kronosdragon]

leaving a trail

[Cajolocs]

of awesomeness behind.

[Jedi-L]

He stood up

[ArtoriusVonKrieg]

and stretched his

[TorqueArcher]

legs, then he

[Cajolocs]

went for a

[kronosdragon]

leisurely stroll to

[Polo]

a gay bar.

[TorqueArcher]

Where he ordered

[Cajolocs]

a fresh martini

[username]

When a giant...

[Jedi-L]

gay man wearing

[Cajolocs]

a light blue

[kronosdragon]

lincoln hat, sat

[ArtoriusVonKrieg]

down beside him.

[Cajolocs]

while he drank.

[Rimmy]

He asked him

[Jedi-L]

why he was

[Cajolocs]

there, because he

[kronosdragon]

looked absolutely stunning

[Cajolocs]

even though he

[username]

wore an eyepatch

[Polo]

over his leg.

[kronosdragon]

He offered him

[Jedi-L]

his cousin's hand

[Cajolocs]

severed from his

[rainor]

cold, dead body

[Mattbot]

To no avail

[kronosdragon]

the gay man

[Jedi-L]

began to dance

[Kreekakon]

a bad dance

[Jedi-L]

it looked sexy

[Big Boom]

and somewhat disturbing

[...I'm not telling you!]

yet ultimately arousing.
(I said I'd be back in an hour, I know I was later than that but I didn't expect THIS much to have happened to the story!)

[Big Boom]

He got up

[kronosdragon]

and took his

[kingmiami]

drink, and asked

[...I'm not telling you!]

the gay man

[Big Boom]

To go to

[kronosdragon]

the back room

[Jedi-L]

and take off

[kingmiami]

his eye patch

[Jedi-L]

and strap on

[kronosdragon]

his sexy boots.

[Shadowtime23]

Suddenly, the door

[Cajolocs]

shut, and locked

[Kreekakon]

a grizzly bear

[Jedi-L]

sprung from his

[ArtoriusVonKrieg]

cage and proceeded

[Jedi-L]

to dance a

[Rimmy]

funny looking waltz.

[Shadowtime23]

The two men

[Kreekakon]

shot the bear

[...I'm not telling you!]

and began to

[Shadowtime23]

eat its guts

[Aval]

Meanwhile, in Alaska

[Jedi-L]

Sarah Palin jumped

[...I'm not telling you!]

over the rainbow

[Mattbot]

but was intercepted

[...I'm not telling you!]

by a pirate

[ArtoriusVonKrieg]

wielding a machete

[...I'm not telling you!]

and a vuvuzela.

[Shadowtime23]

The pirate then

[ArtoriusVonKrieg]

began to sing

[...I'm not telling you!]

walking on sunshine

[Rimmy]

with a funny

[TorqueArcher]

shoe in his

[Jedi-L]

great bung hole

[...I'm not telling you!]

Sarah Palin asked

[Cajolocs]

"Why are you

[Jedi-L]

strangling a penguin?"

[Cajolocs]

To which he

[Shadowtime23]

responded quite nervously,

[Jedi-L]

And then he

[Cajolocs]

"To be honest

[rainor]

"To be honest

,I don't know."

(I think this counts as problem solved)

[...I'm not telling you!]

Back at the

[Polo]

Alaskan bondage club

[...I'm not telling you!]

Sarah Palin's daughter

[Shadowtime23]

was being abused

[...I'm not telling you!]

by Rudolph and

[Shadowtime23]

some other guy,

[Cajolocs]

his best friend

[...I'm not telling you!]

and Bill Clinton.
(Rudoloh and Some other guy, his best friend and Bill Clinton works.)

[Shadowtime23]

Eventually, everyone in

[...I'm not telling you!]

their got giddy

[kronosdragon]

and started making

[...I'm not telling you!]

tortilla dips. The

[ArtoriusVonKrieg]

band started to

[Jedi-L]

molest the elves

[ArtoriusVonKrieg]

who were on

[...I'm not telling you!]

drugs. Bad drugs.

[Shadowtime23]

The drugs caused

[Cajolocs]

them to see

[Shadowtime23]

abstract creatures that

[...I'm not telling you!]

looked as though

[Cajolocs]

they were legless

[kingmiami]

than Sarah Palin

[...I'm not telling you!]

entered the club

[kingmiami]

and so did

[...I'm not telling you!]

the pirate. Every

[kingmiami]

body turned and

[Shadowtime23]

watched in amazement

[kingmiami]

as the amazing

[rainor]

penguin did a

[...I'm not telling you!]

very surprised Rudolph.

[Jedi-L]

Rudolph struggled hard

[Big Boom]

(O_O Last time i saw this it was at 2 pages.)

and flew into

[...I'm not telling you!]

Bill Clinton's cigar.

[TorqueArcher]

The cigar smelled,

[...I'm not telling you!]

like a bear

[Big Boom]

(Ok now I'm getting confused)

[TorqueArcher]

and devoured the

[...I'm not telling you!]

(In fairness this Big Boom, I don't think anyone's particularily bothered about keeping this sensible :P)
freshly burned deer.

[TorqueArcher]

Then, Rudolf tore

[Big Boom]

(I was talking about double posts...i didn't know which to build off of)
the cigar away

[...I'm not telling you!]

and stamped on

[Cajolocs]

a little bit

[...I'm not telling you!]

of broken glass

[Cajolocs]

wich was sharp

[Jedi-L]

leaving gaping holes

[...I'm not telling you!]

in his hooves.

[Cajolocs]

Meanwhile, at INTY's

[...I'm not telling you!]

under water lair

[Cajolocs]

big fat thing
(I had, a big fat, but then I noticed BigBoom posted, so I redid it and posted big fat thing)

[rainor]

under water lair

INTY was preparing

(I think this fix'd it.If not then ignore this)
(and when people post over each other and stuff doesn't make sense we should roll back to the last post that did)

[...I'm not telling you!]

for a party
(You know what, it's not clean but Rainor's method really is the most effective, so I say go with it. Also I only just thought of this, looking at how the story's been going so far, now that I'm in it I'm looking forward too see how you guys humiliate me :P.)

[Big Boom]

with Chuck Norris

[...I'm not telling you!]

and Doctor Doom

[Big Boom]

But suddenly, water

[...I'm not telling you!]

began to flood

[Mattbot]

Everything! Noah laughed

[Big Boom]

at the people

[...I'm not telling you!]

as they drowned.

[Jedi-L]

Noah then stripped

[kingmiami]

then said "Naw

[Jedi-L]

that ain't me"

[Big Boom]

Instead he dove

[...I'm not telling you!]

under his bed

[Big Boom]

and started playing

[kingmiami]

his eminem album
(and really Jedi-L "that aint me"...lol smh)

[...I'm not telling you!]

He was joined

[TorqueArcher]

by Edvard Munch

[Big Boom]

It was uncomfortable

[kronosdragon]

to dance in

[...I'm not telling you!]

so they didn't

[kingmiami]

but then kingmiami

[kronosdragon]

bit their fingers

[Cajolocs]

to see if

[Rimmy]

it would bleed

[...I'm not telling you!]

they bled napalm

[ArtoriusVonKrieg]

,fluorescent green napalm

[Cajolocs]

that didn't burn

[...I'm not telling you!]

much. They didn't.

[kingmiami]

know that kingmiami

[Big Boom]

was a cannibal

[Rimmy]

who ate many

[kronosdragon]

little orphans for

[Lucky Joe]

no real reason.

[GolyBlood]

But it was

[kingmiami]

11:00 at night

[GolyBlood]

and kingmiami was

[kronosdragon]

jumping on the

[GolyBlood]

balcony to impress

[...I'm not telling you!]

the little children.

[Lucky Joe]

They weren't impressed.

[GolyBlood]

However, a random

[TorqueArcher]

green dog was

[GolyBlood]

biting his leg

[TorqueArcher]

which bled salsa.

[GolyBlood]

The salsa could

[TorqueArcher]

mutate the dog

[GolyBlood]

and so it

[...I'm not telling you!]

mutated. The dog

[Cajolocs]

became another planet

[...I'm not telling you!]

sized monster rampaging

[Shadowtime23]

the earth and

(3 more pages, nice work.)
("Noah laughed at the people as they drowned. Noah then stripped then said "Naw that ain't me"
made me lol so hard xD)

[TorqueArcher]

soiling himself. Then

[Big Boom]

he ate Kingmiami

[...I'm not telling you!]

and three blind

[Big Boom]

cows that liked

[ArtoriusVonKrieg]

to chew on

[Shadowtime23]

fresh crystal meth.

[Cajolocs]

Then it imploded.

[ArtoriusVonKrieg]

Suddenly a rogue

[Big Boom]

spacecraft appeared by

[...I'm not telling you!]

the monsters head

[Cajolocs]

beaming everything and

[TorqueArcher]

making nacho cheese.

[...I'm not telling you!]

A tasty death.

[kronosdragon]

The cheese was

[Nointeled]

Ugly like Maury.

[...I'm not telling you!]

an old tourist

[Nointeled]

who died of AIDS.

[kingmiami]

@Big Boom (why did i have to be the one to get eaten)
Kingmiami suddenly got

[GolyBlood]

an enormous harpoon

[Shadowtime23]

who died of AIDS.

(that's 4 words.. But I think we're all ok with that.)

and readied himself

[Rimmy]

for his plans

[Cajolocs]

He killed himself.

[Shadowtime23]

the monster digested

[Cajolocs]

his cold dead

[Shadowtime23]

body in minutes.

[GolyBlood]

But the cheeseburgers

[Cajolocs]

at the local

[Shadowtime23]

gay bar seemed

[BanHammor]

gaily cooked? Interesting...

[GolyBlood]

Although it was

[Lucky Joe]

not that interesting.

[Shadowtime23]

"What's going on?"

[Rimmy]

asked another guy

[GolyBlood]

and someone taunted

[...I'm not telling you!]

by saying ''POW!''

[kingmiami]

"Right the Kisser!"

[TorqueArcher]

Then, Peter Griffon

[Cajolocs]

repeted that infinitely

[Lucky Joe]

nobody really cared.

[Cajolocs]

Several years later

[GolyBlood]

the cheese melted.

[Rimmy]

It's texture changed

[Ivyn]

The popcorn popped

[Cajolocs]

(Deus quer, o homem sonha, a orba nasce. Portuguese literature resembles so much! XD)

The wolrd exploded.

[TorqueArcher]

Then, the sun

[...I'm not telling you!]

rose over the

[Jedi-L]

mystic bear mountains

[Shayphis]

that looked like

[Jedi-L]

long metal claws

[Shayphis]

holding on to

[...I'm not telling you!]

a flopping trout.

[Shayphis]

It was quite

[...I'm not telling you!]

poetic, really. The

[Shayphis]

sudden sound of

[Jedi-L]

babies being crushed

[Shayphis]

filled the air.

[TorqueArcher]

Meanwhile, in Jamaica

[...I'm not telling you!]

at Chrisanns beach

[Shayphis]

a very strange

[...I'm not telling you!]

creature lay huddled

[Shayphis]

next to a

[...I'm not telling you!]

abandoned, grounded umbrella.